[FANFIC] Magma Island
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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-03-23 at 08:35:08
Dawn of the third day (Day 3)
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?
IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head.
Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK.
Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!
Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head
.Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK
.Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Jokes on you Diet, I will continue to be the vain of your existence for all eternity. 😁👍
I swear if I get voted I'm pulling you in with me and we will both die. Otherwise I will find you in this island and once I get my hands on a bow dispatch of you with no witnesses.
On 2023-03-23 at 08:38:07
Dawn of the third day (Day 3)
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND?
IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head.
Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK.
Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE!
Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head
.Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK
.Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Jokes on you Diet, I will continue to be the vain of your existence for all eternity. 😁👍
I swear if I get voted I'm pulling you in with me and we will both die. Otherwise I will find you in this island and once I get my hands on a bow dispatch of you with no witnesses.
Nuh uh uh I’m staying with Noob and I’ll get you a motherfucking guilty verdict
On 2023-07-01 at 11:22:38
Well, it's certainly been a few months, hasn't it?
I'm planning a new episode now, featuring some new characters (maybe).
It will probably be another 4946 years though
.
I'm planning a new episode now, featuring some new characters (maybe).
It will probably be another 4946 years though
.
2On 2023-09-05 at 09:38:05
Dawn of the fourth day (Day 4)
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun
!
Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour
!
Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok!
Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun
!Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour
!Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok
!Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
5On 2023-09-05 at 10:39:12
Dawn of the fourth day (Day 4)
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun!
Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour!
Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok!
Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
It is a very foggy day on the island. Lely awakes on the fine sand beach by the cabins.
Lely: Wow, this fog is definitely thick. I better find someone!
A quiet noise can be heard from one of the speakers...
Lely: What's that noise?
???: Ah, Lely. I'm contacting this island through only one speaker because I don't want The Host's team to know I'm still on their systems.
Lely: But who are you?
???: They call me xrunner. I have some... ...friends with me here.
???: H-hewwo nya~ >w<
xrunner: stop talking like that, and be quiet.
Lely: But how can I trust you?
???: W-why w-wouldn't you 0-0.
Lely: Because you're just a random speaker in the floor. Goodbye.
Lely walks away, but finds a strange door under the docks...
Lely: What could this b-
The Host: ATTENTION ALL SURVIVORS! DO NOT GO WHERE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, OR I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO TERMINATE YOU. Have fun
!Lely: Well that was uncalled for.
Meanwhile in the woods, Noob and StarSplizz have gotten into quite the arguement...
StarSplizz: We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you!
Noob: How is it my fault?
???: anyway do you want to go on my boat or what?
Noob: Actually, I have a job to go to.
StarSplizz: Well, I'm going to stay on these docks.
The man giving out boat trips grabs starsplizz, who grabs noob.
StarSplizz: Remember? If you hadn't had left, we would've made it out of there easily!
Noob: Yet you grabbed me? It's your fault!
Max: Oh, stop bickering.
StarSplizz: Oh, it's you. Think you're the main character, do you? Let's see how well you do in a duel!
As soon as StarSplizz finished his sentence, he struck towards Max's knees with his freshly-sharpened stick, knocking him over.
Max: *fumbles for his spear* Who said I was the "main character"?? *Throws his spear towards StarSplizz, but misses*
StarSplizz: Oh please, you're always making "friends" and getting the most kills an-
Noob smacks StarSplizz on the head with Max's spear, knocking him unconscious.
Max: T-thanks. You really saved me there!
Noob: Don't worry about it, it's standard side character behaviour
!Max:
Over by the black rock beach, Dietsoda decides to tactically "ally" with some peers.
Dietsoda: So... You're "K", right?
K: Yes...
Dietsoda: I've heard a lot of great things about you. Want to ally?
K: Really, me?
Dietsoda: Yes, you seem quite skilled in combat and all of that.
K: Ok
!Meanwhile, Fiery tries to start a fire in the woods with Buzzma.
Fiery: Sorry about yesterday and all that...
Buzzma: I'm still annoyed!!!
The fire lights, with help from Fiery's head.
Fiery: Well, I've said sorry. At least we have heat!
Suddenly, a hand grabs Buzzma by the head and pulls her into the bushes.
???: Heh heh, got one!
Fiery: *Readys his fists* Who's there?!
Dietsoda: Well, not your friend anymore.
A beaten, seeming dead, body is thrown from
the bush.
Fiery: Buzzma!
K: And you're next!
Fiery: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
Fiery punches K in the head, pushing him backwards.
Dietsoda: We'll be back!
Noob and Max have finished setting up a small shelter by the river.
Max: We could just stay here all day! We've got everything we need, water, shelter, heat, and-
Noob: And?
Max: We haven't had food in 4 days!
Noob: Well, I've heard that the host gives us just enough food to survive, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Same with water.
Max: Well, we better look for more food if we're going to be in any more fights.
Nudge: Did someone say "fight"?
Nudge runs into the shelter, stealing a support beam
Max: NO! NUDGE! COME BACK HERE!
Nudge: okay
Lely: Ah, you three. I see you've made quite the shelter here?
The Host: All right, any of you died yet?
K: yeah i beat up buzzma
The Host: Well done. So, who is everone voting?
Dietsoda: I vote Fiery.
Max: Let's all collectively agree to get rid of StarSplizz.
Noob: ^^^^^
Fiery: I vote for Dietsoda. Again.
Nudge: i vote for max
StarSplizz: I'm going to vote for Max.
K: I vote for Fiery.
Lely: I vote for myself.
IlluZhion: I saw a fight between StarSplizz and Max, so I'd say StarSplizz.
Sorbet: I just sat in a bush ALL DAY with IlluZhion, so I vote for StarSplizz too.
The Host: All right, "StarSplizz". Walk down these stairs.
StarSplizz does this, but trips and falls into a hole. Sand starts filling in the hole.
Lely: *Bleh*
Max:
Nudge: eh
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
Nah very good 👍
On 2023-09-10 at 23:55:21
So.
So.
When can we go on that rampage? Also I'm totally gonna end up dead in the next two episodes. This'll be interesting.
So.
When can we go on that rampage? Also I'm totally gonna end up dead in the next two episodes. This'll be interesting.
1On 2023-09-11 at 00:23:47
Imagine suffocating in bread 💀
Also this made me laugh
Also this made me laugh
*inserts Max killing Jenwren*
Lely :
Lely :
2
1On 2024-04-01 at 17:59:22
Dawn of the 5th day (Day 5)
everything blew up
everything blew up
9
On 2024-04-01 at 21:22:33
Dawn of the 5th day (Day 5)
everything blew up
everything blew up
hi mr.Blasty
3On 2024-04-02 at 00:30:34
Dawn of the 5th day (Day 5)
everything blew up
everything blew up
All is dust...
1On 2024-04-02 at 00:32:13
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
1On 2024-04-02 at 16:06:26
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
can i have too
On 2024-04-02 at 16:51:18
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
can i have too
Will you help defend me against dietsoda and K???
1
1On 2024-04-03 at 00:41:39
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
can i have too
Will you help defend me against dietsoda and K???
Ah so everything blew up, but not everyone. Got it. Keep lookin' over your shoulder fiery 😈
On 2024-04-03 at 00:47:36
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
can i have too
Will you help defend me against dietsoda and K???
Ah so everything blew up, but not everyone. Got it. Keep lookin' over your shoulder fiery 😈
Can we compromise or negotiate
1On 2024-04-03 at 01:23:48
@40KsKool68 and I are about to go on a massacre.
Not if I have anything to say about it (pls dont kill me i give you snickers)
can i have too
Will you help defend me against dietsoda and K???
Ah so everything blew up, but not everyone. Got it. Keep lookin' over your shoulder fiery 😈
Can we compromise or negotiate
I'll need a petition with three signatures, and four Reese's candies