I will answer any questions you ask

I'm learning Japanese, but I'm not at a level where I can hold a conversation yet. Kinda put a pause on learning the language, because I have my exams coming up like really soon.

こんにちはピケセルです。
(Hello I am Pixel)

He's just mad because I beat him in an arm wrestle.

Yeah, I am kind of like that as well, I just started learning it in February and can have a basic conversation. I also have exams coming up. What exams are you doing?

I doubt people on a Mario Kart racing game can answer such questions

You ever wonder why we're here? It's one of life's greatest mysteries. Why are we here? Are we truly some cosmic coincidence or is there a god with, like, plans for us and stuff? I don't know man but it keeps me up at night.

Something like:
Computing (4 papers)
Maths (3 papers) (Highest Tier)
Science (6 papers) (Highest Tier)
German (3 papers + Speaking exam) (Highest Tier)
Art (Coursework + 10 hour exam)
English (4 papers + Speaking exam)

I will literally answer every question here

1. Yes I do wonder sometimes
2. You were born
3. If gravity in the universe was slightly stronger or slightly weaker, we would all be dead by now, so I guess

Oh, so this is the perfect place to vent your existential questions at night. Noted.

how do i of the hot food take out of the um cold food to make the lukewarm food

To make lukewarm food just do one of 2 things:

1. Take the hot food and leave it to cool until it's lukewarm

2. Take the cold food and heat it until it's lukewarm

Greg Heffley will absolutely smoke them

Yeah if his 3 year old brother is capable of committing attempted mass murder (killing 4 or more people classifies as mass murder at least according to the Supreme Court) then I dread to think what Greg could do and he's like 8 💀💀💀

What does this text say?

こんにちは、ピクセル、私はサイキ様、日本語を話せますか？

"Hello, Pixel, I am Saiki, do you speak Japanese?" (just so you're aware I used to study Japanese)

Anyway Pixel I have a question: can you translate this? :3
"Ich liebe dich so sehr mein liebling"

Hi Would you prefer to have infinite tiramisu for life or end the ongoing genocide in the Gaza strip ? Thx

Bit political innit'.
I'm not taking a side in the war but it isn't really a genocide. Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction of a group of people because of their ethnicity, nationality, religion, or race. Israel is fighting in a war and there is a high amount of civilian casualties but they aren't intentionally bombing civilians and have attempted to evacuate said civilians, which they would not be doing if they were doing such an act. Thus Israel is not commiting genocide.

Edit (made at around 8:AM) : please do not reply to this post. If you would like to discuss it we shall do so in dms and if you have responded to this post, unless you tell me not to, I will explain my point. I apologise, not for what I said, but for bringing politics further into the conversation. I still believe that, even though it is very bad there, it is not a genocide.
Cheers.

I'm learning German

"I love (?) so very my favourite"

I think I know what you were saying though

Greg can just terrorise some kids repeatedly disguised as all 3 of those guys and get them both arrested :genius: