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errrrrrrrrrrm aceksuli this is the greek alphabet:
Αα Ββ Γγ Δδ Εε Ζζ Ηη Θθ Ιι Κκ Λλ Μμ Νν Ξξ Οο Ππ Ρρ Σσς Ττ Υυ Φφ Χχ Ψψ Ωω ☝🤓

errrrm ackshually its "Z" if its in the end of a word☝🤓

It means Σ = Your Mom Is Cool.

   

So Many People Say MKWii is the Best MK Game, Well, I Would Say it is One of the Most Annoying. Sure, it Made Fun Memories, It was the first with Motion Controls, and it Had Great Soundtrack, Tracks, and Characters. But Mario Kart Wii has Many Downsides.

1. It Breaks Friendships: Do to the Insane Items, CPUs, Tracks, and Rage MKWii Can Break Friendships.

2. No Cooldown with Items: I've Played Mario Kart Wii for 6+ Years, and Every Time I Play even on the Easiest Setting, 3 Blue Shells Can Attack Me and Cause Damage 3 Times. Even if I get Hit by a Red Shell, a Blue Shell will Still Come and Give Damage.

3. You Can't Steer while in the Air: That Makes Every Course with Jumps Broken, Especially Wii Rainbow Road.

4. The Thunder Cloud: This is the Most Hated Mario Kart Item Besides the Blue Shell, it has NO Purpose. Sure, it Gives You a Small Boost, but it Shrinks You. It is the Only Item that Causes Damage To Yourself Automatically.

5. The Insane Difficulty: The CPUs Get Insane Items, and The Aggressiveness of the Items, Makes it Hard to Not Rage Quit.

6. Unlocking Things: The Things that Require Grand Prix and Time Trials Make Those Things Extremely Hard to Unlock. An EG is Rosalina.

7. Staying in 1ST: It is SO Hard to Stay in First, You will be Lucky to Be in First for a While, but Once You get to First, You have to Worry about Falling, a Blue Shell, Red Shells, Only getting Fake Item Blocks, Hitting Yourself, and Only Getting One Banana and then 3 Red Shells Come. There are SO MANY Dangers in MKWii if You are in First.

8. The Courses: About 25% of the Courses are Very Broken, Like DK Summit, Wario's Gold Mine, Moonview Highway, Rainbow Road, GBA Shy Guy Beach, N64 DK Jungle Parkway, and SNES Mario Circuit 3. The Reason is in DK Summit, if You Miss Aim on the Halfpipes, You will Go Backwards, and the Snow Piles are Doom.
In Wario's Gold Mine, before You get to the Top of the Steep Hill, it's Hard to Tell Where the Turn is, So You Might Miss Aim, the Mine Carts Can Push You Off, Thank Goodness they Were Fixed in MK8.
In Moonview Highway, The Cars Flatten You, Sure the Music Becomes Funny, but It's Annoying when You are Trying to get a Triple Star Rank, and the Bob Omb Cars are Cruel Even Though I Do Love Bob Ombs, they are Cute.
In Rainbow Road, the Halfpipes Can Go Very Wrong And the Respawn Time is as Slow as R.O.B., No Offence R.O.B., The Required Halfpipe could Go VERY Wrong.
In GBA Shy Guy Beach, The Bombs Now Affect You, and the Water Slows You Down, unlike the GBA Version.
In N64 DK Jungle Parkway, the Turn after the Jump is SUPER Sharp, causing You to Go Off-Road, and the Hills Might Cause You to Fall Off.
In SNES Mario Circuit 3, the Sharp Turn Might Cause You to Hit the Pipes or Go Off-Road. If Nintendo Would Just Modify SNES Courses, then they can Be Enjoyable.

9. The Glitches: MKWii Has SO MANY Glitches, They Cause So Many Bugs. It Makes MKWii Very Broken.

Those are All My Reasons. If You don't belive Me about all of these, Play the Game and See for Your Self.

You think i'm joking? It probably makes you laugh to make that kind of trash topics that makes 0 sense, people get banned for a reason, if you're not happy about it you can just leave. You should've been gone already with the amount of alts you've got. Next time i have to verbally warn you i'm taking your ass off the site, got that?

If you're tired of it then just leave the topic

Then try MK8DX

he said Wii U not Wii

I grew up with wii u rr, so i hope it comes in mk9

Episode 1: A security briefing:

A large group of people sit in a room. They wait. They are all wearing the purple uniform of their new employers. A few of them make general chatter, having learnt eachothers names earlier.

Cringeh: So, why did you get the job?
Popplio: well there is a water park in this mall and they give us 50% off in select locations in the mall, including the water park. Why did you sign up?
Cringeh: well I need some money while I get a better job and this seemed fairly easy.
Nodac: I got the job so I could protect the local shops.

Someone suddenly began speaking through the radio system.

Sm7: Uh, hello. All of you have been employed to keep this mall secure during the night. As you may know, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza has been shut down after the incident however, the company that own this mall have told me to inform you that the animitronic characters from there do get a bit quirky at night. They will wander around and may... they may... they might stuff your body into a suit, believing you to be an endoskeleton without its outer costume. If you see one of the approaching you I would suggest you hide as quickly as possible. Also in the contract you signed you acknowledged any injuries, or death, were not caused by us and you, or your family, can not sue. Uh, that should be all. See you on the flip side.

The information causes some uproar within the group. Many of the gaurds had not believed there was a risk of death.

Cringeh: What even was the incident
Nodac: It's not confirmed but a toddler in the kids cove section was heard screaming in fright and everything closed right after.

Nodac chuckles slightly

Nodac: apparently they found the body of a girl within the Mangle animitronic suit, or at least parts of it. It seems someone reassembled it after hiding the body inside just the night before it occurred.
Popplio: That's horrible. Do they know who it was?
Nodac: the body might match up with a girl who went missing near here. Not even the first missing person case. There have been more in the last 7 weeks. The streak began after Someone was murdered just outside this building.
Cringeh: So there is a killer on the loose? I no longer feel that safe with this job.

The radio suddenly goes back on.

Sm7: I forgot to mention, you will be split up among the mall, and from what I've heard, you should keep someone in the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza winding up the music box in the prize corner because if you don't, the puppet will come out. It seems the puppet is especially hostile. I never liked it much, it always creeped me out a bit. The toy animitronics also have the functionality to recognise people with criminal records so if you have a criminal record, that may be an issue...

..oh yeah, before I forget, all of you have been given a firearm, a flashlight and a company phone. The phone should show you where you've been assigned. Good luck and I'll see you on the flip side, again.

All the guards check their company phones to see where they have been assigned.

Cringeh: where are you assigned?
Popplio: I've been assigned to the toy shop.
Cringeh: same!!!

What will happen next. death
Find out later.