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11870 pts ★ ChampionOn 2022-12-16 at 16:19:51
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
Poor Dark…I should have voted Dietsoda.
If you tried that you wouldn't like the result.
3
2On 2022-12-15 at 19:18:27
Night 0 (The Introduction)
The boats of participants have nearly arrived on Magma Island, and they can see it in the distance.
Buzzma: YESH! WE'RE NEARLY AT THE ISLAND!!
StarSplizz: That's not a good thing, we just got kidnapped and brought to this place.
Noob: It's going to be fine. We're arriving on the docks now.
Keeby: Alright, let's see if there is anyone on the island and ask for help.
All of the participants arrive on the beach, only to encounter a strange being.
???: Welcome to Magma Island. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Nudge: Who are you and what do you want with us?
???: Might want to work on your manners, if you survive, that is.
The Host: I am The Host, and you know why you're here, you signed the contract!
Max: Oh my...
D4rk: What contract?
The Host: The contract you signed before your trip here! Have you forgotten everything from before your trip?
Popplio: Actually, I have. What happened, Cringeh?
MisterCringeh: You fell asleep and I made friends with Max.
Dietsoda: If Max let me hit you, you would have been asleep forever.
Fiery: I'm going to admit, I didn't read the contract. What did it say?
The Host: You pretty much entered this erm... competition! It's going to be on television!
Buzzma: YAY, I LOOOOVE COMPETITONS!
The Host: Good. Do you like violence and death?
Nudge and Dietsoda: I DO!!!
The Host: That's great. I'll explain everything to you all, and then you need rest. You'll all have a big day tomorrow!
K: One question?
The Host: Yes?
K: How long were we on the boats?
The Host: 3 hours. Now here's what you need to know...
The Host: Each morning, you will find yourself in a random spot on the island. You can find or make your own weapons. As previously mentioned, you will kill each other. Teaming is allowed, but there is only one winner. Once the sun has set, you will be taken to the campfire over here, where you will choose someone to vote to take a boat uhh... home. Each night, you will sleep in theaperture science restoration and transportation cots inside the cabin over there. Do you understand?
All: Yes!
The Host: Alright then, good night, and good luck.
To be continued...
The boats of participants have nearly arrived on Magma Island, and they can see it in the distance.
Buzzma: YESH! WE'RE NEARLY AT THE ISLAND!!
StarSplizz: That's not a good thing, we just got kidnapped and brought to this place.
Noob: It's going to be fine. We're arriving on the docks now.
Keeby: Alright, let's see if there is anyone on the island and ask for help.
All of the participants arrive on the beach, only to encounter a strange being.
???: Welcome to Magma Island. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Nudge: Who are you and what do you want with us?
???: Might want to work on your manners, if you survive, that is.
The Host: I am The Host, and you know why you're here, you signed the contract!
Max: Oh my...
D4rk: What contract?
The Host: The contract you signed before your trip here! Have you forgotten everything from before your trip?
Popplio: Actually, I have. What happened, Cringeh?
MisterCringeh: You fell asleep and I made friends with Max.
Dietsoda: If Max let me hit you, you would have been asleep forever.
Fiery: I'm going to admit, I didn't read the contract. What did it say?
The Host: You pretty much entered this erm... competition! It's going to be on television!
Buzzma: YAY, I LOOOOVE COMPETITONS!
The Host: Good. Do you like violence and death?
Nudge and Dietsoda: I DO!!!
The Host: That's great. I'll explain everything to you all, and then you need rest. You'll all have a big day tomorrow!
K: One question?
The Host: Yes?
K: How long were we on the boats?
The Host: 3 hours. Now here's what you need to know...
The Host: Each morning, you will find yourself in a random spot on the island. You can find or make your own weapons. As previously mentioned, you will kill each other. Teaming is allowed, but there is only one winner. Once the sun has set, you will be taken to the campfire over here, where you will choose someone to vote to take a boat uhh... home. Each night, you will sleep in the
All: Yes!
The Host: Alright then, good night, and good luck.
To be continued...
Short but sweet.
1On 2022-12-14 at 17:33:53
Name: Dietsoda
colour: maroon
Personality: Violent and prepared to do anything to win although will not ally with anyone.
Species: Human
Appearance: Wears grey trench coat, and a brown gas mask.
colour: maroon
Personality: Violent and prepared to do anything to win although will not ally with anyone.
Species: Human
Appearance: Wears grey trench coat, and a brown gas mask.
MKPC ZA ROYALE
On 2025-11-05 at 17:24:12
Pokemon ZA should have been in a South Africa style region.
But then it wouldn't have the Kalos/Zygarde connection that the entire game is about
Yeah but ZA.
The ZA is for the games ranking system and Zygarde +
I know, I was making a stupid joke.
1On 2025-11-04 at 20:58:23
Pokemon ZA should have been in a South Africa style region.
But then it wouldn't have the Kalos/Zygarde connection that the entire game is about
Yeah but ZA.
On 2025-11-04 at 17:14:08
Pokemon ZA should have been in a South Africa style region.
1Don't hide your subtle truths!
On 2025-07-17 at 18:48:21
I am not Alpharius
Why does discord exist when we have forums?
On 2025-11-03 at 18:09:40
Because one is for fanfics, questions and longer messages while the other is the group chat some of you lot seem to think the forums are.
WHat your guys least fav law (question for all)
Rating your description
On 2025-10-17 at 19:58:14
Rate mine please.
What's The Most Evil Villain You Have Ever Seen?
On 2025-10-19 at 12:37:53
Best left unsaid as to why.
Alternatively I could put just about any other warhammer character such as my goat Talos Valcoran.
Furthermore, Radec and Visari from Killzone (specifically 2) could be quite high contenders, if we exclude warhammer.
What your favorite item says about you (very subjective)
On 2025-09-15 at 17:14:47
: You love trapping1what characters should I use to beat these cups?
On 2024-04-22 at 17:01:47
idk, maybe daisy?
already tried that
NONE of the tracks are very good to use reverse drift on
daisy has really crappy speed
yes I do
but drifting is not very helpful on a rainbow road
handling is, and daisy has the best handling stat in the game
well daisy wont catch up to the other people because she is SUPER slow
*cough cough* DRIFTING, SNAKING AND RD *cough cough*
*cough cough*rainbow road and bowser castle*cough cough*
DS RR is very easy to RD on as the turns are perfectly aligned for switching directions, and as for DS BC it is actually easier with RD than without RD as it is hard to find the right angle for the spinny thing if you dont RD
ds rr is actually harder with drifting,
as I'm trying to do the track without falling into a hole and getting lapped
and as for GBA rainbow road?
In online the person who won on ds rr was using Rd and I got second via the use of drifting. It's not hard.
1MKPC Elections 2025
On 2025-08-12 at 19:42:31
moi je dis fuck les élections nous le prolétariat on lance une révolution et on installe une société anarcho-communiste sans ces merdes nommées "patriarcat" "capitalisme" "patronat" et "impérialisme"
Why so serious?
Besides, weren't you part of the bourgeoisie?
1
11On 2025-08-11 at 16:36:50
But what will the rules be? and how are they "Lacking" Per say?
Perhaps "the rules" are the rules of the site, or have you not read those? And how are they lacking? Perhaps since people don't seem to follow them much.
That's exactly what I am deeply afraid of. There's enough of that in the real world as is, we cannot let MKPC fall under that sort of rule.
It's MKPC, it literally does not matter.
Thanks to what I've read, We believe Lucas will be very restrictive with his power when it comes to foreign users, making us a bit worried.
We? Whose we? There is no we.
Restrictive to foreign users? By enforcing the rules? Scary gov'nor.
Enforcing what rules. This entire topic is a joke and a caricature of the political situation in the world. Don't tell me you are taking seriously any word of what they both are saying.
I'm not, I'm just playing a caricature and responding to this post as if I actually agreed with anything put forwards with this topic.
On 2025-08-11 at 11:42:37
But what will the rules be? and how are they "Lacking" Per say?
Perhaps "the rules" are the rules of the site, or have you not read those? And how are they lacking? Perhaps since people don't seem to follow them much.
That's exactly what I am deeply afraid of. There's enough of that in the real world as is, we cannot let MKPC fall under that sort of rule.
It's MKPC, it literally does not matter.
Thanks to what I've read, We believe Lucas will be very restrictive with his power when it comes to foreign users, making us a bit worried.
We? Whose we? There is no we.
Restrictive to foreign users? By enforcing the rules? Scary gov'nor.
5
2Trying to make MKPC better
On 2025-09-23 at 18:45:53
1. Track builder problems:
Track builder has a bit of problems that I really want fixed. All of them are in Complete Mode. There's nothing really wrong with quick mode to me to be honest. Anyway with that out of the way its time to get to the ACTUAL topic. First off is Checkpoints. When I first used checkpoints I thought this was gonna be the easiest part of the track. But turns out, Its not. When I put the checkpoint on the starting line you immediately finish the race. Its really weird. And the more checkpoints you make the more laps there are. (I think) Its really hard to do that and that's why I always use quick mode instead of Complete Mode. I don't get it when you do the placements it should know that when your racing and you pass the placements, your in another lap. I hope this happens.
Track builder has a bit of problems that I really want fixed. All of them are in Complete Mode. There's nothing really wrong with quick mode to me to be honest. Anyway with that out of the way its time to get to the ACTUAL topic. First off is Checkpoints. When I first used checkpoints I thought this was gonna be the easiest part of the track. But turns out, Its not. When I put the checkpoint on the starting line you immediately finish the race. Its really weird. And the more checkpoints you make the more laps there are. (I think) Its really hard to do that and that's why I always use quick mode instead of Complete Mode. I don't get it when you do the placements it should know that when your racing and you pass the placements, your in another lap. I hope this happens.
Checkpoints work perfectly well whenever I use them. I'd recommend asking a more experienced track maker how they work and using that to help improve the experience.
2. Rails: There's not that much I have to say about this but its the fact that when you get on the rail and when you hop off it kind of sends you flying. I don't know if I'm tripping or not but its alright.
It's a new feature, I imagine if any more work would be done on it, said work would happen soon. I think that it's an intended mechanic, however, and I find it quite fun.
3. Servers
One thing I HATE and don't love to see is that new players that barely have any experience get put in the room with players like me, @Proudster, @Nodac64, and more high ranked players. I really want you guys to fix this problem because I want a fun and fair experience for new and not new players in this game. I just really want this website to be the best and popular because its really not that popular in the first place.
One thing I HATE and don't love to see is that new players that barely have any experience get put in the room with players like me, @Proudster, @Nodac64, and more high ranked players. I really want you guys to fix this problem because I want a fun and fair experience for new and not new players in this game. I just really want this website to be the best and popular because its really not that popular in the first place.
The playerbase is already so small that lobbies rarely get up to 8 players. Surely splitting the lobbies would just lead to less people playing together, overall decreasing player population as they are unable to find a game. Besides, how would this be fixed? Based on vr, people would just smurf to make themselves seem good, based on choosing low level lobbies or high level, they will either choose high level and get destroyed or the previous issue would occur.
3. Unnecessary topics
I HATE seeing unnecessary topics on the forum page. I really hate it. It just fills the forum page with slop no one needs to answer. Topics like "Space for anything" NEEDS to get deleted right away. People really needs to stop doing that. Every topic does not have to be like an actual topic like @-GamerGuy-'s topic of 'What your favorite item says about you' Don't mind those. I just want to get rid of slop and other things in MKPC.
I HATE seeing unnecessary topics on the forum page. I really hate it. It just fills the forum page with slop no one needs to answer. Topics like "Space for anything" NEEDS to get deleted right away. People really needs to stop doing that. Every topic does not have to be like an actual topic like @-GamerGuy-'s topic of 'What your favorite item says about you' Don't mind those. I just want to get rid of slop and other things in MKPC.
Yes, the topic specifically made by mods so that unnecessary topics don't appear as consistently is so unnecessary and should be removed. Seems kind of counter-productive to me.
Truth Or Dare
On 2025-09-12 at 19:31:59
For truth it is what's your favorite movie?
What's your favourite scary movie????
What Is Kpop Demon Hunters Even ABOUT!?
On 2025-09-04 at 14:10:09
I think that it might be about Kpop demon hunters, but that is just a theory.
Rating your profile pic
On 2025-06-02 at 20:04:03
Please rate mine.