[FANFIC] Super MKPC World (MATURE CONTENT WARNING)
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12740 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-02-27 at 18:18:00
Ya know what, fine I will ship Pixel and Cario... in the same episode that Cario fucking dies
Already did that in my fanfic
Wanna help me
I really hope he isn't the pilot or we might have another 9/11
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On 2024-02-27 at 18:38:36
I'll (hopefully) join when someone dies 
(plz upvote)!
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On 2024-02-27 at 19:01:22
Ya know what, fine I will ship Pixel and Cario... in the same episode that Cario fucking dies
Already did that in my fanfic
hey I didn't die oh shi-
On 2024-02-27 at 20:18:38
Name coolmonkey
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On 2024-02-27 at 20:22:03
Name coolmonkey
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
Color brown
Species monkey
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1On 2024-03-03 at 22:17:19
Season 1, Chapter 1: Goodbye MKPC City
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
Nudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
Nudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
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21On 2024-03-03 at 22:33:19
Season 1, Chapter 1: Goodbye MKPC City
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
lNudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
lNudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
me in this fanfic: pro at GD
me when i'm actually playing GD: can't even get past 1% on Bloodbath
anyways good episode
3
3On 2024-03-03 at 22:57:10
if I had a nickel everytime I was an asshole for no reason in a fanfic I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
22On 2024-03-03 at 23:01:02
Line distribution is pretty fair here:
Max - 18
Alyssa - 13
Osc - 11
Lely - 8
Eli - 8
Pixel - 8
Cario - 7
Nudge - 7
D4rk - 2
Limey - 2
Twilight - 1
Chilli - 1
Total - 86
Max - 18
Alyssa - 13
Osc - 11
Lely - 8
Eli - 8
Pixel - 8
Cario - 7
Nudge - 7
D4rk - 2
Limey - 2
Twilight - 1
Chilli - 1
Total - 86
On 2024-03-03 at 23:02:04
if I had a nickel everytime I was an asshole for no reason in a fanfic I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
Nah check the line distributions, you wouldn't be that broke
On 2024-03-03 at 23:03:45
if I had a nickel everytime I was an asshole for no reason in a fanfic I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
Nah check the line distributions, you wouldn't be that broke
I mean in how many fanfics i'm an asshole also I don't like that and also I would never forgive myself if I ever make lely cry oh wait fuck-
1On 2024-03-03 at 23:05:07
if I had a nickel everytime I was an asshole for no reason in a fanfic I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
Nah check the line distributions, you wouldn't be that broke
I mean in how many fanfics i'm an asshole also I don't like that and also I would never forgive myself if I ever make lely cry oh wait fuck-
Guess I beat ya there
On 2024-03-03 at 23:10:04
It's quite good ! I still think there is a tad bit too much of romance, Max is a tad too much of a simp, but aside from that... it's good, the plot is just quite hidden behind the love triangles lmao
221On 2024-03-03 at 23:11:19
Season 1, Chapter 1: Goodbye MKPC City
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
Nudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart...
Osc: If anyone is worth doing??? You mean like how Lely is-
Lely: And of course this episode had to start with a sex joke. Nice one Osc, nice one. (Lely brings out a lighter)
Osc: Oh yes please blow me up-
Lely: Oh my god not the MKPC 64 thing again... Can we please continue the narration?
Nudge: Can you two please not continue breaking the fourth wall?
As I was saying... It's a clear afternoon in MKPC City. Just outside Peach Circuit, in Peach's old castle which is where we all now live, our group is growing, both in quality and in quantity.
Twilight: (Dies in Geometry Dash) Shit, that was almost 20% on Bloodbath... Chilli, could you please help me on this Geometry Dash level? (Hands Chilli the keyboard)
Chilli: (Takes Choco's PC over) Sure, I love a good gaming challenge.
Osc: Bloodbaths are mid, I'd rather bathe in Lely's cu-
Max: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lely: Oh yes and I'd also like to do that very much. (Snickering at Max)
Max: NOOOOOO!
Osc: What? Are you saying I can't get a white makeover from Lely? (Also snickering at Max)
Max: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-!
Nudge: Please don't run around, it already stinks of sweaty fox fur, take a shower instead.
Max: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!
Pixel: Nobody's bullying you, and get out of your simping ass fantasies.
Max: I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP OH MY GOD!
Cario: HEY DON'T TALK TO MY WIFEY LIKE THAT!
Pixel: Eww and you can get away from me too, like you're one to talk about simping...
Cario: YOU HEARD HER! DON'T TALK TO MY BABY GIRL LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Max: W h a t
Nudge: W h a t
Pixel: Ugh I need an aspirin, I'm going... (Pixel walks off into the next room where Alyssa is sleeping)
Alyssa: (Wakes up and yawns) Oh hey Pixel... How are you? (Alyssa gives Pixel a warm and loving smile)
Pixel: I'm a little uncomfortable... (Sits on the end of Alyssa's bed)
Alyssa: Cario again I'm guessing?
Pixel: ...Yeah... He's so weird...
Eli: Wait wait wait, WHAT?! Cario's making you uncomfortable?!
Pixel breaks down in tears thinking about it, she feels like Cario never lets her have any personal space and keeps making her feel uncomfortable which has finally brought her to tears.
Eli: (Angrily) I think I will have a little talk with Cario.
Alyssa: Cousin, wait. He's only a kid, he's not a teenager like us-
Eli: But he made your girlfriend uncomfortable! Why wouldn't I confront him?!
Alyssa: Elijah, please, listen to me. Violence will not solve a thing. He'll only feel startled and grow fearful of you. This is not the way that you want to be viewed, is it?
Eli: (Awkwardly) ...Okay. I won't do it.
Suddenly, Osc leaps over Alyssa's bed as an exhausted and sweaty Max runs into the room.
Alyssa: Max, what do you think you are you doing in our room?
Max: I'm chasing Osc!
Alyssa: And why, may I inquire?
Max: BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LELY!
Alyssa: So? It's not like Lely's interested in you anyway. (Giggling at Max)
Max: STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
Eli: DON'T YOU DARE! NOBODY HARMS ALYSSA WITHOUT GETTING THROUGH ME FIRST!
Eli raises his fist but Alyssa catches his hand before it touches Max's face, glaring at her cousin as if she were challenging him to strike the kitsune even once.
Max: THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU! STOP BULLYING ME!
Eli: YOU STOP BULLYING ALYSSA!
Pixel: STOP FIGHTING, ALL OF YOU! (Everyone immediately shuts up and stares at Pixel, almost in disbelief)
Max: (Angrily) What... did... you... just... say?!
Nudge: Why... are... you... talking... like... that...?!
Max: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING ANGRY!
Pixel: SHUT UP MAX! YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH OVER YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH LELY!
Max: LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FAWNING OVER ILLU ALL THE TIME!
Osc: Porning over Illu?
Max: I SAID FAWNING YOU RETARD!
Osc: Yeah I am, and so are you.
Max: SHUT UP! I'M GOING!
Nudge: Go then, bye, nobody cares.
Max storms out of Peach's Castle in a huff and mumbles under his breath, quite clearly vexed.
Lely: Wow. That was... heated. Fucking hell, Max really let loose... I'm honestly speechless, I go to cook us dinner and this...
Lely breaks down in tears this time and Alyssa rushes to the young teenage boy's side, rubbing his back gently while comforting him and wiping away his tears.
Alyssa: Lely... don't cry... (Tears fill Alyssa's eyes too, she hates seeing Lely like this)
Lely: (Through tears) Max is one of my best friends so it pains me to see him so blinded by wrath because of me... it's all my fault...
Alyssa: No don't say that, it's nothing to do with you at all... it's not your fault that Max was like that...
Lely sobs louder and wraps his arms around the faerie, finding near-perfect comfort in her warm embrace.
Cario: Well Pixel, since Lely and Alyssa are hugging why don't we hug each other?
Eli: You can, but remember that I'm always watching you...
Cario: I... uhh... sorry...
Lely: (Ignoring Cario) Thank you Alyssa... I needed that... (Hugs Alyssa tighter)
Max comes back after a walk and sees Lely and Alyssa hugging. He is NOT happy…
Max: I COME BACK AFTER A WALK AND SEE THIS?!
Nudge: I COME BACK AFTER BEING HERE THIS WHOLE TIME AND SEE THIS?!
Max: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FURBALL!
Osc: Gays, Max can't make an original joke. Real. Skull emoji. Oh my god gays.
D4rk: (Scrolling through social media feed) Oh mah gawd, this is so not giving, canceling Max on TikTok. So not slay queen.
It was at this point that Limey, an MKPCian who didn't really have much to say in most matters, began to speak up.
Limey: Y'all are being so immature, like for the love of God, why can we never have a single day when there's no drama? Max, I get you're mad at everyone cause you like Lely but there's no need to cuss at every given moment and go off on such useless tangents. Osc, maybe tone down on the sex jokes since that's what's pissing off Max in the first place.
Osc: Pissing on Max? Pass.
Alyssa: Would you be serious for once, please?
Osc: ...Fine.
Limey: This drama is so unnecessary, and Cario, I know you barely said anything but your crush on Alyssa's girlfriend is starting to get creepy now.
Cario: You mean MY girlfriend.
Lely: You're even worse than Max in this case, Cario. You're just being creepy and perverted and you're making your "wifey" uncomfortable. Not very loving of you is it?
Cario is left dumbfounded by Lely's words, he had no real retaliation to the teenager's words. He just stood there like a fool without saying anything, in front of the entire group, who were still crowded in Alyssa's vast parlor-like room.
Lely: Just as I thought, you can’t even say anything cause you know how much- (A wall cracks behind Lely) Wh-what was that…?
Max: The walls are cracking? I thought this place was solid as a rock…
Osc: Solid as my cock, you mean. (The walls continue cracking)
Alyssa: Then maybe it’s not solid at all.
Osc: Precisely, why would it be solid when Max is here?
Alyssa: (Rolls her eyes but giggles) Regardless, this really isn’t the time. (Alyssa grabs Pixel and Eli by the wrist gently and runs out of the room with her family in tow)
Nudge: Wow what a bitch, taking her family to leave us here to die.
D4rk: (Twists his hips sharply) Ugh, that’s not giving, L place for a TikTok shoot though. So not gyatt.
Lely: Fucking hell can you two please shut up? You know Illu's not like that.
Alyssa flies up to the window of her room in her private jet and opens the window, she had NOT abandoned anyone at all, she had just went to get her aircraft to save everyone.
Alyssa: Guys, c’mon, get in the jet! (Alyssa helps everyone into her jet, first Lely, Max and Osc, then Nudge and Limey, eventually everyone gets into the jet but Cario)
Eli: Get in Cario! If you tarry you’ll be left behind! And likely die!
Cario: No! You’re just gonna hate me for being with my wifey!
Pixel: (Facepalms) For the last fucking time, I am NOT your wifey! Just get in before that castle crushes your ass to death!
Cario: …Fine.
As soon as everyone enters Alyssa’s aircraft Alyssa flies away. But where to?
Find out next time in Super MKPC World!
I love how this is Osc the second the fanfic starts:
6On 2024-03-06 at 17:59:47
Name coolmonkey
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
character applications are closed btw
what tf is wrong here
im just saying character applications are closed
On 2024-03-06 at 18:02:03
Name coolmonkey
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
Color brown
Personality cool sick chill
Species monkey
Gender male
character applications are closed btw
what tf is wrong here
im just saying character applications are closed
why thogh
maybe because there's enough characters?
On 2024-03-06 at 21:13:39
Im hoping for someone to die someone plz be stupid plz I missed the deadline
On 2024-03-06 at 21:19:02
Im hoping for someone to die someone plz be stupid plz I missed the deadline
I mean Cariots is confirmed to die in the next episode or two. However, you must compete with me to gain entry so, when it comes to it, good luck.
33On 2024-03-20 at 05:43:16
Sorry I kind of abandoned this for a while, I had some issues going on irl, however Episode 2 will release shortly so please watch this space!!
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