Mario Kart Wii is not as Good as People Say.
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5601 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-11-30 at 15:24:16
Personally, I got Mario Kart Wii recently, and it is kind of more unbalanced than the other games, but hating it is unfair. Let's just agree on saying that CTGP-Revolution is better
On 2023-11-30 at 16:36:37
So Many People Say MKWii is the Best MK Game, Well, I Would Say it is One of the Most Annoying. Sure, it Made Fun Memories, It was the first with Motion Controls, and it Had Great Soundtrack, Tracks, and Characters. But Mario Kart Wii has Many Downsides.
1. It Breaks Friendships: Do to the Insane Items, CPUs, Tracks, and Rage MKWii Can Break Friendships.
2. No Cooldown with Items: I've Played Mario Kart Wii for 6+ Years, and Every Time I Play even on the Easiest Setting, 3 Blue Shells Can Attack Me and Cause Damage 3 Times. Even if I get Hit by a Red Shell, a Blue Shell will Still Come and Give Damage.
3. You Can't Steer while in the Air: That Makes Every Course with Jumps Broken, Especially Wii Rainbow Road.
4. The Thunder Cloud: This is the Most Hated Mario Kart Item Besides the Blue Shell, it has NO Purpose. Sure, it Gives You a Small Boost, but it Shrinks You. It is the Only Item that Causes Damage To Yourself Automatically.
5. The Insane Difficulty: The CPUs Get Insane Items, and The Aggressiveness of the Items, Makes it Hard to Not Rage Quit.
6. Unlocking Things: The Things that Require Grand Prix and Time Trials Make Those Things Extremely Hard to Unlock. An EG is Rosalina.
7. Staying in 1ST: It is SO Hard to Stay in First, You will be Lucky to Be in First for a While, but Once You get to First, You have to Worry about Falling, a Blue Shell, Red Shells, Only getting Fake Item Blocks, Hitting Yourself, and Only Getting One Banana and then 3 Red Shells Come. There are SO MANY Dangers in MKWii if You are in First.
8. The Courses: About 25% of the Courses are Very Broken, Like DK Summit, Wario's Gold Mine, Moonview Highway, Rainbow Road, GBA Shy Guy Beach, N64 DK Jungle Parkway, and SNES Mario Circuit 3. The Reason is in DK Summit, if You Miss Aim on the Halfpipes, You will Go Backwards, and the Snow Piles are Doom.
In Wario's Gold Mine, before You get to the Top of the Steep Hill, it's Hard to Tell Where the Turn is, So You Might Miss Aim, the Mine Carts Can Push You Off, Thank Goodness they Were Fixed in MK8.
In Moonview Highway, The Cars Flatten You, Sure the Music Becomes Funny, but It's Annoying when You are Trying to get a Triple Star Rank, and the Bob Omb Cars are Cruel Even Though I Do Love Bob Ombs, they are Cute.
In Rainbow Road, the Halfpipes Can Go Very Wrong And the Respawn Time is as Slow as R.O.B., No Offence R.O.B., The Required Halfpipe could Go VERY Wrong.
In GBA Shy Guy Beach, The Bombs Now Affect You, and the Water Slows You Down, unlike the GBA Version.
In N64 DK Jungle Parkway, the Turn after the Jump is SUPER Sharp, causing You to Go Off-Road, and the Hills Might Cause You to Fall Off.
In SNES Mario Circuit 3, the Sharp Turn Might Cause You to Hit the Pipes or Go Off-Road. If Nintendo Would Just Modify SNES Courses, then they can Be Enjoyable.
9. The Glitches: MKWii Has SO MANY Glitches, They Cause So Many Bugs. It Makes MKWii Very Broken.
Those are All My Reasons. If You don't belive Me about all of these, Play the Game and See for Your Self.
1. It Breaks Friendships: Do to the Insane Items, CPUs, Tracks, and Rage MKWii Can Break Friendships.
2. No Cooldown with Items: I've Played Mario Kart Wii for 6+ Years, and Every Time I Play even on the Easiest Setting, 3 Blue Shells Can Attack Me and Cause Damage 3 Times. Even if I get Hit by a Red Shell, a Blue Shell will Still Come and Give Damage.
3. You Can't Steer while in the Air: That Makes Every Course with Jumps Broken, Especially Wii Rainbow Road.
4. The Thunder Cloud: This is the Most Hated Mario Kart Item Besides the Blue Shell, it has NO Purpose. Sure, it Gives You a Small Boost, but it Shrinks You. It is the Only Item that Causes Damage To Yourself Automatically.
5. The Insane Difficulty: The CPUs Get Insane Items, and The Aggressiveness of the Items, Makes it Hard to Not Rage Quit.
6. Unlocking Things: The Things that Require Grand Prix and Time Trials Make Those Things Extremely Hard to Unlock. An EG is Rosalina.
7. Staying in 1ST: It is SO Hard to Stay in First, You will be Lucky to Be in First for a While, but Once You get to First, You have to Worry about Falling, a Blue Shell, Red Shells, Only getting Fake Item Blocks, Hitting Yourself, and Only Getting One Banana and then 3 Red Shells Come. There are SO MANY Dangers in MKWii if You are in First.
8. The Courses: About 25% of the Courses are Very Broken, Like DK Summit, Wario's Gold Mine, Moonview Highway, Rainbow Road, GBA Shy Guy Beach, N64 DK Jungle Parkway, and SNES Mario Circuit 3. The Reason is in DK Summit, if You Miss Aim on the Halfpipes, You will Go Backwards, and the Snow Piles are Doom.
In Wario's Gold Mine, before You get to the Top of the Steep Hill, it's Hard to Tell Where the Turn is, So You Might Miss Aim, the Mine Carts Can Push You Off, Thank Goodness they Were Fixed in MK8.
In Moonview Highway, The Cars Flatten You, Sure the Music Becomes Funny, but It's Annoying when You are Trying to get a Triple Star Rank, and the Bob Omb Cars are Cruel Even Though I Do Love Bob Ombs, they are Cute.
In Rainbow Road, the Halfpipes Can Go Very Wrong And the Respawn Time is as Slow as R.O.B., No Offence R.O.B., The Required Halfpipe could Go VERY Wrong.
In GBA Shy Guy Beach, The Bombs Now Affect You, and the Water Slows You Down, unlike the GBA Version.
In N64 DK Jungle Parkway, the Turn after the Jump is SUPER Sharp, causing You to Go Off-Road, and the Hills Might Cause You to Fall Off.
In SNES Mario Circuit 3, the Sharp Turn Might Cause You to Hit the Pipes or Go Off-Road. If Nintendo Would Just Modify SNES Courses, then they can Be Enjoyable.
9. The Glitches: MKWii Has SO MANY Glitches, They Cause So Many Bugs. It Makes MKWii Very Broken.
Those are All My Reasons. If You don't belive Me about all of these, Play the Game and See for Your Self.
1On 2023-11-30 at 16:47:45
I Don't Hate Mario Kart Wii, it Just Has its Issues. But it isn't as Broken as Crash Twinsanity or Sonic 06.
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On 2023-11-30 at 18:01:23
- Baby Daisy’s first apparition
I for one never saw any apparitions, bro got a pirated copy.
No, I meant that it's the first game where Baby Daisy is here.
And after all, it’s a 2008 game, so of course it’s difficult.
I think you're mixing up shitty controls with difficulty.
Bad controls ?
Are you joking ?
I played MKWii with WiiMotes, Nunchuks, GameCube controllers, Wii U GamePad and even Nintendo Switch controllers (Yeah I like hacking)
This is all the same thing to me.
Since the Wii U era, Nintendo started to make games really easy, that’s so annoying.
Nintendo has been making easy games since their inception, what? If it was Sony or something, yes, but not Nintendo EAD. They're games aren't hard, they just have bad controls.
No again.
I’m tired of people saying that Mario Kart Wii is bad, it's really annoying.
This is what people do with every game, why would it suddenly be different?
Yup, but people who hate MKWii are like "Bad controls, bad graphics, bad karts, bad tracks, and bad roster."
But most of the MKWii tracks are in MK8DLX. Why ? Because they're awesome. That's all.
And Mario Kart Wii looks better than SMK, MK64, MKSC, MKDD, MKDS and MK7.
Double Dash is easily the second best looking game in this series, Mario Kart is really ugly.
I hope you're joking
MKDD, looks better than MKWii ?!? Bro...
MKDD's models have way more polygons than MKWii models, and there is WAYYY more possibilities in MKWii than in MKDD, like the number of drivers, karts, modes, tracks, cups, battle arenas, and more, that's why 3D models are meh compared to MP8, MP9 or SMG
So if you say again that MKDD looks better, I'll say these things again
Finally, MKWii didn’t need a DLC to be a cool game, unlike MK8 and MK8DLX.
That's because DLC didn't exist, they would've patched the shit out of this if it did. For example, they made Galaxy 2 instead of 1+ like they intended too.
Yeah, maybe.
But MKWii is fun, and MK8 without DLC isn't THAT fun.
I have it.
Okay, but why would you have MK8U without DLC in 2023 exactly? Cause 8DLX without DLC is still much more fun with the balancing fixes.
I have a Wii U, but since the Nintendo eShop of the Wii U/3DS family is closed, I can’t download any DLC (I’m kinda sad, because Lucas, Mewtwo and Bayonetta are good characters in Smash 4)
But I agree with you, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe without DLC is better than Mario Kart 8 without DLC, because for some reasons, Nintendo added Super Bell/Triforce/Animal Crossing/Egg Cups, Cat Peach, Tanuki Mario, Animal Crossing characters, Link and Inklings for free in MK8DLX, but in 2017, the Wii U’s eShop was still working.
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1On 2023-11-30 at 18:10:53
- Baby Daisy’s first apparition
I for one never saw any apparitions, bro got a pirated copy.
And after all, it’s a 2008 game, so of course it’s difficult.
I think you're mixing up shitty controls with difficulty.
Since the Wii U era, Nintendo started to make games really easy, that’s so annoying.
Nintendo has been making easy games since their inception, what? If it was Sony or something, yes, but not Nintendo EAD. They're games aren't hard, they just have bad controls.
I’m tired of people saying that Mario Kart Wii is bad, it's really annoying.
This is what people do with every game, why would it suddenly be different?
And Mario Kart Wii looks better than SMK, MK64, MKSC, MKDD, MKDS and MK7.
Double Dash is easily the second best looking game in this series, Mario Kart is really ugly.
Finally, MKWii didn’t need a DLC to be a cool game, unlike MK8 and MK8DLX.
That's because DLC didn't exist, they would've patched the shit out of this if it did. For example, they made Galaxy 2 instead of 1+ like they intended too.
WOAH! You Got a Pirated Copy? What was it Like? Can I see it?
Um... first of all Baby Daisy is an unlockable Character and second even thou you don't have a character yet doesn't mean he had a pirated copy of the game.
He wasn’t talking about that.
Actually, “apparitions” of characters are the name given by fans to creepypastas where a character (it’s often just his/her head) appears. They appear only when you got a pirated copy of a game.
Don’t worry, this is all fake, fans made it to scare people, and it worked.
The most famous “apparition” is Wario’s apparition in Super Mario 64 (it’s fake too)
@KirbyBoy
No, I don’t have a pirated copy, I just said something that can be taken in several senses, sorry about that misconception
I hate my broken English, but I still don’t want to use Google Translate, it’s so broken too lmao
On 2023-11-30 at 18:39:51
- Baby Daisy’s first apparition
I for one never saw any apparitions, bro got a pirated copy.
And after all, it’s a 2008 game, so of course it’s difficult.
I think you're mixing up shitty controls with difficulty.
Since the Wii U era, Nintendo started to make games really easy, that’s so annoying.
Nintendo has been making easy games since their inception, what? If it was Sony or something, yes, but not Nintendo EAD. They're games aren't hard, they just have bad controls.
I’m tired of people saying that Mario Kart Wii is bad, it's really annoying.
This is what people do with every game, why would it suddenly be different?
And Mario Kart Wii looks better than SMK, MK64, MKSC, MKDD, MKDS and MK7.
Double Dash is easily the second best looking game in this series, Mario Kart is really ugly.
Finally, MKWii didn’t need a DLC to be a cool game, unlike MK8 and MK8DLX.
That's because DLC didn't exist, they would've patched the shit out of this if it did. For example, they made Galaxy 2 instead of 1+ like they intended too.
WOAH! You Got a Pirated Copy? What was it Like? Can I see it?
Um... first of all Baby Daisy is an unlockable Character and second even thou you don't have a character yet doesn't mean he had a pirated copy of the game.
He wasn’t talking about that.
Actually, “apparitions” of characters are the name given by fans to creepypastas where a character (it’s often just his/her head) appears. They appear only when you got a pirated copy of a game.
Don’t worry, this is all fake, fans made it to scare people, and it worked.
The most famous “apparition” is Wario’s apparition in Super Mario 64 (it’s fake too)
@KirbyBoy
No, I don’t have a pirated copy, I just said something that can be taken in several senses, sorry about that misconception
I hate my broken English, but I still don’t want to use Google Translate, it’s so broken too lmao
Oh.
1On 2023-11-30 at 19:03:16
- Baby Daisy’s first apparition
I for one never saw any apparitions, bro got a pirated copy.
And after all, it’s a 2008 game, so of course it’s difficult.
I think you're mixing up shitty controls with difficulty.
Since the Wii U era, Nintendo started to make games really easy, that’s so annoying.
Nintendo has been making easy games since their inception, what? If it was Sony or something, yes, but not Nintendo EAD. They're games aren't hard, they just have bad controls.
I’m tired of people saying that Mario Kart Wii is bad, it's really annoying.
This is what people do with every game, why would it suddenly be different?
And Mario Kart Wii looks better than SMK, MK64, MKSC, MKDD, MKDS and MK7.
Double Dash is easily the second best looking game in this series, Mario Kart is really ugly.
Finally, MKWii didn’t need a DLC to be a cool game, unlike MK8 and MK8DLX.
That's because DLC didn't exist, they would've patched the shit out of this if it did. For example, they made Galaxy 2 instead of 1+ like they intended too.
WOAH! You Got a Pirated Copy? What was it Like? Can I see it?
Um... first of all Baby Daisy is an unlockable Character and second even thou you don't have a character yet doesn't mean he had a pirated copy of the game.
He wasn’t talking about that.
Actually, “apparitions” of characters are the name given by fans to creepypastas where a character (it’s often just his/her head) appears. They appear only when you got a pirated copy of a game.
Don’t worry, this is all fake, fans made it to scare people, and it worked.
The most famous “apparition” is Wario’s apparition in Super Mario 64 (it’s fake too)
@KirbyBoy
No, I don’t have a pirated copy, I just said something that can be taken in several senses, sorry about that misconception
I hate my broken English, but I still don’t want to use Google Translate, it’s so broken too lmao
Oh... I get it. I also heard of it.
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On 2023-12-06 at 11:04:31
I am not joking when I said this but I was hit by not one, not two, but FIVE SPINY SHELLS in a single race.
Replayed recently and got hit by 4 spinies on a single LAP !
On 2023-12-06 at 13:32:44
People saying MKDS is better than MKWii ? 😭 How girl
Imagine ending friendships over a Mario Kart game 💀
Imagine ending friendships over a Mario Kart game 💀
The higher skill ceiling, being better built, items not playing as much of a factor
On 2023-12-06 at 15:54:34
I am not joking when I said this but I was hit by not one, not two, but FIVE SPINY SHELLS in a single race.
Replayed recently and got hit by 4 spinies on a single LAP !
Mario Kart Wii is Sooo Broken.