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DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Mario Kart Stadium: You like the classics.
Water Park: You love water levels.
Sweet Sweet Canyon: You're a kid and oh yeah you love candy and oh yeah you want to eat this entire track.
Thwomp Ruins: Either you like rocks or you're over 100 years old.
Mario Circuit: You like Mario.
Toad Harbour: You like open-world tracks but didn't bother to play oh I don't know SHERBET LAND or YOSHI VALLEY
Twisted Mansion: You aren't scared of ghosts and want to prove it.
Shy Guy Falls: You're a shy guy and you like waterfalls. Also, the music.
Sunshine Airport: Differentiate from the crowd a little bit. The crowd that is surrounding SUNSHINE AIRPORT
Dolphin Shoals: You like glitchiness, but can't find anything close to it, so you just play Dolphin Shoals and like the pipes
Electrodrome: YOU LIKE THE MUSIC.
Mount Wario: Again, differentiate from the crowd. (Also saying that to myself. My favourite track is Mount Wario.)
Cloudtop Cruise: You like being unrealistic.
Bone Dry Dunes: You are one of the few people that actually LIKES this track. Including me.
Bowser's Castle: You like a challenge and like castles. Especially castles filled with lava.
Rainbow Road: You like insanely sharp turns with no guard rails.
Wii Moo Moo Meadows: You find it funny that the obstacles are cows. (Yep, that's me.)
GBA Mario Circuit: You like the glider shortcut.
DS Cheep Cheep Beach: You enjoy beaches and want to race on them well now you can
N64 Toad's Turnpike: For some strange reason, you like avoiding the cars.
GCN Dry Dry Desert: You like twists and turns and quicksand sinkholes and oasises and you know what forget it.
SNES Donut Plains 3: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
N64 Royal Raceway: You like that it has that huge jump.
3DS DK Jungle: You like jungles and annoying frogs and golden temples with giant spinning golden bananas in them.
DS Wario Stadium: You like stadiums and Wario and people liking you.
GCN Sherbet Land: You like open-world tracks but don't want to play oh I don't know you finish this sentence from the Toad Harbour entry
3DS Music Park: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS TRACK-ahem, differentiate from the crowd.
N64 Yoshi Valley: You love the split paths.
DS Tick Tock Clock: You like clocks.
3DS Piranha Plant Slide: You like sewers and plants and piranhas and this track just combined them
Wii Grumble Volcano: You loved it on Wii so you automatically love it on Switch despite the Ultra being patched
N64 Rainbow Road: You just didn't want this track to be so long but now it's not so you suddenly love it.
GCN Yoshi Circuit: You love twists and turns.
Excitebike Arena: You like jumping. Preferably on trampolines.
Dragon Driftway: You just played Super Mario Galaxy 2 and now you're here playing it and you're like OH I DIDNT KNOW GOBBLEGUT WAS IN THIS GAME
Mute City: You played F-Zero. PLAYED.
Wii Wario's Gold Mine: You like sudden sharp downhills and minecarts.
SNES Rainbow Road: YOU  LIKE  FLATNESS
Ice Ice Outpost: What on Earth is wrong with you?
Hyrule Circuit: You're a Zelda fan.
GCN Baby Park: You love hectic craziness. Wait if you love hectic craziness then why aren't you in battle mo-
GBA Cheese Land: You like cheese.
Wild Woods: You love forests and streams and lily pads and grass.
Animal Crossing: You just spent like fifteen hours playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
3DS Neo Bowser City: You like the theme and sharp turns.
GBA Ribbon Road: You love the shortcuts. ME in a nutshell.
Super Bell Subway: You like subways.
Big Blue: You love F-Zero but literally never play it because it BARELY EVEN EXISTS ANYMORE

Remember:
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Here's my ranking!

#12: Roiling Roller Isle
#11: Slipskate Slope
#10: Scamper Shores
#9: Fur Step Island
#8: Pipe Path Tower
#7: Risky whisker Island
#6: Fort Flaptrap
#5: Crisp Climb Castle
#4: Pounce Bounce Isle
#3: Mount Magmeow
#2: Clawswipe Colosseum
#1: Trickity Tower

This is awesome! I hope you do more of it.

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=43254

Eth
9 years old

SMASH ISN'T A MARIO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I do have reason. It's because I can't understand it. You're right. (Also, I'm not a Kirby main. I'm a Mario main.)

Also, you must be more of a fan of puzzle games than I am. I hate Paper Mario: The Origami King.

TheGarfieldGamer said: Yes, I know, I had a hard time playing Wario's Woods, leave me alone-

Wario's Woods sucks, I don't know why LuigiDawg liked it so much

If you haven't played Super Mario 64 before, then click on this:

I don't agree with Super Mario 64 IN THE SLIGHTEST, but the others are all good picks!

I started a topic on the worst Mario games, so now I'm doing the exact opposite.

My favourite game absolutely HAS to be Super Mario Odyssey. If you're wondering, I am only 9 years old, so this is the first game I had. For that, it will always hold a special place in my heart.

Cappy is really fun to use, especially since you can control enemies. And most captures are really fun to use (with the exeption being the Boulder from the Deep Woods that you probably forgot existed).

Super Mario Odyssey is simply the most fun I've ever had, and for that it's my favourite.

As for my second, third, fourth, etc. favourite games, I'd say 2nd goes to Super Mario 3D World+Bowser's Fury. 3rd goes to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, 4th goes to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (are you noticing these are all Nintendo Switch games?), 5th being Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit and 6th being Super Mario Galaxy 2.

So, what are your opinions?

Give me one reason why Mario Kart 8 is better than Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Good luck coming up with one.

I will be counting the number of people that say Mario Kart Wii, and the number will get quite high.

Personally, here is my ranking:

#1: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
#2: Mario Kart Wii
#3: Mario Kart PC
#4: Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit
#5: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
#6: Mario Kart Tour (plz dont kill me)
#7: Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
#8: Mario Kart 8
#9: Mario Kart DS
#10: Mario Kart Arcade GP
#11: Mario Kart 7
#12: Mario Kart 64
#13: Mario Kart Arcade GP VR
#14: Mario Kart Arcade GP 2
#15: Mario Kart: Super Circuit
#16: Super Mario Kart

Keep in mind that the only one of these I actually don't like is Super Mario Kart, so the rest of them that are near the bottom of the list are fun, but aren't as fun as another game. I also figured that even though Mario Kart PC and the arcade games weren't developed by Nintendo, they still are a Mario Kart game, so they count for me.


So, what are your opinions?

Is it OK to create a track building contest if you're not an admin? Because I don't want to do it and then get banned.

THE MUSIC IS SO AWESOME IN BONE DRY DUNES!!!!!!! HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

OK, I have no idea why everybody on the planet except me HATES Pink Gold Peach. She isn't anything special, but isn't a bad character, just like Metal Mario and Gold Mario.

Pink Gold Peach isn't a track. Honey Queen isn't a track either, or even a character. Despite being in MK7, Honey Queen is NOT in MK8.

Also, GBA Rainbow Road isn't in the game. You were thinking of SNES Rainbow Road.

Also also, which Mario Circuit? There's two: Mario Circuit and GBA Mario Circuit.

My top ten worst:

#10: Mario Circuit
It's boring because the track layout is too simple. Too easy.

#9: GBA Mario Circuit
Going for the glider shortcut is rewarding, but impossible. And other than that, it's a mostly flat track. MOSTLY.

#8: SNES Donut Plains 3
I have lots of fun with the track, but in the end, it's just a SNES retro with a boring layout.

#7: SNES Rainbow Road
The most commonly featured Mario Kart retro! It's boring because it's flat and nothing here is threatening. NEXT!

#6: Hyrule Circuit
We have crossed into the region of PICKED WAY TOO MUCH IN ONLINE TRACKS! I've never been a Zelda fan, and playing it too much made me hate it.

#5: Super Bell Subway
Look, I'm sorry. But I just don't find this one to be much fun. It's way more linear than other tracks, and therefore not as fun.

#4: Water Park
Still in the region of PICKED WAY TOO MUCH IN ONLINE TRACKS, we have Water Park. Played it too much and now I hate it. NEXT!

#3: Animal Crossing
The final track in the PICKED WAY TOO MUCH IN ONLI I'll just stop now. I don't like the track layout AT ALL. Same goes for the item balloons. RRGH!

#2: N64 Toad's Turnpike
Ultra-annoying cars, boring music and a boring layout, SLOWER antigravity sections, and random boosts, jumps and gliders. There's nothing good about this.

And by far the worst track in the game is...
#1: Ice Ice Outpost
The split path mechanic is really annoying. I'm good at the second shortcut, but the first and third are even more annoying than Animal Crossing's balloon items. And the worst part: the music. If you want to torture yourself, look up this music on YouTube. I don't recommend it.


So, what are your opinions?

Thank you so much! I have started creating tracks from Pixilart, then downloading them and scaling them up to 1000X100. This helped a lot!

My Wii Moonview Highway track was a URL, so that explains why I couldn't find it. But I don't have access to Paint or Photoshop. I do have access to Pixlr, but it won't let me create a circuit with my Pixlr image. So, how do you download an image? (Or am I just forgetting what that means and it's really obvious?)