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10076 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-09-18 at 21:37:11
KIDS, ASK YOUR PARENTS WHERE BABYS COME FROM?
the stork
As the confirm I can stork that this is true
where do the babies come from before the stork
I was made by God, I can forge a baby in seconds
1On 2023-09-18 at 17:56:13
KIDS, ASK YOUR PARENTS WHERE BABYS COME FROM?
the stork
As the confirm I can stork that this is true
1dlc mk8dluxe
On 2023-09-18 at 16:26:14
Votre souhait s’est réalisé car Funky kong est dans la vague 6. aussi c’est PETEY piranha, pas Flora piranha.
f r e n c h name (like for example Dry Bones is called Skelerex, Rosalina is called Harmonie, or Dry Bowser is called Bowser Skelet)
Erm ackshualky I already said that 🤓
On 2023-09-18 at 07:00:19
Votre souhait s’est réalisé car Funky kong est dans la vague 6. aussi c’est PETEY piranha, pas Flora piranha.
Flora Piranha is the French name
4Sony Vs. Nintendo.
On 2023-09-06 at 19:42:01
I love when people start useless discourse because they're bored
22What is your favorite track? Wrong Answers only
On 2023-09-07 at 06:28:30
Desert Hills has always been so interesting as a track, the artistic direction Nintendo went with is absolutely amazing and I dearly hope they will restart making tracks like this one because they bring back so many good memories. Add that to the perfect number of obsticles, which is programed to both feel overwhelming and relaxing at the same time. The level design is structured, coherent and solid. The amazing music that feels nostalgic makes me dream a long dream and the track is like a small heaven. Everything feels like absolute perfection and I LOVE IT. SLAYYY !
I'm presuming this is referring to DS and Wii's versions because I actually really like it in MKPC
1On 2023-09-05 at 18:27:11
no you see ds test circle is, the layout is so creative and yet it plays so well. the visuals are stunning and it has incredibly fun obstacles
6what one thing that make you mad about mario kart pc?
On 2023-09-16 at 16:18:48
The fact pipe behaviours aren't included with the "turn off heavy decor" function. It already gets rid of trees, which serve about the same purpose. Then again nobody actually unironically uses this optimisation
hello
goodbye
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6On 2023-09-16 at 15:21:39
The fact pipe behaviours aren't included with the "turn off heavy decor" function. It already gets rid of trees, which serve about the same purpose. Then again nobody actually unironically uses this optimisation
mkpc: retail edition
On 2023-09-16 at 18:44:52
Teon's toy shop:
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Building Number: 5072
Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99
ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP
Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.
Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?
Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen
Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥
Good thing I bought bombs last night
Good thing I know a Sygyl that aborts that exact operation... then replays it right in front of your face
Never underestimate an Irishwoman, bitchesGood thing I'm having some of those Dvds delivered to your exact location right now
Also a good thing that I have killer robots in the back that I could not sellTeon I can activate those bombs myself at any time, and you have them right now. Choose your fucking actions carefully!
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1On 2023-09-15 at 22:27:53
Ballland
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
May I have some bombs, just in case Aran comes back
You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough p o u n d s
My video games are overpriced as f**k so I obviously do have enough
Ok here 💣💣💣
11On 2023-09-15 at 22:26:14
Ballland
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
May I have some bombs, just in case Aran comes back
You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough p o u n d s
13On 2023-09-15 at 22:08:04
Ballland
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
Building Number 11037
Lamp Oil £69.42
Rope £42.00
Bombs £110.37
Top 5 worst remake retro tracks
On 2023-09-17 at 08:21:01
1. Sunset wild (switch) each lap dont get darker
2. Mario circuit 2 (3ds) Broken
3. Baby park (ds) 5 laps, no bowser shell, and it feel plain
4. Yoshi fall (wii) same as ds version
5. Mario circuit 1 (ds) boring
2. Mario circuit 2 (3ds) Broken
3. Baby park (ds) 5 laps, no bowser shell, and it feel plain
4. Yoshi fall (wii) same as ds version
5. Mario circuit 1 (ds) boring
1. So you unironically think that one of if not the worst track of all time is SW simply because of a lighting issue?
2. Uh no, the track works fine. It has some unintentional SCs but they're not too crazy.
3. The lack of Bowser Shells shouldn't take away from the track, rather the game. And this is fucking Baby Park of course it's plain.
4. There are so, SO many DS, Wii, and 3DS retros that are nearly the exact same. Why do you only give a fuck on Yoshi Falls? You're going to have to actually explain why you dislike the track.
5. So was the original. Tell me, what would you have done with the track?
Random Cup Selections
On 2023-09-17 at 08:31:51
I suggest that, in online mode, you should be able to select a random track for a cup.
Osc-Omb, this doesn't really have any downsides and could increase replayability.
Osc-Omb, this doesn't really have any downsides and could increase replayability.
It just costs Wargor time and is useless
I said that it could be fun and increase replayability.
There's no reason to say that it justs costs Wargor time. That's literally every update's cost.
The point of this forum is to post suggestions for the game, and it's expected that these'll take time. There's no reason to act like every update has to be huge and game-changing to be worth a little time.
First off, how does it increase replayability?
Secondly, I never said every update has to be game changing. On the contrary, I think more quality of life changes could be great for this game, and pretty much every other video game I know. But the ability to choose random for each cup would just be time wasted that could have been spent to make something more useful. Literally just close your eyes and move your mouse erratically, then click. Technically random
Do you just not want to make the game better and more fun? I haven't seen a single suggestion that doesn't go unridiculed.
That's probably because these suggestions are way too frequent and are useless a lot of the time. If nearly all you do is beg for features in the game, you're not going to be labeled as a very nice person. Trying to contribute to the game is not the point of the forum - it's literally just a Mario Kart forum.
2On 2023-09-17 at 08:15:18
What's the point of bringing me into this?
And I don't understand? You can already vote random.
And I don't understand? You can already vote random.
Spinning Items
On 2023-09-17 at 08:33:58
And
Can somebody collaborate with my Mario Kart NES project?
On 2023-09-16 at 18:35:14
*epic drumbeat*
you just got: ROASTED
syk has taken500 emotional damage
you just got: ROASTED
syk has taken
22On 2023-09-16 at 18:33:29
Well, now that i think about it, i actually, GENUINELY regret saying that before, and i'm very sorry about the mistake i made. Don't say "saying that you're sorry ain't gonna help you bro lmbooooo" because that ain't cool. Right now, i'm cringing seeing the last reposts about the "roast" post. Again, i'm really sorry for this. /srs
saying that you're sorry ain't gonna help you bro lmbooooo
3On 2023-09-16 at 00:45:06
bro syk died from that roast
Ikr, he deserved it cuz bro tried to brainwash the mods to death 💀
And not only that, Invu literally said "get off your pedestal, your behaviour is super rude".
I like that you're losing your mind because one person who had a misunderstanding is being corrected, that ain't a roast 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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