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[Joke] Online Safety Tips
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5630 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-07-13 at 23:51:59
(This is a joke topic, which is filled with lots of sarcasm, feel free to add on. I do not mean any of this. Stay safe. All this does is simply mocking Orientation's topic that got extremely disliked. It's just for laughs, not disrespect.)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
Always make sure to be safe when using Mario Kart PC. Do this by following these tips.
1. Please leak any personal information.
This makes it so everybody can know you, can always have access to you. You can trust the Mario Kart PC community to have your identity. Don't worry, there aren't any weirdos out there, your parents just say that to let you from having fun. Feel free to say anything about ANYTHING about yourself, so people get to know you.
2. Kindness is a recommendation, not required.
This removes all stress if you think something might be "disrespectful" and the mods might warn/ban you. It also lets you stay loose and let your anger out; all of it, so you can stay calm for the rest of the day. If you still don't have all your anger out, be sure to let it out using... Swears! Say all you want, uncensored!
3. Click on anything.
You probably never click on anything suspisious right? Well, curiousity never killed anybody! Even if you think it's a computer virus or a rickroll, it doesn't matter. Click on everything you see! Plus, Mario Kart PC has the best moderators and admins ever! (kinda) In fact, if you click on something, it might be the greatest thing you'll ever find!
4. It's a joke!!!
In conclusion, you really shouldn't do this shit. Although it sounds so hilarious, just don't, be safe, and have a good time.
(took me about an hour for this, please react positive)
You know something that REALLY pisses me off?
On 2026-11-03 at 02:51:25
You read the title. Something that really gets me mad is that half of the people on this site doesn't even play the game, it's main purpose. They just stay on the forum all day, not even playing the game. If you're gonna just stay on the forum and not do anything else get the hell out of here and go to some other forum not on MKPC because you're just making a waste of space. 'Oh it's boring' 'Oh you're just doing the same thing' 'oh reverse drifting isnt fair' if you're like that LEAVE. Clearly this is NOT for you bro...
what dose it pee you off?. and I can't say P!$$
piss piss fuckass bitch
whoops a loose mouth there, uh play the game!!
1On 2026-11-02 at 22:27:09
You read the title. Something that really gets me mad is that half of the people on this site doesn't even play the game, it's main purpose. They just stay on the forum all day, not even playing the game. If you're gonna just stay on the forum and not do anything else get the hell out of here and go to some other forum not on MKPC because you're just making a waste of space. 'Oh it's boring' 'Oh you're just doing the same thing' 'oh reverse drifting isnt fair' if you're like that LEAVE. Clearly this is NOT for you bro...
I feel like people universally agree on this. I've seen this problem mentioned countless times on the website. Not to mention the word "forum" isn't even in the name of the game.
Genuinely. Many people has been talking about this, it's a problem and I hate it. I want to solve this so bad but I can't really do anything about it other than just complain.
you convinced meh i'll do stuff
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1New Codename in nintendo files
On 2026-11-03 at 22:56:49
Super Piss Red E-Italian Dead
IT'S WARIO LAND, OPEN WORLD!!!
IT'S WARIO LAND, OPEN WORLD!!!
What were you for Halloween?
On 2026-11-01 at 14:38:13
a fucking cob of corn
5What do you want in the next Mario game?
On 2026-11-01 at 02:22:09
mario and sonic and luigi and bowser and magolor and donkey kong and R.O.B. and master hand and karl marx and tails and rick astley at the autumn fitness test
Welcome to the Autumn Fitness Test, where the leaves are crisp, the stakes are nonexistent, and the roster makes absolutely zero canonical sense.
The whistle blows, the clipboard is ready, and the results of the physical assessment are in.
🏃♂️ The 100-Meter Dash
• Sonic the Hedgehog (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F07656&q=Sonic+the+Hedgehog) & Tails (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F01h4t2&q=Tails): Finished the race, went to a local diner, ordered chili dogs, and came back before the stopwatch could even register a single second. 10/10.
• Mario (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzx2&q=Mario) & Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi): Kept performing long jumps and backward somersaults down the track. Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi) accidentally clipped into a wall and was disqualified for exploiting a glitch. 7/10.
• Donkey Kong (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_pj&q=Donkey+Kong): Instead of running, he just curled into a ball and rolled down the lane, shattering the track’s concrete boundary. 8/10.
• Rick Astley (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F029kz0&q=Rick+Astley): Ran at a perfectly steady, rhythmic jog. He pacing was flawless because you already know: he's never gonna run around and desert you. 10/10 for reliability.
🏋️♂️ The Max-Weight Bench Press
• Bowser (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_8p&q=Bowser): Walked up to the barbell, got angry that it wouldn't move on its own, breathed fire on it, and melted the weights into a puddle of molten iron. Failed the lift, but won the intimidation factor. 0/10.
• Master Hand (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fg%2F120ylk2m&q=Master+Hand): Didn't even use the barbell. He just clenched his fingers into a massive fist and started bench-pressing the actual floor of the gym. Cosmic strength. 10/10.
• R.O.B.: His robotic gears whirred loudly as he attempted to lift. He suffered a hydraulic failure, beeped a sad 8-bit melody, and required immediate maintenance. 2/10.
• Magolor: Deceptively floated over the bench press, cast a dark magical vortex, and levitated the weights effortlessly. The judges are currently reviewing the rulebook to see if cosmic sorcery counts as a performance-enhancing drug. 9/10.
🤸♂️ The Sit-and-Reach Flexibility Test
Karl Marx (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F048cl&q=Karl+Marx): Strikingly crossed out from the roster. It turns out he refused to participate in a fitness test that inherently ranks individuals based on their physical capital, arguing that the athletic gains should be distributed equally among the entire roster. He spent the afternoon distributing pamphlets by the water fountain instead. Disqualified.
Should we move on to the Agility Shuttle Run, or do you want to see how this chaotic crew handles the Post-Workout Nutrition Buffet?
The whistle blows, the clipboard is ready, and the results of the physical assessment are in.
🏃♂️ The 100-Meter Dash
• Sonic the Hedgehog (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F07656&q=Sonic+the+Hedgehog) & Tails (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F01h4t2&q=Tails): Finished the race, went to a local diner, ordered chili dogs, and came back before the stopwatch could even register a single second. 10/10.
• Mario (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzx2&q=Mario) & Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi): Kept performing long jumps and backward somersaults down the track. Luigi (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0kzwm&q=Luigi) accidentally clipped into a wall and was disqualified for exploiting a glitch. 7/10.
• Donkey Kong (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_pj&q=Donkey+Kong): Instead of running, he just curled into a ball and rolled down the lane, shattering the track’s concrete boundary. 8/10.
• Rick Astley (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F029kz0&q=Rick+Astley): Ran at a perfectly steady, rhythmic jog. He pacing was flawless because you already know: he's never gonna run around and desert you. 10/10 for reliability.
🏋️♂️ The Max-Weight Bench Press
• Bowser (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F0k_8p&q=Bowser): Walked up to the barbell, got angry that it wouldn't move on its own, breathed fire on it, and melted the weights into a puddle of molten iron. Failed the lift, but won the intimidation factor. 0/10.
• Master Hand (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fg%2F120ylk2m&q=Master+Hand): Didn't even use the barbell. He just clenched his fingers into a massive fist and started bench-pressing the actual floor of the gym. Cosmic strength. 10/10.
• R.O.B.: His robotic gears whirred loudly as he attempted to lift. He suffered a hydraulic failure, beeped a sad 8-bit melody, and required immediate maintenance. 2/10.
• Magolor: Deceptively floated over the bench press, cast a dark magical vortex, and levitated the weights effortlessly. The judges are currently reviewing the rulebook to see if cosmic sorcery counts as a performance-enhancing drug. 9/10.
🤸♂️ The Sit-and-Reach Flexibility Test
Karl Marx (https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=%2Fm%2F048cl&q=Karl+Marx): Strikingly crossed out from the roster. It turns out he refused to participate in a fitness test that inherently ranks individuals based on their physical capital, arguing that the athletic gains should be distributed equally among the entire roster. He spent the afternoon distributing pamphlets by the water fountain instead. Disqualified.
Should we move on to the Agility Shuttle Run, or do you want to see how this chaotic crew handles the Post-Workout Nutrition Buffet?
RECOMMEND YOUR MUSIC VIDEOS
On 2026-11-01 at 22:20:51
i wanted to do this as a joke very badly...
How to find the VR calculator of MKPC
On 2026-11-01 at 14:41:02
The Link dose not work And it's Most likely a lie so This topic is useless
All you do is lie
All you do is lie
now your just being a piece of shit
whoa it works now
"What do you like more?" topic
On 2026-10-18 at 18:51:55
heh
67 (mario facepalm)
hell (mario_dead)
holy shit i didn't know it was that bad
67 (mario facepalm)
hell (mario_dead)
holy shit i didn't know it was that bad
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7What is your biggest phobia?
On 2026-10-29 at 00:35:16
Apparently, people fear me due to guilt of association.
ai-association-phobia
1On 2026-10-11 at 19:15:08
i have megalovania
On 2026-09-09 at 02:34:40
phbioa-or-however-you-spell-it of getting killed at anytime, even inside school and cars, and etc.
(i've watched too much dateline)
(i've watched too much dateline)
Have you ever done something you regret?
On 2026-10-30 at 23:32:49
uh i dunno... i'm a good boy.
1Assays' Answers! (Quizshow)
On 2026-10-25 at 20:40:13
Okay, second question:
What was the first Nintendo game that Mario himself appeared in?
You got 12 hours to answer.
What was the first Nintendo game that Mario himself appeared in?
You got 12 hours to answer.
donkey kong
i fucking swear if you mean mario, not jumpman
1On 2026-10-24 at 20:14:32
Alright, first question:
How many Pokémon generations are there currently, as of writing this message?
You got 24 hours to answer.
How many Pokémon generations are there currently, as of writing this message?
You got 24 hours to answer.
10 Generations???
9 is scarlet and violet, 10 is winds and waves (new one)
1On 2026-10-24 at 18:04:25
huh. sounds familiar...
me joins
me joins
Scratch Game
On 2026-10-25 at 00:42:44
I would try to help, but the problem is that I don't understand a word of Spanish 😅
me too, but yeah, i'm somewhat good at scratch, so i could help.
Report a wrong translation
On 2026-10-29 at 00:41:36
what really fucking bothers me...
"quoting" somebody...
it's js so weird that it's quote and not reply.
anyways since you might know better english now, you might need to check ALL of mkpc's text files and see whats wrong.
"quoting" somebody...
it's js so weird that it's quote and not reply.
anyways since you might know better english now, you might need to check ALL of mkpc's text files and see whats wrong.
Share your Screenshots of Game Files You have!
Try to guess the Mario Kart track using only emojis
On 2026-10-15 at 02:08:11
🌈🪐
🛎️🚇
🟪⚫️🎰
🛁🚽🚿🧴
🗿⛰️
🛎️🚇
🟪⚫️🎰
🛁🚽🚿🧴
🗿⛰️easy
3: Waluigi Pinball
4: Squeaky Clean Cleanway or whatever
5: Moe-eye Motorway, that iconic one from Mario Kart Tour.
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