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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-05-20 at 01:01:16
Dia duit! I'm your new host, and tonight have I got a ton of news for you...
First off, it's a sad day to befall upon us as long-time member Fiery has left us...
On a more positive note however, MKPC Archipel starts a new arc today, I'd highly recommend going to read it!
That's all we have time for today folks, goodnight!
First off, it's a sad day to befall upon us as long-time member Fiery has left us...
On a more positive note however, MKPC Archipel starts a new arc today, I'd highly recommend going to read it!
That's all we have time for today folks, goodnight!
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1On 2024-04-05 at 21:12:13
no im not u are cuz u are a freak of nature whos dad left and also dont chat just because will smith shoved his hand up ur a3s
Okay then since you're being unwise and continuing to throw insults at me for no reason have fun being banned, since I call @Senko and @TheNudgyHampter
On 2024-04-05 at 21:09:04
yea thats where u were born
Nah that's where you were clearly born, using such immature and brainrotting mannerisms
Don't even bother arguing with me cause it's just pointless, the mods clearly must be thinking of what to do with you
On 2024-04-05 at 21:04:33
well pixelss is taken by me and pixelss did actually have s1x withosc omb andhe sent me a video and pixells is planning to break up with u because of ur terrible acts of a girlfriend and u are pretty
Do you mind? Like do you actually mind not being a brainrotting jerk?
Sheesh sorry Pixel's partner isn't a simping toddler and she actually bothered looking harder for a girlfriend than rummaging through some metaphorical dumpster full of immature garbage
6On 2024-04-05 at 20:49:27
who are u
I'm Pixel's girlfriend
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1On 2024-04-05 at 20:36:24
WELCOME TO NIGHTLY NEWS! IM YOUR HOST COOLBAER AND I WANT TO GIVE U SOME NEWS FOR THE NIGHt! Firts of all pixelss has a crush on osc omb so... theres that news. ALSO AS A MAJOR NEWS TOPICTHAT WAS MY ROBLOX AVATAR! AND ALSO THIS IS MAJOR MAJOR NEWS COMMING UP AS I AM TO REVEL THATTHATS ALL FROM THIS NIGHTLY NEWSILL BE BACK TOMMOROW WITH WAY MORE! COOLBAER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
"pixelss has a crush on osc omb" 💀
"CHEATING ON PIXELSS" 💀💀
Excuse me have you any idea who I am?
Also "NUDGY HAMPTER HAD S1X WITH OSC OMB IN THE BEDROOM" wtf 💀💀💀
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2[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
On 2024-05-13 at 06:43:37
Chapter 9 : Run Away
We need to be together to find out,
What's hiding at 9 and three quarters...
9:45PM
Cameron : Hahahaha... so you were not able to make it out safe. A broken ankle for your captain, oh isn't it unfortunate ?
James : What ? Oh no...
Cameron : Hmm... You all are so naive and weak. How can you search the fragments now, huh ?
Choco : That won't be our objective. Our objective will be to destroy you. I am texting the Green Team right now to rally them to us.
"hey everyone, pls come back. max's ankle is broken and we won't fight for the fragments. we need to emprison cameron, or worse. he hurt us, and badly.
When Lely received the message...
Lely : WAIT ! Choco texted me saying we need to emprison Cameron because he broke Max's ankle. We need to go back to help them fight him.
Nudge : What ? Huh ? No we won't. Eliminates concurrence.
Lely : But Cameron is a nuisance to the island, not less than Eli. We need to fight him and asap.
Nudge : Istg this kid....
Back to the Teal Team.
Krazey : C'mon bro. We barely did anything to you, why are you so mean ?
Cameron : Well, I have a story. But I'll spare you of it. Death is better than boredom, don't you think so ?
James : You are a horrible person !!!
Cameron : Heh. I know. But what can you do ? Nothing except crying.
Choco : Tell us the story ! WE WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER !
Cameron : Heh. Okay, I guess. What can it hurt ? So basically, when I was a child, I was always unloved. Truth is, Ster and Chuck are my brothers. Chuck is the oldest, and Ster is the youngest. I am the middle child, I was always neglected. My parents did not care. They didn't scream at me, but they would always leave me on the side, as bored as I could be. So I want to handle my life all by myself, but, heh... Chuck and Ster keep me in check. But I had enough. I want to have fun and I want to have importance.
Nudge : Pick me ahh energy...
Choco : Oh thank lord, you are back !
Nudge : Yeah, 'cause Lely is right...
Lely : To fight a nuisance, we need to be together ! So the teams don't matter anymore. We'll be as one.
Choco : That's so true !
Krazey : First of all, yay. Second of all, why are you such an attention seeker ? I thought you were abused and disciplined as child, THAT would have been hella cool, but no, you're just the middle child. Oh welp.
Cameron : Do not try to play with the fire that runs within my veins and with the fire that I am...
Alice : That's my line, you unoriginal copycat. Build some personnality instead of being a blank copy of the others. That will build you, unlike all the attention seeking
Cameron : Okay that's it...
Cameron then got another boulder ; they were erupting from the mountain frequently. The rock was much faster than the last one.
Lely : No ! MAX !
Max : I can't move...
Lely hurried and carried Max out of the boulder's trajectory. It fell, and pushed the precedent one that stopped right before a cliff. The precedent boulder fell and made a huge hole in the hills. When this happened, some cars started to come towards the mountain.
Cameron then used another boulder to get down from the mountaintop and to fight the MKPCians.
VC : NO ! DO NOT TOUCH ME !
Cameron : I don't need consent, consent needs me. Heh.
Lely : DO NOT TOUCH HER ! *jumps*
Cameron : I will, and you along with her!
Max : Oh no you won't.
Nudge : You thought you were some sort of built monster ? You remain a Pianta, strong for sure, but not even that big. *throws a knife he kept in his pocket*
Cameron : OW !!! NO YOU WON'T LITTLE AMOUNT OF FUR SHIT, COME HERE !
Cameron had VC and Lely in his arms and threw both towards the rock. Luckily, they did not hit the cliff, but fell brutally on the ground and had trouble standing up. Cameron started to bleed from the sides, which made him even more angrier. Nudge was planning to throw another knife in Cameron's face, but Cameron took off the knife and threw it on Nudge. It only hurt one of his ears, but Nudge hissed at the pain.
Nudge : I will not waste my time with someone like you. *gets the knife off and throws him right in Cameron's face, but it gets caught in his tree*
Cameron : Heh... I don't intend to neither.
Both started running around in circles, trying to attack with knives and failed. In the meanwhile, Ben and Lely were talking.
Ben : We need to get one of these boulders, but how?
Lely : I don't know. Maybe try to throw Cameron on the cliff to generate vibrations and to make the rock crush him while he is unconscious.
Lely and Ben told everyone about their plan. Suddenly, Nudge tripped on a rock and Cameron was about to stab him with the knife. But by behind, Lely and Ben grabbed Cameron by the tree, threatening him with the knife on the edge of his neck.
Lely : Move and you die.
Cameron : You think you are scary ? Tears are dropping from your eyes and you are trembling.
Lely : Ve careful.
And when Cameron was about to stand up from the ground, James and Choco grabbed him by the sides, lift him up and threw him towards the cliff. Since his body was strong, the cliff slightly vibrated, and a boulder started getting down.
Cameron : NO... AHHH !
He tried to run but the boulder fell on his ankle, breaking it just like Max's.
Max : SEE HOW THAT FEELS !
Lely : DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN !
Nudge : Keep away from us.
VC : Umm... guys, wait.
Nudge : What?
VC : The police has arrived...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
We need to be together to find out,
What's hiding at 9 and three quarters...
9:45PM
Cameron : Hahahaha... so you were not able to make it out safe. A broken ankle for your captain, oh isn't it unfortunate ?
James : What ? Oh no...
Cameron : Hmm... You all are so naive and weak. How can you search the fragments now, huh ?
Choco : That won't be our objective. Our objective will be to destroy you. I am texting the Green Team right now to rally them to us.
"hey everyone, pls come back. max's ankle is broken and we won't fight for the fragments. we need to emprison cameron, or worse. he hurt us, and badly.
When Lely received the message...
Lely : WAIT ! Choco texted me saying we need to emprison Cameron because he broke Max's ankle. We need to go back to help them fight him.
Nudge : What ? Huh ? No we won't. Eliminates concurrence.
Lely : But Cameron is a nuisance to the island, not less than Eli. We need to fight him and asap.
Nudge : Istg this kid....
Back to the Teal Team.
Krazey : C'mon bro. We barely did anything to you, why are you so mean ?
Cameron : Well, I have a story. But I'll spare you of it. Death is better than boredom, don't you think so ?
James : You are a horrible person !!!
Cameron : Heh. I know. But what can you do ? Nothing except crying.
Choco : Tell us the story ! WE WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER !
Cameron : Heh. Okay, I guess. What can it hurt ? So basically, when I was a child, I was always unloved. Truth is, Ster and Chuck are my brothers. Chuck is the oldest, and Ster is the youngest. I am the middle child, I was always neglected. My parents did not care. They didn't scream at me, but they would always leave me on the side, as bored as I could be. So I want to handle my life all by myself, but, heh... Chuck and Ster keep me in check. But I had enough. I want to have fun and I want to have importance.
Nudge : Pick me ahh energy...
Choco : Oh thank lord, you are back !
Nudge : Yeah, 'cause Lely is right...
Lely : To fight a nuisance, we need to be together ! So the teams don't matter anymore. We'll be as one.
Choco : That's so true !
Krazey : First of all, yay. Second of all, why are you such an attention seeker ? I thought you were abused and disciplined as child, THAT would have been hella cool, but no, you're just the middle child. Oh welp.
Cameron : Do not try to play with the fire that runs within my veins and with the fire that I am...
Alice : That's my line, you unoriginal copycat. Build some personnality instead of being a blank copy of the others. That will build you, unlike all the attention seeking
Cameron : Okay that's it...
Cameron then got another boulder ; they were erupting from the mountain frequently. The rock was much faster than the last one.
Lely : No ! MAX !
Max : I can't move...
Lely hurried and carried Max out of the boulder's trajectory. It fell, and pushed the precedent one that stopped right before a cliff. The precedent boulder fell and made a huge hole in the hills. When this happened, some cars started to come towards the mountain.
Cameron then used another boulder to get down from the mountaintop and to fight the MKPCians.
VC : NO ! DO NOT TOUCH ME !
Cameron : I don't need consent, consent needs me. Heh.
Lely : DO NOT TOUCH HER ! *jumps*
Cameron : I will, and you along with her!
Max : Oh no you won't.
Nudge : You thought you were some sort of built monster ? You remain a Pianta, strong for sure, but not even that big. *throws a knife he kept in his pocket*
Cameron : OW !!! NO YOU WON'T LITTLE AMOUNT OF FUR SHIT, COME HERE !
Cameron had VC and Lely in his arms and threw both towards the rock. Luckily, they did not hit the cliff, but fell brutally on the ground and had trouble standing up. Cameron started to bleed from the sides, which made him even more angrier. Nudge was planning to throw another knife in Cameron's face, but Cameron took off the knife and threw it on Nudge. It only hurt one of his ears, but Nudge hissed at the pain.
Nudge : I will not waste my time with someone like you. *gets the knife off and throws him right in Cameron's face, but it gets caught in his tree*
Cameron : Heh... I don't intend to neither.
Both started running around in circles, trying to attack with knives and failed. In the meanwhile, Ben and Lely were talking.
Ben : We need to get one of these boulders, but how?
Lely : I don't know. Maybe try to throw Cameron on the cliff to generate vibrations and to make the rock crush him while he is unconscious.
Lely and Ben told everyone about their plan. Suddenly, Nudge tripped on a rock and Cameron was about to stab him with the knife. But by behind, Lely and Ben grabbed Cameron by the tree, threatening him with the knife on the edge of his neck.
Lely : Move and you die.
Cameron : You think you are scary ? Tears are dropping from your eyes and you are trembling.
Lely : Ve careful.
And when Cameron was about to stand up from the ground, James and Choco grabbed him by the sides, lift him up and threw him towards the cliff. Since his body was strong, the cliff slightly vibrated, and a boulder started getting down.
Cameron : NO... AHHH !
He tried to run but the boulder fell on his ankle, breaking it just like Max's.
Max : SEE HOW THAT FEELS !
Lely : DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN !
Nudge : Keep away from us.
VC : Umm... guys, wait.
Nudge : What?
VC : The police has arrived...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
The end
Run away, run away
Run away and save your life
Run away, run away
Run away if you want to survive
It's time to break free, oh oh oh oh
Run away, oh oh oh oh
You better break free, oh oh oh oh
Run away, oh oh oh oh
Pretty sure that's not where you got the title but xd
I was thinking of ONE OK ROCK or BTS
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1On 2024-04-18 at 17:29:15
but if you are...
name: Obadiah
personolity: likes people who calls him names but is a bit revengyYEP THATS TOTTALLY A WORD SHUT UP
color: #d663aa
- also has ADHD cause why not
-watchs BFDI
-actually thinks ben is not too badexcept when he and allyisa argue
-if anything even SLIGHTLY touches his head, hes knocked out
name: Obadiah
personolity: likes people who calls him names but is a bit revengy
color: #d663aa
- also has ADHD cause why not
-watchs BFDI
-actually thinks ben is not too bad
-if anything even SLIGHTLY touches his head, hes knocked out
She isn't Lely, and Lely's a boy anyway lol
So yeah sadly applications are closed
your not lely
Yeah but what both girls here said is true
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1On 2024-04-17 at 17:32:27
but if you are...
name: Obadiah
personolity: likes people who calls him names but is a bit revengyYEP THATS TOTTALLY A WORD SHUT UP
color: #d663aa
- also has ADHD cause why not
-watchs BFDI
-actually thinks ben is not too badexcept when he and allyisa argue
-if anything even SLIGHTLY touches his head, hes knocked out
name: Obadiah
personolity: likes people who calls him names but is a bit revengy
color: #d663aa
- also has ADHD cause why not
-watchs BFDI
-actually thinks ben is not too bad
-if anything even SLIGHTLY touches his head, hes knocked out
She isn't Lely, and Lely's a boy anyway lol
So yeah sadly applications are closed
On 2024-03-19 at 09:15:53
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
Me in this episode:
"I am my Mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice..."
On 2024-02-29 at 18:03:31
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
No disrespect to you, Pixelss, that wasn't what I intended.
Albeit, could be worse with the joke that I originally intended to send.
Okay on a serious note tho, I really don't think that this can be taken out of context in any way, you said what you said with full intention, which ended up being pretty harmful.
Yeah, but it was more so aimed at IlluZhion than you, and I apologize for how it sounded. It was just supposed to be a playful jab.
Tbh though it still hurt me but I guess I shouldn't complain since it feels like anything's fine so long as it's aimed at me (sorry if I sound emo my day's been an absolute hot steaming pile of yak shit)
On 2024-02-29 at 08:15:20
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Well all I'm saying is at least I don't go based on looks + since dating Pixel I've drank way less alcohol so yeah
Now if you don't mind I'm leaving this romance topic alone since yeah it will get heated
1On 2024-02-28 at 05:23:04
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
On 2024-02-26 at 05:39:30
Name: Alyssa
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic and considerate. Though I often provide a shoulder to cry on for the others, I'm quite emotional myself but not to the point of being (for lack of a better term) emo. My heart is set on protecting my friends and loved ones till my last breath, thus I'll only ever fight if my friends and/or loved ones are being harmed in any way. I love meditation and spiritualism, I have a secret passion for martial arts (specifically tai chi, judo and kickboxing) and I'm also an avid artist so I love to draw and make music.
Gender: Female
Species: Faerie (Irish fairy)
Motivation for winning: None, just there for the thrill of it
Appearance: I have long purple plaited hair with poliosis circumscripta (basically a natural white streak in the hair), I'm almost always wearing an oversized black and hot pink hoodie and a blue short skirt (otherwise I'm likely wearing a black kimono with purple and pink embroidery), and I have long translucent pink wings
jmeme,s tournament
On 2024-05-25 at 09:12:32
ok time for a challenge
leaderboard
1st @ethan01
2nd @Spider-Beaner
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
if you want to join feel free
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=139884 do the challenge good luck
leaderboard
1st @ethan01
2nd @Spider-Beaner
3rd
4th
5th
6th
7th
if you want to join feel free
How is he in first he never completed the challenge.
bias and favoritism
Reason number 52 that I do not partake in such frivolous endeavors as these
Your favorite bowser type
On 2024-03-27 at 02:34:39
Fury Bowser is the best Bowser, next question
Trust you to be into a Bowser type that sounds even remotely like furry
Trust you to make it about animal porn
Fyu-Ree
Ferr-Ee
Written/Spoken are not the same
Stop self-reporting, you have a gf on this site
Anyway I'm not into furry porn, animal porn, zoophilia or even furries in general, but some pagans including myself believe that we're technically part-beast, so uh just so you know being a Wolfkin or a savage and being a furry aren't actually the same thing
Also I sometimes tend to pronounce fury and furry almost identically due to having like the strongest Irish accent lol
On 2024-03-26 at 21:41:43
Fury Bowser is the best Bowser, next question
Trust you to be into a Bowser type that sounds even remotely like furry
MKPC FAQs / QFPs MKPC
On 2024-04-30 at 05:47:06
Should this be in Official Topics? I feel it should but maybe there's some rules or something about that idk
You cannot make a topic enter the category yourself. Only a mod can.
Yeah I just realized that yesterday lmfao
