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DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

Mario Kart Stadium: You like the classics.
Water Park: You love water levels.
Sweet Sweet Canyon: You're a kid and oh yeah you love candy and oh yeah you want to eat this entire track.
Thwomp Ruins: Either you like rocks or you're over 100 years old.
Mario Circuit: You like Mario.
Toad Harbour: You like open-world tracks but didn't bother to play oh I don't know SHERBET LAND or YOSHI VALLEY
Twisted Mansion: You aren't scared of ghosts and want to prove it.
Shy Guy Falls: You're a shy guy and you like waterfalls. Also, the music.
Sunshine Airport: Differentiate from the crowd a little bit. The crowd that is surrounding SUNSHINE AIRPORT
Dolphin Shoals: You like glitchiness, but can't find anything close to it, so you just play Dolphin Shoals and like the pipes
Electrodrome: YOU LIKE THE MUSIC.
Mount Wario: Again, differentiate from the crowd. (Also saying that to myself. My favourite track is Mount Wario.)
Cloudtop Cruise: You like being unrealistic.
Bone Dry Dunes: You are one of the few people that actually LIKES this track. Including me.
Bowser's Castle: You like a challenge and like castles. Especially castles filled with lava.
Rainbow Road: You like insanely sharp turns with no guard rails.
Wii Moo Moo Meadows: You find it funny that the obstacles are cows. (Yep, that's me.)
GBA Mario Circuit: You like the glider shortcut.
DS Cheep Cheep Beach: You enjoy beaches and want to race on them well now you can
N64 Toad's Turnpike: For some strange reason, you like avoiding the cars.
GCN Dry Dry Desert: You like twists and turns and quicksand sinkholes and oasises and you know what forget it.
SNES Donut Plains 3: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
N64 Royal Raceway: You like that it has that huge jump.
3DS DK Jungle: You like jungles and annoying frogs and golden temples with giant spinning golden bananas in them.
DS Wario Stadium: You like stadiums and Wario and people liking you.
GCN Sherbet Land: You like open-world tracks but don't want to play oh I don't know you finish this sentence from the Toad Harbour entry
3DS Music Park: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS TRACK-ahem, differentiate from the crowd.
N64 Yoshi Valley: You love the split paths.
DS Tick Tock Clock: You like clocks.
3DS Piranha Plant Slide: You like sewers and plants and piranhas and this track just combined them
Wii Grumble Volcano: You loved it on Wii so you automatically love it on Switch despite the Ultra being patched
N64 Rainbow Road: You just didn't want this track to be so long but now it's not so you suddenly love it.
GCN Yoshi Circuit: You love twists and turns.
Excitebike Arena: You like jumping. Preferably on trampolines.
Dragon Driftway: You just played Super Mario Galaxy 2 and now you're here playing it and you're like OH I DIDNT KNOW GOBBLEGUT WAS IN THIS GAME
Mute City: You played F-Zero. PLAYED.
Wii Wario's Gold Mine: You like sudden sharp downhills and minecarts.
SNES Rainbow Road: YOU  LIKE  FLATNESS
Ice Ice Outpost: What on Earth is wrong with you?
Hyrule Circuit: You're a Zelda fan.
GCN Baby Park: You love hectic craziness. Wait if you love hectic craziness then why aren't you in battle mo-
GBA Cheese Land: You like cheese.
Wild Woods: You love forests and streams and lily pads and grass.
Animal Crossing: You just spent like fifteen hours playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
3DS Neo Bowser City: You like the theme and sharp turns.
GBA Ribbon Road: You love the shortcuts. ME in a nutshell.
Super Bell Subway: You like subways.
Big Blue: You love F-Zero but literally never play it because it BARELY EVEN EXISTS ANYMORE

Remember:
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.