What's the weirdest dream you've had?

Time for another weird dream!

A one-eyed Minion (from Illumination) buys a milkshake. After going outside, the Grubhub guy, riding a golf kart, steals the Minion's milkshake. The Minion gets on a scooter, trying to pursue the Grubhub guy. After a while, the Grubhub guy dropped the milkshake and the Minion retrieves his milkshake. The Minion realized the cup was empty and got mad, he got back on his scooter and went faster. The Minion's scooter collided with the Grubhub guy's golf kart, making an accident. The Minion was fine, but the Grubhub guy was in pieces like when you die in a Lego Game. A woman shouted "Murderer" at the Minion. The Minion saw that the Grubhub guy tried to eat his own limbs, so he helped him, out of curiosity. As the Grubhub guy ate his own limbs, they grew back on him! The Minion went back to buy a milkshake with the Grubhub guy. They bought milkshakes together!

I had a dream a couple of nights ago where I wore thigh highs to school, I remember being very scared and hiding in a stairwell 💀

Are u balding, per chance?

@IAmNotBald (more seriously no)

If I had to write all of the dreams I've had that were weird it would take about two years to read it all if I could remember every single detail about it but here are some of the dreams that I've had:

1. There was that one dream I had where I was like in a horror game but not and then it turned into something like a Renaissance reenactment but then like went to something from Law and Order SVU but I don't understand that one

2. That one more dream I had where I was in war became a kind of a series in my dream which was cool but also kind of scary because it felt realistic.

3. The one scariest dream I've technically had but not scary but more like weird was when somebody whispered in my ear and I felt the breath of someone whispering into my ear and to make it worse I felt calmed by the breath or the feeling of the breath in my ear.



I will have new and more weird dreams later on.

I had one where I was in a Luigi's Mansion game but in VR, another one where I lived in an apartment building and there was a giant Waluigi outside the apartment, and yet another one where I was playing some Sonic game

I remember way too much of this dream I had a few days ago so I'll write it down. This took forever to post especially because my internet was like "Nope" the exact moment I tried to post this and everything was lost

---Part 1---
I am Princess Peach. I was wandering about my irl house doing my normal things. I had my "cousins" over (which was just a large group of random people I don't know). Then, I noticed out the window that a group of female anime characters who were roaming my neighborhood started attacking my neighbor's house. They started to talk with my neighbors peacefully, then they left.

The anime characters then approached our house. They chatted, not-so peacefully, with my family, then they said they would leave. I headed outside on the deck to enjoy the view and hang out with my "cousins", and saw an anime character about to come inside. My "cousins" were mad and started to attack them. We moved over to the yard where the driveway would be (the driveway was missing) and we fought. A male "cousin" who had very large muscles and was a tad overweight mistook me for a female anime character and started attacking me, too.

Then, everyone stopped and calmly looked over in the direction of the intersection on my irl street. Mario was being kidnapped by one of the anime characters.

---Part 2---
The dream became 2D and pixelated as if it were an RPG being played on the GBA. We all morphed into pixelated Red Toads including me and we journeyed through a poisonous forest to rescue Mario. I don't really remember this part too well.

Anyway, we made it and journeyed through Toad Town, buying supplies. Then, I entered the boss room.

---Part 3----
When I entered the boss room, the game turned 3D again. I sat down at the table and started the boss battle.

The way the battles worked is that they were like 20 player FFA card games. We had small pebbles that lit up and could be rolled like dice to determine how much damage the attack does. Each player had its own distinct color and icon, and Small cylindrical pieces were used to keep track of health, and there was also another type of piece that was shaped like giant fingernail clippings that idk what it did.

I left mid battle to cheat and get more HP and change my player color from red (#ff0000) to yellow (#ffff00) and my icon to a Piranha Plant. Then, I came back.

I never finished the battle. It became nighttime, and I "slept" in a bedroom located behind the boss room. I left the boss room to return to Toad Town

--- Part 4 ---

I was now back in the pixelated RPG. I decided to enter a pipe to continue trying to save Mario from the anime character. Some Toads were following me now (I assume they were my "cousins" from Part 1).

An animation played that showed two of the other Toads refusing to follow me. (A UI showed that I had 47 "cousins". -_-) I came back out of the pipe to see what was wrong. I found one of the two Toads and he/she started following me.

I was now in a Super Mario Wonder-styled platformer (which was apparently now an actual game). I was still on my way to find that second missing Toad.

I hit a ? block that somehow released a curse that made it impossible to proceed. I died on purpose, which should make me return to my last save point. However, I figured out that the game had autosaved when I hit the ? block. I was trying to find a way to restore old save files when I finally woke up.

I had a dream where I was fighting in the Istvann V massacre.

As a loyalist.

💀💀💀

I will pay £100 (yes im british) for this to happen on my birthday

The weirdest dream i ever had was i got smash ultimate Then i got a lottery ticket. the numbers i wrote were then i watched tv until the anouncements, which where then i spent the money on smash bros dlc, but it said that there was 5 extra packs of dlc and i bought them all then i went to play more smash, and one of the dlcs just gave mr game and watch a new skin which was blurple and another made pyra/mythra have an alternate costume where they have casual outfits and another one made pikachu have an echofighter which was eevee

Damn. I don't know.

There was one dream I had as a child that I swear I still remember to this day where I was watching Sesame Street & Mr. Snuffy (don't remember his full name) was lighting candles on himself too many to the point where he blew himself up like a nuclear bomb.

Yeah, it was very disturbing and didn't make any sense.

I had a wired dream that I was stupid enough to jump off a jet that was almost 2,000 ft high in the air but somehow didn't die so I woke up extremely dizzy and sick.  

my are the same as princesses but and after that dream about my with a girl i don't even them my next dream XD is my friend coming to school with an Ak-47 but i don't now why and then after  that dream
but them my 3 dream was me going up to my gril friend and her braking up with my had that dream happen 7 time so my girl friends probly brack up
with me so ya 3 of my weirdest dreams

but let's play football World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup World Cup

but one more so befor i woke up i had a dream were i was in in war world 3 were are war ship got broke and me and the crew were get on the plans wend we got hit with a 7098 pound tsunami bomb I was the only one that survived but I thought I was I woke up my friend was still alive so what happened was me and my friends were the only people who survived and then we killed everyone practically but then my friend died I went ballistic and then I am a skilled everyone but someone shot a shotgun in my head say that was my fourth dream

But I don't know why I've been having these the dreams I've been having but if I have the one about World War 3 again and I'm pretty sure I might happen I don't know because Jesus is the ones that give us our dreams so if I'm repeating we having a dream about World War III that could mean that it's going to be happening in the next few years I don't know
there's a sign that something's going to be happening soon

but it's like a mix between Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin it's either one of those two that's going to start World War III and I'm relatively scared and I'll admit that

I had a dream where I arrived on a jungle planet with some superhero looking people. We were there to collect bananas, so I was hanging on this banana tree, except it actually was a tree, not a plant. The banana tree was hanging over a massive ravine, and monkeys with scissors were trying to cut it down so it would fall. Eventually, I did fall into the ravine, and then the dream ended.