[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)

Be my guest 😏

LELY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11! 🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣

Says the dude who probably fucked with as many people as it takes to make Max quiet about his lounge's defeats

wdym betraying YOU everyone know it's me

Your tail is smaller than the seconds it takes to Osc to get [the item that destroys the blue shell in MK8]y

Wdym he just wants everyone to keep themselves safe

I've never been Bullet Billy, the fuck does that even mean

Do you really wanna get HONKed up or what ?

Wait unless you mean Starmany? I've been like that before but rarely

But will it actually be today

*dies*i am dead now because i died

Mushroomy???

Thanks for the feedback, I'll try making it a bit more engaging this episode

Cool episode!

Your fanfic has a more "brutal" style that's rarely seen on MKPC and I like it!

The next episode will be released soon, I just forgot to make it a few days back due to procrastination and also I needed time to figure out who was fighting who and how many fights there would be in one episode. There will be three fights per episode, including rematches and placement rounds. The line-up for the first Match is as follows:

Croassung vs. Coolio
Nudge vs. SS
Osc vs. Dietsoda
/!\ REMINDER: The Fighter who places 6th out of each Tournament will be eliminated (die) /!\

(NOTE: This is just the line-up for Episode 3, the line-ups in different episodes will obviously differ but will retain the same participants until a Fighter is eliminated in a Match, at which point a new Match will begin with new participants but may retain some from previous Matches)

Episode 3 (PART 1 OF 2): Fighting for our Lives

Note before we get started on the episode, I said that each episode would be split into two parts. The thing is, these parts will release separately simply because my computer can't handle long inputs anymore as its hardware is likely broken, thus it often crashes. Apologies if this causes inconvenience for future episodes. Without further ado, here's Episode 3: Part 1 of MKPC Battle!

Max: This cave is a bit dark... not sure if I like it here...
Lely: Why don't we set Osc's fuse alight, that'll give us some light.
Nudge: That's not necessary, idiots. There's a fucking light switch here for a reason. (Nudge flicks the light switch on, lighting up the entire cave, revealing a luxury settlement)
D4rk: Oh mah gawd, perfect setup for a TikTok shoot, yars queen~
Princess [changed my name because yes + nothing in the rules that says I can't]: Oh my days... I'm going upstairs...
Ruri: Me too, I'm not sticking around because of a lame-ass TikTok shoot.
Lely: I'm going too.
D4rk: Blawg, that's giving depression, you're bullying me, red flag, posting this on TikTok. (D4rk twists his hips harshly and continues doing TikTok posts)
Coolio: Well that's them gone I guess.
SS: Everyone's been behaving so strangely ever since coming here-
Croassung: Oh my days guys, LOOK!!! (Croassung shows everyone a leaflet for a Battle Tournament)
Princess: What's all the ruckus, me and Ruri were trying to- oh my God, Ruri, you better take a look at this, you're gonna fucking love it.
Ruri: What is it, Prince- (Ruri squeals) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God... A FIGHTING TOURNAMENT?!
Max: (Reading the leaflet with everyone crowded round) 'Think you've got the brains and the brawn? Why not try out Battle Beach, the most exciting fighting gameshow in all of the MKPC World! Signups are at 11pm on the 12th of October at The Ring'...
Nudge: So eleven at night today... at... 'The Ring'? Where's that?
SS: Not so sure I like the sound of this... all the other scrapes we've been through as a team... we're lucky we've survived, I don't wanna die now!
Atomic: Calm down Star, it's just a fighting tournament. I'm sure nobody will REALLY die.
Ouchy: You never know, maybe I'll put a bullet through y'alls brains... (Everyone glares at Ouchy) ...I was joking!
Dietsoda: I mean, Atomic is correct, we are highly unlikely to perish. It will probably just be some kind of melee thing.
Lely: Good call, let's take our weapons and get going.
D4rk: I'll take my phone too, I can't live without it, queen.
Osc: Me and Nudge are packing our video equipment too, we can't risk getting our asses knocked in without getting a snapshot of the action.
Lely: In case you make any innuendos, I'm packing a cigaret lighter to light your fuse which will make you blow up...
Osc: But what if I like that-
Lely: One more word...
Princess: Let's just get going, enough of this whole 'he said, she said' nonsense you two.
Lely: Ugh, fine. Still packing that lighter though.

So everyone made haste for The Ring. Little did they know that Star's suspicions were correct, and they would also meet a familiar foe there... But what is Battle Beach? Why is it so hyped up? Find out in the second part of Episode 3 of MKPC Battle, coming out soon!