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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-03-03 at 22:49:58
Fun Fact: Aoshima is known to be the cat island, as there are more cats living there than residents! 
Every bug living on Aoshima:
On 2024-03-02 at 03:53:14
Gyat
Officer, this man right here.
5On 2024-02-27 at 07:11:15
There's fun in funeral!
1On 2024-01-28 at 19:35:11
Did you know that THIS was Monokuma's Original design?
2
1On 2024-01-28 at 19:33:23
Did you know more people died from vending machines than sharks?
how can somone die from a vending machineThey get crushed by it.
2Meme of 2023
On 2024-07-28 at 04:00:49
set volume to maximum!!1!!1!
Thanks, I can't hear anymore 😇👍
Go to the original post and play the thing while also playing the below video at the same time, definitely worth it 😎👍
Scratch Kart
On 2024-03-03 at 22:16:18
guys its mah birthday!! 
Happy Birthday!
May this Marker wish you luck.
Track Ideas
On 2024-02-25 at 01:36:16
Make a track on Yoyleland
Yoyleland Info:https://battlefordreamisland.fandom.com/wiki/Yoyleland
Yoyleland Info:https://battlefordreamisland.fandom.com/wiki/Yoyleland
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2024-08-24 at 15:39:55
”You SUCK, don’t you?” ~Marker, TPOT 2 I think.
On 2024-08-10 at 11:16:45
"If you're bored, go punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
"Sonic what did we talk about yesterday-"
"Sonic what did we talk about yesterday-"
2
1On 2024-08-03 at 10:39:50
"Wah Wah."
-Woody, BFB 14.
-Woody, BFB 14.
On 2024-07-21 at 21:57:35
"Mario Kart Yoshi Bike" -Illy
On 2024-07-06 at 16:33:24
"Where am I? Who are you? "
Relatable, me🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️
Relatable, me🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️
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1Share your Custom Characters!
On 2024-01-28 at 05:40:39
Hey guys, can I borrow one of your characters for my Multicup? If yes, then thanks, but if no, then that's okay.
On 2024-01-23 at 03:24:56
i made this a couple days ago
its called "mario with no blur"
its called "mario with no blur"
It's horrendously hilarious, definitely would main this in an actual Mario Kart game.
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-06-22 at 19:03:47
No lyrics, but it's a banger.
On 2024-04-06 at 19:11:35
Additionally, if you're not a fan of economy, then maybe this will help, so, fellow MKPCians...
...Tell me the Duck Story.
Bum bum bum, badum badum
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
And he said to the man, runnin' the stand
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?"
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade.
But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand.
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?"
The man said "No, like I said yesterday.
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said "Goodbye!"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand.
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?
The man said "Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonades all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said "How about no?"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand,
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?
The man said "That's it! If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree, and leave you there all day stuck.
So, don't get to close."
The duck said "Adios!"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand,
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I?"
"Oh! And one more question for you.
Got any grapes?"
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
But the man just stopped, then he started to smile
He started to laugh, he laughed for a while
He said "Come on, Duck! Let's walk to the store!
I'll buy you some grapes, so you don't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store, the man bought some grapes.
He gave one the duck.
And the duck said "Mmm! No, thanks!
But do you know what sounds good? It would make my day!
Do you think this store? Do you think this store? Do you think this store... has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle!
...Tell me the Duck Story.
Bum bum bum, badum badum
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
And he said to the man, runnin' the stand
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?"
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade.
But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand.
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?"
The man said "No, like I said yesterday.
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said "Goodbye!"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand.
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?
The man said "Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonades all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said "How about no?"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand,
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?
The man said "That's it! If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree, and leave you there all day stuck.
So, don't get to close."
The duck said "Adios!"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum badum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man runnin' the stand,
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I?"
"Oh! And one more question for you.
Got any grapes?"
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
But the man just stopped, then he started to smile
He started to laugh, he laughed for a while
He said "Come on, Duck! Let's walk to the store!
I'll buy you some grapes, so you don't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store, the man bought some grapes.
He gave one the duck.
And the duck said "Mmm! No, thanks!
But do you know what sounds good? It would make my day!
Do you think this store? Do you think this store? Do you think this store... has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle!
41On 2024-04-06 at 19:06:33
Money is a game and the ladder we climb
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em
On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman
Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four, expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five, why just shells?
Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds
Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Run to be the president of the United States
Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine, polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten, the world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em
On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman
Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four, expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five, why just shells?
Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds
Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Run to be the president of the United States
Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine, polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten, the world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
On 2024-03-24 at 20:37:19
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
44describe the vegan teacher in 5 words
On 2024-06-05 at 03:46:21
Annoying Like A Blue Shell