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Here's my W I D E Track. I call it W I D E Coast.

I know it's a bit cramped near the end, but I was running short on space.

Don't play tracks other people have made, as they're probably not sanitized.
DS stands for Dual Sneeze, so don't play those.
And lastly, GBA stands for Great Big Achoo, so don't play those as well.
In summary, don't play this game.

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate, but I'll say my rankings anyways.
48. GCN Baby Park
47. Bone-Dry Dunes
46. Sweet Sweet Canyon
45. SNES Rainbow Road
44. Water Park
43. Mario Circuit
42. Wii Moo Moo Meadows
41. SNES Donut Plains 3
40. GBA Mario Circuit
39. N64 Toad's Turnpike
38. Mario Kart Stadium
37. DS Cheep Cheep Beach
36. GCN Dry Dry Desert
35. Ice Ice Outpost
34. Twisted Mansion
33. N64 Royal Raceway
32. 3DS Neo Bowser City
31. Wild Woods
30. Animal Crossing
29. 3DS DK Jungle
28. Wii Grumble Volcano
27. GCN Sherbet Land
26. Rainbow Road
25. GBA Cheese Land
24. Hyrule Circuit
23. Dolphin Shoals
22. Toad Harbor
21. Thwomp Ruins
20. Dragon Driftway
19. GBA Ribbon Road
18. 3DS Piranha Plant Slide
17. Bowser's Castle
16. DS Tick Tock Clock
15. Mute City
14. Electrodrome
13. Shy Guy Falls
12. N64 Yoshi Valley
11. GCN Yoshi Circuit
10. Sunshine Airport
9.  Wii Wario's Gold Mine
8. DS Wario Stadium
7. Super Bell Subway
6. ExciteBike Arena
5. Cloudtop Cruise
4. Big Blue
3. 3DS Music Park
2. N64 Rainbow Road
AND MY FAVORITE IS...

Dared who? Also Koopa Cape isn't even in MK8, so take all your knock-off Koopa Beach crap out of this topic.

(in no particular order)
Mount Wario
Wii Wario's Gold Mine
DS Wario Stadium
N64 Yoshi Valley
3DS Music Park/Melody Motorway
DS Tick-Tock Clock
Sunshine Airport
Shy Guy Falls
Toad Harbor
Cloudtop Cruise
and every other one except Baby Park

There's no Mario Kart game I explicitly hate (except for Tour). I think Mario Kart 7 is a great game. It has great and creative tracks, some of which I think are the most underrated in Mario Kart History (Wario Shipyard is a really good example). Wiggler is really cool, and a lot of the new karts are really cool too.
But...I don't think it's the best game in the series.
First, the character selection. While Wiggler and Lakitu are pretty cool, Honey Queen and Metal Mario are honestly pretty lame. I know I'm going to anger a lot of people with this, but I really don't like Metal Mario. He had a cool theme in Super Mario 64, but he's a clone. He's Mario with a silver texture and a different voice. I just really don't get why people like him more than Wiggler. And Honey Queen? She shouldn't be here. Who thought it was a good idea to put a character who appeared in a total of 2 games before hand over Waluigi, a fan favorite character? To make things even worse, they have Waluigi Pinball in the game, but no Waluigi!
Second, this is a bit nitpicky, but the tricks in the game are kinda boring. Almost all of them are practically the same thing: the first trick is them putting their hand in the air, then the second is them doing a similar thing to the camera. MKWii and MK8 both had much more exciting and distinct tricks for every character.
Lastly, the battle mode...kinda sucks. Coin Battle is somehow worse than in MKWii, you can't customize a lot of things about the battles themselves, and the arena selection...could be better. Big Donut is far better than the N64 version, Wuhu Town is pretty cool, GBA BC1 is pretty fun, and I think Honeybee Hive and Palm Shore are just...okay. But, from my experience, Sherbet Rink isn't very fun, especially compared to all the others.
And if you say "it's a portable game, of course there's less stuff than console games" or something along those lines, I'll point to MKDS. It's also a portable, but it has a more content than MK7, despite being on inferior hardware. It has a mission mode, a VS mode, and I think has better tracks than MK7. I'm not saying they're all better, but its best tracks (Waluigi Pinball, Airship Fortress, Luigi's Mansion) are better than Mk7's best.
In summary, I like MK7, but I wouldn't call it the best in the series. It has its flaws, and it's honestly kinda underwhelming, especially compared to MKDS, the last portable Mario Kart.
(sorry for the big essay)

1. MK8DX
2. Wii
3. DS
4. 7/Double Dash
5. MK8 (WiiU)
6. Super/64/Super Circuit
7. Tour
As for the Arcade ones...I don't really know where to put them.

For clarity's sake, I've played every one except for 64, Super Circuit, Tour, and every Arcade Mario Kart except MKGPDX.

Luigi because yes

My top 3 are
3. me
2. myself
1. I
because I have no friends

You're just not skilled enough. I can complete each one without falling off consistently. Just practice, and please stop complaining.

No, I mean when inside the tree. You go on top of the same tree that you also go inside twice. There's no way to make the track like the way it was with out looking non-professional.

It seems the next cup update will be the last, considering there are only 4 more cup icons. Through process of elimination, I'd guess that the next one might just be N64 Tracks. GCN tracks have too many overlapping parts (Daisy Cruiser especially), 3DS tracks are way too vertically oriented, as well as them having several glider and underwater sections where it would be weird to traverse normally, Wii is also very vertically oriented, as well as having many overlapping parts (If they were added, I bet Maple Treeway would be a big pain in the butt to make), and WiiU is way too detailed.  

I'd have to say when I beat Big Massif in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team. I had been stuck on that part, stopped playing the game, but when I came back, after some grinding, I beat the Zests, as well as him. I was able to advance even further into the game, and had fun doing so. It just felt like entire rest of Pi'illo Island had opened up.

I'll play, I guess
Grand Finale - Paper Mario Color Splash OST
Goomba King's Decree - Paper Mario 64 OST
Linebeck's Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass OST

I was just searching the internet for a free, easy-to-use Mario Kart track-maker, and this game's Track Editor showed up.

1. Mario Sports Mix (Criminally underrated game)
2. Mario Super Sluggers
3. Paper Mario (64)
4. Mario and Luigi: Dream Team
5. Paper Mario: Color Splash (I know 99% of you'll disagree, but I have my reasons as to why I like it more than TTYD)

If we don't count spin-offs:

1. Super Mario 64/Super Mario 64 DS
2. New Super Mario Bros Wii.
3. New Super Mario Bros (DS)
4. Super Mario Sunshine
5. Super Mario 3D Land

Daisy. But if we exclude Daisy, probably a three-way tie between Luigi, Koopa, and Wario.

Wario, despite having trash handling, is kinda fun once you learn how to play him. His decent Acceleration helps, too.

I'd say Koopa is kinda fun since the time it takes for his Mini-Turbo to come out is comparable to actual Mario Kart games. So it feels like actual Mario Kart.

And Luigi? He has a pretty good stat spread.
And also he's Luigi. Of course I'll like him.

I don't think they eat the mushrooms in MK. I mean, if the DRIVER eats the mushroom, why would the KART get a boost? Plus, how would a Golden Mushroom work?

Toad is known as Bup because one of his voice clips is him saying "bup". I think it was made a meme by SimpleFlips. So shoutouts to him.

They actually used a shredder joke in the USA commercial for the original Paper Mario for the N64.