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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-07-19 at 02:20:32
"Sandy always says 'something something science,'
and who are we to argue with science?"
and who are we to argue with science?"
On 2026-07-17 at 00:44:40
"You're all getting replaced!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
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"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
*gasps*
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a dime on a Buzz Lightweight toy"
"Where's the rebel base??"
"Watch out!! He's got an ion blaster!!"
"Watch out!! He's got a dinosaur?"
"Watch out!! He's got a chicken!!"
"C o u l d s o m e b o d y p l e a s e e x p l a i n w h a t 's g o i n g o n ?"
"Woody once told me life is only worth living on an uncharted planet!"
"..."
"Well this sucks"
"Cookin' some delicious hot bonding strip??"
"Prospector, this is Abraham Lincoln!"
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*"Evil doctor porkchop!"
"He's been trained by Zurg himself!"
"Ooh, hohohokay, so you wanna do it the hard way huh?"
"Potato Head is a biiig joke!"
"The only thing important now is" *attacks Woody-*
"The only thing important now is bondin-"
"The only thing important now is that we stick together."
"No."
"Okay Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?"
"No."
"Hmm...
I don't wanna play with you anymore-"
"YaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd sale!"
"Well, if it isn't BUZZ, BUZZ, and BUZZ"
"I'll tell you what's not FAIR?! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf and watching every other FAIR be sold! Now my FARE is finally paid off, and I don't want some lousy cowboy doll to mess that up for me!"
"I am officially creeped out."
"FAIR!"
On 2026-07-16 at 03:11:24
"We must surgically remove this patient from the hallway
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
to get to the Nutty Nut Bar."
On 2026-07-12 at 19:28:50
Funny The Incredibles Quotes Because I Watched It Yesterday:
"WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!"
"Hey, ya gotta admit this is pretty cool!"
"Honey!! Where's my super suit?"
"Yeah! Faster, Faster! Okay, slow down a bit, make it close!"
"Coincidence?? I think NOT!"
"This message will now self-destruct."
"See?? Now you respect me because I'm a threat."
"He won't be needing those old pajamas he used to wear."
"The villains are going to destroy Mom and Dad's marriage??"
"He'll live..."
"I'll be the best - but only by a little bit!"
"WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!"
"Hey, ya gotta admit this is pretty cool!"
"Honey!! Where's my super suit?"
"Yeah! Faster, Faster! Okay, slow down a bit, make it close!"
"Coincidence?? I think NOT!"
"This message will now self-destruct."
"See?? Now you respect me because I'm a threat."
"He won't be needing those old pajamas he used to wear."
"The villains are going to destroy Mom and Dad's marriage??"
"He'll live..."
"I'll be the best - but only by a little bit!"
On 2026-07-11 at 14:45:30
"It's over Annakin
I have the high ground"
I have the high ground"
On 2026-07-03 at 19:56:34
"MOLE PEOPLE NEVER DIE!!!"
On 2026-07-02 at 23:08:53
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On 2026-06-30 at 23:49:17
"I'm a winner, here's my prize
You're a loser who sits and cries"
You're a loser who sits and cries"
On 2026-06-29 at 02:50:32
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
-Failboat
"The idea ISN'T simple.
That's right, it's not simple."
-also Failboat
3On 2026-06-27 at 04:28:13
Hi, we're here for 'so much fun, it's a crime'?
On 2026-06-21 at 19:02:27
Yes, I say Yoh-shi and not Yo-shi
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
On 2026-06-21 at 17:57:07
And now, a quote from my brain at 3am when I couldn't sleep:
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
On 2026-06-14 at 20:28:18
"You wouldn't wanna talk to employee resources, now would you Squidward?"
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
On 2026-06-11 at 18:17:36
"LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
On 2026-06-03 at 02:03:36
'' YES! YES, THIS IS HE!
W H A T ' S T H A T Y O U W A N T M E T O T A L K L O U D E R ?! O K A Y !! ,,
W H A T ' S T H A T Y O U W A N T M E T O T A L K L O U D E R ?! O K A Y !! ,,
On 2026-05-31 at 15:24:22
"My name is Shawn, I am 16"
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
On 2026-05-08 at 17:55:13
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
On 2026-05-08 at 13:28:07
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
1On 2026-04-16 at 22:11:05
"We better check this out, it might be copyright infringement!" -that one TMNT episode
On 2026-04-16 at 13:07:02
"Imagine going someplace because someone on a Mario Kart fangame said it was cool" -@-GamerGuy-
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