The Silly Adventures: Now in Season 2

Im guessing gorgie doesn’t stsnd a chance lel


Gorgie: BUDDY YO COOKED
GamerGuy: *pulls the uno reverse*
GamerGuy (now in dark form): *in a deep, menacing tone* the only person thats getting cooked today is you… gorgie.
Gorgie: HOW BOUT’ THIS? *throws explosive switch 2 camera at dark gamer*
Dark gamer: *not injured at all* Pathetic, lil pig.
Gorgie: WHAT. OK A NUKE GOTTA DO IT *throws nuke*
*nuke explodes*
Gorgie (surprised hes still alive): WHA-
Dark gamer: *mind controls him* come to me, pig
*gorgie comes*
Dark gamer: now show me those explosives.
*gorgie gives them all to dark gamer*
Dark gamer: *turns back into ganerguy
GamerGuy: well this craps’s useless.
*evaporates them*
*gorgie comes back to his senses p*
Gorgie: WHERE ARE MY EXPLOSIVES?
Nash: what happened here?
GamerGuy: … shenanigans…
Nash: uh-huh
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, lets go! Phanto, jay, and T are waiting!
GamerGuy: uhh sorry nash but i gotta go…
T: wassup Ganerguy!
Jay: Hey there, been… uhh, 3 years!
Phanto: yea, over at Moonview city, i got a job at chick fil a.
Jay: yeah, he was telling us!
GamerGuy: well thats… something… i guess…



End of my mini story

Hmm, deciding whether My name should be ChatGPT    or Cobalt

Am i just dumb, or what, cuz i dont really see any teasing towards GamerGuy and GamerGirl… wait is it like GamerGuy and GamerGirl are at where the are currently?

They will be met at the entertainment center, Mario Kart station in Episode 1

S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1

Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...

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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!

At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...

3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.

20 minutes later...

Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!

20 minutes later...

Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!

...to be continued

Im wondering if gamerguy will randomly follow them home lel

S2E2

A day on the boat, pt. 2

1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys

At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...

Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)

Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)

Why am i only here once?

1st: GamerGuy
2nd: Opulent
3rd: Kevin
4th: Blue
5th: Red
6th: Mercelo
7th: T
8th: Phanto

9th: GamerGirl
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)





















WAIT.
GamerGuy is definitely violating Safe Sport Guidelines...


1st: Opulent
2nd: Kevin
3rd: Blue
4th: Red
5th: Marcelo
6th: T
7th: Phanto
8th: GamerGirl


--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
--: GamerGuy (DQ)






Look at how well you do when you follow the rules!

In the game it is mentionned that we were supposed to be infected (after beating Chapter 5) but that we somehow aren't.
Makes me believe that the theory that only animals can be infected is certainly true because no humans are seen infected in Piggy

Super swimmer… you shouldnt have said that… Dark gamers gonna demolish kevin and also hes not gonna care…







(Ocm plz have something like this happen 🙏)

Bruh that's why he got DQ'd - Safe Sport violations

He can be dark whenever. He will not care. Oh yea i forgor he can mind control too

S2 E3
Poke-kart

Music: put this in another tab and click whenever it says music start or music change

Some time later...

Man: We have arrived at Sinnoh!
Red: Okay everyone let's get to the hotel.
(Music Start)
Man: Ah you are here for... the... what was it called?
Receptionist: Your room is... 251. Here's is your key.
Red: Okay guys let's go to our room.
(They take the stairs, enter their room, and unpack.)
Red: Alright what shall we do first...?
Jay: Does this place have it's own Mario Kart Stadium?
Nommanic: I doubt it. This is Sinnoh, after all.
Marcelo: Actually, the guide says there IS!
Jay, Opulent, Nommanic, and T: What?!
Marcelo: It was built for... the people that got invited.
Jay: Let's go!
(The four go to the Stadium)
Trainer: Hey, you ready? Outsiders don't stand a CHANCE.
Nommanic: Hmph. I doubt it.
Trainer: You won't know what's coming for you! Go, Pidgeotto!
Nommanic: Now what is this we're battling in the stadium?!?
Coach: No battling, Trainer! You have 10 minutes to get ready.
Jay: What the heck?! The Pro Karters and Red Cherries are here!
Nommanic: Careful. You're about to break the fourth wall.
Opulent: Of course, you're also about to break the fourth wall.
Nommanic: We don't have much time! I'll explain everything I know...
(music change)
Nommanic: Alright everyone...
From what I heard in Johto (don't ask questions please!) Poke-kart is a variation of Mario Kart where items are TMs!
Also, the decors are Pokemon. Okay first of all, type advantages:
... ... ...
Nommanic: Alright next thing...
Status conditions
... ... ...
Almost there! Now, move types...
... ... ...
Coach: Time's up!

(music change)
The start of the race...
Nommanic: We MUST win. Remember that.
Lakitu: Welcome to the "Welcome Cup!" Our first circuit will be... Charizard Circuit!
Audience: WOOOOO!!! Pro Karters! Show those Team Nones what you've got!
Jay: Ugh. Really?
Nommanic: You MUSTN'T let it discourage you!
3 2 1 GO!
(All 4 get a perfect rocket boost.)
Jay: Imma bag okay?
Pro Karter: Okay! Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: Not that!
*bzap*
Pro Karter: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!!
Jay: I've got Hydro Pump!
(Jay uses Hydro Pump and spins out a Red Cherry.)
Opulent: You've got Surf?
Jay: Yes!
(The four get boosted by the wave.)
Audience: What lame item was THAT?!
T: ...not that again... Waterfall?
Nommanic: Snipe that stray Cherry!
(The Red Cherry gets hit.)
Pro Karter: Ha, T! Take this!
(T gets almost gets hit by Focus Punch, but Jay Thunder Waves the Pro Karter first.)
Jay: Have a taste of your own medicine!
Nommanic: ...right. Anyone have Rest?
T: ...I do.
(Nommanic catches Rest and sleeps for 2 seconds.)
Nommanic: Now I've got to catch up...!
Pro Karter: Overslept, boy?
(Nommanic uses Explosion.)
Pro Karter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nommanic: ...ugh. Flame Wheel. Whatever. *burns a Red Cherry*
Jay: Yes! Horn Drill!
Opulent: Wait! Use Mind Reader first!
Jay: Okay then...
(A Pro Karter gets knocked out of bounds.)
T: I've got Discharge!
Nommanic: *catching up with Waterfall* Okay. We've got to get away first.
Jay: I've got Surf!
(The three get boosted and T uses Discharge.)
Pro Karter: No! Not paralysis!
Jay: I got Mind Reader again!
Nommanic: But unless you can get a move with low accuracy... T! Can you throw us that DynamicPunch?
(Jay uses the two items and confuses another Pro Karter.)
Jay: Alright!
FINISH!
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Pro Karter + 8
5. T + 7
6-9. Red Cherries + 6, 5, 4, 3
10. Pro Karter + 2

Did not Finish:
2 Pro Karters. -5 each

Total:
None: 52
Pro: 0
Cherry: 18

NEXT RACE
Audience: They won by dumb luck! The Pro Karters will make their comeback! It will only get harder from here, Team None!

Coach: 10 minutes to reorganize!
Nommanic: Alright I'll continue lecturing...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Coach: Time to race! Venusaur Valley is next!
3 2 1 GO
(All 4 get a perfect rocket start, but jay afks until the second lap.)
T: Okay, Eruption!
(All other Cherries, Pro Karters, and Pokemon spin out.)
Nommanic: Nice one!
(The 3 get to the second lap.)
Jay: Okay, second lap, Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... ready to go! *uses Flame Wheel*
Audience: What's he doing? He's riding through those Pro Karters like they're nothing!
(Jay gets to first place and finishes fast.)
Nommanic: That was more powerful than I thought...
Pro Karter: Ha! You'll get burned! *uses Flame Wheel*
T: ...Double Team! *uses it*
Pro Karter: Huh?!
Opulent: Water Gun!
Pro Karter: Huh?!? Huh?!?
Nommanic: Thunder!
Pro Karter: Huh?!?!? Huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?
Red Cherry: Solar Beam's gotta do it! Two of them, in fact! Mine and Venusaur's!
(Jay uses Flamethrower.)
Red Cherry: NO!
Jay: Catch!
(Jay throws them Agility)
Opulent: Okay. This should be smooth sailing. *uses Agility*
(The 3 finish fast.)
Audience: No way! They did it again!
Pro Karter: NOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!
FINISH

1. Jay + 15
2. Opulent + 12
2. T + 12
2. Nommanic + 12
5-7. Pro Karters + 7, 6, 5
8-11. Red Cherries + 4, 3, 2, 1
12. Pro Karter: + ZERO

Totals:
None: 103
Pro: 18
Cherry: 28

Pro Karter: Arrgh... we need a better plan.

(music change)
Coach: Now it's Blastoise Beach!
Wartortle: ...Hydro...Pump...
Coach: You might wanna be careful around here...
Jay: This time we all bag!
3 2 1 GO
(The 4 do a backwards lap.)
T: ...they're targeting us!
Nommanic: WHAT?!?!
Pro Karter: We WILL make a comeback!
Jay: Never mind that! Agility, Bulk Up, Calm Mind... okay ready?
Nommanic: Double Team too!
(They all use Waterfall and race towards the others)
Pro Karter: ...! Use Swift, everyone!
Jay: They're hitting us! How?
Nommanic: The accuracy of Swift is "--"! Just use Disable!
Pro Karter: !!! Okay, Magical Leaf then! That got disabled? Then- AAAAAAAAAA
???: Hydro Pump!
Red Cherries: Not that! Okay, use Thunder Wave!
Nommanic: We can't let that hit!
Pro Karter: Okay then... MELEE COMBAT!!!
(Music Change)
(The Pro Karter hops off his kart and tries to punch T.)
Jay: Now you've gone too far!
(He and Opulent retaliate.)
Coach: No fist-fighting!
???: OBJECTION!
Coach: Now who said that? This isn't Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations!
Nommanic: You're right! This is Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney! The music playing now is "Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007."
Pro Karter: Don't break the fourth wall!
... ... ...
Coach: Where were we? Oh right you were fist-fighting.
...heh...
...!
Red Cherry: You don't! *hops out*
(The four fight.)
Coach: Now wait here-
(Music Change)
Georgie: Coach. Who said we couldn't fight?
Coach: but- *gets punched by georgie (who don't care)* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Georgie: Bye!
..............................................
Red Cherry: I'll use Sheer Cold and see to it you are knocked out!
(Sheer Cold is used and Team None gets knocked out.)
FINISH
1. Pro Karter + Red Cherry: + 15 each

Did not finish:
Team None - 5 each

Total:
Pro Cherries: 166
Team None: 83

Jay: WHAT IS THIS
Nommanic: What is this?!?
Opulent: WHAT IS THIS?!?
Nommanic: The final race will start. We must get ready.
(Music Change)
Raichu Raceway
(*bzap bzap*)
3 2 1 GO
Jay: Horn Drill spam time!
T: ... I think they had a falling out...
Nommanic: *smiling* excellent. We'll attack at nightfall take this chance to destroy them.


Pro Karter: What?! You can't abandon us!
Red Cherry: And let you losers win? Not a chance!
(The 4 get a perfect rocket start and frontrun.)
Pro Karter: You idiots! They are in the second lap already and we haven't done any- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other Pro Karter: A Raichu! Mud Sport!
(Electricity's power was weakened!)
Red Cherry: C'mon guys! We can't let Team None win!
(The Red Cherries try to catch up.)

Jay: And FINISH!
T: ...Huh?!?
Jay: What happened?
Opulent: Did you...
Everyone: SKIP A CHECKPOINT?!?!?
(Music Change)
Jay: Darn it! What now?
(The Red Cherries finish.)
1. Opulent + 15
1. Jay + 15
1. Nommanic + 15
4. Red Cherries + 8 each
Pro Karter: Ugh! You see? If we don't team up-
Coach: Now teaming up is not-
...
Coach: Never mind that! Keep playing!
Red Cherry: ...Fine. We'll team up again.
Team None: NOOOOO!!
Pro Karter: First things first we must take out T.
T: ...what?!
Everyone: WHAAAT?!?
(The Pro Cherries Melee Combat T.)
Kevin: Now that's violating Safety Sport Regulations! Fifty points each from Gryffindor and Slytherin Team None and Pro Cherries!
Team None: YESSS!!!

Conclusion:

Red Cherries, -50 each

DQ:
Pro Karter, -50 each
T, -50
Total:
None: 78
Pro Cherries: -202
Pro Cherry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Coach: And the winner of the Grand Prix is...
TEAM NONE
Audience: They actually won! I don't believe it!
Coach: This concludes the Grand Prix. You are dismissed. *aside to Team None* meet me backstage, okay?
(Music Change)
...backstage...
Coach: You won, so you get to choose a starter Pokemon *aside* not you, Nommanic. You're already a trainer. --anyways, your pick.

1. Charmander
2. Bulbasaur
3. Squirtle

Okay @--T-- and @jay-- you guys discuss which one you choose. Opulent will take the one untaken.


























Yeah this is probably the longest episode I will ever do.
(Unless I do another Mario Kart cup episode)

A little hypothetical situation:

Non-pro Mario Kart, First Quarter:


I'll be releasing these mini-episodes outside the main storyline in the future. Stay tuned to topic One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine. I repeat: One-Seven-Seven-Three-Nine.

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(static)

I was picturing gamerguy not caring he got dqd and mind control lakitu to win lel

Name:Indianario
Weapons:Slipper Sword(i know its funny but on using this sword slippers spread around the kill the enemies that were near the enemy you are mainly killing too)
Personality:Is a genius but also likes to play video games,quite friendly
Tools:Multiversal Compass
Kart/Bike:Normal Bike
Appearance:Wears a orange cap,white shirt and green pants
Tracks:Is a litte bad at the void tracks and koopa beach 2 and choco island 2,a little better than mid in all other tracks

@OCM Here it is
Name:Navy
Colour: I think this is Obvious
I will finish this soon

Personality:Calm,intelligent

Special powers: ???

I was going to make this a hypothetical situation but nevermind:

S2 E4

Pokemon Battle Fist-Fighting

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/7855737

...
Coach: So? What will you choose?
T: ...uhh...
Nommanic: You know what, we might take a while to decide. I might as well... *takes out something*
...15 minutes later...

Bulbasaur! The-
Nommanic: You know what, this is kinda embarrassing. Let's just-
(A boom sounds in the distance.)
(Music Start)
Coach: It's Inferno! Run!
(Everyone runs.)
Coach: You know what, DECIDE LATER!

Bulbasaur registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname to-
NO selected
Charmander registered in Pokedex
Give a nickname-
NO selected
Squirtle registered-
FAST-FORWARD selected
Give a nick-
NO selected

Coach: One last thing! They can Bite.
T: Wh-WHAAAAT?!?
Coach: We have to use the Karts to escape!
(They hop in.)
3 2 1 GO!
(They get a rocket start.)
Coach: Okay guys bye for now.
... ... ... ... ...

(Music change)
Sometime later...
...at the hotel...
Nommanic: You know what, I've decided:
T----------------------Bulbasaur
Jay--------------------Squirtle
Opulent----------------Charmander
Nommanic: Okay guys time for your first lesson.

(They go to the tall grass.)
Nommanic: First thing you do is find a Pokemon in the tall grass like... that Bidoof.
(Music change.)
Nommanic: Huh?!
Jay: ...?
Nommanic: The Pokemon are holding items! Anyways! Choose a Pokemon to send out. (Choose the Squirtle because Aura Sphere is Fighting type, super-effective against Bidoof's Normal type.)
Jay: Okay, go SQUIRTLE!
Nommanic: Next, you select which move you want to use. (Let's select Aura Sphere.)
Jay: Okay, AURA SPHERE!
(The Squirtle releases a pulse of aura to attack the Bidoof.)
Wild BIDOOF fainted!
SQUIRTLE leveled up!
SQUIRTLE learned WITHDRAW!
Nommanic: Okay, next: Trainer battles. If you make eye contact with a trainer, you must battle. There's a trainer! *points* lets say hi to him.
Pro Karter: ...!
(Music Change)
Jay: ...!
Nommanic: Well, it's your battle.
Pro Karter: Heh. Your Pokemon are no match for my level 10 Starly! Wing Attack!
SQUIRTLE: AAAAH!
Jay: Okay then... Water Gun!
STARLY: WAAH! *shakes off water*
Pro Karter: Quick Attack!
Squirtle: WAAAAAAAH! *faints*
Pro Karter: Sorry, Jay. Looks like you lose. Nommanic, you're up next.
Nommanic: ...you'll regret that. And I'll go easy on you. Why not?
Pro Karter: Never mind that! I beat Jay, and I will beat you too!
Nommanic: ...fine. Want me to go easy or me to go hard?
Pro Karter: Hard!
Nommanic: ...(Ah, the rashness of youth) go, Pichuraika.
Pro Karter: Huh? "Pichuraika" is not a Pokemon!
Pichuraika: *angily* Pi!
Nommanic: ...It's the nickname I gave him. (Thunderbolt!)
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! WAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *faints*
Pro Karter: Wh-WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Nommanic: ..."Know your own limitations, or you'll only beat yourself." --Blue, probably.
Pro Karter: YOU'LL REGRET THAT! HIYAH! (lounges.)
(Music change)
Jay: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORON
(He and Opulent lounge back.)
Pro Karter: I'll steal a Pokemon! And-
Nommanic: *watching far away* Sorry, but you have a lot to learn. Pokemon build trust with their trainers over time. You never learned that?
(As the Pro Karter, Opulent, and Jay fight, three other Pro Karters arrive.)
Pro Karter #2: *aside* that stupid... Well... well... what have we here?
Pro Karter #3: No one to help you out, eh?
Nommanic: ...and that's where you are sadly incorrect.
Pro Karter: #4: We all have our own Pokemon! You can never beat us!
Nommanic: ...Triple Team me, I don't care.
(The Pro Karters send out three STARLY.)
Nommanic: ..."pathetic,  little piggie" -- GamerGuy (who was banned), probably.
(He sends out a VAPOREON, a Shiny Gyarados {Gyoar!}, and Pichuraika.)
Nommanic: ... Thunderbolt, Aurora Beam, and... ...Dragon Dance.
(2 of the STARLY are quickly taken care of.)
Pro Karter #2: NOOOOOOO!!!
Pro Karter: #4: ...and what about that oversized snake?
Red Rocket: Gyoar!
Nommanic: ...that's enough. Waterfall.
STARLY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faints*
Pro Karter #4: WHAT DID YOU DO
Nommanic: Relax, it's only fainted.
(The Pro Karters lounge, and chaos happens.)
Nommanic: Try to Sleep Powder them! (Ouch!) ... Darn. I don't have that Pokemon with me! Okay, Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karters 2, 3, and 4 get stunned.)
Pro Karter #3: (waah!) what's going ...on?
Nommanic: ...paralysis.
Pro Karter #3: Well, smell ya later! *they leave*
Nommanic: ...time to take care of No. 1.
(Jay, Opulent, and Pro Karter #1 are still fighting.)
Nommanic: Take Thunder Wave!
(Pro Karter #1 gets paralyzed too.)
Pro Karter: (wah!) Okay... you win... for now... *leaves*
Nommanic: Okay, time to get back to the hotel and rest our Pokemon.

(Music Change)
At the hotel...
Nommanic: So! What will you name these Pokemon?
T: Leafy!
Leafy: Bulby bulba!
Jay: Koopa
(Koopa playfully squirts water and tries a shell attack.)
Koopa: Oof!
Opulent: Lizard.
Lizard: Char char!

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 4
       THE END

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S2 E5

The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491

Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)

(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*

(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.

(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.

Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!

Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!

Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)

Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...

Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!

(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...

riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!

(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?

(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...

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...to be continued...
Season 2
   Episode 5
       The Pro Karter HQ
           THE END