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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-06-18 at 08:13:56
"Ay mate, care for a beef hotdog?"
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
On 2024-08-03 at 11:08:47
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
"You will never die!
I will never die
None of them will ever die
...
Miami
Miami
Miami
Miami inside me
You've gotta see, friend!
Ga ga
None of them will ever love you
(gunshot)"
Whoever Can Guess What This Is from Gets Ten
On 2024-06-14 at 08:13:38
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
I Love This So Much
the Sonic Fandubs Were So Funny
I Call Everything That I Hate a "Bitch-Ass Motherfucker" Because of Eggman Now
2On 2024-06-03 at 08:44:34
I Have Four More Puppet Pipeline Quotes Stuck In My Head Now 💀😭
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
On 2024-05-08 at 07:21:05
"MOTHA FUCKA"
I'm Not a Motha Fucka, I'm a Fatha Fucka 😎
6On 2024-05-06 at 04:43:46
Oh Boy...
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
1Maken Moozac's Grand Prix
On 2023-06-14 at 23:30:15
These Tracks Look Better Each Time! Very Impressive 
On 2023-06-11 at 18:37:13
=== Announcement - New Course, and the Future of MMGP! ===
Good evening racers! I have a lot of exciting news to share today, starting off with the arrival MMGP's penultimate Course: Bowser's Castle has hit the scene! This haunting fortress will truly put your skills to the test. Who knows what lies behind those doors?
Play Bowser's Castle here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=105857
And with that, we're down to the final 5 Courses before MMGP is complete! So I decided to give you guys a breakdown of what's left to come. Click below to see a timeline of events, that will culminate with MMGP's full release.
Don't worry about spoilers! None of the upcoming Courses or Drivers are revealed, just the release order.
• First, Course A and its RMX Variant will release, followed shortly by the Heart Cup, and a new unlockable character.
• After that, Courses B and C will have a dual release, being uploaded at the same time.
• The RMX Variants for Course B, Course C and Bowser's Castle will be uploaded, culminating in the release of the 2nd RMX Cup, alongside another Koopa Shell.
• Course D will release, alongside the Hammer Cup and a new Unlockable Character.
• The RMX Variant for course D will release sometime between the final two courses.
• Finally, Course E and its RMX Variant will be uploaded, followed by the Grand Star Cup (Along with a new Unlockable Character) and the Final RMX Cup (Along with the final Koopa Shell). MMGP will then be officially released, with 4 final challenges and a final unlockable character.
I hope you guys are excited for the final leg of MMGP's development journey. Keep an eye out for more updates coming soon!
Good evening racers! I have a lot of exciting news to share today, starting off with the arrival MMGP's penultimate Course: Bowser's Castle has hit the scene! This haunting fortress will truly put your skills to the test. Who knows what lies behind those doors?
Play Bowser's Castle here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=105857
And with that, we're down to the final 5 Courses before MMGP is complete! So I decided to give you guys a breakdown of what's left to come. Click below to see a timeline of events, that will culminate with MMGP's full release.
Don't worry about spoilers! None of the upcoming Courses or Drivers are revealed, just the release order.
• First, Course A and its RMX Variant will release, followed shortly by the Heart Cup, and a new unlockable character.
• After that, Courses B and C will have a dual release, being uploaded at the same time.
• The RMX Variants for Course B, Course C and Bowser's Castle will be uploaded, culminating in the release of the 2nd RMX Cup, alongside another Koopa Shell.
• Course D will release, alongside the Hammer Cup and a new Unlockable Character.
• The RMX Variant for course D will release sometime between the final two courses.
• Finally, Course E and its RMX Variant will be uploaded, followed by the Grand Star Cup (Along with a new Unlockable Character) and the Final RMX Cup (Along with the final Koopa Shell). MMGP will then be officially released, with 4 final challenges and a final unlockable character.
I hope you guys are excited for the final leg of MMGP's development journey. Keep an eye out for more updates coming soon!
That Looks Like a Mix of GCN Bowser's Castle, 3DS Bowser's Castle and N64 Bowser's Castle!
1MKPC COUNTER 7th birthday !!!
On 2023-10-25 at 21:36:49
LEt'S GO!!!!
Suggestions For MKPC
On 2024-06-24 at 08:48:10
What if instead of Mario kart pc, it was Mario kart freaky. Instead of racing others online, we posted pictures of our feet online.
I Still Don't and Will Never Understand How People are Into That
Like, Those Things are Fucking Nasty
On 2024-06-20 at 04:54:23
When we copy and paste something can we rotate it?
or Do You Mean Copy and Pasting Stuff Like
Walls...?
(If You Got a Notification from Me Posting a Comment Here Earlier, That Was Me Forgetting to Quote the Message and Messing Up the Color of the Image ;-; )
On 2024-06-19 at 10:07:15
Sorry for reviving this, but I have a great idea!
What if we had group PM's? Like, 5 people talking to each other on one PM? What do y'all guys think?
Group Private Messages Would be Craaaaaazzzzzzy It'd be Like the Very Questionable Group Chat That I'm In!!!
I Mean Huh Wait What Huh Yeah That'd be Great, Then We Could Send Messages That Would be Considered Useless on the Forums Without It Being a Useless Message
3On 2024-03-03 at 04:51:28
I Would Add Everything People Ask for Just to Make People Stop Asking for More.
But If I Had To Choose One Thing It Would Be The Speedometer. I Really Liked The Speedometer Because It Is Fun To Look At During Races And Also Looks Cool.
But If I Had To Choose One Thing It Would Be The Speedometer. I Really Liked The Speedometer Because It Is Fun To Look At During Races And Also Looks Cool.
I Find It Surprising That I Suggested the Speedometer Here and Now It Is In the Game
On 2023-07-06 at 03:47:02
I Would Add the Ability to Change Backgrounds And Music After Teleporting.
So, Let's Say You Wanted to Make a Sonic CD Level as a Mario Kart Track with All Times,
You Use a Teleporter to Change the Time by Changing the Music and Background (The Track Image Doesn't Change Though)
You Could Use a GIF But the Timing Could Be Off Depending on Your Speed and CC And It Would Look Strange
So, Let's Say You Wanted to Make a Sonic CD Level as a Mario Kart Track with All Times,
You Use a Teleporter to Change the Time by Changing the Music and Background (The Track Image Doesn't Change Though)
You Could Use a GIF But the Timing Could Be Off Depending on Your Speed and CC And It Would Look Strange
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2On 2023-06-29 at 07:09:54
I would add a 😳🤨💀📸🗿🤯🤓😫🧢 Reaction
😳:Embarrassment
🤨:Ayo
💀:💀
📸: Snapshot
🗿:Giga Chad
🤯:NAH REALLY
🤓:Nerd
😫:What Is This
🧢:Cap
😳:Embarrassment
🤨:Ayo
💀:💀
📸: Snapshot
🗿:Giga Chad
🤯:NAH REALLY
🤓:Nerd
😫:What Is This
🧢:Cap
:eyebrow_raise:
: skull:
:flash:
:moai:
:mind_blown:
:nerd:
:cap:
Can't Think Of Names For The Other Two
On 2023-06-24 at 23:43:18
i would like to add special abilities from Mario Kart Double Dash.
And You Can Assign Special Abilities to Custom Characters!
On 2023-06-14 at 21:55:29
n
Where Would We Put n In the Game? As a Driver?
Maybe The N64 Logo As a Driver
2On 2023-06-13 at 16:36:54
Coconut Gun
You can shoot coconuts like green or red shells but you can shoot as many as you want (acutally 5-7) coconuts at opponents.This item only can be obtained between 5th or below or near the back of the pack when racing or near or at dead last
You can shoot coconuts like green or red shells but you can shoot as many as you want (acutally 5-7) coconuts at opponents.This item only can be obtained between 5th or below or near the back of the pack when racing or near or at dead last
It Can Fire In Spurts
If It Shoots Ya, It's Gonna Hurt!
On 2023-06-08 at 20:25:39
I Would Add Morshu
Custom Caracter
It Was Mostly Just a Joke
1On 2023-06-08 at 20:00:54
I Would Add Morshu
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