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Well, Kap is back online, maybe he'll see this & help you. I wouldn't hold my breath tho.

Jamais

You decided to, thankfully, go away.

Prologue : A new beginning
The stars don't shine, they burn...
Max : The newspaper has arrived ! Here you go Nudge, try to solve the riddles on the game page, I heard that they made them a little bit more difficult.
The constellations shift...
Nudge : Why are you throwing it to the ground ? The title seemed to be highlighted in golden, there must be some important piece of information.
The seasons change in turn...
D4rk : Then hurry up and read it ! What are we stalling for ?
Would you watch our little group grow ?
VC : I hope it doesn't announce deaths, we had enough of 'em, for probably like, one decade, or even more, one century.
Nudge : I'll have you know there are never too much deaths. Besides...
Chilli : What ? Just spill it already !
The miracle is you, just you...
Nudge : Lely is alive.
All of you, all of you...
Cringeh : *spills out bread* EH ¿?
Princess : Stop spitting food at people please, it's disgusting...

Newspaper : 4 months after his alledged death, Lely, member of MKPCverse, strangely wakes up from a long coma. He was reportedly killed by a psychopathic girl named Mina, who also poisoned Nudge and Pianta (other members of MKPCverse) with toxic gas. She was executed shortly after, with Nudge and Pianta surviving without much of a problem. But today, this morning at 5:53AM, Lely started breathing again. He is slowly coming back to conscience as we write this and might actually survive after all.

Max : Wake me up
Krazey : A Christmas miracle. Woo ! Gotta make a movie about that, just to gain money somehow, y'know.
Luq : Are you serious
Krazey : Oh, c'mon bro. We all knew this was happening, what can plot armor not do at this point ? Gotta make profit.
Luq : Make profit off the death of someone ?
Krazey : Erm ackshually he's not dead 🤓☝️ Besides, you seem like you have no marketing knowledge. L man. Would have already sold out the derived products if it was just me, y'know. Not wanting to be mean, but you should take some notes, lil' bro. This is how the good shit works.
D4rk : Oh my gosh YES this is what I needed for my new TikTok. Gyat. Mwah. Girlypop slayed. 😍 ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥
Max : humanity is falling apart
Nudge : As if you were making it any better. Also, you're strangely calm about all this. Your best friend gets revived and you don't... care ?
Max : Let's say I'm slowly getting used to the cycle of things
Nudge : This is as convincing as Lely saying he meant to text someone else
Max : How long are you gonna piss me off with it, huh ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Nudge : Wow you know I hate him too this was not meant for you to end up screaming at me
Max : Well you should leave me alone. That's it.
Max then left.

Mememo : wow whatever weed he is on right now, i need it ASAP because wow it's strong man
Krazey : You already sound like you are gonna choke on that shit rn. Let's slow down a little, shall we ?
Mememo : Oh no this is not weed this is just purified grass from Moo Moo Meadows because if I eat actual weed this fanfic will need a mature content warning
Krazey : Don't worry. Whoever is controlling us and making us live one hell of a life, already put the warning.
Mememo : Yeah well I'm not risking anything. Don't worry everyone, it's seaweed !
Princess : This is NOT seaweed, as an expert in that matter
Mememo : Keep your mouth shut !

Once Mememo said that, everyone started screaming at the same time about how crazy it was that Lely survived once again.

D4rk : We have to lock her up ! She's gonna end up dying for real one day !
Krazey : Ummm. He's a boy, ya know.
D4rk : I have my doubts !
Nudge : Do we need to take off his clothes to prove it to you ?
Cringeh : EH ¿?
Bj : Bro is Spanish and literally can't form a full sentence
Cringeh : Dear Brint Bjthebuzzybeetle, I can confirm that this a false information. I am, as far as I know, French, and I perfectly know how to form full sentences. I was just using my brain to 100%, causing it to overheat, but now I locked the settings to 80% and I'm doing perfectly fine.
Chilli : So you're a bot sent by the government to experiment what hyperrealistic AI people can do ?
Cringeh : Exactly, my dear, and--
Chilli : We don't need another Mee6 AI from Walmart. Get out. *spits fire*
Cringeh : You can't burn me. I am made of steel. I need to stay here so that the readers of this fanfic have someone to make fun of !
Chilli : There is already KirbyBoy for these purposes ! Also, I can't burn you ? Watch me.
KirbyBoy : Hey ! That's not very Nice of you.
*Fire alarms go off*
KirbyBoy : BEEP BEEP BEEP !!! Oh My God I Love That Sound.
Dietsoda : Maybe it wasn't nice, but it was true, mayfly.
xrunner : Only the truth hurts. Lies are a sweeter version of the reality.
D4rk : Oh okay so now this is a philosophical debate
Nudge : It's not philosophical, you are just too dumb to get it
Master : Oof ! He got roasted !
Nudge : This was not a roast. You are just a snowflake.
Lemon : I would not have liked that
Jey : Hey ! Stop being so mean towards people !
Osc : If you can't handle that, buckle up lol
Pigeon : What do you mean buckle up ? Nudge has to be more careful about his words. He might hurt people if he continues doing that.
Jey : EXACTLY !
Noob : You know what, I had enough of this random babbling. I'm gonna check on Max.

Max : Don't even think about it.
Noob : Come on, bro. It's unlike you to be so gloomy and so unbothered.
Max : Oh my god I just don't want to depend on him is all ! Look at what he has brought me into. Look at the results of his shitwork. I'm done with it.
Noob : Max, saying this does not make you look like a bad boy. You're just ridiculous.
Max : Get out before I punch you in the face !
Noob : Okay, go on and punch me in the face.
*crow noises*
Noob : That's what I thought. Max, you can have your identity without blaming others for nothing. The Warden virus is now gone. Stop acting that way.
Max : GET OUT OF MY WAY !
Noob : I was only trying to reach out to you. But if you don't want that help, well your loss.

MKPCverse Season 4
Chapter 1
The end

Used my track https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=108068