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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-02-16 at 15:36:05
guys why is blueyfan facepalming everything (no seriously i need answers)
On 2023-01-13 at 17:04:52
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On 2023-01-10 at 18:26:09
how do i send images?
[fanfic] MKPC Heroes
On 2023-01-25 at 15:23:54
Episode #5 Green Shell!
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.ok so uhhhhhhhh
basically just a chill guy, doesn't really take anything seriously.
On 2023-01-07 at 06:40:43
kewl fanfic
name: TJ
color:
species: human
abilities: Shotgun, with 420 bullets. can use rapid fire at any time
name: TJ
color:
species: human
abilities: Shotgun, with 420 bullets. can use rapid fire at any time
You need to say the name of your color, so that they don’t have to quote you and find the color.
i didn't really know how to set my color, sorry
On 2023-01-06 at 18:21:03
kewl fanfic
name: TJ
color: Sky blue
species: human
abilities: Shotgun, with 420 bullets. can use rapid fire at any time
name: TJ
color: Sky blue
species: human
abilities: Shotgun, with 420 bullets. can use rapid fire at any time
Reviewing every Mario Kart Wii tracks and ranking them afterwards
On 2023-02-17 at 15:19:24
N64 Sherbet Land
I didn't hate on many tracks since we've started this list, but I guess it's finally time. This track is bad. It's boring. It's slippery. Nothing to like here. The road is way too wide so the track feels empty. The only distraction are some little penguins here and there and a big penguin who got himself stuck on an island somehow. The music is really good, sure. But aisde from that it's really meh. It's just an icy sea, with some ice to form a racetrack over it. There's barely anything to keep that part (and oh my god that part is SOOOOOO long) interesting, there's just one rock at some point and a ramp. Thank god I would have fell asleep without that. The cave is a better section than the ice pack by miles. No slippery physics. Some actual challenge. Beautiful textures. Pillars and penguins to dodge. DIfferent strategies to choose. But yet again, it can barely save Sherbet Land. I'm sorry, but this can't be rated any higher than 1,5/5.
GBA Shy Guy Beach
Holy Wargod the first half of the Banana Cup is terrible. Two boring tracks in a row. Anyways, this track is still a bit better though. Some bombs are falling from the backgroun and it's honestly good they actually make a risk instead of the GBA version where they did NOTHING. The graphics and the music aren't that good ; the gameplay is still a bit boring despite some offroad and some jumps placed on the track. This is a 2/5.
DS Delfino Square
It really came at the right time to save us from this abysmal cup. This track is absolutely stunning. EVerything about it is AMAZING. It's quaint, it has some challenge, tons of shortcuts, a good music, incredible visuals, fairly good gameplay etc. It's really a track I'm looking forward to when I'm stucked on Sherbet Land trying to tell myself that the track is done soon and that I'm gonna play Delfino Square later. There's so many detail. SO MANY DETAILS. There's some clothes tied up on a rope over the streets. There's an alternate path where you kinda choose where to go. There's a ramp that allows you to jump over a lake and skip a big part of the track if you're good enough. There's a little muddy street that can be very useful if you have a mushroom, there's even a bridge with boosts at the end. This is easily a 5/5, a breathtaking and varied track with so many details to see.
GCN Waluigi Stadium
It looks like the Banana Cup is split into two parts : boring and amazing. This track is part of the amazing half. It's got lot to please. Some shortcuts to go through the mud here and there, lots of ramps... The track keeps you excited to the every last second. I hated this track before since as a kid I got shocked over the void after the big jump on L3 and I would lost 7 ranks for that + the gold banana cup. I was disgusted lol. But aside from that it's a really good track, that used the halfpipes at their full potential. Antoehr 5/5.
I didn't hate on many tracks since we've started this list, but I guess it's finally time. This track is bad. It's boring. It's slippery. Nothing to like here. The road is way too wide so the track feels empty. The only distraction are some little penguins here and there and a big penguin who got himself stuck on an island somehow. The music is really good, sure. But aisde from that it's really meh. It's just an icy sea, with some ice to form a racetrack over it. There's barely anything to keep that part (and oh my god that part is SOOOOOO long) interesting, there's just one rock at some point and a ramp. Thank god I would have fell asleep without that. The cave is a better section than the ice pack by miles. No slippery physics. Some actual challenge. Beautiful textures. Pillars and penguins to dodge. DIfferent strategies to choose. But yet again, it can barely save Sherbet Land. I'm sorry, but this can't be rated any higher than 1,5/5.
GBA Shy Guy Beach
Holy Wargod the first half of the Banana Cup is terrible. Two boring tracks in a row. Anyways, this track is still a bit better though. Some bombs are falling from the backgroun and it's honestly good they actually make a risk instead of the GBA version where they did NOTHING. The graphics and the music aren't that good ; the gameplay is still a bit boring despite some offroad and some jumps placed on the track. This is a 2/5.
DS Delfino Square
It really came at the right time to save us from this abysmal cup. This track is absolutely stunning. EVerything about it is AMAZING. It's quaint, it has some challenge, tons of shortcuts, a good music, incredible visuals, fairly good gameplay etc. It's really a track I'm looking forward to when I'm stucked on Sherbet Land trying to tell myself that the track is done soon and that I'm gonna play Delfino Square later. There's so many detail. SO MANY DETAILS. There's some clothes tied up on a rope over the streets. There's an alternate path where you kinda choose where to go. There's a ramp that allows you to jump over a lake and skip a big part of the track if you're good enough. There's a little muddy street that can be very useful if you have a mushroom, there's even a bridge with boosts at the end. This is easily a 5/5, a breathtaking and varied track with so many details to see.
GCN Waluigi Stadium
It looks like the Banana Cup is split into two parts : boring and amazing. This track is part of the amazing half. It's got lot to please. Some shortcuts to go through the mud here and there, lots of ramps... The track keeps you excited to the every last second. I hated this track before since as a kid I got shocked over the void after the big jump on L3 and I would lost 7 ranks for that + the gold banana cup. I was disgusted lol. But aside from that it's a really good track, that used the halfpipes at their full potential. Antoehr 5/5.
ds delfino square is the best mkwii track. nobody can disagree with me otherwise.
3
1SHOULD I LEAVE?!
On 2023-02-15 at 23:49:44
Tomorrow is my Bday
BUT YOU WONT WISH ME A HAPPY BDAY
Cuz you need to vote if I should leave
VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW
There are 2 ways to vote:
1: comment yes if you want to or no if you don't
2: emoji thumpsup if yes and thumbsdown if no
BUT YOU WONT WISH ME A HAPPY BDAY
Cuz you need to vote if I should leave
VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW
There are 2 ways to vote:
1: comment yes if you want to or no if you don't
2: emoji thumpsup if yes and thumbsdown if no
most facepalmed post in mkpc history?
32
1What do you think about homebrew?
On 2023-02-15 at 21:48:16
homebrew is basically modding a system with features that it was never made to have.
the last of me
On 2023-02-15 at 23:56:05
Ok so I was planning a new game BUT I decided not to.
Never memorize these words:
I will not come back unless I have a BIG idea.
:WARNING: Don't wish me goodbye, I will never come back. :WARNING:
I will become something like this:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.55afeb8eb09c8848003e5ae89511fea8?rik=Ppvfrdllfk1ybA&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
I will become kirby.
Bye...
FOREVER.
Never memorize these words:
I will not come back unless I have a BIG idea.
:WARNING: Don't wish me goodbye, I will never come back. :WARNING:
I will become something like this:
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.55afeb8eb09c8848003e5ae89511fea8?rik=Ppvfrdllfk1ybA&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
I will become kirby.
Bye...
FOREVER.
don't know who you are, but bye
Merry St. Valentines Years!
On 2023-02-15 at 17:28:58
pretty late, but happy valentines day! 
and im still single
and im still single
Goodbye Nintendo 3DS and Wii U Eshops. :( ):
On 2023-02-15 at 16:58:53
The Nintendo 3DS was made in 2011. The Wii U was made in 2012, The Nintendo 3DS is 12 years old, and the Wii U is 11 Years old. Their only Kids, Basically. Now, Nintendo sees them as Garbage compared to the Overrated Nintendo Switch. Now, on March 27, 2023, the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U will suffer the same fate the Nintendo DSi and Wii Suffered. Older games that used batteries will have to be changed instead of Keeping Progress in the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U's internal Memory. They Had a Virtual Console service, They Could get Streaming Channels. The Nintendo Switch only has Youtube and Hulu. You can't even Watch Spongebob through Prime Video because the Nintendo Switch doesn't have Prime Video. Wiiware Games are already gone forever, and DSiWare Games will be gone forever sadly. We will never see Mini Mario And Friends Amiibo Challenge ever Again. I think Nintendo Forgot How much better the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U Eshops were than the Nintendo Switch Eshops. I'm Not saying Nintendo should get rid of the Nintendo Switch Eshop. But can't They at Least Keep the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U Eshops until They Make a Newer Nintendo 3DS and Wii U System?
It would be a better decision than Closing the Eshops. By the way, I Found out that The Nintendo 3DS has to be Manually Updated. Meaning that if You don't Update the 3DS after the Day the Eshop Closes, maybe, just maybe, the Nintendo 3DS Eshop might Survive.
That may not Work.
So I will miss the Eshops.
It would be a better decision than Closing the Eshops. By the way, I Found out that The Nintendo 3DS has to be Manually Updated. Meaning that if You don't Update the 3DS after the Day the Eshop Closes, maybe, just maybe, the Nintendo 3DS Eshop might Survive.
That may not Work.
So I will miss the Eshops.
ever heard of homebrew?
trust me, it'll change your life
Sonic CD R2 name revealed
On 2023-02-14 at 15:07:41
The cut R2 level in Sonic CD is actually called: Dubious Depths (or Ridicule Root) according to Naoto Ohshima in a Twitter DM to a Sonic fan named MasterDreamcaster
R2 was also cut due to the zone not matching Sonic’s speed
R2 was also cut due to the zone not matching Sonic’s speed
Rididuce Root was also named "Riddical Root" according to Masato Nishimura (Majin). He says he has a hazy memory of the name.
On 2023-02-13 at 16:25:39
We also have the present theme (D.A Garden) and essentially the Bad Future theme (from the Techno Power Remix of all the JP Bad Futures, between Palmtree Panic and Collision Chaos, you can hear the Bad Future theme for R2, most likely the D.A. Garden theme.)
there's also this Little PLanet map that has the 2nd round on it.
there's also this Little PLanet map that has the 2nd round on it.
Would you actually live here (Mario Kart Edition)
On 2023-01-27 at 21:24:29
I'ma do this daily so bear in mind.
What would you do if you lived next to this?
What would you do if you lived next to this?
If i saw that Pink Gold Baby Peach statue, I would be HORRIFIED. (I'm a Nathaniel Bandy fan.)
2On 2023-01-18 at 23:18:50
Would you live in Snow Land?
I like the warm better.
what's your favorite srb2 mod/addon?
On 2023-01-25 at 18:17:01
get addons from here -----> https://mb.srb2.org/addons/
my personal favorite is modern sonic
my personal favorite is modern sonic
Worst track in Mario Kart (In my opinion)
On 2023-01-20 at 17:07:51
Ok, hear me out, N64 Rainbow Road (the original, not the 8 one) is one of the worst tracks in Mario Kart. First, It is a big track, and you have to do 3 FULL LAPS of it. Second, it gets rid of the main thing that makes a Rainbow Road track a Rainbow Road track, FALLING OFF!! They add rails on this track to get rid of falling of, so, in my opinion, N64 Rainbow Road is one of the worst tracks in Mario Kart. (Also, Change My Mind)
i woudn't say its the worst, but its WAY to long.
How come when you restart it always just resets the entire grand prix?
On 2023-01-13 at 17:02:55
I was playing mushroom cup when I accidentally failed a race and I decided to restart the track, but it just goes back to the first race.
8Best Sonic Game?
On 2023-01-10 at 18:22:18
can we all agree that sonic forces is the worst?
The OST is decent but the gameplay is 🤮horrendous🤮
What is the OST ? (Am I so dumb or I just dont understand English?)
OST stands for Official Sound Track. Basically a Sound Track of a game.