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Messages 1759 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him
Messages 506 - Mario Mario
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United States
Chuck Norris doesn't swim, the water swims for him
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Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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United States
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Messages 102 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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United States
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to his destination, the destination goes to him
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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United States

Love that 'un
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Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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Messages 435 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
Chuck norris could lift 100 cars with 1 finger
Messages 231 - Toad Toad
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United States
Chuck Norris got 1st place in Beast Games... in 2023.



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Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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United Kingdom
Chuck Norris can see everything in a mile radius with his eyes closed
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Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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United States
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Messages 626 - Mario Mario
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United States
Chuck Norris doesn’t owe everybody anything, everybody owes Chuck Norris something.
Messages 4552 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
Chuck Norris can escape all the Backrooms levels in chronological order (including sub-levels) from minus to positive
Messages 435 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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United States
Chuck Norris could beat Minecraft when he's asleep
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Messages 4 - Goomba Goomba
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United States
Chuck Norris walked 500 miles, but decided to walk 500 more
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Messages 655 - Mario Mario
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United States
chuck norris kills sonic in his hyper form by just standing there
Messages 302 - Peach Peach
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United States
m-3 wrote:
Chuck Norris killed Sonic in his hyper form by just standing there.

Anyone could do that, for Sonic is an imaginary hedgehog.:p
Messages 655 - Mario Mario
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United States
m-3 wrote:
Chuck Norris killed Sonic in his hyper form by just standing there.

Anyone could do that, for Sonic is an imaginary hedgehog.:p

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Messages 302 - Peach Peach
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United States
m-3 wrote:
m-3 wrote:
Chuck Norris killed Sonic in his hyper form by just standing there.

Anyone could do that, for Sonic is an imaginary hedgehog.:p

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Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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United Kingdom
Chuck Norris can quite literally blow someone's socks off by doing nothing
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Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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