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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-01-17 at 03:39:18
So basically Space for Anything 3?🤔
thats the bloody name
OMG he said bloody he briish send the nukes hit the griddy tell him football is soccer wthhhhhh
@TheNudgyHampter @osc-omb @Fiery @xrunner48 @Dietsoda @Pixel @Princess_Tsurara (kinda) @ChocoM1lk
Nah to me it's soccer lol
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2What are some fears you had or still have
On 2024-01-16 at 19:42:58
I have anuptaphobia (the fear of being single) which started when I started feeling depressed and overly clingy, it's really difficult to deal with since it means I basically have trouble breaking off relationships (so I'm prone to staying in toxic/catfishing relationships), and I also tend to look for love almost instantly after if I do break off a relationship. It's basically covert Stockholm syndrome I guess 
On 2024-01-09 at 03:30:11
1[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
On 2024-01-16 at 09:22:24
Thinking of closing character applications if all I'm gonna get from now on is immature people applying (e.g Yellow)
1On 2024-01-15 at 05:47:07
Name: YelloyKoopa
Color: Yelloy
Personality: Get A Sigma. Don’t care if people insuit him. Being an meme. Golden Koopa Right Hand.
Any abilities or weapons: Golden Hammer To Turn People Into Gold Bars.
Gender: Boy (Male)
Height: IDK
Weight class: Light (imagine calling me short 💀) (I’m skinny boi)
Color: Yelloy
Personality: Get A Sigma. Don’t care if people insuit him. Being an meme. Golden Koopa Right Hand.
Any abilities or weapons: Golden Hammer To Turn People Into Gold Bars.
Gender: Boy (Male)
Height: IDK
Weight class: Light (imagine calling me short 💀) (I’m skinny boi)
Ooh, what a nice color, totally exists
2On 2024-01-14 at 09:40:24
Gonna come back to this, oh yeah and I have a few announcements:
- Applications are open again!
- The fanfic will be renamed due to the 'Battle' aspect growing too boring, I think this'll be more like Total Drama tbh
- Episode 4 is coming shortly!
1On 2023-11-29 at 20:03:46
Sorry for revive but I need to ask y'all something: Should I remove the battle aspect and rename MKPC Battle? I was writing a part of Episode 4 and I realized that the battle part wouldn't really work and it'd get boring fairly quickly, also I noticed that as I introduced the mechanic it wasn't really reacted upon... so whaddaya think? Should I rename the fanfic and remove the battles, or should I keep it as is?
On 2023-11-05 at 06:31:07
why did I make an annie may refrence 
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?It's even more uncanny because your color's purple, Nudge and StarSplizz were doing some menacing shit in that fight and you got snatched by a shark (yeah I was listening to Jotaro's theme when I made this episode lol)
On 2023-11-04 at 19:45:44
I am NOT having a dance off on the sidelines 💀
stroking where
On 2023-11-04 at 19:35:16
I am NOT having a dance off on the sidelines 💀
On 2023-11-04 at 17:54:03
Episode 3 (PART 2 OF 2): Fighting for our Lives
Nudge: (Vlogging) Hey y'all, we're down here at this place called The Ring, I don't fucking know what's gonna go down here, but it seems like it's a fighting match of some kind, wish me luck, guys. Nudgy out. (Turns off camcorder)
Lely: I don't know about this, it seems a li'l sketchy to me...
SS: See? See?! We're here now, we should go back now, I'm scared... (Star attempts to fly off but a matrix-like barrier envelops The Ring, locking everyone inside)
The Host: HA-HA-HOW-DIDDLY-HEYYY!
Princess: Your fucked up mug again? Seriously?
Ruri: Okay, creep, whaddaya want with us? We ain't up for your games this time. (Ruri's thighs crackle with electricity)
The Host: Ohhh, you've fallen into my little trap... (The Host's eerily stagnant crimson eyes flash menacingly)
Max: What trap? We didn't sign up for your dogshit!
Dietsoda: Max, I believe it to be unwise to anger this... unidentifiable being. Let's play it safe. (Dietsoda turns to The Host) So, what do you wish to oppress us with?
The Host: Oppress is such a harsh word, let's just say I'm oppressing you. If you wish to survive, you must turn against each other... in a fight!
Michael: No friendlies, huh? Wow, rude.
Osc: I don't wanna get blown up now, thanks a lot, you bitch.
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, awesome time for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess: However you're managing to make fun of this situation is genuinely beyond me...
Ouchy: Now I wanna get dropped into a bottomless pit, I used to hate it but this is just torture.
The Host: Ahh, so you're loving the competitive atmosphere, good, good... Without further ado, this Match, Coolio is fighting Croassung!
Coolio: Not looking forward to this, I don't wanna go harsh but I can't go easy either.
Croassung: Okay, how the fuck am I gonna beat a dragon? I'm officially dead now...
The Host: Nudge is fighting SS!
Nudge: (Sarcastically) Oh woe is me, I'm stuck with the hardest person to beat.
SS: What the fuck is this line-up... so unfair...
The Host: ...And Osc is against Dietsoda!
Dietsoda: Never before have I wanted to blow a Bob-omb up so little...
Osc: But I like being blown up-
Dietsoda: Well in that case... (Teasingly) Lely, please may I borrow Princess' cigaret lighter?
Lely: (Teasingly) Here you go, then. (Lely passes the lighter to Dietsoda)
Osc: Whoops.
Ruri: Wait, what are the rest of us gonna do?
Atomic: Wait around, I'm guessing?
D4rk: Blawg, this is giving cheerleader so bad... (D4rk whips his phone out and starts recording himself doing random choreography)
Lely: Fuck yeah, dance off on the sidelines.
Princess: Uhm... nah thanks...
Ruri: I'm kinda tired too...
Max: (Teasingly) Okay then, you two lovebirds, go get a room if you're not gonna cheer anyone on.
Princess: (Getting pissed off) We just enjoy each others' company, stop jumping to conclusions or I'll shave your tail.
Max: (Teasingly) Do you want to get killed before you even have a chance to fight?
Ruri: You just dare... (The electricity surrounding Ruri's legs crackles more intensely)
Lely: Ruri, calm down, he's just joking around. Anyway look, The Host is about to start the Match... (The lights around The Ring start to dim)
The Host: Well, it's the first Match of the Battle Beach Tournament! Let's hear y'all CHEER! (The entire crowd roars like they're at a K-pop concert) First up tonight... Coolio versus Croassung! (Coolio and Croassung enter an arena via pixelated special effects like a retro fighting game, while the crowd's cheers get increasingly louder and Lely and D4rk start dancing like cheerleaders)
Princess: It'll be interesting to see how this works out, Croassung's got the brains, Coolio's got the brawn. It'll be a rather astonishing to see who wins.
The Host: May the first Round of tonight's Match... begin!
Coolio: (Flies up to Croassung and grabs him by the chest while the crowd looks on, flabbergasted) You think you've got what it takes against me, shortie? (Coolio puffs out his scaly chest arrogantly, then lets out a stream of fire from his mouth toward the sky)
Croassung: (Thinking) Arrrgh! I'm being suffocated... (Croassung quickly snaps out of it and kicks Coolio in the stomach, the crowd going wild once more)
Coolio: Why you little... (Coolio swarms over Croassung's head, spitting out fireballs at the tiny Yoshi while the crowd screeches with excitement)
Croassung: Shit… I'm dead now... (Croassung fumbles around inside his pockets) A banana gun? This has gotta work... I just hope he likes bananas... Hey, dragon! Look out! (Croassung loads his banana gun and shoots a fresh plantain from the Glock)
Coolio: (Being distracted by the flying banana) You talking to me, punk? (Coolio swoops down like a bomb toward the Yoshi again, the crowd lively as ever)
Max: Holy shit, Croassung's done for- wait, what's that? (Everyone spots Coolio and Croassung enjoying bananas together and the crowd goes deadly silent)
Croassung: (Thinking) Good, I've got 'em all distracted... now to sneak up behind this glutton... (Everyone suddenly hears the sound of scales snapping and a large splosh in the water, when the smoke from the battlefield clears, Coolio is bobbing in the water with Croassung standing there looking shocked, the crowd reflects Croassung's reaction for a minute before cheering the apparent victor)
The Host: ...And that concludes the first Round! Croassung wins! (The crowd yells with joy, then The Host waits until the jeering has settled slightly) ... but hold your horses, as Round 2 is about to commence... Nudge versus SS! (The crowd's cheers commence again as Nudge and SS appear in a manner similarly to Coolio and Croassung)
Nudge: What the-
SS: How did we-
The Host: Round 2… START! (The crowd cheers on the new contestants)
Nudge: This should be a cinch… (Nudge gets into a menacing stance then walks toward Star)
SS: Oh, you’re approaching me? (Star strikes a menacing pose and approaches Nudge)
xrunner: Holy shit, is this a Jojo’s reference- (xrunner gets carried away by a shark in the water) AAAAAAARRRGGGH!!
Nudge: (Slashes at Star, who dodges the attack nearly instantaneously while the audience cheers) Gah…! He’s so fast!
SS: (Panting lightly) There’s more where that came from, Nudge… (Star swoops toward Nudge and drill kicks him in the gut)
Nudge: (Reeling from the knockback) Shit! There’s no way I can defeat this guy… unless…
SS: (Teasingly) What’s wrong Nudge, giving up?
Nudge: (Wiping blood from his bottom lip) Nah, I was just getting started. You haven’t seen anything yet. (Nudge leaps into the air out of Star’s sight, before pinning him down with a mighty kick as the crowd makes more noise)
Ruri: Now I wanna fight… but I’m too tired… (Ruri falls back asleep)
SS: Ugh… There’s no way I can lose just yet…! BLUE SHELL! (Star tucks himself into his shell and spins around so quickly that his shell is a mere blur, and when he stops spinning his shell is now blue and is covered in tough spikes, the crowd all look on, their mouths hanging agape)
Nudge: Holy fuck, the Blue Shell… I have to take cover or face it head on… (Nudge realizes that his claws are long enough combined with the elasticity of his arms) This’ll have to work or I’m rabbit food…
SS: (Gliding into the air while still submerged in the comfort of his shell) Wait, Nudge is just standing there? Is this a fucking joke? It’s impossible to beat the Blue Shell! Take this, rabbit! (Star homes in on Nudge and zips toward him at lightning speed as the crowd continues staring with bated breath)
Nudge: (Extends his left arm and coils it around Star, slicing into his plastron and swinging him around like a plaything) You forgot one important thing, Star. Speed. (Nudge hurls Star into the water with ease as the crowd cheers for the second victor of the Match)
The Host: Alrighty then, that concludes Round 2! Nudge wins! (The crowd screams with elation, as The Host waits for the cheers to die down before announcing the competitors of the last Round of the night’s Match) …Finally, for Round 3… Osc versus Dietsoda!
Osc: (Thinking) Shit, I gotta be careful cause that elf’s got Illu’s ciggy lighter… I’m not blowing up in the middle of a battle I ain’t that careless…
Dietsoda: Osc… Ready to be blown up? (Throws cigaret lighter at Osc’s fuse)
Osc: (About to explode) Well that was rather anti-climactic. (Blows up)
Dietsoda: That was a rather easy feat- (The explosion reaches Dietsoda) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH! (Both Osc and Dietsoda get blown off the map as the crowd gasps in shock)
The Host: Uhhh… I guess it’s a draw…? Anyway here’s the standings for that Round: Nudge and Croassung won, Dietsoda and Osc drew, then SS and Coolio lost… That means it’s time for an Elimination! And I’m sorry to say that Coolio, in my view, performed worse than SS… so it’s time to say goodbye to Coolio! (The Host smirks drily and sadistically)
Coolio: (Brought into The Ring by a puff of pixelated smoke) WH- WHAT’S GOING ON?!
The Host: Don’t worry, I have the perfect sendoff for a dragon…
Lely: Huh? This wasn’t part of the fighting contract!
Princess: YOU LET OUR FRIEND GO!
The Host: Oh don’t worry you two… he’s just going to go celebrate ‘The Lunar New Year’!
Osc: What a ripoff of Monokuma, bro even made a fucking execution name.
Coolio: (Strapped to a firework) LET ME GO, YOU FUCKING MECHANICAL PIECE OF SHIT!
The Host: Save it for the moon… (The Host lights the firework, the firework going some thousand feet into the air before exploding into a bloody apparitional spark of Coolio’s face)
Ruri: I think I’m about to puke…
Max: But… WHY?!
With one of their friends 'Eliminated', the group somberly trudges back to their cave. But what actually happens? Why is The Host intent on murdering the entire group? Find out in Episode 4 of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Nudge: (Vlogging) Hey y'all, we're down here at this place called The Ring, I don't fucking know what's gonna go down here, but it seems like it's a fighting match of some kind, wish me luck, guys. Nudgy out. (Turns off camcorder)
Lely: I don't know about this, it seems a li'l sketchy to me...
SS: See? See?! We're here now, we should go back now, I'm scared... (Star attempts to fly off but a matrix-like barrier envelops The Ring, locking everyone inside)
The Host: HA-HA-HOW-DIDDLY-HEYYY!
Princess: Your fucked up mug again? Seriously?
Ruri: Okay, creep, whaddaya want with us? We ain't up for your games this time. (Ruri's thighs crackle with electricity)
The Host: Ohhh, you've fallen into my little trap... (The Host's eerily stagnant crimson eyes flash menacingly)
Max: What trap? We didn't sign up for your dogshit!
Dietsoda: Max, I believe it to be unwise to anger this... unidentifiable being. Let's play it safe. (Dietsoda turns to The Host) So, what do you wish to oppress us with?
The Host: Oppress is such a harsh word, let's just say I'm oppressing you. If you wish to survive, you must turn against each other... in a fight!
Michael: No friendlies, huh? Wow, rude.
Osc: I don't wanna get blown up now, thanks a lot, you bitch.
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, awesome time for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess: However you're managing to make fun of this situation is genuinely beyond me...
Ouchy: Now I wanna get dropped into a bottomless pit, I used to hate it but this is just torture.
The Host: Ahh, so you're loving the competitive atmosphere, good, good... Without further ado, this Match, Coolio is fighting Croassung!
Coolio: Not looking forward to this, I don't wanna go harsh but I can't go easy either.
Croassung: Okay, how the fuck am I gonna beat a dragon? I'm officially dead now...
The Host: Nudge is fighting SS!
Nudge: (Sarcastically) Oh woe is me, I'm stuck with the hardest person to beat.
SS: What the fuck is this line-up... so unfair...
The Host: ...And Osc is against Dietsoda!
Dietsoda: Never before have I wanted to blow a Bob-omb up so little...
Osc: But I like being blown up-
Dietsoda: Well in that case... (Teasingly) Lely, please may I borrow Princess' cigaret lighter?
Lely: (Teasingly) Here you go, then. (Lely passes the lighter to Dietsoda)
Osc: Whoops.
Ruri: Wait, what are the rest of us gonna do?
Atomic: Wait around, I'm guessing?
D4rk: Blawg, this is giving cheerleader so bad... (D4rk whips his phone out and starts recording himself doing random choreography)
Lely: Fuck yeah, dance off on the sidelines.
Princess: Uhm... nah thanks...
Ruri: I'm kinda tired too...
Max: (Teasingly) Okay then, you two lovebirds, go get a room if you're not gonna cheer anyone on.
Princess: (Getting pissed off) We just enjoy each others' company, stop jumping to conclusions or I'll shave your tail.
Max: (Teasingly) Do you want to get killed before you even have a chance to fight?
Ruri: You just dare... (The electricity surrounding Ruri's legs crackles more intensely)
Lely: Ruri, calm down, he's just joking around. Anyway look, The Host is about to start the Match... (The lights around The Ring start to dim)
The Host: Well, it's the first Match of the Battle Beach Tournament! Let's hear y'all CHEER! (The entire crowd roars like they're at a K-pop concert) First up tonight... Coolio versus Croassung! (Coolio and Croassung enter an arena via pixelated special effects like a retro fighting game, while the crowd's cheers get increasingly louder and Lely and D4rk start dancing like cheerleaders)
Princess: It'll be interesting to see how this works out, Croassung's got the brains, Coolio's got the brawn. It'll be a rather astonishing to see who wins.
The Host: May the first Round of tonight's Match... begin!
Coolio: (Flies up to Croassung and grabs him by the chest while the crowd looks on, flabbergasted) You think you've got what it takes against me, shortie? (Coolio puffs out his scaly chest arrogantly, then lets out a stream of fire from his mouth toward the sky)
Croassung: (Thinking) Arrrgh! I'm being suffocated... (Croassung quickly snaps out of it and kicks Coolio in the stomach, the crowd going wild once more)
Coolio: Why you little... (Coolio swarms over Croassung's head, spitting out fireballs at the tiny Yoshi while the crowd screeches with excitement)
Croassung: Shit… I'm dead now... (Croassung fumbles around inside his pockets) A banana gun? This has gotta work... I just hope he likes bananas... Hey, dragon! Look out! (Croassung loads his banana gun and shoots a fresh plantain from the Glock)
Coolio: (Being distracted by the flying banana) You talking to me, punk? (Coolio swoops down like a bomb toward the Yoshi again, the crowd lively as ever)
Max: Holy shit, Croassung's done for- wait, what's that? (Everyone spots Coolio and Croassung enjoying bananas together and the crowd goes deadly silent)
Croassung: (Thinking) Good, I've got 'em all distracted... now to sneak up behind this glutton... (Everyone suddenly hears the sound of scales snapping and a large splosh in the water, when the smoke from the battlefield clears, Coolio is bobbing in the water with Croassung standing there looking shocked, the crowd reflects Croassung's reaction for a minute before cheering the apparent victor)
The Host: ...And that concludes the first Round! Croassung wins! (The crowd yells with joy, then The Host waits until the jeering has settled slightly) ... but hold your horses, as Round 2 is about to commence... Nudge versus SS! (The crowd's cheers commence again as Nudge and SS appear in a manner similarly to Coolio and Croassung)
Nudge: What the-
SS: How did we-
The Host: Round 2… START! (The crowd cheers on the new contestants)
Nudge: This should be a cinch… (Nudge gets into a menacing stance then walks toward Star)
SS: Oh, you’re approaching me? (Star strikes a menacing pose and approaches Nudge)
xrunner: Holy shit, is this a Jojo’s reference- (xrunner gets carried away by a shark in the water) AAAAAAARRRGGGH!!
Nudge: (Slashes at Star, who dodges the attack nearly instantaneously while the audience cheers) Gah…! He’s so fast!
SS: (Panting lightly) There’s more where that came from, Nudge… (Star swoops toward Nudge and drill kicks him in the gut)
Nudge: (Reeling from the knockback) Shit! There’s no way I can defeat this guy… unless…
SS: (Teasingly) What’s wrong Nudge, giving up?
Nudge: (Wiping blood from his bottom lip) Nah, I was just getting started. You haven’t seen anything yet. (Nudge leaps into the air out of Star’s sight, before pinning him down with a mighty kick as the crowd makes more noise)
Ruri: Now I wanna fight… but I’m too tired… (Ruri falls back asleep)
SS: Ugh… There’s no way I can lose just yet…! BLUE SHELL! (Star tucks himself into his shell and spins around so quickly that his shell is a mere blur, and when he stops spinning his shell is now blue and is covered in tough spikes, the crowd all look on, their mouths hanging agape)
Nudge: Holy fuck, the Blue Shell… I have to take cover or face it head on… (Nudge realizes that his claws are long enough combined with the elasticity of his arms) This’ll have to work or I’m rabbit food…
SS: (Gliding into the air while still submerged in the comfort of his shell) Wait, Nudge is just standing there? Is this a fucking joke? It’s impossible to beat the Blue Shell! Take this, rabbit! (Star homes in on Nudge and zips toward him at lightning speed as the crowd continues staring with bated breath)
Nudge: (Extends his left arm and coils it around Star, slicing into his plastron and swinging him around like a plaything) You forgot one important thing, Star. Speed. (Nudge hurls Star into the water with ease as the crowd cheers for the second victor of the Match)
The Host: Alrighty then, that concludes Round 2! Nudge wins! (The crowd screams with elation, as The Host waits for the cheers to die down before announcing the competitors of the last Round of the night’s Match) …Finally, for Round 3… Osc versus Dietsoda!
Osc: (Thinking) Shit, I gotta be careful cause that elf’s got Illu’s ciggy lighter… I’m not blowing up in the middle of a battle I ain’t that careless…
Dietsoda: Osc… Ready to be blown up? (Throws cigaret lighter at Osc’s fuse)
Osc: (About to explode) Well that was rather anti-climactic. (Blows up)
Dietsoda: That was a rather easy feat- (The explosion reaches Dietsoda) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGH! (Both Osc and Dietsoda get blown off the map as the crowd gasps in shock)
The Host: Uhhh… I guess it’s a draw…? Anyway here’s the standings for that Round: Nudge and Croassung won, Dietsoda and Osc drew, then SS and Coolio lost… That means it’s time for an Elimination! And I’m sorry to say that Coolio, in my view, performed worse than SS… so it’s time to say goodbye to Coolio! (The Host smirks drily and sadistically)
Coolio: (Brought into The Ring by a puff of pixelated smoke) WH- WHAT’S GOING ON?!
The Host: Don’t worry, I have the perfect sendoff for a dragon…
Lely: Huh? This wasn’t part of the fighting contract!
Princess: YOU LET OUR FRIEND GO!
The Host: Oh don’t worry you two… he’s just going to go celebrate ‘The Lunar New Year’!
Osc: What a ripoff of Monokuma, bro even made a fucking execution name.
Coolio: (Strapped to a firework) LET ME GO, YOU FUCKING MECHANICAL PIECE OF SHIT!
The Host: Save it for the moon… (The Host lights the firework, the firework going some thousand feet into the air before exploding into a bloody apparitional spark of Coolio’s face)
Ruri: I think I’m about to puke…
Max: But… WHY?!
With one of their friends 'Eliminated', the group somberly trudges back to their cave. But what actually happens? Why is The Host intent on murdering the entire group? Find out in Episode 4 of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
On 2023-11-02 at 13:58:59
The fanfic isn't canceled, I'm just here to say that the next episode is almost complete, so I'll probably release it either today, tomorrow, or Saturday so watch this space
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3On 2023-09-12 at 08:09:03
In the process of writing Part 2 of Episode 3, which is gonna release either in a few hours or maybe tomorrow if I procrastinate (get ready for fighting then I guess) 
so when is it coming out
I'm in the middle of writing, I just have one more Round in the next episode, then I'll wrap up Episode 3 and publish it
1On 2023-09-09 at 22:22:28
Iam Craz
first name:Fushia
Last name:Black.
Kind but can be a bit pissed off at time and will do a low blow any chance he gets.
Sword, bow, dual blades, and fists
Temperment strike: does a low blow with the item it Insta ko's and never stops until attack 2.5.
Male
4'11 irl but for this one we will go with 5'1.
Lightweight
first name:Fushia
Last name:Black.
Kind but can be a bit pissed off at time and will do a low blow any chance he gets.
Sword, bow, dual blades, and fists
Temperment strike: does a low blow with the item it Insta ko's and never stops until attack 2.5.
Male
4'11 irl but for this one we will go with 5'1.
Lightweight
Apologies bud, requests for this fanfic are closed as I've already got enough characters for now. If it's okay though you can sign up for my other fanfic (MKPC Cataclysm)
On 2023-09-09 at 21:15:40
In the process of writing Part 2 of Episode 3, which is gonna release either in a few hours or maybe tomorrow if I procrastinate (get ready for fighting then I guess)
1On 2023-09-04 at 10:40:54
wow what an incredible showing of love by the community with the upvotes , i have been gone for a while but i am pleased to see the many legends that are still going at it in here.i want to give a shoutout to the legend FWAYS who has been a incredible man for the community , i had the opportunity to speak to the man himself recently while i was out of the country and let me tell you that man right here he is one hell of a guy a true legend , a marksman , a champioon , feared soldier
"The community", otherwise known as about 186 bots. What a great community we have.
The community, more like free real estate for bots and spammers
On 2023-09-03 at 16:55:36
Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
Holy fuck how you not banned for making the fucking goddamn 191 alt accounts like this guy broke most of the rules many times already.
not him
Sorry
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???
Edit:What if they used a different email so they can't track the person.🤔
Max showed me the list of alts about the upvote thing and the spam, honestly it's rather absurd to think that somebody would create this many alts
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1On 2023-09-02 at 22:03:43
Episode 3 (PART 1 OF 2): Fighting for our Lives
Note before we get started on the episode, I said that each episode would be split into two parts. The thing is, these parts will release separately simply because my computer can't handle long inputs anymore as its hardware is likely broken, thus it often crashes. Apologies if this causes inconvenience for future episodes. Without further ado, here's Episode 3: Part 1 of MKPC Battle!
Max: This cave is a bit dark... not sure if I like it here...
Lely: Why don't we set Osc's fuse alight, that'll give us some light.
Nudge: That's not necessary, idiots. There's a fucking light switch here for a reason. (Nudge flicks the light switch on, lighting up the entire cave, revealing a luxury settlement)
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, perfect setup for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess [changed my name because yes + nothing in the rules that says I can't]: Oh my days... I'm going upstairs...
Ruri: Me too, I'm not sticking around because of a lame-ass TikTok shoot.
Lely: I'm going too.
D4rk: Blawg, that's giving depression, you're bullying me, red flag, posting this on TikTok. (D4rk twists his hips harshly and continues doing TikTok posts)
Coolio: Well that's them gone I guess.
SS: Everyone's been behaving so strangely ever since coming here-
Croassung: Oh my days guys, LOOK!!! (Croassung shows everyone a leaflet for a Battle Tournament)
Princess: What's all the ruckus, me and Ruri were trying to- oh my God, Ruri, you better take a look at this, you're gonna fucking love it.
Ruri: What is it, Prince- (Ruri squeals) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... A FIGHTING TOURNAMENT?!
Max: (Reading the leaflet with everyone crowded round) 'Think you've got the brains and the brawn? Why not try out Battle Beach, the most exciting fighting gameshow in all of the MKPC World! Signups are at 11pm on the 12th of October at The Ring'...
Nudge: So eleven at night today... at... 'The Ring'? Where's that?
SS: Not so sure I like the sound of this... all the other scrapes we've been through as a team... we're lucky we've survived, I don't wanna die now!
Atomic: Calm down Star, it's just a fighting tournament. I'm sure nobody will REALLY die.
Ouchy: You never know, maybe I'll put a bullet through y'alls brains... (Everyone glares at Ouchy) ...I was joking!
Dietsoda: I mean, Atomic is correct, we are highly unlikely to perish. It will probably just be some kind of melee thing.
Lely: Good call, let's take our weapons and get going.
D4rk: I'll take my phone too, I can't live without it, queen.
Osc: Me and Nudge are packing our video equipment too, we can't risk getting our asses knocked in without getting a snapshot of the action.
Lely: In case you make any innuendos, I'm packing a cigaret lighter to light your fuse which will make you blow up...
Osc: But what if I like that-
Lely: One more word...
Princess: Let's just get going, enough of this whole 'he said, she said' nonsense you two.
Lely: Ugh, fine. Still packing that lighter though.
So everyone made haste for The Ring. Little did they know that Star's suspicions were correct, and they would also meet a familiar foe there... But what is Battle Beach? Why is it so hyped up? Find out in the second part of Episode 3 of MKPC Battle, coming out soon!
Note before we get started on the episode, I said that each episode would be split into two parts. The thing is, these parts will release separately simply because my computer can't handle long inputs anymore as its hardware is likely broken, thus it often crashes. Apologies if this causes inconvenience for future episodes. Without further ado, here's Episode 3: Part 1 of MKPC Battle!
Max: This cave is a bit dark... not sure if I like it here...
Lely: Why don't we set Osc's fuse alight, that'll give us some light.
Nudge: That's not necessary, idiots. There's a fucking light switch here for a reason. (Nudge flicks the light switch on, lighting up the entire cave, revealing a luxury settlement)
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, perfect setup for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess [changed my name because yes + nothing in the rules that says I can't]: Oh my days... I'm going upstairs...
Ruri: Me too, I'm not sticking around because of a lame-ass TikTok shoot.
Lely: I'm going too.
D4rk: Blawg, that's giving depression, you're bullying me, red flag, posting this on TikTok. (D4rk twists his hips harshly and continues doing TikTok posts)
Coolio: Well that's them gone I guess.
SS: Everyone's been behaving so strangely ever since coming here-
Croassung: Oh my days guys, LOOK!!! (Croassung shows everyone a leaflet for a Battle Tournament)
Princess: What's all the ruckus, me and Ruri were trying to- oh my God, Ruri, you better take a look at this, you're gonna fucking love it.
Ruri: What is it, Prince- (Ruri squeals) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... A FIGHTING TOURNAMENT?!
Max: (Reading the leaflet with everyone crowded round) 'Think you've got the brains and the brawn? Why not try out Battle Beach, the most exciting fighting gameshow in all of the MKPC World! Signups are at 11pm on the 12th of October at The Ring'...
Nudge: So eleven at night today... at... 'The Ring'? Where's that?
SS: Not so sure I like the sound of this... all the other scrapes we've been through as a team... we're lucky we've survived, I don't wanna die now!
Atomic: Calm down Star, it's just a fighting tournament. I'm sure nobody will REALLY die.
Ouchy: You never know, maybe I'll put a bullet through y'alls brains... (Everyone glares at Ouchy) ...I was joking!
Dietsoda: I mean, Atomic is correct, we are highly unlikely to perish. It will probably just be some kind of melee thing.
Lely: Good call, let's take our weapons and get going.
D4rk: I'll take my phone too, I can't live without it, queen.
Osc: Me and Nudge are packing our video equipment too, we can't risk getting our asses knocked in without getting a snapshot of the action.
Lely: In case you make any innuendos, I'm packing a cigaret lighter to light your fuse which will make you blow up...
Osc: But what if I like that-
Lely: One more word...
Princess: Let's just get going, enough of this whole 'he said, she said' nonsense you two.
Lely: Ugh, fine. Still packing that lighter though.
So everyone made haste for The Ring. Little did they know that Star's suspicions were correct, and they would also meet a familiar foe there... But what is Battle Beach? Why is it so hyped up? Find out in the second part of Episode 3 of MKPC Battle, coming out soon!
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The next episode will be released soon, I just forgot to make it a few days back due to procrastination and also I needed time to figure out who was fighting who and how many fights there would be in one episode. There will be three fights per episode, including rematches and placement rounds. The line-up for the first Match is as follows:
Croassung vs. Coolio
Nudge vs. SS
Osc vs. Dietsoda
/!\ REMINDER: The Fighter who places 6th out of each Tournament will be eliminated (die) /!\
(NOTE: This is just the line-up for Episode 3, the line-ups in different episodes will obviously differ but will retain the same participants until a Fighter is eliminated in a Match, at which point a new Match will begin with new participants but may retain some from previous Matches)
Croassung vs. Coolio
Nudge vs. SS
Osc vs. Dietsoda
/!\ REMINDER: The Fighter who places 6th out of each Tournament will be eliminated (die) /!\
(NOTE: This is just the line-up for Episode 3, the line-ups in different episodes will obviously differ but will retain the same participants until a Fighter is eliminated in a Match, at which point a new Match will begin with new participants but may retain some from previous Matches)
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