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On 2025-08-13 at 15:48:54
Teal Shell
It Explodes Everyone but the One In First
Magenta Shell
It Explodes Everyone but the One In Last
It Explodes Everyone but the One In First
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It Explodes Everyone but the One In Last
On 2025-03-07 at 08:13:12
Brown Mushroom
You Eat It
And that's... Literally it.
Think! Why are red mushrooms in the game but not brown ones?! Also Mushroom Stew but We Don't Need That In Mario Kart
You Eat It
And that's... Literally it.
Think! Why are red mushrooms in the game but not brown ones?! Also Mushroom Stew but We Don't Need That In Mario Kart
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-06-18 at 08:13:56
"Ay mate, care for a beef hotdog?"
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONGπ π π πππ.π)π
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONGπ π π πππ.π)π
On 2024-08-03 at 11:08:47
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
"You will never die!
I will never die
None of them will ever die
...
Miami
Miami
Miami
Miami inside me
You've gotta see, friend!
Ga ga
None of them will ever love you
(gunshot)"
Whoever Can Guess What This Is from Gets Ten
On 2024-06-14 at 08:13:38
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
I Love This So Much
the Sonic Fandubs Were So Funny
I Call Everything That I Hate a "Bitch-Ass Motherfucker" Because of Eggman Now
2On 2024-06-03 at 08:44:34
I Have Four More Puppet Pipeline Quotes Stuck In My Head Now ππ
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... π
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... π
On 2024-05-08 at 07:21:05
"MOTHA FUCKA"
I'm Not a Motha Fucka, I'm a Fatha Fucka π
6On 2024-05-06 at 04:43:46
Oh Boy...
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
Space for Anything... again
On 2026-10-05 at 19:40:27
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how do mfs get their mario kart pc accounts hacked π
Happened to Coopa once, and I have no clue how
Who's coopa
Oh I dunnooo just some random kid from 2023
On 2026-10-05 at 19:20:10
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how do mfs get their mario kart pc accounts hacked π
Happened to Coopa once, and I have no clue how
On 2026-09-21 at 18:06:42
Do you remember the 21st night of September
I am so glad you reminded me of that song since a VTuber sings that for numerous hours straight every September 21st (I never watch the whole thing, of course, but I come in every few minutes)
1On 2026-09-11 at 09:48:07
Should I type this?
Guys, today is the 25th anniversary of 9/11
Guys, today is the 25th anniversary of 9/11
I mean, it is true
And your message is pretty neutral on it, so I doubt anyone would take offense to it if that is your concern
(Spoiler tunnel removed for obvious reasons)
1On 2026-09-09 at 18:24:45
7 people online at 11:23 (Rome, Bern, Berlin timezone) and the site feels empty now as I speak
There was once a time where I was the ONLY person online
3On 2026-09-03 at 16:30:26
Someone just pissed in my cereal.
Well, that sure is a new replacement for milk
1On 2026-08-13 at 05:44:25
i was working on making the worst song of all time and it corrupted before i could even finish it lmao
here it is as promised
raw song
Playin' this at my funeral
1On 2026-07-09 at 16:01:47
If Diddy Kong is in the Kong family w/ Donkey and Funky Kong in MKWii, then why is Diddy Kong the only one to have a tail?
Because the others cut their own tails off.
What are you talking about? It's because he's a gorilla
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1On 2026-05-28 at 17:59:34

ranking every human on earth bet
bro is that penizguven in F tier? Holy this might be a W ranking
bro is that big stein in S tier? Aw hell nah bro
bro tell me why I see @Nodac64 in F tier, damnπ
benjamin in top, W
bro is that Keinieo in C tier? Man keinieo really is a bum ig
I see FantomeTheif in A tier, OK I guess
bro im BELOW BOTTOM? i might just be a bum OK
What is the purpose in the two added tiers if they are just S tier and F tier again?
1On 2026-04-16 at 11:38:44
fun fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
i was born during the year of luigi
i was born during the year of luigi
I was born at a very young age, supposedly on my birthday...
1On 2026-03-19 at 17:44:36
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who else should join my show?
Dude no way it's the thing from Road To El Porkado
I think I see Optimus Prime so assuming you know Transformers, you should add Generation One Blurr

On 2026-01-27 at 19:06:08
4) Every mainline game track has a unique soundtrack,
Multiple courses share songs what??
Mario Circuit, Luigi Circuit, and Peach Circuit
Boo Lake and Broken Pier
Bowser Castle 1, Bowser Castle 2, Bowser Castle 3, and Bowser Castle 4
Lakeside Park and Riverside Park
Shy Guy Beach and Cheep-Cheep Island
The only ones that do not share songs are
Sky Garden
Sunset Wilds
Yoshi Desert
Snow Land
Ribbon Road
and Rainbow Road
Cheese Land
13 tracks reuse songs from others, and 7 have songs that only play in one track
Lakeside and riverside park have completely different soundtracks
Oops I forgot My bad π
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