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5630 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-10-03 at 16:14:53
i like kirby star allies
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
30 fps doesn't change a game, dammit!
(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2026-10-15 at 00:46:20
to Bowser and RD will be forbidden in Mario kart PCWish granted! But as a result the whole game collapses.
to Bowser and-- Wait a minute I'm forbidden from making any more wishes!(Someone help plz?
Unrelated btw but I was reading Dinosaur Comics and listening to music at the same time, and when I read the word "tacos" on the last panel I was listening to Stalemate; more specifically the part... you should know what I'm talking about)
wish not granted, there is no wish, therefore there's no wish for me either
(dammit i wanted to wish for bowser to go through 7 layers of hell)
On 2026-10-10 at 20:25:04
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.Wish granted, but the wrong images show
I give a life to Bowser, and intern I want Mario Kart Double Dash to come to GameCube online
Wish granted, but it'll be the laggiest unfunnest thing you'll ever play, and you'll also be giga restricted.
to Bowser, and in turn, I can time travel!Wish granted, but you cannot undo time traveling, which means time traveling 100 years back means you will be stuck in 1926, and time traveling 100 years later means you will be stuck in 2126.
to Bowser, and AI will never end the world.wish granted, but orientation will attempt to take over, but then get killed by heat waves from ai
i wish to be friends with magolor
On 2026-09-25 at 01:55:44
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic 
Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
wish granted but you can no longer make a wish on this topic
to Bowser in exchange for free early access to all Nintendo gamesWish granted, but they will all be buggy and unfinished!
to Bowser, and in exchange, I will get popular!Wish granted... but then I'll become the most popular due to my awesome track!
to bonger, but then i'll whack 'em in the head with a... uh... La-piss Hammer from Super Kirby Clash!What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-11-04 at 23:50:03
Some kid from Hotel Translavania (ik i mispelled): "Say hi, bob!"
Bob: "Hi, Bob."
Chat: You can't spell Failboat without the L.
Failboat: Well, you can't spell Wuh-Failboat without the W.
*fails at the easiest puzzle*
Failboat: I'm an idiot.
Bob: "Hi, Bob."
Chat: You can't spell Failboat without the L.
Failboat: Well, you can't spell Wuh-Failboat without the W.
*fails at the easiest puzzle*
Failboat: I'm an idiot.
On 2026-10-27 at 00:57:21
beam attack!
ooo im glad i missed
ill get em next time
beam attack!!
haha!
maybe this will hit him!
BEAM ATTA-
(dies)
ooo im glad i missed
ill get em next time
beam attack!!
haha!
maybe this will hit him!
BEAM ATTA-
(dies)
On 2026-10-18 at 23:00:51
we are farmers bum bum bum bum bum bum
On 2026-07-23 at 20:22:35
CABBAGE!!!
On 2026-07-14 at 02:32:58
The Idea is Simple.
Tower of Babel
On 2026-10-28 at 21:49:42
Ich meine, das ist so die Herkunft meiner Familie...
og dette også.
og dette også.
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-10-22 at 00:41:59
piss shell
makes the victim hit by it get eliminated from the race by lakitu for smelling bad
makes the victim hit by it get eliminated from the race by lakitu for smelling bad
On 2026-08-20 at 01:42:36
Ban Shell. A disguised green shell but the person that gets hit by it get's permabanned and they have 30 days to explain the mods and admins they don't have a skill issue by being hit by a fucking green shell.
Your birthday, your Mario Kart track
On 2026-09-24 at 18:21:55
fuck donut plains 2
mnl's quizshow
On 2026-10-24 at 18:43:06
holy shit they're multipling
me joins
me joins
Music
On 2026-10-03 at 20:24:00
megalovania toby fox obviously
under my control by juno songs
this is not a song, its a sandwich! by psychostick
under my control by juno songs
this is not a song, its a sandwich! by psychostick
[Joke] Online Safety Tips
On 2026-11-04 at 22:32:12
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
I'm having mixed feelings about the entire topic......
just kidding fucker, i'll never stop!!
On 2026-11-03 at 03:02:40
This topic should be locked!
alright i'll just kills thes funs
1On 2026-07-22 at 14:20:35
Tendo Kiddo can roam the site freely and his account won't be banned
WHO IS TENDO KIDDO?!?! I've seen stuff about him all over the place but I have no idea who he is or what he did!
tendo kiddo is a hacker that hacks accounts and currently has one of the most alt accounts in mkpc history.
On 2026-07-14 at 15:52:24
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
What if we react badly because this is the opposite of what to do, therefore making reacting oppositely make sense?
sure?
On 2026-07-14 at 04:11:24
guys, you don't have to put the joke thing at the bottom, it's already settled with my message. you won't get banned or stuff unless a mod just comes in not reading everything