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Ok on a kinda unrelated note the Lorax is a fucking dumbass. Bro talks about improving the economy and shit but doesn't even understand supply and demand. He cuts down all the trees and doesn’t replant them, if he just replanted them than he would have a constant supply. But no he cuts them all down because he’s too lazy to think about the future. If he was worried about the growing time he could just raise the prices of the thneeds because of the lower supply. So yeah the Lorax is stupid businessman.

EDIT: I mixed up the characters, I ment the Onceler

An poorly disguiseillicit grape vine of course. And what do you deal in buddy? Sharin' is carin' y'know?

I use €.

Best solution for forums is delete them, it could sound like a joke but at this point is a solution lmao.

Why?, well being really honest, just an smal part of this comunnity uses mkpcs forums properly, the rest uses them just for dramas.

And personally i think that mkpc forums are kinda useless, why?, well comparing mkpc forums with mkpc discord server, since both places has the same funtion to allow interact mkpc community, at least in my opinion it would be better if everyone just interacted through discord (following every rule even though only 3 people read them lol), it would be easier to moderate since its only one server compared to now that staff have to moderate both the server and these forums. in the little i've seen, there's less dramas (ignoring the fact that is barely active but is better like that tbh) maybe its due to the age rule or idk.

Anyways, for whoever is reading this, dont overthink this, just the opinion of a random guy from internet that barely speaks, aint any kind of hate message, complain or whatever, just dont get this wrong.

You said that right in front of a non-binary person, epic fail. Also, before anyone says 'BuT gEnDeR iS wHaT's In YoUr PaNtS', I don't wear pants. I wear a skirt. Awesome logic, transphobes, like everyone wears pants.

Episode 1: bar fight

I'm not doing any more prolouges

In the bar a strange group sit together. An elf, a Toad, a shy guy and a cat.

Jenwren: Meow (can you order me a milk?)
Noob: of course I can.

Can I get a milk for the cat?
Bartender: sure.

Off to the side Dietsoda and Fiery are having a conversation.

Fiery: so why do you call people mayflies?
Dietsoda: You do know what a mayfly is?
Fiery: no.
Dietsoda: they are animals, but once they mature they live for only one day.
Fiery: well I've lived longer than a day and I'm an adult.
Dietsoda: to me your lifespan is very *very* short.
Fiery: Oh. That makes more sense.

A conversation between them starts randomly about opinions on fruits.

Noob: Ay, and what of lemons and lime

Meanwhile outside:

IlluZhion: Oh do I love pubbing, although this time it's with some wierdo "friends"
Zombie: bluuuuhhh
IlluZhion: shut up I think I heard something.

IlluZhion stares through the window at a group drinking together, listening intently.

Dietsoda: I detest lemons -

Illuzhion got so agitated he couldn't hear
- they taste so bitter.
Right after the statement.

IlluZhion: Zombies, destory this small establishment

Fiery: Yeah lemons are terrible

At that the door busts open and a horde of zombies approach, some toads, some human. The Bartender screams at the scene unfolding.

Noob: Oh great.

As zombies lurch towards them and arrow slams through ones head, sticking their lifeless reanimated corpse that is now lifeless again, to the wall.

Dietsoda: we must fight or flee.
Jenwren: Meow (the second one)
Noob: I agree
Jenwren: Meow ( I see and exit on the other side of the bar)
Noob: we fight through the horde and get to that door over there. We can use the tables to slow most of the horde from reaching us. We can then disperse into the trees.
Fiery: well we don't have a better option.

From the main entrance a voice can be heard.

Illuzhion: Don't kill the elf, Toad and shy guy that are in a group together, capture them. I would love to torture them afterwards.

Realising now is the best time to execute their plan, the lads (as I will henceforth refer to this group) rush towards the exit jumping from table to table.

Fiery decapitates a Zombie in a clean sweep of his axe while noob, with jenwren clinging onto his shoulder, stabs them with his shortblade and Dietsoda shoots ones that may block their path.

The plan is executed without issue and the lads escape through the door and into the woods.

Fiery: where will we go?
Noob: we can go to shy guy city, it will probably be fine.
Jenwren: Meow (good idea)
Dietsoda: Alright let's go.

The lads begin to walk towards the road to shy guy city, remaining in the shrubbery.

Later:

IlluZhion: Alright zombies, throw the captives to my feet.

All the zombies remaining do not move.

IlluZhion: I'm going to have to talk to Toad about your productivity.

Why did Fiery get more than 2 lines? (he got 7) Why was Illuzhion so agitated? previous events on this site
You probably already know the answers I think.

Also if you didn't show up you will later probably.

Yes I want to be useless, like an NPC

You cannot technically be a whole medieval city walking by..

Episode 0: Nudge:

Nudge steps out of the doorway of his house and walks over to his mailbox.

Nudge: Let's see what I have here.
Donate money to the orphanage that was burned down, why would I throw away my hard-earned cash to reverse what I did?
Want a good meal buy from sweatshop farms, I should probably buy from them if they actually are a sweatshop and if they have carrots.
Ooh a specific letter for me.

Nudge has one of his claws go out and cuts the letter open.

Nudge: hmmm, this says I should hunt down and kill "Lely". I have no clue who they are but I not only want a paycheck but feel as if I should do it.

Wow I have decided to return to this even though it was, at the time of writing, on page 7.

Also: will Nudge find Lely. Have I even written Lely's prologue find out later.

It seemed like a fun thing to debate.

I posted something about Mario Kart Mods, and to post them. A day later and nobody gives their own picked mods to post? What's happening?

It was a joke

I don't know what happened and I don't want to know