[Fanfic] ~ MKPC Archipel (2023 edition)
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14712 pts ★ Champion
7089 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-08-31 at 06:28:56
I don't exist
You do! You just haven't had a line yet!
On 2023-08-31 at 06:29:31
Also i love how you gave me the font, Lely! /gen
On 2023-08-31 at 07:22:58
Chapter 1 : One two three 새로운 시작이야
On the peaceful grass of Royall Raceway...
Nudge : I love doing fusion with Pokemon. I wonder if the same thing is possible with humans if we got them to fu--
Lely : Way too much information
Nudge : - kpop stan 🤓
Lely : Won't you shut up for a second
Nudge : Oh yes and I'll also put you on mute so that I can finally listen to osc-omb m--
Lely : We REALLY do NOT need to know-- wait where are you going with this tape roll?
While Nudge was battling with Lely to put tape on the mouth of the younger, Max was listening to Pink Floyd, until..
Max : WELCOME, TO THE MACHIIIIIINE
Dietsoda : Hell no I can't. Stop screaming and straining your voice, mayfly.
Ouchy : The iconic line is back !
And now it was Dietsoda against Max, Dietsoda trying to softlock Max out of YouTube.
SYK : What a boring life 🙄😒
VC : I'm fine with taking some rest tbh, I've been having troubles to sleep, notably because I wake up everytime, with the same old unending nightmare: there's a parallel world where our life is terrible...
SYK : Gurl 🤪 you sound like a fucking grandma. 🙄 Get up and get a life 😁🤭
VC : You do what you want but I'm not moving, like at all.
SYK then actually started to walk away, only to take the bus from Royal Raceway to Super Bell Subway to find vacation ideas. Little did he know that...
SYK : Hey guys, I booked a month of vacation away from this boring place! It says the place is called MKPC Archipel !
*awkward silence*
Blaze : Wait that reminds me of something-
SYK : The flight begins in 30 minutes!! 😁
Max : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ??
VC : Guess what ? I'm still not moving either way. and I STAND by that.
SYK : Gurl ur sitting 🤪
VC : *deep sigh* what have I gotten myself into...
Once every MKPCian packed their bags...
Nudge : I hope we will find Monokuma there
Chaz : 1 MONTH OF VACATION TO DESPAIR ISLAND !! [GONE WRONG]
But anyways, the flight began, and it was going quite well, Max even falling asleep while listening his playlist of calm songs from Muse.
Or so they thought.
*loud noises of turbulence*
Speaker : Attention everyone, the plane is meeting turbulences. I ask every person on this flight to buckle up and to let any of their activities behind for now. The plane is likely to shake, so if you have motion sickness, there are bags which can be used as options. ETA being 45 minutes including 42 minutes of turbulence. I also demand to every of the members to not move at all, even if it's to give something to someone.
Nudge : Is this a bad time to say that I really have to use the bathroom
VC : I'm very much officially DONE. YOU HEAR THAT ? I. AM DONE !
Ironically ETA by NewJeans started playing on the plane's radio... welp.
MKPC Archipel
Lely : Finally we are THERE. I can stretch my legs and go take a swim in the ocean
IlluZhion : Please don't pull a Peko on us
At the back of the plane...
VC : *sighs of relief* Wow, we made it to the archipel without any problem.
Also I thought Nudgy would be in a rush but he seems pretty calm.
Nudge : It's because I literally cannot fucking move.
VC : Want some help ?
Nudge : The opposite of no
VC : Well then.
While VC and Nudge headed to the plane's bathroom, Bj started investigating the island by itself, Dietsoda visibly doing the same. Once Nudge was finished, the plane immediately went away.
Brint : We could definitively use those trees to make fire... but are we allowed to ?
Ouchy : I agree on this, they kinda fed us to the wolves...
Dietsoda : Sure, but I think that's an opportunity to figure solutions out by ourselves and to mature. Is this an experiment or is this a vacation trip ? A little bit of both. And what's this island covered in magma that we can see from afar ? Is that.. my brother on the top of it ?
Cringeh : Bruh I don't see anything
IlluZhion : I think so yup. Anyways, I need to take pictures of this island, this is a really beautiful place. Lely ! Come here.
D4rk : I see some grass, which means I can also touch grass 😍
Cringeh : Touching grass.... it's my dream too. I'd love to do it someday.
Blaze : That's literally what you were doing on Royal Raceway 2 hours ago 💀
Cringeh : I forgor 💀
Krazey : Hey everyone, let's keep track of time and of responsibilities. Shouldn't we all team up and live together until the month is done
Noob : I'd rather not personnally... I don't know why but I feel uncomfortable about it.
ToadFan98 : I understand. We all have different views on what to do during ONE whole month on this island, so if we lived together we might have trouble agreeing on things. I personnally want to explore a bit, because oh boy this looks like there are things to see around.
Noob : You can do that if you want, but personnally I don't want to risk anything adventuring myself on the unknown parts of this island
Krazey : But at some point we need to reunite to create our own map of the island. And for that, we need to investigate, and all of the stuff around it, which means we are NOT going to rest, but let's just... rest for this evening. We want to get familiar with this island first, right ?
Max : Also what do we do if we have to use the bathroom ?
Chaz : There are bushes EVERYWHERE so obviously you call the plane so it comes all the way back and then you can use the plane bathroom !
Jk but when you know you know
Dietsoda : This sounds so mundane to have such debates about such things... I hope I will have enough mental willpower to get used to this level of intelligence.
Coolio : We're in one hell of a ride... and this is only the first day. I don't dare to imagine what's going to happen next...
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
Until, in the middle of the night...
*knocking noises*
Lely : *sleepy voice* Illu, it's 4 in the morning, Ruri better be sick for you to knock right now.
IlluZhion : It's not about her...
Lely : What happened then ?
IlluZhion : I heard something under the cottage...
To be continued...
On the peaceful grass of Royall Raceway...
Nudge : I love doing fusion with Pokemon. I wonder if the same thing is possible with humans if we got them to fu--
Lely : Way too much information
Nudge : - kpop stan 🤓
Lely : Won't you shut up for a second
Nudge : Oh yes and I'll also put you on mute so that I can finally listen to osc-omb m--
Lely : We REALLY do NOT need to know-- wait where are you going with this tape roll?
While Nudge was battling with Lely to put tape on the mouth of the younger, Max was listening to Pink Floyd, until..
Max : WELCOME, TO THE MACHIIIIIINE
Dietsoda : Hell no I can't. Stop screaming and straining your voice, mayfly.
Ouchy : The iconic line is back !
And now it was Dietsoda against Max, Dietsoda trying to softlock Max out of YouTube.
SYK : What a boring life 🙄😒
VC : I'm fine with taking some rest tbh, I've been having troubles to sleep, notably because I wake up everytime, with the same old unending nightmare: there's a parallel world where our life is terrible...
SYK : Gurl 🤪 you sound like a fucking grandma. 🙄 Get up and get a life 😁🤭
VC : You do what you want but I'm not moving, like at all.
SYK then actually started to walk away, only to take the bus from Royal Raceway to Super Bell Subway to find vacation ideas. Little did he know that...
SYK : Hey guys, I booked a month of vacation away from this boring place! It says the place is called MKPC Archipel !
*awkward silence*
Blaze : Wait that reminds me of something-
SYK : The flight begins in 30 minutes!! 😁
Max : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ??
VC : Guess what ? I'm still not moving either way. and I STAND by that.
SYK : Gurl ur sitting 🤪
VC : *deep sigh* what have I gotten myself into...
Once every MKPCian packed their bags...
Nudge : I hope we will find Monokuma there
Chaz : 1 MONTH OF VACATION TO DESPAIR ISLAND !! [GONE WRONG]
But anyways, the flight began, and it was going quite well, Max even falling asleep while listening his playlist of calm songs from Muse.
Or so they thought.
*loud noises of turbulence*
Speaker : Attention everyone, the plane is meeting turbulences. I ask every person on this flight to buckle up and to let any of their activities behind for now. The plane is likely to shake, so if you have motion sickness, there are bags which can be used as options. ETA being 45 minutes including 42 minutes of turbulence. I also demand to every of the members to not move at all, even if it's to give something to someone.
Nudge : Is this a bad time to say that I really have to use the bathroom
VC : I'm very much officially DONE. YOU HEAR THAT ? I. AM DONE !
Ironically ETA by NewJeans started playing on the plane's radio... welp.
MKPC Archipel
Lely : Finally we are THERE. I can stretch my legs and go take a swim in the ocean
IlluZhion : Please don't pull a Peko on us
At the back of the plane...
VC : *sighs of relief* Wow, we made it to the archipel without any problem.
Also I thought Nudgy would be in a rush but he seems pretty calm.
Nudge : It's because I literally cannot fucking move.
VC : Want some help ?
Nudge : The opposite of no
VC : Well then.
While VC and Nudge headed to the plane's bathroom, Bj started investigating the island by itself, Dietsoda visibly doing the same. Once Nudge was finished, the plane immediately went away.
Brint : We could definitively use those trees to make fire... but are we allowed to ?
Ouchy : I agree on this, they kinda fed us to the wolves...
Dietsoda : Sure, but I think that's an opportunity to figure solutions out by ourselves and to mature. Is this an experiment or is this a vacation trip ? A little bit of both. And what's this island covered in magma that we can see from afar ? Is that.. my brother on the top of it ?
Cringeh : Bruh I don't see anything
IlluZhion : I think so yup. Anyways, I need to take pictures of this island, this is a really beautiful place. Lely ! Come here.
D4rk : I see some grass, which means I can also touch grass 😍
Cringeh : Touching grass.... it's my dream too. I'd love to do it someday.
Blaze : That's literally what you were doing on Royal Raceway 2 hours ago 💀
Cringeh : I forgor 💀
Krazey : Hey everyone, let's keep track of time and of responsibilities. Shouldn't we all team up and live together until the month is done
Noob : I'd rather not personnally... I don't know why but I feel uncomfortable about it.
ToadFan98 : I understand. We all have different views on what to do during ONE whole month on this island, so if we lived together we might have trouble agreeing on things. I personnally want to explore a bit, because oh boy this looks like there are things to see around.
Noob : You can do that if you want, but personnally I don't want to risk anything adventuring myself on the unknown parts of this island
Krazey : But at some point we need to reunite to create our own map of the island. And for that, we need to investigate, and all of the stuff around it, which means we are NOT going to rest, but let's just... rest for this evening. We want to get familiar with this island first, right ?
Max : Also what do we do if we have to use the bathroom ?
Chaz : There are bushes EVERYWHERE so obviously you call the plane so it comes all the way back and then you can use the plane bathroom !
Jk but when you know you know
Dietsoda : This sounds so mundane to have such debates about such things... I hope I will have enough mental willpower to get used to this level of intelligence.
Coolio : We're in one hell of a ride... and this is only the first day. I don't dare to imagine what's going to happen next...
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
Until, in the middle of the night...
*knocking noises*
Lely : *sleepy voice* Illu, it's 4 in the morning, Ruri better be sick for you to knock right now.
IlluZhion : It's not about her...
Lely : What happened then ?
IlluZhion : I heard something under the cottage...
To be continued...
Cringeh :Touching grass.... it's my dream too. I'd love to do it someday
it's completely true 👍👍
Very good 👍
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3On 2023-08-31 at 10:54:48
Thank you everyone for the kind comments !
@Senko Dietsoda broke your phone 😁
@Senko Dietsoda broke your phone 😁
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On 2023-08-31 at 11:34:39
I hope I have packed a sword so I can threaten the foolish mayflies if they act stupid. 
4On 2023-08-31 at 17:23:17
I hope I have packed a sword so I can threaten the foolish mayflies if they act stupid.
I haven't had a line yet so it won't affect anything if I just swim back to RR right?
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On 2023-08-31 at 19:47:48
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
8On 2023-08-31 at 19:51:34
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
You haven't joined.
5On 2023-08-31 at 19:52:52
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Chill broseph, your chakras are imbalanced. Take a sip of green tea and calm down before realizing you haven't joined.
On 2023-08-31 at 19:54:48
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
What a weird way to say "I want to join" 💀
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5On 2023-08-31 at 20:02:24
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Bro think he joined 💀💀
do you really think we could have known if you wanted to join if you didn't say anything ?
3On 2023-08-31 at 21:00:31
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Have you ever heard of the term "speaking up?"
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On 2023-08-31 at 21:04:13
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
"Sorry but you bag is overweight for having snacks."
Me: So the reason why my bag is overweight is because i'm a fatty. 🧢
yippee!!1111!!😁Anyways good story
oi that's supposed to be my job
On 2023-09-01 at 00:00:34
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Oh, you? You're in hell because you died
4On 2023-09-01 at 00:22:43
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
"Sorry but you bag is overweight for having snacks."
Me: So the reason why my bag is overweight is because i'm a fatty. 🧢
yippee!!1111!!😁Anyways good story
oi that's supposed to be my job
Nah both of our jobs
1On 2023-09-01 at 00:24:27
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
"Sorry but you bag is overweight for having snacks."
Me: So the reason why my bag is overweight is because i'm a fatty. 🧢
yippee!!1111!!😁Anyways good story
oi that's supposed to be my job
Nah both of our jobs
On 2023-09-01 at 04:25:02
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Have you ever heard of the term "speaking up?"
CAN I JOIN PLEASE
On 2023-09-01 at 04:28:33
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Have you ever heard of the term "speaking up?"
CAN I JOIN PLEASE
Then give Lely your information like bro 💀
On 2023-09-01 at 04:53:54
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Oh, you? You're in hell because you died
WHEN DID I DIE
On 2023-09-01 at 04:54:48
WHERE AM I IN THE STORY HUH?
Have you ever heard of the term "speaking up?"
CAN I JOIN PLEASE
Then give Lely your information like bro 💀
AND I ALREADY DID
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