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6367 pts ★ Racer
5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-03-24 at 20:37:19
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
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4describe the vegan teacher in 5 words
On 2024-06-05 at 03:46:21
Annoying Like A Blue Shell
On 2024-03-17 at 16:39:48
She spelled the n-word 💀
OK I WILL DECIMATE HER
SEND HER TO INTERNET PURGATORY
On 2024-03-17 at 02:38:28
She spelled the n-word 💀
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1On 2024-03-16 at 11:18:12
Sacred keeper of vegan hell
91Share any websites
On 2024-04-07 at 14:11:03
Death Brackets!
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=14450&message=1
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=14450&message=1
On 2024-02-25 at 03:25:53
Unused Content Topic
On 2024-03-17 at 02:43:27
Once scrapped a track called "Starland". It would be a track of SNES Rainbow Road, but I scrapped it due to lack of motivation.
...But did you know that there is a scrapped Nintendo game called Yoshi Racing? It would've been made of N64 graphics, and star out beloved green dinosaur.
...But did you know that there is a scrapped Nintendo game called Yoshi Racing? It would've been made of N64 graphics, and star out beloved green dinosaur.
MKPC sur Wikia!
On 2024-06-08 at 22:55:52
Man, the revives go CrAzY!
What would be needed for Mario kart 10?
On 2024-02-19 at 03:05:23
Calling it right now... WE NEED EVERY TRACK, KART, CHARACTER, MECHANIC, AND EVERY OTHER THING FROM EVERY OTHER GAME! (I would suggest sorting this by game, AKA have a new game with a big pack of the other past Mario Karts.)
This would kill the franchise
Opps, then a custom track builder, like in this website.
That probably will never happen though
I know, but wouldn't it be so cool if it did?
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1On 2024-02-19 at 00:09:33
Calling it right now... WE NEED EVERY TRACK, KART, CHARACTER, MECHANIC, AND EVERY OTHER THING FROM EVERY OTHER GAME! (I would suggest sorting this by game, AKA have a new game with a big pack of the other past Mario Karts.)
This would kill the franchise
Opps, then a custom track builder, like in this website.
On 2024-02-18 at 21:55:35
I think that we should delete Mario and make it super Yoshi kart have the option to make all ccs mirror
Belive it or not, Nintendo actually planned a Yoshi racing game, but was scrapped.
1On 2024-02-18 at 21:50:33
Calling it right now... WE NEED EVERY TRACK, KART, CHARACTER, MECHANIC, AND EVERY OTHER THING FROM EVERY OTHER GAME! (I would suggest sorting this by game, AKA have a new game with a big pack of the other past Mario Karts.)
21Object Show related anything
On 2024-04-03 at 09:47:40
I wonder why I'm afraid to admit that I enjoy them.
penalty shooters 2
penalty shooters 2
Hello and welcome to MKPC!
Anyways same problem, but with The Baby-Sitter's Club.
Here's a funni image:
im gonna get a lot of hate for this but i actually like the coffin of andy and leyley (im not saying i like incest)
Same. Or at least until MK8's Booster Course Pass announced.
On 2024-03-29 at 02:40:34
I wonder why I'm afraid to admit that I enjoy them.
penalty shooters 2
penalty shooters 2
Hello and welcome to MKPC!
Anyways same problem, but with The Baby-Sitter's Club.
Here's a funni image:
On 2024-03-23 at 21:13:00
i like the others better
*Circle With a Mole wants to know your location.*
On 2024-03-23 at 00:43:58
The object shows ive watched in order from my most favourite to my least faviourite:
1. ONE
2. BFDI (all seasons)
3. The Nightly Manor
4. Generic Object Battle (haven't finished it)
5. Battle For Circle
6. Animate Battle
7. THANOS (its still really good but only one episode)
1. ONE
2. BFDI (all seasons)
3. The Nightly Manor
4. Generic Object Battle (haven't finished it)
5. Battle For Circle
6. Animate Battle
7. THANOS (its still really good but only one episode)
bro Battle for Circle is goated wdym!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?
(this is a joke lol)
On 2024-03-17 at 22:23:37
The entire plot of C.F.M.O.T. to me:
Nansensu: I like ya cut g
Nansensu: I like ya cut g
1Bloxd.IO mkpc server!
On 2024-08-09 at 13:51:36
Bloxd.IO is the NEW minecraft! 
It's fun and free to play!
And I made a server for all of you!
JOIN LINK:
But there are rules!
RULE 1:
No stealing/claiming. The rage of people who have been raided will be very bad.
RULE 2:
No griefing. WHY WOULD YOU GRIEF?
RULE 3:
NO SWEARING IN CHAT!!!
RULE 4:
No hacking. Please!
HAVE FUN!!!!
:3
Please reply if you joined and don't forget to include your username!
It's fun and free to play!
And I made a server for all of you!
JOIN LINK: But there are rules!
RULE 1:
No stealing/claiming. The rage of people who have been raided will be very bad.
RULE 2:
No griefing. WHY WOULD YOU GRIEF?
RULE 3:
NO SWEARING IN CHAT!!!
RULE 4:
No hacking. Please!
HAVE FUN!!!!
:3Please reply if you joined and don't forget to include your username!
i already know Kirby everybody know
*ahem*
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1Give Mario Kart Tracks A New Name!
On 2024-07-06 at 16:51:34
GBA Riverside Fake Park
GCN Fungus Town
DS Dino Niagara
SNES Epilepsy Road
Guess who's who.
GCN Fungus Town
DS Dino Niagara
SNES Epilepsy Road
Guess who's who.