Stupid Item Ideas.
7531 pts ★ Racer
4996 pts ★ Budding pilotOn 2026-05-03 at 09:59:25
Fusion mushroom combine you with another player and the controls are completely messed up
Chicken jockey attack other players and most importantly annoy them with the Minecraft movie sounds
Super ice flower freezes ur opponent forever even in the next race and any other races they go to only way to reset is to get a new account
Chicken jockey attack other players and most importantly annoy them with the Minecraft movie sounds
Super ice flower freezes ur opponent forever even in the next race and any other races they go to only way to reset is to get a new account
On 2026-05-03 at 10:22:14
A bomb that nukes everyone except you (very broken)
1On 2026-05-03 at 21:41:19
The Orange, Yellow, Cyan, Purple, Gray, Pink and Black Shells. They all work like the Blue Shell, except they target certain respective places.
1st - Blue Shell
2nd - Cyan/Aqua Shell
3rd - Yellow Shell
4th - Pink/Fuchsia Shell
5th - Black Shell
6th - Purple Shell
7th - Gray Shell
8th - Orange Shell
1st - Blue Shell
2nd - Cyan/Aqua Shell
3rd - Yellow Shell
4th - Pink/Fuchsia Shell
5th - Black Shell
6th - Purple Shell
7th - Gray Shell
8th - Orange Shell
2On 2026-05-04 at 01:56:14
Pufferfish Stew - Has the following odds upon use;
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
1On 2026-05-04 at 12:09:20
Oh dear lord. What have I stumbled upon? If I ever make a YouTube channel I swear I'm scrolling through this page, GD Colon-style, and just reading everything on here.
On 2026-05-04 at 16:19:26
an ak 47 to shoot enemys to crash their game
On 2026-05-04 at 16:42:00
Pufferfish Stew - Has the following odds upon use;
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
the numbers dont add up
On 2026-05-04 at 18:00:28
Pufferfish Stew - Has the following odds upon use;
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
- 1/100 chance to launch you before to finish a lap the finish line and blow everyone else up.
- 1/10 chance to turn into a blue shell
- 1/5 chance to turn into a golden mushroom
- 1/4 chance to do nothing
- 1/2 chance to shrink you
- 3/4 chance to freeze you in place till the person in last crosses the finish line of his/her current lap
- 9/10 chance to split your current cc in half for the rest of the race
(You can dismiss the item by throwing it behind you, and every time an odds check passes, it moves up to the next set of odds.) Absolute dog crap of an idea. 😂
the numbers dont add up
I know! The whole idea is that it would have like, a check system like the following;
Rolls for half CC - Gets the 1/10
Rolls for freeze - Gets the 1/4
Rolls for shrink - Gets the good half
Etc, Etc
On 2026-05-04 at 18:26:40
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
On 2026-05-05 at 16:49:04
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
On 2026-05-06 at 16:06:32
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
On 2026-05-06 at 16:30:27
Za hando only in tweve you can get this and only une use per race but It deletes any opponent you hit It with
On 2026-05-06 at 16:35:52
Mic shell (like the Mike ability from Kirby) hits any players in view
On 2026-05-06 at 17:17:22
the mini mushroom (blue) who will give you a small size when you use it
On 2026-05-06 at 21:34:50
an item that swaps your position with the position of another random opponent at a random time while holding it
On 2026-05-06 at 23:50:30
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
But what if there's both Waluigi and Luigi on the track? Do they stop or do they continue while their doppelganger shows up?
On 2026-05-07 at 05:49:09
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
But what if there's both Waluigi and Luigi on the track? Do they stop or do they continue while their doppelganger shows up?
Anyways I got more ideas.
- Cursor
It right-clicks you and then deletes you.
- Super Flower Pot
When you use it, the flower you throw will take you to space.
- Coursebot
This item selects a random track of yours and duplicates it 7956814574598687485 times.
- Megaleg
He takes over the track.
- ?
The ? item is just an item re-spin, but the twist is you have a 99.999999999% chance of getting the ? item again.
On 2026-05-07 at 17:35:33
Super Blooper: Makes your screen completely black for the whole race so you have to use the minimap to drive.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
Super Guide Block: If you suck at a track, Luigi shows you where to go if it's not obvious enough to find out where to go.
Spin Drill: Drill down to the opposite side of the map, which is out of bounds. This is basically just a free trip to heaven.
Fake Boost Panel: When you drive over it, nothing happens.
Moldy Banana: Makes you slip like a regular banana, but because it's moldy, you have a chance to randomly fall off the track and respawn.
Kamek: The track suddenly becomes incredibly hard for no reason.
Black Hole: Causes players to just fall off the track, and it's completely invisible.
Also, let's make the fireball more realistic. You get hit, and you die of 3rd degree burns.
What if you're playing as Luigi
Then Waluigi shows you.
But what if there's both Waluigi and Luigi on the track? Do they stop or do they continue while their doppelganger shows up?
Anyways I got more ideas.
- Cursor
It right-clicks you and then deletes you.
- Super Flower Pot
When you use it, the flower you throw will take you to space.
- Coursebot
This item selects a random track of yours and duplicates it 7956814574598687485 times.
- Megaleg
He takes over the track.
- ?
The ? item is just an item re-spin, but the twist is you have a 99.999999999% chance of getting the ? item again.
WHY 7956814574598687485 TIMES!
Yesterday at 00:32:20
an item that will slow down the npcs for 1 milisecond