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What your favourite Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track says about you

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Messages 88 - Boo Boo
vs7585 pts ★ Racer
battle5353 pts ★ Novice
Canada
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Mario Kart Stadium: You like the classics.
Water Park: You love water levels.
Sweet Sweet Canyon: You're a kid and oh yeah you love candy and oh yeah you want to eat this entire track.
Thwomp Ruins: Either you like rocks or you're over 100 years old.
Mario Circuit: You like Mario.
Toad Harbour: You like open-world tracks but didn't bother to play oh I don't know SHERBET LAND or YOSHI VALLEY
Twisted Mansion: You aren't scared of ghosts and want to prove it.
Shy Guy Falls: You're a shy guy and you like waterfalls. Also, the music.
Sunshine Airport: Differentiate from the crowd a little bit. The crowd that is surrounding SUNSHINE AIRPORT
Dolphin Shoals: You like glitchiness, but can't find anything close to it, so you just play Dolphin Shoals and like the pipes
Electrodrome: YOU LIKE THE MUSIC.
Mount Wario: Again, differentiate from the crowd. (Also saying that to myself. My favourite track is Mount Wario.)
Cloudtop Cruise: You like being unrealistic.
Bone Dry Dunes: You are one of the few people that actually LIKES this track. Including me.
Bowser's Castle: You like a challenge and like castles. Especially castles filled with lava.
Rainbow Road: You like insanely sharp turns with no guard rails.
Wii Moo Moo Meadows: You find it funny that the obstacles are cows. (Yep, that's me.)
GBA Mario Circuit: You like the glider shortcut.
DS Cheep Cheep Beach: You enjoy beaches and want to race on them well now you can
N64 Toad's Turnpike: For some strange reason, you like avoiding the cars.
GCN Dry Dry Desert: You like twists and turns and quicksand sinkholes and oasises and you know what forget it.
SNES Donut Plains 3: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
N64 Royal Raceway: You like that it has that huge jump.
3DS DK Jungle: You like jungles and annoying frogs and golden temples with giant spinning golden bananas in them.
DS Wario Stadium: You like stadiums and Wario and people liking you.
GCN Sherbet Land: You like open-world tracks but don't want to play oh I don't know you finish this sentence from the Toad Harbour entry
3DS Music Park: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS TRACK-ahem, differentiate from the crowd.
N64 Yoshi Valley: You love the split paths.
DS Tick Tock Clock: You like clocks.
3DS Piranha Plant Slide: You like sewers and plants and piranhas and this track just combined them
Wii Grumble Volcano: You loved it on Wii so you automatically love it on Switch despite the Ultra being patched
N64 Rainbow Road: You just didn't want this track to be so long but now it's not so you suddenly love it.
GCN Yoshi Circuit: You love twists and turns.
Excitebike Arena: You like jumping. Preferably on trampolines.
Dragon Driftway: You just played Super Mario Galaxy 2 and now you're here playing it and you're like OH I DIDNT KNOW GOBBLEGUT WAS IN THIS GAME
Mute City: You played F-Zero. PLAYED.
Wii Wario's Gold Mine: You like sudden sharp downhills and minecarts.
SNES Rainbow Road: YOU  LIKE  FLATNESS
Ice Ice Outpost: What on Earth is wrong with you?
Hyrule Circuit: You're a Zelda fan.
GCN Baby Park: You love hectic craziness. Wait if you love hectic craziness then why aren't you in battle mo-
GBA Cheese Land: You like cheese.
Wild Woods: You love forests and streams and lily pads and grass.
Animal Crossing: You just spent like fifteen hours playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
3DS Neo Bowser City: You like the theme and sharp turns.
GBA Ribbon Road: You love the shortcuts. ME in a nutshell.
Super Bell Subway: You like subways.
Big Blue: You love F-Zero but literally never play it because it BARELY EVEN EXISTS ANYMORE

Remember:
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.
Messages 5 - Goomba Goomba
vs5540 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Eth wrote:
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Mario Kart Stadium: You like the classics.
Water Park: You love water levels.
Sweet Sweet Canyon: You're a kid and oh yeah you love candy and oh yeah you want to eat this entire track.
Thwomp Ruins: Either you like rocks or you're over 100 years old.
Mario Circuit: You like Mario.
Toad Harbour: You like open-world tracks but didn't bother to play oh I don't know SHERBET LAND or YOSHI VALLEY
Twisted Mansion: You aren't scared of ghosts and want to prove it.
Shy Guy Falls: You're a shy guy and you like waterfalls. Also, the music.
Sunshine Airport: Differentiate from the crowd a little bit. The crowd that is surrounding SUNSHINE AIRPORT
Dolphin Shoals: You like glitchiness, but can't find anything close to it, so you just play Dolphin Shoals and like the pipes
Electrodrome: YOU LIKE THE MUSIC.
Mount Wario: Again, differentiate from the crowd. (Also saying that to myself. My favourite track is Mount Wario.)
Cloudtop Cruise: You like being unrealistic.
Bone Dry Dunes: You are one of the few people that actually LIKES this track. Including me.
Bowser's Castle: You like a challenge and like castles. Especially castles filled with lava.
Rainbow Road: You like insanely sharp turns with no guard rails.
Wii Moo Moo Meadows: You find it funny that the obstacles are cows. (Yep, that's me.)
GBA Mario Circuit: You like the glider shortcut.
DS Cheep Cheep Beach: You enjoy beaches and want to race on them well now you can
N64 Toad's Turnpike: For some strange reason, you like avoiding the cars.
GCN Dry Dry Desert: You like twists and turns and quicksand sinkholes and oasises and you know what forget it.
SNES Donut Plains 3: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
N64 Royal Raceway: You like that it has that huge jump.
3DS DK Jungle: You like jungles and annoying frogs and golden temples with giant spinning golden bananas in them.
DS Wario Stadium: You like stadiums and Wario and people liking you.
GCN Sherbet Land: You like open-world tracks but don't want to play oh I don't know you finish this sentence from the Toad Harbour entry
3DS Music Park: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS TRACK-ahem, differentiate from the crowd.
N64 Yoshi Valley: You love the split paths.
DS Tick Tock Clock: You like clocks.
3DS Piranha Plant Slide: You like sewers and plants and piranhas and this track just combined them
Wii Grumble Volcano: You loved it on Wii so you automatically love it on Switch despite the Ultra being patched
N64 Rainbow Road: You just didn't want this track to be so long but now it's not so you suddenly love it.
GCN Yoshi Circuit: You love twists and turns.
Excitebike Arena: You like jumping. Preferably on trampolines.
Dragon Driftway: You just played Super Mario Galaxy 2 and now you're here playing it and you're like OH I DIDNT KNOW GOBBLEGUT WAS IN THIS GAME
Mute City: You played F-Zero. PLAYED.
Wii Wario's Gold Mine: You like sudden sharp downhills and minecarts.
SNES Rainbow Road: YOU  LIKE  FLATNESS
Ice Ice Outpost: What on Earth is wrong with you?
Hyrule Circuit: You're a Zelda fan.
GCN Baby Park: You love hectic craziness. Wait if you love hectic craziness then why aren't you in battle mo-
GBA Cheese Land: You like cheese.
Wild Woods: You love forests and streams and lily pads and grass.
Animal Crossing: You just spent like fifteen hours playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
3DS Neo Bowser City: You like the theme and sharp turns.
GBA Ribbon Road: You love the shortcuts. ME in a nutshell.
Super Bell Subway: You like subways.
Big Blue: You love F-Zero but literally never play it because it BARELY EVEN EXISTS ANYMORE

Remember:
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Mine, it's Excitebike Arena
Messages 832 - Mario Mario
vs15019 pts ★ Master
battle6206 pts ★ Racer
United States
Just a few thoughts.

Toad Harbour: You like open-world tracks but didn't bother to play oh I don't know SHERBET LAND or YOSHI VALLEY

Interesting statement. I love Toad Harbor/Harbour, but I like N64 Yoshi Valley and GCN Sherbet Land even more. Granted, I only really play on GCN Sherbet Land a lot because my dad likes it, but still. This just seems like an assumption with no evidence to back it up.

Cloudtop Cruise: You like being unrealistic.

Why does this describe me so well?

GCN Yoshi Circuit: You love twists and turns.

I really don't, I'm not too big of a fan of plot twists.
Oh, wrong type of twist. My bad.
Surprisingly, I don't think it's that I like twists and turns, but rather I do really well on twists and turns, judging by some of my best tracks here on MKPC being Mario Circuit 4 and DS Mario Circuit.

N64 Yoshi Valley: You love the split paths.

Not really. I wish the paths were a little more equal in their length, allowing for more creativity and choice with paths, but the one path everyone seems to take really emphasizes skill. It's like the opposite of Baby Park, somehow.

Ice Ice Outpost: What on Earth is wrong with you?

Keyword, skill. The shortcuts are really difficult, and that's what makes them so fun for me. THEY ACTUALLY TAKE F*CKING SKILL. Even if the track has little to none to do with Ice, I still really like it due to...well, I've said multiple times now, but skill. It's the same reason I love Crash Team Racing so much. Little babies can't do a lot of the shortcuts in this game, and I think that makes it 100% better. It makes it so being really skilled at the game heavily rewards you and allows you to actually USE that skill to beat first time players, instead of them winning on their first race because they happen to get really good item luck and take every shortcut on accident.

DS Wario Stadium: You like stadiums and Wario and people liking you.

Ok, at this point it just seems like you were running out of ideas.

DS Tick Tock Clock: You like clocks.

Yeah, you were definitely just rushing this and not putting not much thought into it.

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