[FANFIC] MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders (MATURE CONTENT AND VIOLENCE WARNING)
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11219 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-12-22 at 23:55:13
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
WHY CAN'T I SAY THE N WORD!!! Maxence keeps preventing me dawg!!!Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
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On 2023-12-23 at 00:32:42
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Great episode! And i like the bit about clinging to the ceiling lol. One thing tho. I'm probably the only one who cares about this but does every other line have to contain swear words? It's a bit repetitive. Other than that this is starting very well
Yeah, especially Daisanko who hates swearing yet swears so casually in this
3On 2023-12-23 at 00:38:45
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Great episode! And i like the bit about clinging to the ceiling lol. One thing tho. I'm probably the only one who cares about this but does every other line have to contain swear words? It's a bit repetitive. Other than that this is starting very well
Yeah, especially Daisanko who hates swearing yet swears so casually in this
Not only Daisanko hates swearing, but most of these swear words feel unnecessary or "too much", like "dumbfuck" or "the fucking fourth wall". Even as a proud swear writer this is above my standards.
Woodlice ?
Still, good episodes !
On 2023-12-23 at 00:45:35
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Me after seeing the second episode: HOLY LEVATAITING
On 2023-12-23 at 01:51:43
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
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1On 2023-12-23 at 03:50:55
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
You did not turn me into a 6 year old.💀
Good episode though.
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On 2023-12-23 at 05:27:45
Just a thing about the excessive swearing: It was intentional, after being kidnapped everyone was meant to blow up on each other out of fear lol. The entire point of Danganronpa to me is that everything is psychological and happens on a subconscious level, so even when people appear calm they're still swearing at every other thing/person because they're scared of their current situation.
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1On 2023-12-23 at 18:10:09
Case 0, Episode 2, 20:11pm
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Suika: Urrrggh... don't tell me I drank too much again- huh?! (Suika looks around her, she's in a gym hall somewhere)
Lely: You okay Suika? You were out for so long, we started to worry...
Nudge: Again, I didn't fucking worry.
Pixel: (Rolls her eyes) If I have to spend another second with Nudge I'll fucking leave.
Nudge: Go ahead then.
Pixel: Watch me. (Pixel walks to the doors and tries to get out but they're barricaded) Oh, you motherfucker.
Daisanko: Wait we can't get out?! Where even are we?!
Krazey: I may be able to explain.
Max: Huh? Is it something to do with that evil robot bear?
Krazey: Yeah, more or less.
D4rk: Well that was fucking anticlimactic.
Suika: Yeah, that solves absolutely nothing at all. Like for example why we fucked off here when we were chilling on a field.
Daisanko: W-wait, what if w-we were k-k-kidnapped...
Nodac: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU NIG-
Max: Don't say that word...
Nodac: Fine. But I still love people.
Max: Oh my god...
Suika: Why the fuck are we dawdling anyway? If I were you I'd be looking for a way out. Cupcake, c'mon we're going for a walk.
Lely: You called your pet wolf Cupcake? Awww, cute...
Nudge: Nobody fucking cares.
Pixel: Ugh, before you say another word I'm going with Suika. (Pixel walks off with Suika)
Nudge: Okay simp, have it your way I guess.
Krazey: They won't get anywhere anyway, I checked all the exits and they're all either barred off or barricaded.
Lely: Shit.
Iam: Can you have a longer line than just 'Shit.', please?
Nudge: Nice fucking breaking the fourth wall.
Suika: Yep, Krazey's right, we had no luck at all. (Cupcake lies down at Suika's feet)
???: YAHOO!
Nodac: HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT BLACK AND WHITE NIG-
Max: STOP SAYING THE FUCKING N-WORD!
Suika: Don't tell me you're behind this fucking mess, Monokuma.
Monokuma: Upupupu! That's right! When yer were all relaxin' on the hill, I sent yer here!
Lely: But why?!
Monokuma: It was in yer contract, yer idiots!
Nudge: Who exactly are you calling idiots? And what contract?
Monokuma: I'm callin' yer an idiot!
Nudge: Rude. (Punches Monokuma)
Suika: NUDGE DON'T-
Monokuma: Like yer one to talk! It's against the rules to harm yer principal!
Nudge: I don't give a fuck.
Monokuma: Usually I'd execute yer for harmin' me but since the game hasn't even fuckin' started I'll let yer off this once!
Max: WHAT GAME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH US?!
Monokuma: Oh, yer'll see... Anyway! There are 8 dorms in this school, and 16 of yer! That means there'll be two of yer to a dorm! Now since I'm such a nice little bear, I'll let yer pick who yer dormmate will be!
Nudge: D4rk, you're the only reasonable person here, wanna be my roomie?
D4rk: Sure, so long as I'm not around that raving dragon or her girlfriend. (Sneers at Suika and Pixel)
Suika: Ugh, you two are such pretentious woodlice... Pixel, wanna share my dorm?
Pixel: Sure, thanks Suika! (Suika carries Pixel to their dorm)
Kirby64: Iam, you're a fellow Kirby, wanna be roomies?
Iam: Eh sure I guess, I don't even know many people here.
Lely: I feel like I need an aspirin after today... Krazey, wanna be my roomie so you can train in peace?
Krazey: Thanks for the offer I guess, just hope you got a treadmill or something in there.
Max: Lely why didn't you pick me... anyway K, since you're the least insufferable person left, wanna be my roomie?
K: (Clinging to the ceiling) I'm not here, but sure I guess.
Ruri: I don't know who's left that I know won't be such an insufferable wreck... Choco, wanna be my roomie?
Choco: Sure I guess, there's nobody else who I even know well enough...
SYK: Oh mah gawd, this is giving L so bad... Cringeh, if you're a skibidi fanum tax sigma, you'll be my roomie right queen?
Cringeh: I don't get paid enough for this... fine...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH WHY AM I STUCK WITH THIS CRYBABY?!
Daisanko: Urrrggh, speak for yourself bitch...
Nodac: RAAAAAAAH!
Monokuma: Upupupu... now let the killing games... BEGIN!
Great episode! And i like the bit about clinging to the ceiling lol. One thing tho. I'm probably the only one who cares about this but does every other line have to contain swear words? It's a bit repetitive. Other than that this is starting very well
Yeah, especially Daisanko who hates swearing yet swears so casually in this
On 2023-12-25 at 00:49:46
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
On 2023-12-25 at 01:23:12
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
But what if he was too
On 2023-12-25 at 02:55:13
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
On 2023-12-25 at 08:52:58
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
On 2023-12-26 at 15:47:35
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
Yes it was 2 years ago
On 2023-12-26 at 16:05:53
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
I love how you're saying as if it was a normal thing
1On 2023-12-26 at 16:22:24
*Nodac casually saying the n word when I'm a black person irl*
Lol I'm also black aswell and yes I have been beaten by my parents with A electric cord
Yo, same! I've finally found my people.
Well not quite. Cord isn't that much...
How about heated iron? Gone that far yet?
EDIT: For the record I'm not saying I've been hit with a hot iron. Only cold. I just want to know if somebody here has reached that next level.
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On 2023-12-26 at 18:34:24
name-axol
color-tan
personolity-hangry but curious(likes to day ur a liar)
talent-ninja kicks and speed
species:toeshi,yoshi but with MORE TOES
color-tan
personolity-hangry but curious(likes to day ur a liar)
talent-ninja kicks and speed
species:toeshi,yoshi but with MORE TOES
2
1
1On 2023-12-27 at 08:20:05
Just a note that I've planned out all the victims and culprits for each Case (there are 2 double murders) and I've also planned who will be the Ultimate Hope and who will be the Ultimate Despair, also there are TWO Ultimate Detectives! 
(uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)
Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
(uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
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1On 2023-12-27 at 22:42:53
Just a note that I've planned out all the victims and culprits for each Case (there are 2 double murders) and I've also planned who will be the Ultimate Hope and who will be the Ultimate Despair, also there are TWO Ultimate Detectives! (uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)
Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
(uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
am i in?
1On 2023-12-27 at 22:43:56
Just a note that I've planned out all the victims and culprits for each Case (there are 2 double murders) and I've also planned who will be the Ultimate Hope and who will be the Ultimate Despair, also there are TWO Ultimate Detectives! (uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)
Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
(uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
am i in?
You would be if you actually bothered suppressing your evident Yoshi foot fetish and being mature for once
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24On 2023-12-27 at 23:06:09
Just a note that I've planned out all the victims and culprits for each Case (there are 2 double murders) and I've also planned who will be the Ultimate Hope and who will be the Ultimate Despair, also there are TWO Ultimate Detectives! (uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)fine, itl be a yoshi
Case 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
(uhhhh yeah I just realized that they're the only ones left too lmao)fine, itl be a yoshiCase 1 will start probably today or tomorrow, and I hope you'll enjoy what's to come in MKronpa: Truthfully Lying Murders!
EDIT: I was gonna base this on THH and have either Pixel or Kirby64 die in Case 2 but it's not THH as an MKPC fanfic lol
am i in?
You would be if you actually bothered suppressing your evident Yoshi foot fetish and being mature for once