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Messages 1689 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs8146 pts ★ Expert
battle5276 pts ★ Novice
United States
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68's Taco Stand

Building number: 68

Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess

give me the poison mushroom juice
Messages 3078 - King Mario King Mario
vs50131 pts ★ Titan
battle19594 pts ★ Master
Canada
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68's Taco Stand

Building number: 68

Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess

give me the poison mushroom juice
ok, it's spicy though so be careful! 🥤
Messages 1689 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs8146 pts ★ Expert
battle5276 pts ★ Novice
United States
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68's Taco Stand

Building number: 68

Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess

give me the poison mushroom juice
ok, it's spicy though so be careful! 🥤

thank you!!!!! wait i dont feel so good
S
Messages 61 - Boo Boo
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Canada
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68 wrote:
Wal68's Taco Stand

Building number: 68

Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess

give me the poison mushroom juice
ok, it's spicy though so be careful! 🥤

thank you!!!!! wait i dont feel so good

pov: you
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Messages 771 - Mario Mario
vs31078 pts ★ Legend
battle11004 pts ★ Champion
United States
Un-pc bioweapons

333

bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Virus bombs - $400 each
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices


More soon!

Btw wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
xd1
Messages 1135 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs9334 pts ★ Expert
battle5133 pts ★ Novice
Canada
xrunner48 wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!

If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.







Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?


Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.

Messages 5400 - King Mario King Mario
vs47334 pts ★ Titan
battle6798 pts ★ Racer
United Kingdom
NudgyWarpPipes:

£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes
ok1
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Messages 61 - Boo Boo
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Canada
NUDGAKI wrote:
NudgyWarpPipes:

£9.99 Warp Pipes
£8.99 Slow Pipes
£10.99 Fast Pipes
£11.99 Insta Pipes
£11.99 Heat Pipes
£11.99 Cooler Pipes

do you have a metal pipe by any chance?
Messages 2376 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs71844 pts ★ Titan
battle15632 pts ★ Master
Japan
Daisanko's MKPC track shop:
Address 16


Products:

Hilariously bad track | 10^840 Bitcoin

Decent track | Free, but you have to make the track yourself

RHcks quality track | Same as the decent track

Stolen track | 1 euro. I'll put a Buy 1 Get 11037 Free deal on this item as well. For your information, this item is illegal to not obtain, don't buy at your own risk 💯 🙃

Random Danganronpa character | Why is this on here? This is a track shop. Whatever, 10 euro
Messages 1931 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs31862 pts ★ Legend
battle13828 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Noob68 wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!

If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.







Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?


Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.


Semi auto and the miner please.
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Messages 1998 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Teon5072 wrote:
Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?
mario_no1
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Messages 1305 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
Teon5072 wrote:
Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?


Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen
sunglasses1
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Messages 1998 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
Dietsoda wrote:
Teon5072 wrote:
Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?


Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen

Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥
sunglasses2
D
Messages 1305 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
Noob68 wrote:
Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!

If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.








Hast du einen Flammenwerfer? Hast du auch einen Raketenwerfer für den Fall, dass die Feds auftauchen?
Messages 1931 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs31862 pts ★ Legend
battle13828 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Princess' Reiki Stall

Building Number: 828

Products in stock:
Amethyst necklace (Looks beautiful on anybody and stunning for formal events - Price: ₮100,765)
Red jasper bracelet (efficiently removes negative chakras - Price: ₮95,590)
Tanzanite ring (great for loved ones as well as healing - Price: ₮1,795,640)
Topaz dreamcatcher (hang it by your bed and let it destroy nightmares - Price: ₮34,070)
Sapphire crown (okay, who put this on stock, it's mine - Price: ₮257,500,000)
Healing spellbook (a book of spells to cleanse your mind and soul - ₮15,600)
Dark magic spellbook (a book of alchemy and the dark arts, but remember, if used in cold blood, you will be punished treble for your actions - Price: ₮15,600)

EDIT: My prices aren't that high, I just can't be bothered to convert tugrik to dollars :p

Can I get a dark magic spellbook? You know what for hap.

When shall we execute our plan?
check1
Messages 1135 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs9334 pts ★ Expert
battle5133 pts ★ Novice
Canada
Dietsoda wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!

If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.








Hast du einen Flammenwerfer? Hast du auch einen Raketenwerfer für den Fall, dass die Feds auftauchen?


Yes I have both but they aren’t for sale, they are part of my personal collection
pensive1
Messages 1135 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs9334 pts ★ Expert
battle5133 pts ★ Novice
Canada
xrunner48 wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
xrunner48 wrote:
Noob68 wrote:
Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!

If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.







Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?


Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.


Semi auto and the miner please.


Alright here you go!
laugh1
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Messages 1998 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11652 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
xrunner48 wrote:
Princess' Reiki Stall

Building Number: 828

Products in stock:
Amethyst necklace (Looks beautiful on anybody and stunning for formal events - Price: ₮100,765)
Red jasper bracelet (efficiently removes negative chakras - Price: ₮95,590)
Tanzanite ring (great for loved ones as well as healing - Price: ₮1,795,640)
Topaz dreamcatcher (hang it by your bed and let it destroy nightmares - Price: ₮34,070)
Sapphire crown (okay, who put this on stock, it's mine - Price: ₮257,500,000)
Healing spellbook (a book of spells to cleanse your mind and soul - ₮15,600)
Dark magic spellbook (a book of alchemy and the dark arts, but remember, if used in cold blood, you will be punished treble for your actions - Price: ₮15,600)

EDIT: My prices aren't that high, I just can't be bothered to convert tugrik to dollars :p

Can I get a dark magic spellbook? You know what for hap.

When shall we execute our plan?

Hrrrmm, how about Episode 1?
Messages 1063 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11662 pts ★ Champion
battle5563 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom
Dietsoda wrote:
Teon5072 wrote:
Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?


Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen

Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥

Good thing I bought bombs last night
Messages 1931 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs31862 pts ★ Legend
battle13828 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Teon5072 wrote:
Dietsoda wrote:
Teon5072 wrote:
Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Irish. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Hey, Irishwoman here, can I burn down your shop?


Ich helfe Ihnen, Brandstiftung zu begehen

Seien Sie vorsichtig, Teon, denn Ihr Geschäft wird in Flammen aufgehen 🔥😎🔥🔥😈😎🔥

Good thing I bought bombs last night

Won't the bombs light and make the situation even worse?
xd2
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mario_dead2

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