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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-10-14 at 15:01:25
My user name became "Take care of your children."
Also here is the starting part of red vs blue season one episode one "why are we here"
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Also here is the starting part of red vs blue season one episode one "why are we here"
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Pan up from the ground and close in on two soldiers on top of a base, one clad in maroon armor, Simmons, the other in orange, Grif.
Simmons: Hey.
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?
Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Both stare at each other in silence.
Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.
Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?
Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.
Simmons: You wanna talk about it?
Grif: No.
Simmons: You sure?
Grif: Yeah.
Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.
Grif: Mm hmm.
Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.
Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.
Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.
Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.
Simmons: Hey.
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?
Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Both stare at each other in silence.
Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.
Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?
Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.
Simmons: You wanna talk about it?
Grif: No.
Simmons: You sure?
Grif: Yeah.
Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.
Grif: Mm hmm.
Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.
Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.
Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.
Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.
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Go down and you will see two soldiers. Simon has a red watch and a yellow hat.
Siemens was wrong.
why?
Simmons: I don't know why we're here.
Galton: Isn't that the secret of life? Why does the problem occur? Who should I ask for help? I knew we had a plan, but I didn't know everything. I came yesterday
Everyone watched quietly.
Simon... what happened? Why are we in this hole?
Answer: Yes... yes.
SIMON: What happened?
How hard is human life?
Simon, what's your name?
This is wrong.
Simon: Really?
appropriate
Simon: Why are we here? There is a box in the middle. domestic and international
group
SIMON: It's red because the world is blue. Red Lake, Blue Lake.
Yes, because we are at war.
Simon – No, if you want to buy a house there are two things. you can
In other words, I wrote a letter to the refugees. I see every team in trouble.
Siemens was wrong.
why?
Simmons: I don't know why we're here.
Galton: Isn't that the secret of life? Why does the problem occur? Who should I ask for help? I knew we had a plan, but I didn't know everything. I came yesterday
Everyone watched quietly.
Simon... what happened? Why are we in this hole?
Answer: Yes... yes.
SIMON: What happened?
How hard is human life?
Simon, what's your name?
This is wrong.
Simon: Really?
appropriate
Simon: Why are we here? There is a box in the middle. domestic and international
group
SIMON: It's red because the world is blue. Red Lake, Blue Lake.
Yes, because we are at war.
Simon – No, if you want to buy a house there are two things. you can
In other words, I wrote a letter to the refugees. I see every team in trouble.
Half-life
On 2023-10-19 at 17:24:30
What does MKPC think about the Half-life series?
Whitch game do YOU think is better?
Whitch game do YOU think is better?
Half life is a great series. I played though part of te frst game using souce but due to source physics jank I couldn't finish it.
Funny moments happened in your life
On 2023-09-10 at 11:36:49
I was playing a friendly game of warhammer 40k (9th ed) using my aeldari with a spirtseer, 5 wraithblades with axe and shield and 5 wraithguard with their guns. They were playing lots of terminators as marines with an inquisitor as their warlord. I slowly moved up the board taking some damage on the way. When we nearly ran out of time for the match I was winning, having incapacitated 3 of his terminators and suffering 0 casualties. I decided to wager it on a 1v1 between my spirtseer and his inquisitor.
I had been getting really good strands of fate dice, constantly getting 6s (meaning I could switch a save dice to instantly succeed).
His inquisitor hit the spiritseer and took her down to 1 or 2 wounds. The fight went on for about 6 turns with the spirtseer dodging attacks and slowly grinding down the inquisitor. On the 6th turn the inquisitor was very low and would die in one attack. Strands of fates failed me and he rolled 3 successful attacks + wounds. Since the spirtseer only had a 4+ invun save (and a 6+ regular) I had no chance of succeeding. It was a funny game.
Edit: I just took a pic of my models:
I had been getting really good strands of fate dice, constantly getting 6s (meaning I could switch a save dice to instantly succeed).
His inquisitor hit the spiritseer and took her down to 1 or 2 wounds. The fight went on for about 6 turns with the spirtseer dodging attacks and slowly grinding down the inquisitor. On the 6th turn the inquisitor was very low and would die in one attack. Strands of fates failed me and he rolled 3 successful attacks + wounds. Since the spirtseer only had a 4+ invun save (and a 6+ regular) I had no chance of succeeding. It was a funny game.
Edit: I just took a pic of my models:
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1Who better. Princess peach or Daisy
On 2023-10-16 at 20:28:16
It's peach because she's PERFECC
I disagree. I believe she is fairly annoying, although she is better than Daisy.
ak47gunner
On 2023-10-16 at 15:58:05
1up must be rich since he has so much IPs
No I'm pretty sure he just hasn't been IP banned yet. He should get one though.
On 2023-10-16 at 08:31:53
>linkschwarz posts something actually helpful to the thread about this person
>"lmao you explained something ratio ratio get wrekt scrub"
These forums are a fucking joke.
>"lmao you explained something ratio ratio get wrekt scrub"
These forums are a fucking joke.
Those weren't the exact words and a simple link to the topic would have sufficed as all the information is there.
On 2023-10-16 at 08:23:45
I always come back hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehe
IP ban speedrun: any%
GGGG
On 2023-10-16 at 08:47:17
It's probably just another one of his useless topics that he posts random stuff on.
wasn't he the overreacting dude? (sorry if my english is terrible rn im tired asf ☠️)
Yeah he would overreact quite a lot and every so often he creates new topics and just posts random stuff on it.
On 2023-10-16 at 08:36:44
It's probably just another one of his useless topics that he posts random stuff on.
Suggestion for challenges.
On 2023-10-13 at 16:34:09
I think it is a fairly good idea. Another idea could be to have a challange validator or two who just do the extreme and impossible challenges but that could be fairly useless.
MKPC Smash Bros Ultimate
On 2023-10-15 at 20:22:13
DID I FINISH MY CHARACTER
I was asking you if we should include all of those, though I suppose we should as you have added them. This just proves that you know nothing about making it and this will never be a finished project.
BRO IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO MAKE IT BRO
U MISUNDERSTOOD
Then why did you say this in the first message?
But, this is an actual fangame.
On 2023-10-15 at 08:56:15
DID I FINISH MY CHARACTER
I was asking you if we should include all of those, though I suppose we should as you have added them. This just proves that you know nothing about making it and this will never be a finished project.
On 2023-10-14 at 21:28:19
This is inspired by Nudge's MKPC Smash Bros Custom DLC. But, this is an actual fangame.
100 MKPC People can be in this and 100 maps can be in this. (Are u gonna let this die?)
100 MKPC People can be in this and 100 maps can be in this. (Are u gonna let this die?)
Way too ambitious, no way are you getting 100 people for this. But yeah, I'll sign up. What information do you need?
Your Moveset
What about the character sprite/model, the character name (as some people change usernames), any possible alternate costumes/entirely different skins (People also change their pfps quite alot), maps for each character, taunts etc.
Also why not respond to the fact this is way to ambitious and it is likely you will never manage to make this and if you did it would most likely take years to do so.
On 2023-10-14 at 08:27:28
This is inspired by Nudge's MKPC Smash Bros Custom DLC. But, this is an actual fangame.
100 MKPC People can be in this and 100 maps can be in this. (Are u gonna let this die?)
100 MKPC People can be in this and 100 maps can be in this. (Are u gonna let this die?)
But ambitious innit? I honestly doubt any of us here could make it and if they were to it would take years.
Anyway, sure, I'll sign up. What information do you need for creating characters?
I'm bored of this "game"
On 2023-10-14 at 22:25:02
Anyway 1up83. Any last words?
Yes, I'm sry for making accounts and I'm not 1up83 I was a normal person on here and got ban but mk pc was my favorite so I couldn't wait for 1 week so I started making accounts one by one they were ban I just love this game so much and how yall know about me and how yall got information of me?
Sry guys 😔
I just want friends 😪
Could've just waited. It doesn't help with all the spam and useless messages that you make.
4On 2023-10-14 at 21:22:31
This has no new updates and it in snes styles man I love the mario kart ds deluxe better then this piece of $hit
Soon this "game" will be dead
Soon this "game" will be dead
Then how come it is popular enough to remain afloat and have a thriving competitive scene? The game gets updated more regularly than Nintendo games. Many updates just make additions to the track editing system, which is where much of the appeal comes from, as it is one of the most popular aspects of the game. There are also the custom characters. I can understand if you find it boring but some of your points are just plain wrong. It was also all programmed by one person and it is much easier to make it using sprites, hence why the game uses the snes style, which isn't even that bad.
If the game is so bad why are you unable to make a better one?
2MKPC at school
On 2023-10-14 at 13:37:47
MY SCHOOL BLOCKED ROBLOX!!!!!
Sounds like a good school.
Marvel or dc? Why?
On 2023-10-13 at 16:29:06
Marvel did warhammer comics and I, of course, have an extreme warhammer bias so...
1Well Guys. I Hate Nintendo from 2023 and Present.
On 2023-10-10 at 19:49:27
But Remember A New 3DS Usually Costs $180 Dollars at the Most, While a New Nintendont Switch Costs $300. A 3DS is Better And You can Get More Fun out of a 3DS.
Doesn't matter anyway as game sales are heavily weighed in the switches favour and Nintendo don't gain from keeping the servers up. Why not try and respond to every point I made with facts that can prove me wrong? Or are you unable to because I am right? Probably the second one.
I don't want to Admit the Nintendo Switch is Good. Because I Hate it.
But you acknowledge that it is factually superior and that the 3DS being better is blatantly not true from a financial standpoint?
On 2023-10-10 at 19:39:55
But Remember A New 3DS Usually Costs $180 Dollars at the Most, While a New Nintendont Switch Costs $300. A 3DS is Better And You can Get More Fun out of a 3DS.
Doesn't matter anyway as game sales are heavily weighed in the switches favour and Nintendo don't gain from keeping the servers up. Why not try and respond to every point I made with facts that can prove me wrong? Or are you unable to because I am right? Probably the second one.
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