Knock knock jokes - MKPC Forum

CanadaFromPWA

362 -

Luigi

63638 pts ★ Titan

11239 pts ★ Champion

United Kingdom

On 2025-05-27 at 22:13:53

This is a topic for 'Knock Knock' jokes.

I'll start:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

I didn't know you were an owl! rire

GamerJax55FromPWA

619 -

Mario

56443 pts ★ Titan

12762 pts ★ Champion

United States

On 2025-05-27 at 22:18:07

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

4
4 who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

For you: 🎁

Open Gift:

Spoiler [Show Hide]

https://media.tenor.com/05uuw_HTPOYAAAAM/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.gif

3

1

CanadaFromPWA

362 -

Luigi

63638 pts ★ Titan

11239 pts ★ Champion

United Kingdom

On 2025-05-27 at 22:19:11

GamerJax55 wrote:

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

4
4 who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

For you: 🎁

Thanks!

EDIT: Oh wait.. take it back

The-Epic-Flyin-Yoshi

1746 -

Golden Mario

5000 pts ★ Novice

United States

On 2025-05-27 at 22:20:35

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mii.
Mii Who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Mii HUNGRY!
COOKIE NO!!!

2

2

2

1

1

-MarioNLuigi-

1235 -

Golden Mario

9854 pts ★ Expert

5595 pts ★ Novice

United States

On 2025-05-28 at 00:46:23

GamerJax55 wrote:

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

4
4 who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

For you: 🎁

Open Gift:

Spoiler [Show Hide]

i am going to lego jump off a cli-

Goomba8koopa10

G

99 -

Boo

18260 pts ★ Master

6839 pts ★ Racer

United States

On 2025-05-28 at 02:12:57

Knock knock
Who,s there

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Dishes

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Dishes who
DISHES NOT A GOOD JOKE

2

NotNashatra

700 -

Mario

6367 pts ★ Racer

5000 pts ★ Novice

United States

On 2025-05-28 at 07:55:41

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)

KirbytripleDX_2014

537 -

Mario

10014 pts ★ Champion

6438 pts ★ Racer

Trinidad and Tobago

On 2025-05-28 at 09:26:19

Knock knock
Who's there
I'm cal
I'm cal who?
I'm calling you about your car's extended warranty.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP!

4

CanadaFromPWA

362 -

Luigi

63638 pts ★ Titan

11239 pts ★ Champion

United Kingdom

On 2025-05-28 at 09:35:25

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Asking!
Asking who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Asking you, ofc! rire

4

UltraToad-

654 -

Mario

8581 pts ★ Expert

5052 pts ★ Novice

United Kingdom

On 2025-05-28 at 09:43:49

Knock KNOCK
Who's there

Spoiler [Show Hide]

It
It who

it's a me mario

3

1

--T--

723 -

Mario

65572 pts ★ Titan

12175 pts ★ Champion

United Kingdom

On 2025-05-28 at 12:12:42

Knock Knock

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Atish

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Atish who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

oh, bless you

1

STG3FromPWA

76 -

Boo

9660 pts ★ Expert

5149 pts ★ Novice

Algeria

On 2025-05-28 at 15:25:44

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uw

Uw Who?

OWO...

GamerJax55FromPWA

619 -

Mario

56443 pts ★ Titan

12762 pts ★ Champion

United States

On 2025-06-14 at 19:03:05

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

No one's here lol

2

X___zxClear___X

29 -

Koopa

12655 pts ★ Champion

5000 pts ★ Novice

Croatia

On 2025-06-14 at 19:12:38

Knock knock, who's there?
Toad.
Toad who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

TOAD HUNGRY!
MUSHROOM NO!!!

X___zxClear___X

29 -

Koopa

12655 pts ★ Champion

5000 pts ★ Novice

Croatia

On 2025-06-14 at 19:16:01

Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Your Wii from Amazon!

Can u read that?

1

1

1

1

GamerJax55FromPWA

619 -

Mario

56443 pts ★ Titan

12762 pts ★ Champion

United States

On 2025-06-21 at 01:01:19

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Oh ok,
Oh ok, who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

You of course! 🫵

KirbytripleDX_2014

537 -

Mario

10014 pts ★ Champion

6438 pts ★ Racer

Trinidad and Tobago

On 2025-06-21 at 02:52:13

Knock knock
Who's there

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Gems

Spoiler [Show Hide]

I didn't order no ge-

Spoiler [Show Hide]

GEM APPLES ARE ONLY $9.99

Spoiler [Show Hide]

SHUT THE HELL UP MAGOLOR IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING!

NotNashatra

700 -

Mario

6367 pts ★ Racer

5000 pts ★ Novice

United States

On 2025-06-21 at 03:09:15

X___zxClear___X wrote:

Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Your Wii from Amazon!

Can u read that?

I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.

SuperSwimmer

441 -

Metal Luigi

15609 pts ★ Master

7416 pts ★ Racer

United States

On 2025-06-21 at 03:52:58

Did you know that Americans don't tell knock-knock jokes?

Spoiler [Show Hide]

Because freedom rings

2