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Messages 224 - Toad Toad
vs59716 pts ★ Titan
battle11239 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
This is a topic for 'Knock Knock' jokes.

I'll start:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
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I didn't know you were an owl!rire
Messages 429 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
vs56251 pts ★ Titan
battle10320 pts ★ Champion
United States
Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Open Gift:
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https://media.tenor.com/05uuw_HTPOYAAAAM/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.gif
rirerirerirerirerire
xd3
sweat1
Messages 224 - Toad Toad
vs59716 pts ★ Titan
battle11239 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
GamerJax55 wrote:
Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Thanks!:D
EDIT: Oh wait.. take it back:p

Messages 1471 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mii.
Mii Who?
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Mii HUNGRY!
COOKIE NO!!!
xd1
koopa2
gamba2
joy1
genius1
Messages 1160 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs9775 pts ★ Expert
battle5595 pts ★ Novice
United States
GamerJax55 wrote:
Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Open Gift:
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https://media.tenor.com/05uuw_HTPOYAAAAM/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.gif
rirerirerirerirerire

i am going to lego jump off a cli-
G
Messages 99 - Boo Boo
vs18260 pts ★ Master
battle6839 pts ★ Racer
United States
Knock knock
Who,s there
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Dishes
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Dishes who
DISHES NOT A GOOD JOKE
gamba2
Messages 624 - Mario Mario
vs6367 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)
Messages 527 - Mario Mario
vs10005 pts ★ Champion
battle6438 pts ★ Racer
Trinidad and Tobago
Knock knock
Who's there
I'm cal
I'm cal who?
I'm calling you about your car's extended warranty.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP!
xd4
Messages 224 - Toad Toad
vs59716 pts ★ Titan
battle11239 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Asking!
Asking who?
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Asking you, ofc!rire
xd4
Messages 330 - Peach Peach
vs8281 pts ★ Expert
battle5017 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom
Knock KNOCK
Who's there
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It
It who
it's a me mario
mario_dance3
mario_wink1
Messages 638 - Mario Mario
vs62237 pts ★ Titan
battle11812 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Knock Knock
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Who's there?
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Atish
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Atish who?
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oh, bless you





:pmdr
mario_facepalm1
Messages 64 - Boo Boo
vs9141 pts ★ Expert
battle5041 pts ★ Novice
Algeria
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uw

Uw Who?

OWO...
Messages 429 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
vs56251 pts ★ Titan
battle10320 pts ★ Champion
United States
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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 who?
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No one's here lol
xd2
X
Messages 20 - Koopa Koopa
vs8606 pts ★ Expert
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Croatia
Knock knock, who's there?
Toad.
Toad who?

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TOAD HUNGRY!
MUSHROOM NO!!!
X
Messages 20 - Koopa Koopa
vs8606 pts ★ Expert
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Croatia
Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?
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Your Wii from Amazon!










Can u read that?
xd1
surprised1
thinking1
thumbsup1
Messages 429 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
vs56251 pts ★ Titan
battle10320 pts ★ Champion
United States
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Oh ok,
Oh ok, who?
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You of course! 🫵
Messages 527 - Mario Mario
vs10005 pts ★ Champion
battle6438 pts ★ Racer
Trinidad and Tobago
Knock knock
Who's there
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Gems
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I didn't order no ge-
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GEM APPLES ARE ONLY $9.99
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SHUT THE HELL UP MAGOLOR IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING!
Messages 624 - Mario Mario
vs6367 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?
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Your Wii from Amazon!










Can u read that?

I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.
Messages 284 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
vs14812 pts ★ Champion
battle6813 pts ★ Racer
United States
Did you know that Americans don't tell knock-knock jokes?
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Because freedom rings
xd2

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