The Fanfic. (There is no Catch, If you were Wondering.)
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2022-07-26 at 01:47:40
End of debate. Here’s the thing. There are three protagonists (you’re one, Mr. Bros.) and I’m planning on one of them guaranteed living and the other two possibly living (although not guaranteed)
Can I be an aggressive protagonist? like in MKPC show
Oh… ummmmmm… you aren’t a protagonist.
I thought that it would be the most active members as protagonists
No it’s the two people who I feel work best as protagonists and someone else.
I predict I’m going to be the useless side character which everyone wants removed from the plot because why wouldn’t you do that?
No. You have a purpose. I just haven’t thought of what yet.
On 2022-07-26 at 07:30:31
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge) (Picked)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo) (Picked)
@Quorzel (Red) (Picked)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Tendo and Nudge
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge) (Picked)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo) (Picked)
@Quorzel (Red) (Picked)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
Groups:
Boi
Tendo and Nudge
On 2022-07-26 at 07:58:16
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Wouldn’t it make sense for me to be the host since I am the on who hosted MKPC show
On 2022-07-26 at 08:00:43
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Wouldn’t it make sense for me to be the host since I am the on who hosted MKPC show
Weeeeeeeeeell, no. I kinda picked a random character so that recovery doesn’t link to a protagonist
The host is the only person who can recover.
On 2022-07-27 at 02:23:07
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
OBVIOUSLY I CHOOSE CHAINSAW, And my teammate will be Nudge.
On 2022-07-27 at 02:25:59
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
On 2022-07-27 at 02:28:07
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
Useless message
On 2022-07-27 at 02:29:22
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
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2On 2022-07-27 at 03:18:18
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo. And i am stupid to
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
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I never said they were stupid and you quoted someone to say nothing so yes it's useless
On 2022-07-27 at 04:00:50
So ummmmm. Can you answer now instead of just babbling?
On 2022-07-27 at 17:29:34
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
I large knife and Tendo
Also you forgot VC at the end when you mentioned everyone.
On 2022-07-27 at 17:41:53
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
I choose the sword and Tendo
Also you forgot VC at the end when you mentioned everyone.
I already chose the sword
On 2022-07-27 at 18:30:59
Episode One: The End is Near.
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
AK-47
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
KATANAS
Groups:
Boi
Kingnintoad: Hello, and welcome to Battle for Mario Kart PC Show! We have lots of contestants going for the prize with our all-out challenges.
Max: Hey. I’m Max-Bros the Snorlax. I hope I can win this game, but I really just want no one to die again.
Boi: Like that would ever happen.
VC: I think you, BJ, and Nudge learned your lessons. And so did everyone else.
Boi: Hmm. Too shay.
Lely: Hi everyone! I’m Lely! I wanna win, and I hope we all have a good time! I also love cute things.
Nudge: Hi, I’m Nudge. I was the great creator of Elemental Animals, but the city of MKPC shut it down due to “the incident”. I want to win more than anything.
Red: Hey, I’m Red. Um, that’s it. I like Mario, I guess.
Tendo: I’m tendo and I like the Nintendo.
Osc-omb: Hey, I’m Omb. I’m a Bob-omb, which means if I die, at least I’ll go out with a BANG!!
BJ: Tiiiiimber. Hey. I’m BJ, the no-longer dead Buzzy Beetle. I wonder what effects temporarily dying has on the body.
Boi: Perhaps ligma? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Nudge: You are so weird. 🤮
Boi: Nah, It’s more my sexism. Wait a sec, why am I talking to you? You killed BJ!
Nudge: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED KRAZE AND SCAMER! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM HERE.
Boi: Huh. Guess it is my fault. But they’re gone now. Can’t bring ‘em back. Well, I suppose Toad could, you know if we still had their bodies. Good chance we won’t see them again.
Two: Hi guys!
Boi: Whoa! Who’s this? A sentient number?
Two: I’m Two, aka BFDI_Ahmad15. You know. The host of the TPOT?
Boi: Familiar, but draws no strings.
Lely: Have we met?
Two: Probably. I know we’ve met, but I don’t remember all of you.
Boi: Hey. I think I have met you before!
Two: Oh okay. Well, I have to go, so for now, twodeloo! *faded: heh, get it? Cause two? hehehe!*
Boi: Well, that was something. I’m gonna go back to my super-lit base and wait for something deadly to happen.
Kingnintoad: Well, now that that’s happened, we can finally start BFMKPCS! Time for the-
*INTENSE RUMBLING*
*MONITOR APPEARS*
TV: You have one minute before the phagocytizing eruption occurs.
Boi: How intense! I knew something like this would happen.
Nudge: WHY NOT HELP US?!
Boi: Nope.
BJ: What do we do?
Lely: I DON’T KNOW!?
Max: Let’s try moving away from the monitor. That way we have a lower chance of getting hit by the-
*VERY POWERFUL RUMBLING BEGINS BRIEFLY.*
*indistinguishable screaming and panic*
Kingnintoad: OWW! I’M TRAPPED DOWN HERE, AND I THINK MY ARM IS BLEEDING HEEEELP!!
Lely: Oh no! Are you okay- wait. I’M TRAPPED TOO! Help us please! 😭
VC: I’m trapped too.
Boi: Huh. This feels familiar, but I can’t recall….
Max: Swamp, vines, Kraze, ring any bells?
Boi: Yea, but I didn’t control who died. You did. Even if it was my fault.
Max: So, can’t I save all of you?
TV: No, as the ramp of rocks over there can only withstand about 1130lbs / 512.5594kg. You could probably bring one person up.
Max: WHY MUST I ALWAYS PICK TO SAVE OR KILL MY FRIENDS?!
Boi: Hmmm. We should be strategic about our choic-
Max: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DDESERVE A SAY IN THIS?!
Boi: Jeez, someone’s got an aditude.
Max: I’m going in.
Max: I’m down now! Although I wish I could save you all, I pick to save….. Lely. He’s my friend, and I want to make sure he lives the most.
*as they climb, the rock ramp falls behind them, preventing further enterance.*
Lely: Thank you Max, for saving me.
Max: No problem, I just wish that I could save them all.
*EXPLOSION*
Boi: Nice. More content. *eats popcorn* This will be good.
Nudge: SHUT UP. But what was that?
Lely: Maybe it’s something cute!🥰
Boi: Not surprised your tiny brain would think that. But based on the volume of the bang, I would predict that it came from Chemical Plant Zone.
Lely: Hey! Rude! 😡
Boi: Considering you’ve met me, I’m not very surprised.
TV: Hey… um. Something interesting is happening. Remember the medals? Well, they’re gone, but there are now fragments of a crystal called “The Ultanium Crystal”. It should grant immense power to the user.
Tendo: I say we check it out.
Boi: Okay, so here’s what we do.
Boi: We go in groups of two to the area, and I’ll go alone. There will be two groups of two, me, and a group of three. It’s more efficient if we travel in smaller groups. Everyone, grab one of my weapons.
Here’s what you all must pick.
@Toadboiiiii (Me) (Picked)
@TheNudgyHampter (Nudge)
@Max-Bros (Max)
@Chiminie (Lely)
@tendokiddo (Tendo)
@Quorzel (Red)
@Bjthebuzzybeetle (BJ)
@Osc-omb (Osc-omb)
Weapon Options:
PISTOL A
PISTOL B
CHAINSAW
SHOTGUN
SWITCHBLADE
LARGE KNIFE
SWORD
Groups:
Boi
I large knife and Tendo
Also you forgot VC at the end when you mentioned everyone.
Well VC is in the hole good chance she won’t come back. Oh wait, I have the power, so it’s a guarantee.
1On 2022-07-30 at 05:02:23
Screw this ep 2 time
Selectins
Me (AK-47 and KATANAS)
Nudge (SWORD A) and Tendo (CHAINSAW)
Lely (AIR) and Max (SHOTGUN)
Quorzel (SWORD B), Omb (HIMSELF), and BJ (SWITCHBLADE)
If you don’t like what you got, well.. it’s not like I care. Should have picked.
Selectins
Me (AK-47 and KATANAS)
Nudge (SWORD A) and Tendo (CHAINSAW)
Lely (AIR) and Max (SHOTGUN)
Quorzel (SWORD B), Omb (HIMSELF), and BJ (SWITCHBLADE)
If you don’t like what you got, well.. it’s not like I care. Should have picked.
On 2022-07-30 at 05:03:32
Episode Two: The Ultanium Power
Boi: Alright, let’s go.
Lely: Where are we even going? Are there gonna be cute animals-
Boi: SHUT UP! NO, THERE ARE NO CUTE ANIMALS IN THE DESERT. We’re going to the Chemical Plant Zone, because I said so, and I think it’s there.
Max: How do we know that you aren’t leading us into a murder trap?
Boi: I don’t. All I know is that it’s exploded. If you die there, it’s probably the radiation.
Boi: Alright, let’s go.
Lely: Where are we even going? Are there gonna be cute animals-
Boi: SHUT UP! NO, THERE ARE NO CUTE ANIMALS IN THE DESERT. We’re going to the Chemical Plant Zone, because I said so, and I think it’s there.
Max: How do we know that you aren’t leading us into a murder trap?
Boi: I don’t. All I know is that it’s exploded. If you die there, it’s probably the radiation.
On 2022-08-08 at 08:09:21
I choose shotgun
On 2022-08-20 at 15:28:28
r e v i v e because I want this topic back.
On 2022-08-20 at 15:58:40
r e v i v e because I want this topic back.
Use the 1up mushroom smiley
1On 2022-08-20 at 18:26:49
Ok new rule
Whoever can answer my SUPER OMEGE HARD QUESTION
gets the topic under my supervision
If no 1 gets it I lock it for all eternity
QUESTION: x3+y3+z3=k
Whoever can answer my SUPER OMEGE HARD QUESTION
gets the topic under my supervision
If no 1 gets it I lock it for all eternity
QUESTION: x3+y3+z3=k
On 2022-08-21 at 23:27:20
Ok new rule
Whoever can answer my SUPER OMEGE HARD QUESTION
gets the topic under my supervision
If no 1 gets it I lock it for all eternity
QUESTION: x3+y3+z3=k
Whoever can answer my SUPER OMEGE HARD QUESTION
gets the topic under my supervision
If no 1 gets it I lock it for all eternity
QUESTION: x3+y3+z3=k
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