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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-04-16 at 00:09:47
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
On 2026-04-14 at 02:33:43
"And now, for Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: Squidward's House Party! With your host: Z E U S T H E G U I T A R L O R D "
totally makes sense
totally makes sense
On 2026-04-13 at 14:23:27
Some weird version of that one meme my friend made up:
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
4On 2026-04-09 at 02:39:22
'Poo is a very strong word in any language'
On 2026-02-09 at 13:47:58
"I am hEaLtHcArE, youR P-personal BaYmAx companion-" -Baymax
On 2025-11-09 at 00:49:48
Sandy: "I like karate!"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
On 2025-06-17 at 17:03:37
"Tilt your Wii Remote to steer" Mrs. Puff, 2010
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
1On 2025-03-24 at 18:28:30
"You don't smell like Santa... You smell like beef and cheese" -Buddy the elf
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-06-30 at 03:04:35
The Race Flag /.png)
It gives the user +1 lap for absolutely free. A small chance of being obtainable in dead last.
It gives the user +1 lap for absolutely free. A small chance of being obtainable in dead last.
On 2026-05-31 at 15:19:35
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
Doesn't Mario help you if you're Luigi in the New Soup games?
On 2026-02-08 at 15:47:31
Dud bill: A bullet bill, but it ran out of gas, making it unable to move.
On 2025-03-19 at 13:43:23
The reverse shock!
It makes everyone bigger for a few seconds!
It makes everyone bigger for a few seconds!
Share Your Custom Decors!
On 2026-06-23 at 04:56:16
Does someone have a good minecart decor? (Like a real minecart NOT a Minecraft minecart)
What would you want it to do? Move around the track like a car? Just stay in place and be an obstacle? Be in the background with no hitbox? Whichever one it is, I could try my hand at this if you want
On 2026-03-24 at 16:13:31
Here's a lava bubble .png)
decor if anyone wants to use it.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=56652&collab=dOHfd9l7tsiR8J7n7JLM87Zh
It uses the Monty Mole decor as a base.
decor if anyone wants to use it.https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editDecor.php?id=56652&collab=dOHfd9l7tsiR8J7n7JLM87Zh
It uses the Monty Mole decor as a base.
/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\ (New)
On 2026-06-10 at 03:48:03
It was his only message on the forum, the mods deleted it by now, but he was talking about some British casino website.
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On 2026-04-25 at 14:36:37
@TheAutists
Has made some very insensitive comments on the forum, and uhh... look at his description.
Has made some very insensitive comments on the forum, and uhh... look at his description.
1On 2026-04-19 at 14:06:04
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?id=213740
I'm pretty sure it is a alternative account of https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?id=189916
I'm pretty sure it is a alternative account of https://mkpc.malahieude.net/profil.php?id=189916
No, @ToadetteFromWiiCube is his sister, he has confirmed this.
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1On 2026-04-06 at 14:27:16
This circuit does not use a unique image:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=220476
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=220476
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