What's the absolute worst Mario Kart experience you've ever had?
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-07-14 at 22:48:34
For me it's when my Mom forced me to play Mario Kart with my 5 year old cousin. I was playing alone when he was over and my Mom said no video games or he could play too.
I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
1On 2026-07-14 at 23:21:10
For me it's when my Mom forced me to play Mario Kart with my 5 year old cousin. I was playing alone when he was over and my Mom said no video games or he could play too.
I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
Holy spoiled brat. Tell him i said hi lmao.I let him play and turned on auto accel and smart steering for him. I let him choose his character and we were racing.
For no reason he got angry when he saw another player and screamed in my face saying "I don't like them!!! Get them out!!!"
My mom, (not knowing anything about Mario kart) said, "well, take the other guys away"
I said I couldn't and she said "That's it, go play outside with you little cousin"
He screamed again saying "I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH"
My mom said, "fine, he can play on your gaming device while you go do something else"
I went to my room upset and angry and covered my ears because all I heard was screaming.
Before you know it he threw my joy cons against the wall and broke them. Worst day ever.
Anyways, my 6 year old cousin was playing Mario Kart World together and we used single joy-cons, and I decided to do single player on the tv with my pro controller. little did i know, my cousin lost the joy-con SOMEHOW and blamed it on ME!!! since she's younger than me, the littler, the more easy to get what they want.
that's why my other 5 year old cousin that hasn't even discovered electronics yet is my favorite.
Yesterday at 01:18:44
when my dad who had only played the game 4 times beat me 
Yesterday at 03:35:33
mario kart 7 on a Dell OptiPlex from around 2011 (it couldn't even support the opengl renderer. 3fps in menus with software)
It had such "good" "audio"
i nearly didnt capitalise the p im a Dell OptiPlex larper
It had such "good" "audio"
i nearly didnt capitalise the p im a Dell OptiPlex larper
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1Yesterday at 09:27:06
The time me and my cousins were playing Mario Kart Wii and then my nephew showed up having a massive tantrum, made my cousin (who was in the lead) lose the race by tripping her up and damn near broke our 20-year-old Wii before my uncle stepped in
Luckily my cousin was fine, my nephew is "only three" (/ref) so he didn't hurt her too much
To be fair though why the fuck was she sitting on a bar stool of all things and not the couch that me and my other cousins were sitting on
Luckily my cousin was fine, my nephew is "only three" (/ref) so he didn't hurt her too much
To be fair though why the fuck was she sitting on a bar stool of all things and not the couch that me and my other cousins were sitting on
Yesterday at 16:25:01
When I first discovered Mario Kart, I used to play MKDS on an emulator on my iPad. My dad would usually limit my playtime to a specific duration. Often, when the time ran out, I hadn't yet finished a cup or a VS Race, so I would reluctantly pause the game to resume the next day. But the following day—for some reason—the game would automatically reset.
And just like that, all the effort I had put in went down the drain.
And just like that, all the effort I had put in went down the drain.
Yesterday at 17:56:51
Several years ago, I went from first to last by getting blue shelled, bumped and billed on the bridge on DK Mountain in the last lap in Mario Kart Wii.
AND I WILL STILL REMEMBER IT AFTER 5 YEARS, IT'S SOMETHING I'LL MOST LIKELY REMEMBER FOREVER.
AND I WILL STILL REMEMBER IT AFTER 5 YEARS, IT'S SOMETHING I'LL MOST LIKELY REMEMBER FOREVER.
Yesterday at 22:25:24
Several years ago, I went from first to last by getting blue shelled, bumped and billed on the bridge on DK Mountain in the last lap in Mario Kart Wii.
AND I WILL STILL REMEMBER IT AFTER 5 YEARS, IT'S SOMETHING I'LL MOST LIKELY REMEMBER FOREVER.
AND I WILL STILL REMEMBER IT AFTER 5 YEARS, IT'S SOMETHING I'LL MOST LIKELY REMEMBER FOREVER.
Bro on DK Mountain I purposely let my 7 year old sister win (since she never wins Mario kart Wii). She was so excited than like 6 months later I told her I purposely fell off the bridge so she could win and she crashed out
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