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tell your funniest joke here (no racism, sexism, ability biased, nsfw stuff, or swears)

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Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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mine.
how many parents does it take to unload a dishwasher?
none, that's what chores were invented for.
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Mykal2 wrote:
mine.
how many parents does it take to unload a dishwasher?
none, that's what chores were invented for.


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What is a dies favorite dessert Dicecream!
Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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blockclips that was unnecisary.
not funny.
didn't laugh.
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Ruias Roca Picuda
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Its Ruinas Roca Picuda... :(
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Ruinas Don Pisotón
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Messages 96 - Boo Boo
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mine.
how many parents does it take to unload a dishwasher?
none, that's what chores were invented for.

How is that Funny? aie
Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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i meant kids instead of chores
Messages 74 - Boo Boo
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
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Messages 96 - Boo Boo
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lolrire
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Messages 679 - Mario Mario
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck.

Edit: Credit to SML.
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xd2
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Messages 254 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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ok?
Messages 96 - Boo Boo
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck.
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I got this from a spongebob episode.

Why couldn't the kid go to the pirate movie?


Because it was rated ARRR.

Man I want to send the memes
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Messages 272 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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where do hamsters go on vacation?


amsterdam!

i got it from a video
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Why do pirates have a tough time remembering the alphabet?

They can spend years at C.

(Also credit to SML)
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Why do people  tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast!
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Why did the cat get a ticket?

Because he littered.
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A joke...

Well, if you have seen :gamba:... don't ask me what I was thinking when I made it. That emoji was a joke itself.

Not my funniest but I'm sure they wouldn't fit on this topic hehe
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