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11852 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-03-21 at 01:28:00
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
On 2024-03-19 at 13:46:32
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
What is wrong with my wording again 😭
Nothing. But "appealing" is interesting. I didn't know you sw me that way, is all.
On 2024-03-19 at 02:08:52
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
2On 2024-03-08 at 01:59:36
A super long episode just deleted itself. I am TIRED.
Why do writers always do this? They be like, "I lost everything", like just lie, say it was unsatisfactory, hell don't even mention it, attention seeker, clearly rent is due
/j
1On 2024-02-29 at 18:21:13
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
No disrespect to you, Pixelss, that wasn't what I intended.
Albeit, could be worse with the joke that I originally intended to send.
Okay on a serious note tho, I really don't think that this can be taken out of context in any way, you said what you said with full intention, which ended up being pretty harmful.
Yeah, but it was more so aimed at IlluZhion than you, and I apologize for how it sounded. It was just supposed to be a playful jab.
I mean IlluZhion is my girlfriend so anything that upsets her upsets me vice versa + don't water it down by calling it a "joke" or being "playful"
I said "supposed to be a playful jab". I wouldn't have said it if I known it would have been taken like this, I would've kept it to myself. And yes, I know my track record doesn't exactly help my case saying that, but I genuinely meant no harm.
On 2024-02-29 at 18:02:52
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
No disrespect to you, Pixelss, that wasn't what I intended.
Albeit, could be worse with the joke that I originally intended to send.
Okay on a serious note tho, I really don't think that this can be taken out of context in any way, you said what you said with full intention, which ended up being pretty harmful.
Yeah, but it was more so aimed at IlluZhion than you, and I apologize for how it sounded. It was just supposed to be a playful jab.
On 2024-02-29 at 15:55:17
@Mario100 don't worry, t wasn't that bad, it basically boils down to
Something something over stimulated something something your boy should be helping you with that something something him and his member something something I know your not the first something something I'd watch myself, he do be picking girls up like coupons
Nothing horrible, just a little more rude to Pixelss.
Albeit, I left a couple parts out for the comfort of all directly affected parties.
Something something over stimulated something something your boy should be helping you with that something something him and his member something something I know your not the first something something I'd watch myself, he do be picking girls up like coupons
Nothing horrible, just a little more rude to Pixelss.
Albeit, I left a couple parts out for the comfort of all directly affected parties.
On 2024-02-29 at 13:25:51
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
No disrespect to you, Pixelss, that wasn't what I intended.
Albeit, could be worse with the joke that I originally intended to send.
1On 2024-02-29 at 03:42:29
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Did you know that Chuck owns the store-
Anyway, Alice is Fire? What? What happened to Ifrit? When was this summon added? Why are y'all leaking Final Fantasy XVII? I have to block you all now smh
Wtf are you even saying anymore ? Are random thoughts just babbling out of your mouth and then proceed to press on your keyboards ?
Yes, finally, we're on the same page.
On 2024-02-29 at 01:42:21
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Did you know that Chuck owns the store-
Anyway, Alice is Fire? What? What happened to Ifrit? When was this summon added? Why are y'all leaking Final Fantasy XVII? I have to block you all now smh
On 2024-02-28 at 21:11:33
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
On 2024-02-28 at 20:28:11
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
11On 2024-02-27 at 15:03:51
guesssin its senko or somthin
That's Max
Definitively not, it's an original character
@Mario100 thank you for your detailed feedback, I appreciate it a lot. And I was glad that I was able to reproduce your personnality right ^^
Thank you all for the positive comments also ! It is really appreciated.
I meant to tell him that Senko & Max are the same person. And like I said, Lely Tu.
It isn't Lely Tu neither
That's just what the creator would want us to think.
On 2024-02-27 at 13:43:45
guesssin its senko or somthin
That's Max
Definitively not, it's an original character
@Mario100 thank you for your detailed feedback, I appreciate it a lot. And I was glad that I was able to reproduce your personnality right ^^
Thank you all for the positive comments also ! It is really appreciated.
I meant to tell him that Senko & Max are the same person. And like I said, Lely Tu.
On 2024-02-27 at 02:43:31
guesssin its senko or somthin
That's Max
On 2024-02-27 at 02:30:06
Launching Chapter
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Sometimes, you look at pictures of yourself, or at other traces of the past. You feel nostalgic, you just wish you could turn back the clock. Sometimes it's impossible.
But sometimes it is possible.
Nudge : This situation we are in is so boring. We live peacefully on the border of Mario Circuit waiting for cars to have the same race over and over again. I want some action to happen.
Max : Wow chill, I'm good. The world is overwhelming enough, I'm glad to enjoy the blue sky and the yellow sun.
Lely : How about we do something that is still fairly peaceful yet still fairly exciting ? I agree with Nudge, watching flowers bloom can be nice but it gets boring after quite a while.
James : Well, I heard about a mathematic contest and I totally wanna participate in it because it seems entertaining--
Nudge : If it's trigonometry ? Don't count me in. And I am not in a math mood anyways, maybe I will be once I actually killed someone.
VC : Ah no, you are NOT going to trick me this time. We are not making a normal day turn into a killing game. Nope. No chance.
Nudge : You're a boring girl
Alice : Hey, a bit of craziness is okay, but sometimes you have to breathe, y'know ? Totally get her on that.
Krazey : Girl you stole my phrasing. I have nothing left to be an original character now. Can we please get a F chain going in the chat ?
Ben : Can you guys shut up ? I am busy lifting my weights. 😎
Alice : Wow impressive, you are trying to glow up from forum kid to gigachad, but that's... working mildly
Ben : The fuck ? I have more muscle than you you fucking wimp.
Alice : Shut up or I call Pixel.
Eli : Also who on Earth are you calling a wimp ??
Ben : Oh yes my wife 🥰
Nudge : She isn't your wife because if she was, she would have cheated on you with Max, which hardly anybody wants to do
Max : why are we here just to suffer
Krazey : Can we try to get back on track and not get into any romantic fight bullshit ? Because if we are engaging in that, better buckle up cause that'd be one hell of a ride.
VC : I do have an idea... which will inspire Nudgy, Dayzi, Lely and Max for sure lmfao
Dayzi : Hmm ?
VC : Okay. Well, who here remembers MKPC Archipel ?
The OGs (Max, Dayzi, Nudgy, Lely) looked interested and surprised. The others were just staring in blank confusion.
Lely : Well I only have one thing to say, pack your bags, we'll explain on the flight on the way there.
Eli : Wait ! We need to know right now.
Lely : 🎶 Why don't you know it's funny cause the answer is unknown 🎶
Dayzi : Lol he half changed, far less emojis but still singing and making weird song references every 2 seconds
Lely : Sorry. I'm trying not to.
Nudge : Okay I am going to explain because if we listen to Lely we are not done before the sun sets. We are taking a plane to an archipel. Once we get there, we will be in huts, most likely paired, and daily we will compete. There will be a ranking, and if you come out on top you gain money, but the most important is not the money, but the people you can easily kill there.
Eli : Come near Alyssa and I swear to God I will make bunny meat out of you.
Nudge : Hmmm. Interesting opponent I see. Well well. Hehehehehe.
Eli : I am pretty sure. Do you want to experience a greater than nature experience of dying in hardcore mode ? Do anything to her, and you'll get free tickets to hell.
VC : I was looking forward to a fun vacation, but we literally cannot stop fighting ! Please give me a break !
Lely : I think both Alice and Eli are nice, however the moment you look in their family's direction they are NOT the same. But for now, let's get packing.
At the airport...
Eli : What are we being dragged into
Alice : Well a fun holiday, but I am pretty sure things won't go as expected.
Ben : I am not pairing with anyone 😎
Nudge : Have fun being alone because nobody is gonna beg for your presence
James : Oh, I think I'll try pairing with him. He doesn't seem too mean, just way too arrogant if I'm honest.
VC : Well for now the plane has yet to arrive
30 minutes later...
Lely : The steward who had a very familiar face told me it was a 2 hour flight. That reduces the probability of an accident arriving.
James : Look at what I discovered about this place ! It is apparently populated by 420 Piantas and has quite a warm water in some lagoons, but quite a cold water in others. The landscape for sure looks absolutely breathtakingly beautiful
Dayzi : Be quiet I'm trying to sleep
Max : Me too
Nudge : You both sound like old people and the other one sounds like either a bot or a NPC. I think the real question is with who I am dragged into this rather than what I am dragged into
VC : At least Toadboi isn't here to try and kill someone on the flight just because he felt like it
Nudge : Well that's my role now
Eli : Just because you felt like it ? Really ? That's pathetic.
15 minutes before the plane lands...
Pilot : Alert to everyone on this plane : We are undergoing severe storms and tornados as of right now. The crew of the plane will try its best to solve the situation as fast as possible without hurting anybody.
Choco : It's already dangerous ??
Max : yeah. Usually it gets a bit quirky 15 minutes before landing.
Choco : Hope we can be fi--
Pilot : Little update as of right now, the plane has a damaged wing who is slowly breaking apart. For the safety of our trustful users who decided to travel with us, we-- *wing cracking*
As they arrive on the shoreline...
Nudge : I hope I never have to swim again. Due to me almost drowning, I had to be helped by Max, who smelled like wet fox fur.
Max : And you smelled like wet hamster fur. Which is not really any better.
Ben : You stink ? Well just take a shower 😂
Krazey : Bro took "YOU THOUGHT YOU ATE" to a whole new extent
Choco : Will there be any locals to welcome us ?
Lely : Well usually they're Piantas, who are fairly easy to recognize.
??? : Hey there ! Welcome ! My name is...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
The fuck is the plane crew gonna do about a tornado? Call God? Anyway, intersting start. I predict that the new character is LelyTu, Lely's alter ego sho is the opposite of Lely: calm, collected, reasonable, etc. Thoughts?
1On 2024-02-26 at 01:40:54
Can you make me, like, a rambler? That's kinda what I do. And also deranged.
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1Your favorite bowser type
On 2024-03-29 at 18:04:35
Fury Bowser is the best Bowser, next question
Trust you to be into a Bowser type that sounds even remotely like furry
Trust you to make it about animal porn
Fyu-Ree
Ferr-Ee
Written/Spoken are not the same
Stop self-reporting, you have a gf on this site
Anyway I'm not into furry porn, animal porn, zoophilia or even furries in general, but some pagans including myself believe that we're technically part-beast, so uh just so you know being a Wolfkin or a savage and being a furry aren't actually the same thing
Also I sometimes tend to pronounce fury and furry almost identically due to having like the strongest Irish accent lol
Ah yes, I forgot, you're Irish.
Nevermind then.
But are You that krazey?
No, not really.
On 2024-03-27 at 03:20:22
Fury Bowser is the best Bowser, next question
Trust you to be into a Bowser type that sounds even remotely like furry
Trust you to make it about animal porn
Fyu-Ree
Ferr-Ee
Written/Spoken are not the same
Stop self-reporting, you have a gf on this site
Anyway I'm not into furry porn, animal porn, zoophilia or even furries in general, but some pagans including myself believe that we're technically part-beast, so uh just so you know being a Wolfkin or a savage and being a furry aren't actually the same thing
Also I sometimes tend to pronounce fury and furry almost identically due to having like the strongest Irish accent lol
Ah yes, I forgot, you're Irish.
Nevermind then.
1On 2024-03-26 at 22:39:52
Fury Bowser is the best Bowser, next question
Trust you to be into a Bowser type that sounds even remotely like furry
Trust you to make it about animal porn
Fyu-Ree
Ferr-Ee
Written/Spoken are not the same
Stop self-reporting, you have a gf on this site