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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-05-31 at 15:19:35
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
Doesn't Mario help you if you're Luigi in the New Soup games?
On 2026-02-08 at 15:47:31
Dud bill: A bullet bill, but it ran out of gas, making it unable to move.
On 2025-03-19 at 13:43:23
The reverse shock!
It makes everyone bigger for a few seconds!
It makes everyone bigger for a few seconds!
Shower thoughts
On 2026-06-12 at 00:14:57
Can blind people also be colorblind without knowing it?
On 2025-03-22 at 15:26:01
How come your feet smell and your nose runs?
How come Iceland is green and Greenland is icy?
How come you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Nothing makes sense anymore...
How come Iceland is green and Greenland is icy?
How come you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Nothing makes sense anymore...
On 2025-03-22 at 14:34:12
if there's mariokart what about kartless mario
what about kart mario?
you mean mario in kart form? that's funny
Umm... Actually that one's also real. They made a Hotwheels car of Mario once. (And I have it)
I don't know how I feel about that...
My army of Mario cars!
On 2025-03-13 at 12:54:09
if there's mariokart what about kartless mario
what about kart mario?
you mean mario in kart form? that's funny
Umm... Actually that one's also real. They made a Hotwheels car of Mario once. (And I have it)
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-07-19 at 02:20:32
"Sandy always says 'something something science,'
and who are we to argue with science?"
and who are we to argue with science?"
On 2026-07-17 at 00:44:40
"You're all getting replaced!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
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"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
*
*"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
On 2026-07-16 at 03:11:24
"We must surgically remove this patient from the hallway
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
On 2026-07-12 at 19:28:50
Funny The Incredibles Quotes Because I Watched It Yesterday:
"WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!"
"Hey, ya gotta admit this is pretty cool!"
"Honey!! Where's my super suit?"
"Yeah! Faster, Faster! Okay, slow down a bit, make it close!"
"Coincidence?? I think NOT!"
"This message will now self-destruct."
"See?? Now you respect me because I'm a threat."
"He won't be needing those old pajamas he used to wear."
"The villains are going to destroy Mom and Dad's marriage??"
"He'll live..."
"I'll be the best - but only by a little bit!"
"WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!"
"Hey, ya gotta admit this is pretty cool!"
"Honey!! Where's my super suit?"
"Yeah! Faster, Faster! Okay, slow down a bit, make it close!"
"Coincidence?? I think NOT!"
"This message will now self-destruct."
"See?? Now you respect me because I'm a threat."
"He won't be needing those old pajamas he used to wear."
"The villains are going to destroy Mom and Dad's marriage??"
"He'll live..."
"I'll be the best - but only by a little bit!"
On 2026-07-11 at 14:45:30
"It's over Annakin
I have the high ground"
I have the high ground"
On 2026-07-03 at 19:56:34
"MOLE PEOPLE NEVER DIE!!!"
On 2026-07-02 at 23:08:53
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On 2026-06-30 at 23:49:17
"I'm a winner, here's my prize
You're a loser who sits and cries"
You're a loser who sits and cries"
On 2026-06-29 at 02:50:32
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
"The idea ISN'T simple.
That's right, it's not simple."
-also Failboat
3On 2026-06-27 at 04:28:13
Hi, we're here for 'so much fun, it's a crime'?
On 2026-06-21 at 19:02:27
Yes, I say Yoh-shi and not Yo-shi
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
On 2026-06-21 at 17:57:07
And now, a quote from my brain at 3am when I couldn't sleep:
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
On 2026-06-14 at 20:28:18
"You wouldn't wanna talk to employee resources, now would you Squidward?"
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."