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8383 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-05-25 at 05:37:32
yall some faggots if u report not gonna lie , real mens handle their buisiness without gossiping , if you have a problem with a member u need to take matters into your own hand and beat them up violently like a real man
. quit being a fokin faggot ass weasel
. quit being a fokin faggot ass weasel
PRIMETIME again stating absolute facts 🔥
On 2024-05-20 at 22:38:30
Inappropiate username? @fuckisrael
It does discourage isreal, but it has the f word in it.
It does discourage isreal, but it has the f word in it.
Oh no!
Anyways...
Anarchy Chess
On 2024-08-03 at 23:23:46
1.. nf6 
On 2024-08-02 at 04:27:52
1. nf3
NEW PROJECT: Mario Kart Arcade GP PC
On 2022-03-08 at 19:54:54
Wanna put your racing skills to the test? Wanna compete against real people? Feel like celebrating Mar10 Day, but don't know how? Look no further than the Mario Kart Arcade GP PC Superstars Tournament! 8-16 people will compete against each other in 4 teams, hoping to win bragging rights. Signups are open now, and I promise that this time, I won't cancel the tournament due to lack of interest. I might even send invitations to some of the most skilled players. But for now, feel free to invite your friends to compete.
it will probably be difficult to find 8-16 players for this event, just letting you know now
MKPC Update Suggestions
On 2024-04-03 at 01:23:38
Idk if anybody put this but A RD category and a Snaking category for TT
snaking boring
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-01-06 at 08:25:22
That was the purest thing I've heard all day
that is NOT the purest thing you've heard all day. stop trying to farm comments to get to 10k.
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1On 2024-01-05 at 23:57:56
Sky, you know? Sky, you know?
And beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, uh, uh
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
And beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Sky, you know?
They just don’t fall out the sky, you know?
They so valuable
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
And beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Yeezy, how you doin', huh?
Beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, uh, uh
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
And beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Tell me how you know
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Sky, you know?
They just don’t fall out the sky, you know?
They so valuable
I been searchin' high and low
And I can tell you one thing
Beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know?
2Denver Broncos Information
On 2024-10-09 at 04:05:21
What does it have to do with Nintendo???
he is a bot
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1/!\ MKPC CT Lounge
On 2024-07-26 at 22:59:54
Nice on mates
Thanks mate.
I didn't make the maps
The MKPC Awards August
On 2024-08-05 at 00:44:14
why is senko here when he literally is the worst user in mkpc history? if you ask me, someone like @PRlMETIME or @Coach_Andy should be on this list because they actually are good people who are making the community better.
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1HEEEEEE'SSSSSS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
On 2024-08-08 at 03:19:32
Why are you impersonating @PRlMETIME? What's wrong with you?
Though I understand as the PRIMETIME Esports Team continues to grow, many people take joy out of impersonating famous people.
Speaking of which, I would like to announce that we are seeking new members to join this prestigious club. To join, all you have to do is prove yourself a worthy competitor in the CT Project Lounge. I strongly recommend this to anyone who knows how to reverse drift.
But back to the topic at hand, I think the reason you are impersonating him is because you are jealous of the millions of dollars he has made by founding the most famous team in MKPC history.
Not everyone can be PRIMETIME.
Though I understand as the PRIMETIME Esports Team continues to grow, many people take joy out of impersonating famous people.
Speaking of which, I would like to announce that we are seeking new members to join this prestigious club. To join, all you have to do is prove yourself a worthy competitor in the CT Project Lounge. I strongly recommend this to anyone who knows how to reverse drift.
But back to the topic at hand, I think the reason you are impersonating him is because you are jealous of the millions of dollars he has made by founding the most famous team in MKPC history.
Not everyone can be PRIMETIME.
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1Small advice for MKPC greatness
On 2024-08-02 at 20:47:19
My apologies, @Nodac64. You are a superstar of this game, and I was rushing to type the message so our rival organization (Ahmad Elkhuffash Inc.) wouldn’t sweep in and steal Coach Andy by offering a contract of their own.
I would like to announce a new signing for us at PRIMETIME Esports Team:
JPG (also known as JEANPEGE, and the current time trial champion) is joining the team on a 10 year/ 827 million dollar contract to play with our team. We stole him from PANDEMOLDE94’s team by throwing 82.7 million dollars a year at him, and he is now going to tear apart the CT Project Mogi Lounge by joining our elite squad of Fways, Nodac64 and Kernell (our minimum contract player).
I would like to announce a new signing for us at PRIMETIME Esports Team:
JPG (also known as JEANPEGE, and the current time trial champion) is joining the team on a 10 year/ 827 million dollar contract to play with our team. We stole him from PANDEMOLDE94’s team by throwing 82.7 million dollars a year at him, and he is now going to tear apart the CT Project Mogi Lounge by joining our elite squad of Fways, Nodac64 and Kernell (our minimum contract player).
On 2024-08-02 at 05:57:48
To be a good person in daily life, it's essential to maintain a healthy lifestyle and stay mentally active to seize the opportunities that come our way. Many members are very talented, but it's crucial that we work together to avoid complacency and maintain a collective momentum that will help us progress. This new culture of MKPC aims to ignite the spark within us so we can shine brightly.
Thank you for this quote. Your account has come to the attention of me and another user, @PRlMETIME. We are former masters of the game, and are world renowned for helping other users achive maximum potential due to gradual mindset shifting. So, we would like to offer you a 5 year/100 million dollar contract to come be a team motivator for our MKPC Esports Team. We have signed some of the biggest names, including @Kyrios (a hall of famer), @Fways (the current GOAT), @Kernell (a player who needs a lot of improvement but he will one day become a superstar) and an upcoming player @Nodac64. So, what do you say? Will we make MKPC GREAT AGAIN?
221im depressed.
On 2024-01-03 at 21:13:02
Losing at a Smash Bros. tournament can be incredibly tough, and it's completely understandable that you're feeling down. Depression is a serious condition, and if you're experiencing it, it's important to reach out for professional help. However, there are also some steps you can take to bounce back from this loss and get back into the Smash Bros. scene. Here are some tips:
Acknowledge and Process Your Feelings:
Don't suppress your emotions: Bottling up your disappointment and frustration can make things worse. Allow yourself to feel sad, angry, or whatever else comes up. Talk to a friend, family member, or therapist about how you're feeling.
Identify the source of your depression: Is it the loss itself, or something else that the loss triggered? Understanding the root cause can help you address it more effectively.
Focus on the Positives:
Remember why you love Smash Bros.: Is it the competition, the community, the challenge of improving? Reconnect with the things that bring you joy about the game.
Celebrate your progress: Even if you didn't win, did you make any good plays? Learn from your mistakes and focus on how you can improve next time.
Take a Break and Recharge:
Don't rush back into competitive play: Give yourself some time to process the loss and de-stress.
MKPC WR History Sheet (2019-present)
On 2024-06-22 at 21:16:43
yes, i’ve been a bit busy so for some maps there are new wrs that I haven’t yet updated.
if you end up automating the WR history, it would be extremely cool and it would make updating the sheet a lot easier!
if you end up automating the WR history, it would be extremely cool and it would make updating the sheet a lot easier!
On 2024-06-18 at 21:28:41
Thanks to Fways, I corrected a mistake that combined the WRs of James8 & Weby.
The total WR list is now:
1 Ahmad - 513
2 Infi - 483
3 Kirio - 291
4 JPG - 271
5 Hgt - 190
6 Fways - 110
7 Weby - 106
8 Serena - 84
9 Anthcny - 45
10 James8 - 26
Fways moves up to #6 on the total WR list, Weby is now at #7, and James8 is now at #10, with 26.
The total WR list is now:
1 Ahmad - 513
2 Infi - 483
3 Kirio - 291
4 JPG - 271
5 Hgt - 190
6 Fways - 110
7 Weby - 106
8 Serena - 84
9 Anthcny - 45
10 James8 - 26
Fways moves up to #6 on the total WR list, Weby is now at #7, and James8 is now at #10, with 26.
On 2024-06-16 at 04:12:05
MKPC WR HISTORY GOOGLE SHEET
HEAVILY inspired by https://mkwrs.com, https://www.mkleaderboards.com and other world record history preservation sites, I've made this google sheet as a way to preserve this game's history.
I've compiled all WR's since 2019 (and 4/4/20 for DS maps), and put them into a spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSDptHRcEBWxnPMRBusD25fpTiWoeQcF7ZCnGxzRFnKq8sE5aQdHv8X8NiouloRkIU58PZFX3mJ9B4S/pubhtml#.
I first arrived to this game in 2021, and less than 2 months after joining the community, I was curious about creating this WR history sheet. With the help of Wargor in October '23, I've been able to create this (in reality I started it then stopped then continued in june of this year). Huge credits to Wargor and another player, Kirio, as he did this with the old engine back in 2018. He also contributed to the sheet, so big thanks for that as well.
You may be asking, why not just use the WR history already featured on the site?
Well, there's a few problems that I had with the current WR History. First, it's pretty difficult to navigate the page, and I wanted there to be statistics about each track, similar to mkwrs (this is yet to be implemented on this sheet, but I hope to expand this in the future). Another reason why I made this independent sheet is to add WR videos for viewing, since (right now) you aren't able to view these old WRs. Now, the problem with this is that the WR's from 2019 won't have videos, but I'm hoping to start recording & uploading more of the new ones to YouTube so that in the future if players are curious about old WRs, they can simply click on the video in the sheet.
HELP/How to Navigate
To navigate through the sheet, simply click the different pages at the top of the screen. Each page corresponds to a different cup. If you want to see some overall statistics about the WR's, find the "Stats" tab at the top. There, you will see who has the most WRs (Ahmad) and longest lasting WRs (JPG). More stats are on the way! To view the video of a run, press the white, underlined text. Most runs do not have recorded runs, but I'm hoping to start recording more of the new WRs.
If you have any questions/corrections to be made to this sheet, please reply to this topic or contact me on the MKPC Discord in the #tryhard channel. My discord username is blitzed_zed, so feel free to mention me if you have any suggestions.
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4I analysed the time trial leaderboards
On 2024-06-22 at 19:39:58
Very interesting, though there's one minor issue-
In the case of SNES BC2, there's currently a WR tie. JPG got a time of 41.741 on Feb 7, while Ahmad did the same 41.741 on the day after, February 8th. For some reason, though, Ahmad's time shows up ahead of JPG's.
On the list there it shows Ahmad's record as 865 days, which is correct. It didn't find the JPG time which has actually stood for a longer time (by one day). I'm guessing it's because MKPC shows the JPG time as "#2", instead of a tie for #1 (https://mkpc.malahieude.net/classement.php?cc=150&map=10)
This is a minor issue, though, and it's still very interesting! I'd love to see this be done analyzing the entire WR history of the game (using https://mkpc.malahieude.net/wrHistory.php?map=10&cc=150), but that may be a bit difficult to make.
In the case of SNES BC2, there's currently a WR tie. JPG got a time of 41.741 on Feb 7, while Ahmad did the same 41.741 on the day after, February 8th. For some reason, though, Ahmad's time shows up ahead of JPG's.
On the list there it shows Ahmad's record as 865 days, which is correct. It didn't find the JPG time which has actually stood for a longer time (by one day). I'm guessing it's because MKPC shows the JPG time as "#2", instead of a tie for #1 (https://mkpc.malahieude.net/classement.php?cc=150&map=10)
This is a minor issue, though, and it's still very interesting! I'd love to see this be done analyzing the entire WR history of the game (using https://mkpc.malahieude.net/wrHistory.php?map=10&cc=150), but that may be a bit difficult to make.
Why people are leaving
On 2024-06-14 at 22:03:06
there is a dude called fukeisrael online for heavens sake
hello
