MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions

On 2025-04-24 at 16:00:59
When you complain a lot in a forum topic then you get banned for 20 centuries and have a Mario Luigi facepalm on your profile picture without being able to change that image. And nobody, even Wargor himself, wouldn't be able to cancel that ban.
On 2025-04-24 at 20:09:11
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
but looks like a bit bad... and i want when this gonna be added! so calm down!
this topic not about add future updates, topic is about joke updates that not get added ok?
phew, thank you! the other one where they suggested a lot of stuff including me! gonna be added for the next update! minus these suggestions on this topic!
On 2025-04-29 at 00:15:48
anyone who gets mario-dead reacts on their messages get their vr and their time trial points and their challenge points reset



On 2025-04-29 at 04:02:43
Tracks are now entirely holes except for a really slim line in the center of the road, so you always gotta keep perfectly in the center while racing
Oh and the holes themselves aren’t even visible, the tracks are completely unchanged visually
Oh and the holes themselves aren’t even visible, the tracks are completely unchanged visually
On 2025-04-29 at 04:07:30
Terrible idea
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol

On 2025-04-29 at 04:17:55
upon starting a race, your keybinds will be automatically set to other random keys. they cannot be changed during the race
On 2025-04-29 at 04:21:32
FLINT AND STEEL
sets a portion of the map on fire
sets a portion of the map on fire
On 2025-04-29 at 04:50:26
People who ping other people are forced to change their name to the person they pinged
That would be great except two people can't share usernames.
How about they swap usernames?
That would be great except two people can't share usernames.
How about they swap usernames?
WAIT. Scratch that. They literally become each other.
Therefore, in this scenario, Mario is now Luigi, and Luigi is now Mario, but in real life.
On 2025-04-29 at 05:43:17
Wait wait, I got a better one
The wacky antics of the in-game racing have realistic consequences
The wacky antics of the in-game racing have realistic consequences
On 2025-04-29 at 10:20:10
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
Wrong DMs would become more frequent than ever
On 2025-04-29 at 10:20:45
my idea:
every time you use an item the track turns into baby park!
you will not be able to change it from baby park to the track you're playing!
every time you use an item the track turns into baby park!
you will not be able to change it from baby park to the track you're playing!
On 2025-04-29 at 14:11:49
Item: Comeback Clock
Only accessible on lap 3 and only 1 can spawn per race. If a player uses this item, it adds 1 lap to the overall counter, so players will have to finish 4 laps instead of 3, giving them more time to comeback.
They get blue shelled at the finish line no matter what position they are in each lap tho.
Only accessible on lap 3 and only 1 can spawn per race. If a player uses this item, it adds 1 lap to the overall counter, so players will have to finish 4 laps instead of 3, giving them more time to comeback.
They get blue shelled at the finish line no matter what position they are in each lap tho.
On 2025-04-30 at 17:57:12
Replace every character in the game with Steve from A Minecraft Movie and change all the music to the lava chicken song.
On 2025-04-30 at 18:18:17
if you quote a message, your account gets permanently deleted
On 2025-04-30 at 18:21:43
Your username can only be one letter long, people can share usernames, and profile pictures are ALWAYS default
Now it's impossible to tell people apart from each other lol
you would have to have a description that says your username
example: my username is G
Description:
GamerJax55
GamerJax55
On 2025-04-30 at 18:40:40
I've waited my Whole Life for something like this.
Here are 6 Extremely Dumb Ideas.
1. A Feature where Your Character will randomly Spin in Circles. This doesn't affect Your Driving. It only makes the Sprites Spin Continuously.
2. A Feature that Makes Courses Wavery and Distorted.
3. A Feature that Allows only 4X4 QM Courses and Battle Tracks.
4. A Feature that makes everyone Flat for an Entire Race.
5. A Feature that makes you Tiny and you Can Drive Extremely Fast!
6. The Mario Facepalm Item. When You use this a Mario Facepalm Flies into the Sky at a very Fast Speed. After 1 Minute The Mario Facepalm will start Crashing down to the Ground at a Very Fast Speed and when it Hits the Ground A Huge Explosion Happens then the Game Crashes.
Here are 6 Extremely Dumb Ideas.
1. A Feature where Your Character will randomly Spin in Circles. This doesn't affect Your Driving. It only makes the Sprites Spin Continuously.
2. A Feature that Makes Courses Wavery and Distorted.
3. A Feature that Allows only 4X4 QM Courses and Battle Tracks.
4. A Feature that makes everyone Flat for an Entire Race.
5. A Feature that makes you Tiny and you Can Drive Extremely Fast!
6. The Mario Facepalm Item. When You use this a Mario Facepalm Flies into the Sky at a very Fast Speed. After 1 Minute The Mario Facepalm will start Crashing down to the Ground at a Very Fast Speed and when it Hits the Ground A Huge Explosion Happens then the Game Crashes.

On 2025-04-30 at 20:18:59
For every message someone posts on the forums, they lose 200 VR
On 2025-04-30 at 20:30:35
If you are AFK (or making no inputs) in an online race, then you immediately gain 100,000 VR, but if you are in first place, your VR gets reset
I would have never been using the forums at all if that feature was in the game.
For every message someone posts on the forums, they lose 200 VR
I would have never been using the forums at all if that feature was in the game.
On 2025-04-30 at 22:53:42
How about every other day, road and off-road switch places, and every 3rd day, you have to run the track BACKWARDS.
On 2025-04-30 at 22:58:22
New item: everything's backwards!
resets the race, but now you have to do it backwards. Every time you get a shortcut marked with a "forwards only" online, and the track is backwards, everyone loses 400VR except you. You lose 319VR.
resets the race, but now you have to do it backwards. Every time you get a shortcut marked with a "forwards only" online, and the track is backwards, everyone loses 400VR except you. You lose 319VR.