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[Joke] Online Safety Tips
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4982 pts ★ Budding pilotOn 2026-07-13 at 23:51:59
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Worst user uploaded tracks
On 2026-07-18 at 16:08:44
my tracks
What's your worse Time Trial Time?
On 2026-07-13 at 17:29:05
just share your worst time trial times, i'm currently working on mine in DS Rainbow Road, maybe 999 minutes, or more? 
I'm back guys lg!!!! unbanned
On 2026-07-18 at 01:46:15
how the hecked did you get hacked?
Orientation... WHAT?????
On 2026-07-18 at 03:55:31
Treespectfully what is that pfp? Changing the name and still acting like a NPC/AI/something else doesn't do very much to clear your name
I'm not acting like an AI anymore. And the PFP is the thumbnail for an Amazon Music thumbnail.
I mean.. it's a start but what is this??
I get you're trying to spread positivity or whatever but you do not need to act like a "saviour of mkpc" or whatever you're doing
I get why you say "trying to spread positivity", but the "savior of MKPC" I have no idea why you said that.
i associate with ai by asking it how to treat little kids and bombing houses
1What Are You?
On 2026-07-13 at 16:00:04
an idiot that loves O' Chunks
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118 Years On This Planet + Special Announcement
On 2026-07-14 at 23:26:43
YIPPEE!! 
Thank you moderators of MKPC
Thank you moderators of MKPC
wow your birthday is so special it's a reason to get warned.
On 2026-07-14 at 01:25:19
i just had my sister's spagetti with a stick of butter mixed in with the sauce. your cake will probably be better. happy birthday, dammit!
1What's the absolute worst Mario Kart experience you've ever had?
On 2026-07-14 at 23:21:10
For me it's when my Mom forced me to play Mario Kart with my 5 year old cousin. I was playing alone when he was over and my Mom said no video games or he could play too.
I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
Holy spoiled brat. Tell him i said hi lmao.I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
Anyways, my 6 year old cousin was playing Mario Kart World together and we used single joy-cons, and I decided to do single player on the tv with my pro controller. little did i know, my cousin lost the joy-con SOMEHOW and blamed it on ME!!! since she's younger than me, the littler, the more easy to get what they want.
that's why my other 5 year old cousin that hasn't even discovered electronics yet is my favorite.
What is the stupidiest school rule?
On 2026-07-13 at 19:35:18
hm. back when i had recess, when school was hell...
NO CONTACT ACTIVITIES AT RECESS.
this fucking includes everyday simple child games, tag, duck-duck-goose, etc.
NO CONTACT ACTIVITIES AT RECESS.
this fucking includes everyday simple child games, tag, duck-duck-goose, etc.
3★ MKPC Ninji Championship: Streaming Live on YouTube! ★
On 2026-07-13 at 17:30:36
hm. red ninji!!!
The Failboat Mission
On 2026-07-12 at 22:44:30
I personally think very few people play this game, i mean, has anybody ever counted the members area? i have, and 20 is too small. I want the website to have more people with more hype. This is the failboat mission.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
Good sentiment, dreadful execution. No, we should not go and harass popular streamer failboat in order to get more players on Mario Kart PC. Instead, maybe go to some discord servers you know and tell people you think will like the game about the game, and they might play it. Or maybe just send one or two messages about the game in a friendly manner. Saying that "a ban is worth it" is just ridiculous, because you're implying that the extent of the tts messages would be so rigorous that he and/or his mod team would become at least annoyed by the actions. In popular environments, treat suggestions with respect. This person is taking time and energy out of their day to even acknowledge you, they have 100 other people in line waiting for that shot too, and you're just gonna redeem a bunch of annoying messages that might even do the opposite of what you want. I don't disagree, people do not play this game really, and it's really sad because it's actually better than a lot of games online right now, especially for browser standards. This, however, in my firm, firm opinion, is NOT the plan you should stick to. Respect people's time, and respect people's space. Again, advertisement might not be the worst idea, maybe go to other MK related discords, other online game discords, or any other discord, and politely ask if they would like to know about the game, the website, etc etc. Maybe even introduce your close friends, if you have friends that might like this. You're heart is in the right place though, I for one love to see people caring about the game. ❤
On 2026-07-12 at 18:05:33
yeah, we just gotta wait until somebody donates and their message appears, then we come in and say something like "This livestream is sponsored by Mario Kart PC, etc, etc."
btw this is on twitch
btw this is on twitch
On 2026-07-12 at 16:42:26
I personally think very few people play this game, i mean, has anybody ever counted the members area? i have, and 20 is too small. I want the website to have more people with more hype. This is the failboat mission.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
I will explain more, but we will donate money to failboat in his live chat PRETENDING to sponsor MKPC. This makes it so a Text To Speech thing says this is sponsored by MKPC, etc. We need brave people to donate channel points (is that's what it's called?) with the message. (Be sure not to says MKPC, say Mario Kart PC. We will say it, and if we get banned, it's worth it to get more people on the site.
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