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7126 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-06-17 at 14:02:45
"Your fingers are made of candles, I chew on DOOR HANDLES! Also known as DOORKNOBS, but I'm sure you'll sneeze later."
Probably one of the best quotes from the song "You Day! - Escape the Backrooms OST" by insOmic.
Here's a link to the song, in case you want to listen:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4IJ7zixJHE2VsjF72OibgV?si=3w9YNjjDQB6UAJsyF8Dv_A
Probably one of the best quotes from the song "You Day! - Escape the Backrooms OST" by insOmic.
Here's a link to the song, in case you want to listen:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4IJ7zixJHE2VsjF72OibgV?si=3w9YNjjDQB6UAJsyF8Dv_A
On 2026-06-03 at 10:56:16
"Bring me my longsword ho!" *reaches for machine gun labelled 'Longsword'*
-The 1996 remake of Romeo & Juliet
-The 1996 remake of Romeo & Juliet
2On 2026-05-09 at 12:52:46
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
This is how I feel whenever I talk to my sixth-grader little brother fr
1On 2026-05-08 at 14:02:47
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
Got a laugh from me. "I find your lack of flakes disturbing" should get an award.
On 2026-05-07 at 11:54:59
Yo bee me, ME BEE - King of Skill
Haha we’ve contracted a Vern Virus - King of Skill
Brent that was so mean of your uncle to throw that at me - TCNick3
YO NICK THERES YOUR FRIEND -King of Skill
BRO THATS LITERALLY YOUR NEIGHBOR I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU - TCNick3
Vernias watch out! - TCNick3 and Sophist
Yo editor insert donkey kong beaver - King of Skill
Yo that bird is literally TCNick3’s relative - King of Skill
Dry bones for smash - Odyssey Central
Vernias! You're pink! - TCNick3
Ah yes, yes i am - Vernias
Ew birdo get that off my screen, brent quick, change the screen - TCNick3
You guys just hate beautiful people, sincerely - Vernias
SMASHY BROOOOOOOOOOOS - All 4 Party Crashers
Haha we’ve contracted a Vern Virus - King of Skill
Brent that was so mean of your uncle to throw that at me - TCNick3
YO NICK THERES YOUR FRIEND -King of Skill
BRO THATS LITERALLY YOUR NEIGHBOR I DONT WANNA HEAR YOU - TCNick3
Vernias watch out! - TCNick3 and Sophist
Yo editor insert donkey kong beaver - King of Skill
Yo that bird is literally TCNick3’s relative - King of Skill
Dry bones for smash - Odyssey Central
Vernias! You're pink! - TCNick3
Ah yes, yes i am - Vernias
Ew birdo get that off my screen, brent quick, change the screen - TCNick3
You guys just hate beautiful people, sincerely - Vernias
SMASHY BROOOOOOOOOOOS - All 4 Party Crashers
I know you, @-GamerGuy- , and @DiamondStone are siblings, but are you mentioned Party Crashers? Because I know @-GamerGuy- mentioned them earlier.
On 2026-05-05 at 12:40:25
"Do you want to run this ship, Jayne?" "Yes." "…Well, you - you can't."
Mal & Jayne, Serenity
"My food is problematic."
River, Firefly
"No power in the 'verse can stop me."
River (And technically Kaylee), Firefly
"Screw this, I'm making it out!"
Kaylee, Serenity
Just a bunch of quotes from the TV show Firefly and its movie Serenity, if anyone knows what those are.
Mal & Jayne, Serenity
"My food is problematic."
River, Firefly
"No power in the 'verse can stop me."
River (And technically Kaylee), Firefly
"Screw this, I'm making it out!"
Kaylee, Serenity
Just a bunch of quotes from the TV show Firefly and its movie Serenity, if anyone knows what those are.
On 2026-04-13 at 12:27:04
"Forget the buckets, get me a shotgun." -Lackadaisy
On 2026-04-11 at 04:22:12
I said in the official suggestion topic, page 20, message 2:
"Even if they add it, you wouldn't be able to unlock it LMAO", while answering to collabvm6, a banned account.
Proof is here, read all of the message to understand
👇
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962&page=20
"Even if they add it, you wouldn't be able to unlock it LMAO", while answering to collabvm6, a banned account.
Proof is here, read all of the message to understand
👇
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962&page=20
WHOA THERE. Not expecting that at 9:30 PM lmao
On 2026-04-07 at 04:43:27
Just going through the Amazing Digital Circus roster
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
"Tell daddy Bubble why bad thing?" (Bubble)
"Be quiet! I can't hear the escalator." (Jax)
"Made with all the love that I'm legally allowed to give." (Bubble)
"And Zooble becomes straight!" (Jax)
"Oh, Pomni's off flirting with one of the customers." (Jax)
"Oh yay I'm not a vegan anymore." (Jax)
"I just really want to fire a tommy gun while laughing maniacally." (Gangle)
"I'm right behind you aren't I?" (Kinger)
"DOOOOOOOODE NOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!" (Orange Fish)
"🎶It's news to meeeee that it's news to yooooooou...🎶" (Caine)
"I'm having a [babbles]" (Bubble)
And that's all I can think of. Please say if you have more funny TADC quotes!
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-05-04 at 12:09:20
Oh dear lord. What have I stumbled upon? If I ever make a YouTube channel I swear I'm scrolling through this page, GD Colon-style, and just reading everything on here.
What does your username mean?
On 2026-06-09 at 14:57:43
My username actually has a bit of a backstory…
So "Explorers" was originally derived from the Geometry Dash level. But I'd always use that as my username and a drawing of my favorite OC as my PFP, so my boyfriend (yes im gay this has been publicly announced) thought that the OC's name was Explorers. Now the OC's name is Explorers because they didn't have a name back then and I couldn't think of anything better.
And: an additive 🤯
Verde: So just recently, around the time I came back from my parents deleting my account, I got in to a Roblox DOORS fangame called "Paradox." From that game, Il Verde was my favorite character. In fact, for like all of March or April, my username was "il-verde-from-paradox." So I decided to leave that in there as a tribute.
557: This comes from my Roblox account (explorers557). When making it, I tried putting my username as "explorers" but that was already taken. So it gave me a random string of numbers. I had two accounts before my final one: "explorers227" and "explorers558." Not only did I forget the passwords for both of those, I also forgot they were separate and merged them to "explorers557." That's just stuck around for a year now.
Okay, now you know my username's backstory. Thanks for actually reading this whole thing, I know it's pretty long lol.
So "Explorers" was originally derived from the Geometry Dash level. But I'd always use that as my username and a drawing of my favorite OC as my PFP, so my boyfriend (yes im gay this has been publicly announced) thought that the OC's name was Explorers. Now the OC's name is Explorers because they didn't have a name back then and I couldn't think of anything better.
And: an additive 🤯
Verde: So just recently, around the time I came back from my parents deleting my account, I got in to a Roblox DOORS fangame called "Paradox." From that game, Il Verde was my favorite character. In fact, for like all of March or April, my username was "il-verde-from-paradox." So I decided to leave that in there as a tribute.
557: This comes from my Roblox account (explorers557). When making it, I tried putting my username as "explorers" but that was already taken. So it gave me a random string of numbers. I had two accounts before my final one: "explorers227" and "explorers558." Not only did I forget the passwords for both of those, I also forgot they were separate and merged them to "explorers557." That's just stuck around for a year now.
Okay, now you know my username's backstory. Thanks for actually reading this whole thing, I know it's pretty long lol.
/!\ DEPARTURE OR HIATUS NOTICES / ANNONCES DE DÉPARTS OU DE PAUSES
On 2026-06-18 at 13:18:24
Well you guys, I believe a solution has been forgotten, and there is no more Mario Kart on MKPC for me. I will still be active on the forums, but PLEASE, nobody message me in DM's about playing, or invite me to a race, because it will result in a "No." Sorry but ig it's happenin' :|
1On 2026-05-31 at 14:39:28
So the Boomerang Flower Update has caused my iPad to crash, and currently whenever I try to play any sort of race - like literally any race - the screen just goes black. I honestly don't see a point in MKPC if you can't play the game it was made for. Currently me and Nodac are working on a solve, but until then, don't be surprised if I'm not super active on the forum. This doesn't mean I'll be completely gone, I just won't be checking in every day like I did. Thank you for your time.
1GamerDude101s Question Arcade
On 2026-06-14 at 13:33:03
Next question.
What is the truth?
A I am from Italy
B I went camping a lot
C Orcas are my favorite animal
D I once rode a bike for a mile straight
What is the truth?
A I am from Italy
B I went camping a lot
C Orcas are my favorite animal
D I once rode a bike for a mile straight
Well… I guess @Woo8687 is right, it's kinda pointless to just be guessing. But honestly, I just feel good seeing my name at the top of some leaderboard.
I'll guess D, you seem like the kind of person to ride a bike, and a mile isn't super far.
On 2026-06-11 at 12:51:44
Heyyyyy what the hell?
And just by process of elimination, none of B, C, or D are even capitals for states, but I didn't need to know that to know Virginia's capital is Richmond.
On 2026-06-10 at 12:31:03
Next question.
What color eyes do I have?
A Brown
B Blue
C Purple
D Green
What color eyes do I have?
A Brown
B Blue
C Purple
D Green
Wow idk.
I mean your profile is blue, so just gonna go with pure instinct and say Blue.
On 2026-06-09 at 14:38:42
Next question.
What is my favorite track in Mario kart pc?
A Shy Guy Beach
B Desert Hills
C Mario Circuit 1
D GBA Mario Circuit
What is my favorite track in Mario kart pc?
A Shy Guy Beach
B Desert Hills
C Mario Circuit 1
D GBA Mario Circuit
Goll dang, just the other day you asked me to play with you but the STUPID BOOMERANG UPDATE broke my iPad and now I can only use the forum. If I had been able to play I would've known!
So just taking a guess, you seem like the kind of person who likes MC1.
1On 2026-06-05 at 12:53:33
Next question.
What is the capital of Pakistan?
A Islaka
B Baraca
C Islamabad
D Bahee
What is the capital of Pakistan?
A Islaka
B Baraca
C Islamabad
D Bahee
Tbh I just took a wild guess. I'm assuming the reaction emojis are the same as question one, so I guessed C.
Also, for those of you who said something about the problem being weird, I believe everything before the /11 was in parentheses. I actually forgot about order of operations and did it that way, and I got it right. So here's what the question would be laid out as:
[(7*7+50)/11]+1=?
1Favourite mario kart game?
On 2026-05-29 at 13:53:27
What's the whole deal with MKWii? It's honestly buns tbh.
Anyway of Mario Kart games I've played:
-Gameplay award goes to MKDS. (DS)
-Design award goes to MK8DX. (Switch)
-Fun award goes to MKSC. (Game Boy Advance)
-Honorable Mention goes to MKPC.
Of the games I haven't played myself:
-MKWorld caps everything. (NS2)
Anyway of Mario Kart games I've played:
-Gameplay award goes to MKDS. (DS)
-Design award goes to MK8DX. (Switch)
-Fun award goes to MKSC. (Game Boy Advance)
-Honorable Mention goes to MKPC.
Of the games I haven't played myself:
-MKWorld caps everything. (NS2)
1GD Topic cuz why not
On 2026-04-12 at 05:18:07
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY GD NERD 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 i lowkey suck at the game itself but my fav level is probably The Eschaton by Xender Game or of course Limbo or Orbit