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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-10-26 at 17:24:16
Somehow two identical tracks got put on my account. I did not make them and they look very AI generated. I deleted them but they were incomplete and not shared
Rating your circuits
On 2026-06-26 at 23:41:14
YES finally track rating without the most complex rating system EVER
These are both from the same multicup:
Chain Chomp Quarry
Bowser's Castle
Enjoy!
These are both from the same multicup:
Chain Chomp Quarry
Bowser's Castle
Enjoy!
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1- 5/10
Cool idea but looks like a beta picture.
2- 2/10
this circuit is so meh
Yeah should probably make jumps in Bowsers Castle into cannons but that was my 3rd ever CM track so I was a idiot
On 2026-06-26 at 22:36:56
YES finally track rating without the most complex rating system EVER
These are both from the same multicup:
Chain Chomp Quarry
Bowser's Castle
Enjoy!
These are both from the same multicup:
Chain Chomp Quarry
Bowser's Castle
Enjoy!
(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
Yesterday at 22:55:54
Wish granted, but the quote trail magically replenishes as I send this message. Please do not remove the quote trail, my life depends on it.
to Bowser, and global warming stops so that water levels don't rise too much further. to Bowser, but this penalize and the next 3 lasts 0.0001 millisecondsWish granted, but the 5th penalize lasts your entire lifetime.
to Bowser just to keep the topic going.Gims is a french singer
no i meant who is michael jackson /swish granted, but it becomes the only active topic
to Bowser, and the sun becomes green Wish granted, but the sun now emits darkness and cold instead of light and heat.
to Bowser, and I have no more allergies for the rest of my life. Just so that I don't have to scream about pollen and ragweed anymore.wish granted but your pet glaceon gets all the allergies instead
to bowser and i get the ability to give :down: to bowserWish granted, but Bowser sees it as disrespect, so you can only do it once.
to Bowser and 
are cropped better.wish granted, but
don't get cropped better. to Bowser and all the things mentioned above get cropped better along with @kcthecat's wishOn 2026-11-06 at 21:41:07
Wish granted, but then he forces you to play one of those Mario maker kaizo levels and you lose all of them except the one you started with
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyle
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyleGranted. Everyone thinks you cheated so you're banned from playing any other Nintendo products.
to Bowser and I have 500 GB more free space on my PCWish granted, but your PC gets crushed by the air
to bowser and in exchange kfp stops removing the trailWish granted, but the trail never gets removed for an entire 10 years of the topic being used, and it gets so long that it leaves the message box and it takes minutes just to scroll through the whole page.
to Bowser, and everyone who reads this message drops a police react.Wish granted but they also do gamba
to Bowser and the trail gets removedWish not granted, Bowser didn't hear your wish.
to Bowser and in exchange my fanfic becomes successful Wish granted, but your fanfic becomes the ONLY topic that anyone can send messages on until it ends, so your fanfic temporarily becomes every topic on the whole forum in one.
to Bowser, and the quote trail will NEVER get deleted under any circumstance. If the quote trail gets deleted, the person who did so gets jumpscared by Sirenhead in the next morning's 3AM.Wish granted. Bowser hates sirenhead as much as you do.
and more people besides @RaisingCanes, @IcebergChristmas, and @Electric_Guitar_Koopa (AKA me) join this topic and no one DELETES THE FREAKING QUOTE TRAIL
3On 2026-11-06 at 21:06:51
Wish granted, but then he forces you to play one of those Mario maker kaizo levels and you lose all of them except the one you started with
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyle
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyleGranted. Everyone thinks you cheated so you're banned from playing any other Nintendo products.
to Bowser and I have 500 GB more free space on my PCWish granted, but your PC gets crushed by the air
to bowser and in exchange kfp stops removing the trailWish granted, but the trail never gets removed for an entire 10 years of the topic being used, and it gets so long that it leaves the message box and it takes minutes just to scroll through the whole page.
to Bowser, and everyone who reads this message drops a police react.Wish granted but they also do gamba
to Bowser and the trail gets removedOn 2026-11-05 at 15:17:12
to Bowser, and my school does something about that one group of girls in my grade who keeps gathering up in the hallway and talking.Wish granted but their punishment applies to every student in the school.
to Bowser and I get the motivation to improve my run ingame, I cannot beat some times I registered in like early 2023Wish granted, but everyone else improves their times twice as fast as you do.
to Bowser, and I can 3D model.Wish granted, but everything looks ugly
to bowser and in exchange MKPC gets as much players as Fortnite and it gets its attention that it deservesbut it gets a lawsuit
I don't think that I can wish anything
Wish not granted, you didn't make one and therefore nothing happens.
to Bowser, and the new mainline Mario game is shown on the Internet and in commercials with what it's all about.Wish granted but its all AI generated and the actual Mario game release is terrible
to Bowser and I get a fully functional switch 2 and also fully functional pro controller and working copy of Mario kart worldWish granted but you got the physical copy of Mario Kart World and the cartridge gets eaten by your pet.
to Bowser and I can fluently speak any language, to any personWish granted, but you can't speak it to people
to bowser and in exchange I get a world record on every trackWish granted, but everyone thinks you're hacking.
to Bowser, and I can go invisible and become visible whenever. to Bowser, and he has to give me all of the other lives he has taken from people.Wish granted, but then he forces you to play one of those Mario maker kaizo levels and you lose all of them except the one you started with
to Bowser and I develop a good MK8D strategy/playstyleOn 2026-11-04 at 14:59:28
to Bowser, and my school does something about that one group of girls in my grade who keeps gathering up in the hallway and talking.Wish granted but their punishment applies to every student in the school.
to Bowser and I get the motivation to improve my run ingame, I cannot beat some times I registered in like early 2023Wish granted, but everyone else improves their times twice as fast as you do.
to Bowser, and I can 3D model.Wish granted, but everything looks ugly
to bowser and in exchange MKPC gets as much players as Fortnite and it gets its attention that it deservesbut it gets a lawsuit
I don't think that I can wish anything
Wish not granted, you didn't make one and therefore nothing happens.
to Bowser, and the new mainline Mario game is shown on the Internet and in commercials with what it's all about.Wish granted but its all AI generated and the actual Mario game release is terrible
to Bowser and I get a fully functional switch 2 and also fully functional pro controller and working copy of Mario kart worldOn 2026-11-01 at 19:08:25
Wish granted but the ability stops working after one use.
to Bowser and I become a Billionare
to Bowser and I become a BillionareWish granted, but everyone around you gets jealous and tries to steal your money.
to Bowser, and my computer never lags again.Wish Granted but you never have Wi-fi so it doesn't matter.
to Bowser and All my courses are rated 5 starsWish granted but the people who gave you those ratings all lied to you
to Bowser and I can make good MKPC challengesOn 2026-10-28 at 22:54:06
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moonWish granted, but everyone else gets a 10-up moon and mock you for it.
to Bowser and he ACTUALLY stops doing terrible things to people on this forum
On 2026-10-26 at 16:35:03
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonWish granted, but you are the last person banned before they stop.
to Bowser and he stops doing terrible things to everyone who has ever given him a life on this topicOn 2026-10-24 at 17:28:03
to Bowser, and the students at my school are finally all nice to each otherWish granted, but now there Aliens and planning take over the world.
to Bowser, and the next Tekken game Akuma come back.Granted. But it's not a traditional fighting game. Instead, it's a fighting game with cars.
to Bowser and every school on Earth gets summer break until September 2027.Wish granted but then it's ruined by the longest and hottest heatwave you ever seen in your whole life, like a geniunely unbearable one
I give a
to Bowser and I finally end up in an actual healty relationship with someoneWish granted, you have exactly a HEALTY relationship, not a HEALTHY relationship.
to Bowser and I can skip Halloween On 2026-10-20 at 23:12:58
to Bowser and PSG wins a 3rd Champions League in a rowOkay,But They Will Never Win Again In Any Match Or Championship...
I Give A Life To Bowser And In Return,I Want To Be Able To Get Undertale And Deltarune Both For Free WITHOUT PIRACY!
they both crash five seconds in. every time. without fail.
to bowser and i actually get the ability to decide what to focus onwish granted but you always choose "nothing"
to Larry Koopa and he, along with all the other koopalings, are in Mario Movie 3 and it's actually a good movieOn 2026-10-20 at 16:36:26
Wish granted, but your phone explodes slime immediately when dysfunctioning and your whole body is covered in slime.
to Bowser, and Disney stops being greedy and trying to acquire every studios brand in existence.
to Bowser, and Disney stops being greedy and trying to acquire every studios brand in existence.Wish granted, but then every studio brand THEN begin to get greedy and try to acquire Disney.
to Bowser and I get actual good artistic skills.Wish Granted, but you're terrible at everything else.
to Bowser and MKPC Online lobbies are filled with people every morningGranted. But they will spam in the chat.
to Bowser and I try a Level 3 Hell Puff (Carolina Reaper, Habanero, Scorpion and Ghost peppers)Wish granted, but your throat feels awful for the 3 following days
to Bowser and the weather gets stable again, I'm tired of consecutive cold rainy days followed by annoyingly hot daysWish granted, but it gets stable during the cold rainy days and keeps raining forever
to Bowser and I get a On 2026-10-17 at 03:06:28
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosWish granted, but your characters' bios get rewritten by the most annoying kid at my school after you make them, and your characters apparently all like Wawario, Wawaluigi, Verity, Italian Brainrot, Skibidi Toilet, apparently call Twitter "X", and get mad when ANY person swears in the world because their senses of hearing are so good they can hear a pin drop from halfway across the world, all of that made by the annoying kid.
to Bowser, and I can teleport anywhere I want in the world instantly.Wish granted, but you will only teleport the exact opposite o- hey wait, this seems familiar... Eh, probably nothing. As I was saying, you will only teleport the exact opposite of where you want to teleport, based on what is on the other side of the globe for your location. For example, if you wanted to teleport to Brazil, you'll instead teleport to Japan because Japan is on the other side of the globe for Brazil.
to Bowser, and in return, I make an object show that'll become popular!Wish granted, but all other shows cease to exist, forcing everyone to blame YOUR show.
to Bowser. That's it. We're chill. I AM a Koopa, after all (idk why Bowser ruined all my other wishes but whatever)On 2026-10-15 at 18:51:33
to Bowser and RD will be forbidden in Mario kart PCWish granted! But as a result the whole game collapses.
to Bowser and-- Wait a minute I'm forbidden from making any more wishes!(Someone help plz?
Unrelated btw but I was reading Dinosaur Comics and listening to music at the same time, and when I read the word "tacos" on the last panel I was listening to Stalemate; more specifically the part... you should know what I'm talking about)
wish not granted, there is no wish, therefore there's no wish for me either
(dammit i wanted to wish for bowser to go through 7 layers of hell)
Wish grant-[reads comment] hmmm... ok...
I guess I can give a
to Bowser and start a new chainOn 2026-10-14 at 19:25:36
to Bowser and RD will be forbidden in Mario kart PCI don't think you get the point you're supposed to answer to the previous persons wish and then make a new wish for the next person to answer...
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1On 2026-10-14 at 19:04:15
wish granted but only the chains where you're not involved
to bowser and i want princess peach
to bowser and i want princess peachWish granted, but you weren't specific enough, so bowser gives you a literal princess peach (a peach that is a princess 🍑👑).
to bowser and I want gliders in MKPC.Wish granted, but RD is removed...
to Bowser and :gamba:, , , and become actual emojisOn 2026-10-11 at 00:17:17
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.Wish granted, but the wrong images show
I give a life to Bowser, and intern I want Mario Kart Double Dash to come to GameCube online
Wish granted, but it'll be the laggiest unfunnest thing you'll ever play, and you'll also be giga restricted.
to Bowser, and in turn, I can time travel!Wish granted, but you cannot undo time traveling, which means time traveling 100 years back means you will be stuck in 1926, and time traveling 100 years later means you will be stuck in 2126.
to Bowser, and AI will never end the world.wish granted, but orientation will attempt to take over, but then get killed by heat waves from ai
i wish to be friends with magolor
wish granted but all the other Kirby characters hate you
to Bowser and people on this topic actually keep the chain going