[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising

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S3EP6

IlluZhion: Whew, that was something else...
Lely: Well, it's a good job you two didn't die of garlic poisoning... Let's get going!
Nudge: Hey wait, where's Lemon?

Meanwhile...

Lemon: Urrrrrgggghh... Wh-where am I...?
Dietsoda: Oh good, IlluZhion's girlfriend is awake.
Lemon: D-DIETSODA?! XRUNNER?!
xrunner: I wouldn't waste another breath...
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T- I can't...
*Lemon is lulled to sleep, completely oblivious as to what's actually happening*

Back with IlluZhion...

IlluZhion: OH. MY. GOD. I'M ACTUALLY GOING BEYOND MY BREAKING POINT. SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN, HASN'T SHE?!
Krazey: Gah, sure seems like it...
Popplio: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE?! KIDNAPPING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Nudge: Seems like IlluZhion isn't the only one simping for Lemon...
Ralsei: Can you bitches pack it in? We're not getting any closer to Lemon, Kris or Dark this way.
IlluZhion: NO I WILL NOT 'PACK IT IN'. FOR ALL I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND COULD BE DYING RIGHT NOW...
Max: Can we just stop?! IlluZhion, calm the heck down. Ralsei, Nudge, stop bothering IlluZhion.
Nudge and Ralsei: Ugh, fine...
Lely: Think I've had enough of this bullshit for one day... Let's go...
Fiery: Yeah! By the way, can I ask you guys something?
Osc: What is it?
Fiery: What- LOOKS LIKE A BEAR THAT EATS PEOPLE?!
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Max: RUN!!!

That got me lol

I don't know why this line of mine is so dumb but whatever x)

Aight but she did do some breaking and entering. I'm just detaining her before the police can come and I can press charges.

S3EP7

Osc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! CAN DIETSODA NOT GO FOR A SECOND WITHOUT PLACING ANY KIND OF TRAPS?!
Max: Well we ain't dying just yet...
*Max plays a melody on his flute*
Nemuku: Whuh?
*Nemuku sniffs about for a while before wandering off to find food*
Lely: PHEW... Thanks Max... You're a lifesaver...
Nudge: You actual coward, scared of a fucking bear. I would've stabbed it through the ribs if it had tried to sink its muttonchops into me.
IlluZhion: ...
Ralsei: Hey IlluZhion, what's up?
IlluZhion: ...Nevermind...
*IlluZhion runs off*
Krazey: Wonder what's up with him... I feel kinda bad for him.
Lely: There's somewhere he has to go. Alone.

With IlluZhion...

???: Hey IlluZhion... Follow me...
IlluZhion: Huh?
*They walk upstairs, leading into an annexed area of the castle*
???: Do you know who I am?
IlluZhion: I... don't think so...
*The figure removes her hood*
IlluZhion: Oh my God... I thought you were dead...

If I say "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" After someone says "this is part where they kill us", I don't know what I'd do.

(Portal 2 reference)

Next episode is the final episode, after that I'll get started on Super MKPC Galaxy 2: Lost Destiny

EDIT: It will be a significantly longer episode but more people will die, sorry

Everyone: hyped because of the last episode
Me who has not been seen since season 1:

S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance )

IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.

With The Resistance...

Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?

With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...

Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...

Back with The Resistance...

IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.

They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...

IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...

At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...

IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.

That night at the beach...

IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...

Back in reality...

IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*

At Toad Town around a decade ago...

IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*

Back in reality...

IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...

THE END...

Chapter 8: The part where he killed me.
hehe am dead

Sword hands? Really?
Eh I suppose I get to kill the most popular users of the site so it evens our the wierd hand swords. Bit of an L tbh.

This ending is so freaking intense. Most of us almost died to Dietsoda's hands... the ending was also very sad. Since it was a season finale, having flashbacks interrupting it all was wonderful ! Btw Max why are you cheating on me ? We are married since the 20th of April 1969. My, oh my, what a betrayal. Just kidding. I love this finale ! Looking forward to S2 !

Why would I do that, at least I don't crush on 2763 people unlike the author of this fanfic

I like how when the resistance found me they only gave a fuck about Kris and Lemon

Me who has no idea who the fuck Raider is because I just never read this fanfic

JAJAJAJAJAJA you can't cheat on me though since we aren't dating in the first place.
Or, are we ?