Give Mario Kart Tracks A New Name!

In this Topic, You Can Change, Remake, Bootleg, ETC Mario Kart Track Names. Why? Because It Is Funny!

Here Are Some Examples:

TOUR Bandicoot Rush.
GCN Wario's Colossal.
SNES Post Mail 1/2/3. Ghost Valley.
Wii Cocomellon Malled You. Coconut Mall.

Cool Huh?
Make Your Own Names!
Just don't Use Anything Rude. Or I'll Lock this. Don't Get To Out Of Hand.

I had a few good ideas a while ago (try to guess the original name)

SNES Boo Boardwalk 1/2/3
N64 Chaseway Raceway
GBA Donkey Kong Volcano
GCN Uncle Walter's Heaven
DS Floral Maze
Wii Monza Bonanza
3DS Castle Raceway
Wii U Larry's Nightclub
Tour Silver Side Beach

SNES Mario Loop
N64 Muddy Cliffs
GBA Present Parade
GCN Volcanic Tropics
DS Pianta Town
Wii Sandflood Temple
3DS Goat Wilderness
SW Sky Colony
Tour Shy Guy Labyrinth

Take a guess what these are

Mario Loop - Mario Circuit 1
Muddy Cliffs - Choco Mountain
Present Parade - Ribbon Road
Volcanic Tropics - DK Mountain
Pianta Town - Delfino Square
Sandflood Temple - Dry Dry Ruins
Goat Wilderness - Daisy Hills
Sky Colony - Cloudtop Cruise
Shy Guy Labyrinth - Ninja Hideaway

EDIT: Guess these tracks:
SNES Gray Passage 2
N64 Screaming Speedway
GBA Hotspring Highway
GCN Reptile Ruins
DS Gear Gateway
Wii Shanghai Traffic
3DS Frosty Freeway
Wii U/Switch Klub Koopa
Tour Ancient Metropolis

Bowser Castle 2
Toad's Turnpike (?)
Lakeside Park
Dino Dino Jungle
Tick Tock Clock
Moonview Highway
Rosa's Ice World
Electrodrome
Piranha Plant Cove

You got them all right apart from Gray Passage 2 (Mario Circuit 2) and Screaming Speedway (Banshee Boardwalk)

EDIT: Um actually it's TikTok Clock and PP Cove-

EDIT DOS: Here's why I renamed the tracks the way I did:
Gray Passage 2 - Mario Circuit is just a gray asphalt track, take it or leave it
Screaming Speedway - Banshees are Irish spirits that are known to scream, wail or screech before a person's passing
Hotspring Highway - Water in or near volcanoes is known to be extremely hot, it's just common sense
Reptile Ruins - Again, just common sense
Gear Gateway - Most of the TikTok Clock motif is actually just gears, not clocks, so it would make more sense to call it a Gear course than a Clock course
Shanghai Traffic - Shanghai is the most densely populated city in the world, so it makes sense for its roads to be extremely packed like Moonview Highway's
Frosty Freeway - Just a name that fit without making it overly obvious that it was a Rosalina track (despite it being literally the only ice track in 7)
Klub Koopa - Again, just a fitting name for Electrodrome, and again, calling it a nightclub makes more sense than 'Electrodrome', which to me just seems nebulous, going into it the track could be a power plant for all I know
Ancient Metropolis - PP Cove had clear inspirations drawn from undersea cities like Atlantis

First one is Ghost Valley 2,
second to last is Electrodrome and i think the last one is Piranha Plant Cove??

TOUR Rome Activity.
Wii U Geesers Castle.
3DS Tado Circle.
N64 Roy Race.
GBA Boo Bakes.
DS Donkey Passes You.
Wii U Hurl Circuit.
SNES Meero Curcis 1/2/3/4.

Guess what these are

SNES Grassy Getaway 2
N64 Princess Pathway
GBA Spooky Waterway
GCN Colossal Cataquacks
DS Hectic Highway
Wii Halfpipe Mountain
3DS Underwater Treasure
Wii U Trick Track
Tour Claustrophobic Center

SNES Grassy Getaway 2 = SNES Donut Plains 2.
N64 Princess Pathway = N64 Royal Raceway.
GBA Spooky Waterway = GBA Boo Lake? Or GBA Broken Pier?
GCN Colossal Cataquacks = GCN Peach Beach.
DS Hectic Highway = DS Shroom Ridge.
Wii Halfpipe Mountains = Wii DK Summit.
3DS Underwater Treasure = 3DS Wario Shipyard.
Wii U Trick Track = Wii U Excitebike Arena?
TOUR Claustrophobic Center = TOUR Piranha Plant Cove?

GCN Walls Sticky Arena.
Wii Tado Sandwich.
3DS Whoop Loop/3DS Making Whoop.
DS Bink Bonk Clock.
GBA Reeboon Read.

Moo Moo Farm
Toad's Turnpike
Frappe Snowland
Choco Mountain
N64 Sherbet Land
Banshee Boardwalk
Sunset Wilds
GCN Sherbet Land
Yoshi Desert
DK Pass
DK Snowboard Cross
Maple Treeway
Daisy Hills
Shy Guy Bazaar

Donut Plains and GBA Snow Land but I guess that does work

TOUR Pina Pan Cover.
TOUR Mercury Mountains.
Wii U Yooshi's Land.
Wii U Yet Another Sweets Course.
N64 Moo Moo Fart.
SNES Kuppa Pooch 1/2.
GBA Choo Choo Land.
3DS Clock Clock Mountain.

Coconut Mall is now called "This song hits harder than my dads belt Mall"

All right (it's Boo Lake) except the last one which is Piranha Plant Pipeline

Donut Plains
Toad's Turnpike
Frappe Snowland
Choco Mountain
Sherbet Land
Banshee Boardwalk
Sunset Wilds
Snow Land
Yoshi Desert
DK Pass
DK Summit
Maple Treeway
Daisy Hills
Shy Guy Bazaar

SNES Luigi Circuit (Mario Circuit 2)
N64 High-Noon Railroad (Kalamari Desert)
GBA Sphynx Road (Yoshi Desert)
GCN Shy Guy Glacier (Sherbet Land)
DS Airship Persuit (Airship Fortress)
Wii Pokey Ruins (Dry Dry Ruins)
3DS Toad Raceway (Toad Circuit)
WiiU Dry Bones Dunes (Bone Dry Dunes)
TOUR Pipe Cavern (Piranha Plant Pipeline)