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[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-03-24 at 22:59:20
Chapter 4 : Behind The Mask
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
Lely's POV
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
Max's POV
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
Nudge's POV
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
Alice's POV
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
Ben's POV
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
VC's POV
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Krazey's POV
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
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1On 2024-03-21 at 08:02:56
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
Emphasis on "for now", right?
Nah, I really think that this fanfic has a lot of potential. I think there is too much fighting though, I should probably reduce it a bit
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1On 2024-03-21 at 01:37:21
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
1On 2024-03-21 at 01:01:24
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
On 2024-03-19 at 03:25:48
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
What is wrong with my wording again 😭
On 2024-03-19 at 01:18:38
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
3On 2024-03-07 at 23:23:40
A super long episode just deleted itself. I am TIRED.
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11On 2024-03-03 at 15:31:09
Line distribution for this episode :
Alice - 12
Lely - 9
Nudge - 8
Choco - 7
Max - 6
Dayzi - 6
James - 6
Eli - 6
Ben - 6
Angrybird - 6
VC - 6
Noob - 6
Krazey - 5
Before anyone asks I counted the "everyone" line as pretty much everyone except Ben (tf), Alice (she was the one they were talking to) and Angrybird since he wasn't there yet
Tell me if you want me to change your personnality @Angry_Bird_109
Alice - 12
Lely - 9
Nudge - 8
Choco - 7
Max - 6
Dayzi - 6
James - 6
Eli - 6
Ben - 6
Angrybird - 6
VC - 6
Noob - 6
Krazey - 5
Before anyone asks I counted the "everyone" line as pretty much everyone except Ben (tf), Alice (she was the one they were talking to) and Angrybird since he wasn't there yet
Tell me if you want me to change your personnality @Angry_Bird_109
On 2024-03-03 at 15:25:06
Chapter 2 : New New Day
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortfly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the ocmpetition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you !
Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. 
Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
Music for this part :
Suddenly, Alice walked over to Ben and punched his face.
Alice : This is what you get !!
Lely : Calm down... please calm down...
Alice : Back off !
Max : Don't talk to him like that !
Dayzi : Wtf is even going on right now??
Choco : I don't even know honestly
James : Violence is not the answer !
Alice : You're right. It is a question, and the answer is yes.
Eli : Beat him up and down !
Lely : I don't recognize you right now... the rage is taking over. Breathe in and out, calm down.
Alice : FUCK OFF !
Lely then backed off, with glassy eyes.
James : Please. Stop. Fighting !
Alice : Y'all are really just a bunch of hypocrites huh ? You don't give a fuck when he is bootlicking my girlfriend, but you all show up and tell me to calm down when I snap back.
Nudge : Yes because by doing so, you are literally lowering yourself to his level
James : True
Alice : I could never ever lower myself to the level of a little piece of shit like he is. I could never. That is an insult.
Everyone kept silent for a second, processing the hell that was happening.
Lely : I don't like you like this...
Alice : I don't care, you aren't my dad
Lely : Oh... okay. Good evening then I guess.
He left, speed walking, not even angry, just shattered.
Nudge : I was looking forward to a good dinner not a bitch fest
Alice : I am not a bitch... you are for not speaking up and defending this guy.
Nudge : Oh my god wake up ! Nobody is defending him he is an asshole, but you are better than that. Or at least we thought so, but maybe not after all.
Krazey : He provoked you, we know that. But by fighting him back, you are giving him what he was seeking for.
EVERYONE : We can prove it to you right now : he's an asshole. Are you happy ?
Eli : It's still his fault for provoking ! He was the one that created this hellfire !
Max : This whole thing is just useless so I'll go check on Lely ig
Once he's gone...
Eli : Okay. We will keep arguing though
Silence then this...
Nudge : In case you haven't noticed
Dayzi : Well everybody's tired
Choco : And healing from this story
James : Cause nobody sees this as right
Alice : Well, I am done. I don't want to eat. Have a good night you all I guess. Except you, you motherfucking hellish dumb fucking piece of unvalued shit that nobody likes.
In Lely and Max's dorm...
Max : It's okay... don't cry... it's not your fault...
Lely : I had enough. Everything is prone to drama, arguments, and problems. Ben is a dumbass but Alice ? I don't like when she is this brutal.
Max : Well, it's okay. In this room you can vent and take a breath from others. It's overwhelming sometimes. It's tough. But this will be your bubble, your space...
Lely : Thank you...
Lely then fell asleep. Max observed things a bit, and then fell asleep shortfly after.
In Eli's and Alice's dorm...
Alice : I regret speaking like that to Lely... it's not his fault if Ben is being a complete asshole
Eli : Hey... it happens, you know. Don't regret it, move on and apologize tomorrow.
Alice : Yeah I know but I can't help feeling bad, you know ?
Eli : Ahh... don't worry, it'll be alright
The next day...
Dayzi : Another day of waking up only to feel sleepy 5 minutes after
Choco : Hmm.. good morning
In a different hut...
Lely : Max... wake up
Max : noooo I was dreaming about f1.
Lely : f1 can wait, let's get the day started
In another hut...
Krazey : Get out of the bathroom Nudge. I need to piss. You've been in there for a hour.
Nudge : That is false. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock it since it was broken. I entered it since like, 2 minutes.
Krazey : Well please at least do me the favor of hurrying up.
Nudge : Do me the favor of being the adult, the old hag you are, and that means holding it and shutting up.
Twenty minutes later, they rushed to the common hut to eat breakfast.
Alice : Hey everyone I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday... I was really pressed up is all.
Ben : It's okay I forgive you, I still like Pixel though
Krazey : This is the part where you should shut up
Choco : Agreed.
Dayzi : I know Chuck told us the competition would start in two days, but shouldn't we go ask for some information first ?
Knock knock
Chuck : The plans have been changed, the competition starts today. Come with me please.
VC : Well you got your answer.
Noob : That was quick I guess
Chuck : Oh and by the way a new person has arrived for the ocmpetition, his name is Angrybird. He has a dorm to himself, don't worry - he's quite nice.
VC : Oh. Well Noob you won't be the only one to arrive late !
Noob : Nice I guess...
They entered the car and met Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone !
VC : Hello ! Nice to meet you !
Just one thing before we begin : don't mind the others, they can get a tad crazy sometimes, but they're nice. Don't be afraid of them. Noob : Hello ! I definitively agree with that, and you aren't the only one to arrive late since I arrived late too
Angrybird : Thanks for the advice ! You guys seem really nice !
Ben : Especially me 😎
Krazey : You know how every village needs an idiot ? Well every group does too.
Angrybird : I see... I won't be mean to him though.
Chuck : Let's get going everyone !!
They arrived to the first arena of the competition, which seemed to be a basic stadium.
Chuck : This might seem like your typical Super Bowl Stadium, but it isn't.
Ben : Does it have changing rooms ? I want everyone to check me out 😎
Chuck : There obviously are changing rooms, because you all have to wear a sport outfit before getting in there cause it's called fanservice. However, they are stalls, so that creeps like you won't have the possibility to be weirdos
Choco : Oof, just got burnt.
Dayzi : What are the differences between this and a normal stadium ? It looks exactly like the same thing
Chuck : You'll see. Hehehe....
VC : Wow I don't like this
Noob : Me neither
They got changed and arrived in the stadium.
Dayzi : It still looks quite typical...
James : The architectural work of this stadium is absolutely incredible too. It's very simplistic but it's beautiful. It doesn't feel too grand but it doesn't feel too simplistic either. I'm pretty sure something is about to surprise us and make us stunned. I just know we aren't done with discovering this place yet. I'm looking forward to play this game and compete. This is so cool ! I've alays dreamt to be at the center of the stadium, and not just a spectator. This is such an exciting experience ! I feel so hyped up. I'm so freaking excited !
Noob : Bro is doing a 500 word essay
Ben : I'm going to throw my shirt at the crowd 😎
Chuck : You shouldn't...
Ben : I don't care whether I should or not
Chuck : Oh, well then have fun.
Angrybird : I wouldn't throw my shirt at the audience...
Ben : I'm not surprised. There's nothing under that shirt.
Angrybird : And there's nothing under your silicone abs costume neither. It's so obvious that the crowd is booing at you.
Lely : Wait ! Look ! There is something getting out from the other side of the stadium...
Dayzi : I don't like this...
VC : Oh so that's what they meant...
Noob : Apparently...
Choco : And here...
Angrybird : We...
Nudge : Go.
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Episode 2
The end
444On 2024-02-29 at 22:59:45
Angrybird109
Color Red
Nice, kind and smart.
Color Red
Nice, kind and smart.
I added you now. Sorry I just didn't see your application
111On 2024-02-29 at 18:42:27
Also please just remember one thing : it is pure fiction, nothing is serious
On 2024-02-29 at 18:27:00
No offense but can y'all just stop ? This is a fanfic topic not a drama fest, fanfics are supposed to be a break from the arguments on this community yet this has to happen ? I disagree with both sides there, and I understand both too, like Krazey saying this knowing the gf is around is very clumsy and not very smart. Pixel I understand you might be hurt but you didn't have to be soooo dramatic either, I am not calling you a snowflake I am just saying that if you get hurt by Krazey's message (which is how he usually is) you should try to explain it in DMs tp him rather than filling a fanfic topic with arguing.
Thank you for your time !
Edit : regarding the part where you say "it can't be taken out of context" well Krazey in this case might have criticized Alice's picking, not her taste. I have a friend who's dated people I absolutely hate ; looking back she hates them too and calls said relationship mistake ; yet she dated other good people. I can think her picking (the people she might have dated in her history) is bad without thinking her general taste (everyone she dates) is bad, do you get me ?
Thank you for your time !
Edit : regarding the part where you say "it can't be taken out of context" well Krazey in this case might have criticized Alice's picking, not her taste. I have a friend who's dated people I absolutely hate ; looking back she hates them too and calls said relationship mistake ; yet she dated other good people. I can think her picking (the people she might have dated in her history) is bad without thinking her general taste (everyone she dates) is bad, do you get me ?
23On 2024-02-29 at 02:30:26
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Once again, this is amazing! I only got 3 lines, but I'm okay with that. At least Alice got more lines! Also, I'm glad me and Alice are partners, so we can talk when we are bored. (And AWAY from CARIO) Can't wait for the next one!
Thank you for the nice comment, I really appreciate it ^^ Also Alice got the exact same amount of lines as previous episode, she just got some cool ones here.
I guess I'm begining Ep 2 writing although it's 2:30AM, Fways's fanfic left me sleepless and shocked so I cannot sleep for now anyways.
Ben 8
VC 7
Max 6
Dayzi 6
Krazey 6
Noob 6
Lely 4
Alice 4
Eli 3
Nudge 3
Choco 2
James 2
11On 2024-02-29 at 02:26:51
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Did you know that Chuck owns the store-
Anyway, Alice is Fire? What? What happened to Ifrit? When was this summon added? Why are y'all leaking Final Fantasy XVII? I have to block you all now smh
Wtf are you even saying anymore ? Are random thoughts just babbling out of your mouth and then proceed to press on your keyboards ?
On 2024-02-29 at 01:20:26
Chapter 1 : One Spark
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
As they arrived, someone came up.
??? : Welcome to MKPC Archipel ! My name is Chuck. We are used to see this type of accident occurring, planes often crash due to the air change.
Max : Yeah, it definitively happens often
Choco : The air indeed feels very different, a fresh breeze and a soft sun yet a globally mild weather. Not what you would expect from a tropical archipel.
Chuck : I understand, I was born here and I have seen a lot of tourists surprised by such a soft weather. It never changes though, whether it's January or August. Anyways, for now we will guide you to the huts and answer your questions.
Two more Piantas arrive, visibly looking pretty much like Chuck.
??? : Hi, I'm named Ster. Don't ask me why but every tourist has cracked up about it, it isn't that funn- oh you too ?
??? : Oh shut up. I'm Cameron.
Ster : Why tf are you agressive ?
Cameron : Why tf do you exist ?
Ster decided to remain quiet. Chuck and the MKPCians were put in an awkward situation, but Chuck finally managed to say something.
Chuck : Let's try not to lose any more time. starts walking and the others along with him The island you arrived on is called the Airstrip, which is where planes land and boat arrive. From that point, you can see the most of the archipelago. The island that's the farthest away from here is the Crown Island, an island that has a volcano erupting quite often. It is not recommended to visit it, but it is not illegal. The core is the Central Island, where you can find a city, a mall, a market, etc. It is like a plaza. On the left is the Wild Island, which has a very... wlld nature. On the right is the Balnear Island, a balnear station with many tourists who came to watch MKPC Archipel... the competition that starts in 2 days, and that is why you seem to be here. The huts are on the Central Island. I will guide you to them.
They all entered a bus that led them quite quickly to their huts.
Chuck : For now you will discover the huts by yourself, this is where our ways part, see you tomorrow.
Chuck left.
Eli : Wow. There is some hard beef between Ster and Cameron.
Lely : Cameron kinda sounds like a bitch to me. It's the kind of person you befriend when they're nice, only for them to slowly become toxic over time. And then you wonder why the fuck you have them as staff
Krazey : I cannot take them seriously, like did Chuck hire Ster purposefully ?
Max : Nobody knows
Dayzi : Let's just enter the huts
They entered.
Choco : Woww... it looks really luxury in there... yet so discret and modest
Max : Yeah it's beautiful
James : The architectural work of this hut is incredible. It looks like a luxury villa, yet it still keeps a modesty in its charm. I mean, it still looks like a hut ! And yet the wood color is beautiful. The shape of it too ! You can feel the softness of the branch yet the firmness of a proper rooftop. Everything feels like you are diving back into the bare nature. It is so beautiful
Krazey : Is it just a trend that people who write in greeen will make essays as statements ??
Dayzi : I'm going to go to sleep
Ben : Why though, we are in the middle of the afternoon
Dayzi : I don't really mind
Max : Nah we have to pair because the dorm huts are made for 2 people to sleep together
Krazey : ... I see...
Max : Your mind is way too perverted to function
Krazey : You are too innocent to function
Dayzi : Let's just get this over with so U can sleep
Eli : Well Alice ?
Alice : Sure I guess
James : Ben ? Are you... okay with pairing ?
Ben : I guess..
Krazey : Wow. Thought he'd cause far more fuss.
Ben : Nah, I can be gentle if I want to
Choco : Dayzi, would you perhaps want to pair ? I'm an introvert and I'm quite silent, so you won't have to deal with a lot of noise and excitation
Dayzi : Yeah you sound cool
VC : I guess I will remain alone for now... sadly.
Nudge : Fair enough. Krazey come here you pervert, I don't wanna pair with a French person
Krazey : Aye captain !
Silence...
Max : Do you want to go with VC or...
Lely : Nah it's fine, tbh it's cool to recreate memories from 2022
And once they went in their dorms...
VC : It feels really alone. The sun ain't even shining in my direction. This afternoon is going to be long--
Chuck : I am sorry to distutb you but someone just arrived here, his name is Noob and no other dorm is free... can he come with you ?
VC : Of course !!
Noob came in.
Noob : Hello...
VC : Hey ! How are you ? I'm pretty sure I have encountered you before.
Noob : I'm... pretty good... how about you ?
VC : I'm good. You seem uneasy though, is everything alright ?
Noob : Well... it's quite hard to arrive later... like, if I had gone with you all it would have been fine but right now I feel excluded, I feel like a guest...
VC : I get that... Anyways, where were you born ? For example Lely and Max are French, Nudgy is British...
Noob : I am... from Canada.
VC : Oh, me too !
Noob : Oh, well... that's cool.
Later, at dinnertime
Ben : She is perfect, I love her, I would serenade her, I would hug her and cuddle her under the blankets while we are watching Netflix and I would throw a popcorn in her mouth just to kiss her
Dayzi : Oh my god just be quiet for a second please, you are insuferable
Ben : Yeah but she is the perfect girl,the way she is not too sweet and clingy but not too distant and agressive makes her a beautiful person. I would offer her roses so that she can notice how much of a charmer I am. I got everything. Muscles, back, clothes, abs... the full package you know 😎
Lely : Excuse me but there is nothing
Alice : The package is as full as a chips bag from Walmart though...
Eli : DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UP ?
Ben : Nope. My intelligence, my class and my flirt skills place my figure above yours in the scale that society has provided to us when we were born. I look prettier than you and my actions are smarter. See what I meant by full package ?
Alice : Bro thinks he is an Alpha male leading some sort of group... you are a forum kid you have as much rizz as the vegan teacher
Nudge : Stolen
Max : ok wtf happened here
Lely : Ben having an identity crisis and thinking he is on the smash list
Noob : He is buff. Pass.
Nudge : He isn't buff, it's a silicone costume. We all saw him without before arriving here, and he didn't have that kind of physique
Dayzi : I'm hungry
Ben : Anyways, let's get back to me being a seductor. Her lips are beautiful and only appeal my name. Her hair holds secrets, the secrets of the love I feel for her. Everything about her is perfect, she is the representation of heaven and I have nothing to say in front of her beauty yet I have so many words to describe her and I only wish to whisper them to her ear softly someday. She is so beautiful, she is so much yet she fits in only one... pixel.
Alice glared at Ben. Her eyes were filled with absolute rage.
Alice : Do not play with me. Do not play with the fire that I am and with the fire that runs in my veins.
Ben : Aww... May the princess fight me to keep the beautiful pixel away from me ? Or at least, try ?
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
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1On 2024-02-28 at 22:23:26
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
Yeah, sounds like a cherry picker.
Nobody would trust me though lmfao
On 2024-02-28 at 20:50:23
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
On 2024-02-28 at 19:37:25
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Yeah you will get banned but just on MKPC not in real life
31On 2024-02-28 at 11:00:45
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point you are just embarrassing yourself, you sound like a weirdo. Wanna end up like the red plumber in Mario Sunshine ?
333On 2024-02-28 at 02:28:34
Okay now that Noob is here to make it even with 12 people, NO MORE APPLICATIONS
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