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[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)

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-Kirbitto- wrote:
Yo, so I wanna like critique the fanfic, I gotta say this feels a bit, well... lackluster. Like there's nothing much of interest...but hey, it's a creative idea.

Thanks for the feedback, I'll try making it a bit more engaging this episode :)
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Aaaand my fanfic becomes a joke topic again, yay I'm releasing Episode 3 today, this is the first episode where members will actually fight and maybe die OSC, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MAKE ME ADD INNUENDOS

EDIT: On my profile, I said that I was releasing another fanfic alongside this one. I will also start applications for MKPC Cataclysm (kind of a hybrid between Super Paper Mario and Dark Souls) today, so that's something else to look forward to I guess :)
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osc-omb wrote:
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them :$)

SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!

With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!

What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳

Be my guest 😏

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Ive wrote:
Ring the Pianta alarm, romance has been detected

OH NO ROMANCE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!1!1!!111!!!1!!11! πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€£
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Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them :$)

SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!

With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
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-Kirbitto- wrote:
Be honest, are you just gonna love on Ruri for like 99% of the fanfic

HAHAHAHA- AAAAAHAHAHAHA- AAAAHA- no, around as intimate as things get between me and Ruri in the fanfic is us falling asleep on each other's laps, a bit of kissing and that's literally it. In fact, in the Izzyverse this takes place before me and Ruri were a couple so it's just a best friend dynamic but a bit less platonic tbh.
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Hey, I just wanna thank everyone for supporting this fanfic, you lot are the best! supergenialmerci
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Dietsoda wrote:
I find it kinda funny how nobody mentioned that Ouchy literally foreshadowed being sucked into the MKPC Battle world
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode :D


I can't wait to read about how I don't die.
That's what's going to happen right?
I'm definitly not first to die.
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No don't worry, you're not going to die early super
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I find it kinda funny how nobody mentioned that Ouchy literally foreshadowed being sucked into the MKPC Battle world
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode :D
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Episode 1: Before the Battle

Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?

As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
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Wii wrote:
Was this fanfic canceled ?

It's not canceled, however due to narcolepsy (basically I keep falling asleep randomly) and procrastination the release date for the first episode may be set back a couple days, apologies for the inconvenience :(
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UPDATE: I was midway through writing Dietsoda's prologue yesterday and my computer ran out of charge so all my progress was reset. Also, given the nature of the fanfic and the theming of it, I decided to get straight into episodes rather than writing a bunch of prologues when there's not much room for character development anyway.
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Phew, I can finally message here without PDC being a bitch
Anyway, here's the order of the prologues:

Dietsoda
Ruri and Watermelon
Nudge and Max
Lely

...And I'll do the rest along the way I guess :)
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Dietsoda wrote:
Do you know an approximate time the first episode will release or are you waiting for more people?

I think I have enough Fighters now, I'll get started on the first Episode shortly, so for now character applications are closed.
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Guys, just a reminder than y'all don't have to tell me whether you want romance/ships or not, there's not gonna be any time for any of that jazz since it's pretty much just Smash Bros. in fanfic form πŸ˜…
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PrimeTime wrote:
Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual

*Disgruntled teen voice* Hi and welcome to the Club of Rejections. How may I help?
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Am I the only one who finds it funny that every Fighter is within the 5 foot range apart from Croassung (4'8) and me (6'1)

PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
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Yes, I have finally decided to make another fanfic. The plot is that MKPC members are forced to battle each other in a tournament to become a prestiged 'Battlemaster'. At the end of three days (roughly translating to two or three episodes) the results of all the existing fighters are rounded up and the fighter in last place is eliminated (basically this world's equivalent of a death). Each episode is split into two parts: character development and lore; and fighting.

To join, you need to give me:
Name
Color (please use hex if necessary)
Personality
Any abilities or weapons
Gender (so I get a rough idea of who battles who first - I don't wanna rush into pitting boys against girls for example)
Height
Weight class (Light [fast but weak], Medium [average], Heavy [slow but strong])

FIGHTERS:

Alice
Kind, gentle and tearful but can be a psychopathic edgelord
Melon Nunchuku - A whip with a watermelon at the end that is used for both offense and defense
Acute cryokinesis
Agender
6'1
Medium


D4rk
Funny, serious in tense situations, rude in an argument
Make anything melt with a simple touch
Male
5'2.5
Medium


Lely (alter ego is called Invu)
Introvert around people not met before, extrovert around people met before. Very sensitive, can be a crybaby and doesn't know how to handle emotions all that much. Kind and insecure, and really wants to protect my friends
Can switch to alter ego, it's much stronger mentally but kinda weaker physically
Male
5'4.5
Medium


Coolio
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Introverted and slightly selfish, wants friends but doesn't go out looking for them.  
Flight and fire breath
Male
5'8
Heavy (changed for variety)


Max
A bit harsh or rash at times but generally a good friend
Magic
Male
5'5.5
Light (changed for variety)


Croassung
Has no idea what's going on
Freakin' banana gun
Male
4'8
Light (changed for variety)


Chilli
Kind, funny, can argue a lot
Fire breath
Male
5'2
Medium


Ruri
Energetic, boisterous, tomboyish, kind
Karate stuff
Female
5'4.5
Medium


Atomic
Funny, but serious in tense situations
Galactic sword and portals
Male
5'2
Medium


Skippy
Sarcastic but serious. Never smiles. Never can tell when said person is serious or sarcastic.
Genderfluid
6'2
Medium


Waluigor
Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
Average robot stuff
Male
7'10
Heavy


SS
Shy, quiet, pretty pessimistic. Doesn't celebrate the positives but instead tries to eliminate the negatives
Average Paratroopa stuff
Male
3'7.5
Light


Cringeh
Kind but psychopathic
Can create clones and fly and BOMBS
Male
5'3
Medium


Nudge
Smart, aggressive, kind to friends
Sharp claws, Hampter bombs
Male
Height: 4'2 (4'8 including ears)
Light


Panzer Elite
Competitive
Unable to retreat
Ghost
8'2
Heavy


Dietsoda
Strong moral code (no killing unarmed opponent's unless they are clearly evil) military focused, some banter but mostly serious, hates vampires, rarely says mayfly. Isn't a wood elf, but is a high elf
Skilled duelist + horse whisperer
Sword + shield
Female (to balance things out)
5'6
Light


xrunner (Guest character)
Computer loving, kind, a bit grandiose
Nintendo DS
Male
5'3
Light


Michael
Keeps to self in battle, helpful to friends, shy, a bit upbeat, and a little cocky at times
Sword
High jump and insane speed
Male
5'7
Medium


Ouchy
Easily angered, assumes everyone thinks is the worst person in the world ever, nerd, likes food A LOT
Yoshi + guns
Male
4'11"
Light


Choco
Brave and kind but a tiny bit annoying
Can create a highly flammable material known as Inverted Matter from hands
Male
5'10
Medium


Host (necessary not a member or guest character)
Verbose, slightly pushy, a little grandiose, dramatic
Demiboy
3'9
Not a fighter
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[COLLAB FANFIC] MKPC Invasion (Gore Warning)

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lance4-_ wrote:
(sorry for the triple post, ill just post another message)

Is that what ya meant to say?
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IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
Lmao those were my thoughts exactly

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