[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising

To make matters even worse, that motherfucker is the one who is THE MOST CAPABLE OF RAPING MY LEMON BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY A GODFORSAKEN RAPIST

*Lemon does not belong to you.
Some people will never change. It's actually crazy how this man has not been caught. He's doing so wrong, he's doing an horrible use of his life, an illegal use, but he isn't even punished yet ??? What the fuck is this ??? He needs to realize what he is doing right now, because it's not the assholes he's hanging out with who will teach him how to live properly without causing shit. "I'm doing me cause this is my life." Well, I'm prepared to see this sentence somewhere if he ever talks to me. Well no. Everyone has boundaries, your freedom stops where other people's freedom starts. If you're terrifying and raping people in your life, well at this point, it's just not YOUR business, it's also the business of the people who take your goddman shit in the face. I hope he will get owned someday. I'm praying for Lemon to stay safe. But is there much we can do about this ? It's infuriating to see, but at the moment, he is unstoppable. AAAAAA I hate those people. Doing so much shit and being very wrong during all their life... But stronger than you, so you cannot stop them. They use their fucking strength to make this world a trashfire.
Listen, maybe that instead of crying here about how he is wrong, we should try to give strength to Lemon. After all, she's the one suffering the most. Not us.

Good point
By the way I know Lemon doesn't belong to me I just call her that
By the way apparently I beat the holy crap outta him before, so I'm very much prepared to do so again

S3EP4

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, The Resistance got themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Lemon and Nudge were possessed by ghosts, meanwhile Popplio was captured by a waterslide-hating monster! Luckily for them however, more help is on the way...

Lemon: Whoa, what happened to me?
Nudge: I think you and me were possessed by those ghouls...
IlluZhion: Well it's a good job we found you guys just in the nick of time... Let's go.

Back at the amusement park...

Lely: It's been ages... Where's xrunner?
Krazey: Ah forget him. He ain't comin' back.
Popplio: Wait WHAT?!
Krazey: Sigh... I think it's about time I told you... One night I saw xrunner's diary...
Lely: Wh-what was in there?
Krazey: Some kinda genocide plot I think...
Lely: HOLY GODFORSAKEN SHIT WE HAVE TO GET GOING!
???: Need a hand?
Popplio: Who are you?
???: Should I just explode to prove who I am?
Lely: Osc? You too?
Osc: Yeah... I went to Club IlluZhion looking for my bestie, but I got dragged here.
Krazey: Well we're gonna need all the help we can get. Let's roll.

At the crossroads...

Lemon: Finally... That was something else...
IlluZhion: It'll be ok, my love...
*IlluZhion strokes Lemon's hair and hugs her*
???: I can see that you lovebirds want to hug and do other weird stuff together, but can I say something actually important? REVIVAMOGUSREVIVAMOGUSREVIVAMOGUS
Lely: Great, just who we needed...
Osc: WHY RALSEI?!
Ralsei: Calm down bitches, at least I'm not that traitor xrunner.
Nudge: What are you talking about? Right now it sounds like you're just waffling a load of shit.
Ralsei: Take a look at this, you stupid bitch.
*Ralsei throws xrunner's diary to The Resistance*
IlluZhion: Holy-
Nudge: How could we be so stupid?!
*Nudge shoulders a halberd*
Nudge: Time to end these motherfuckers.

why is krazey reading my diary
why do i have a diary
why do i
why

S3EP5

At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...

Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.

At the base of the lair...

Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!

In the castle...

Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.

Seven floors down...

*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...

Fiery comes in with the terrible joke! someone put this in a actual smash trailer for someone it would be so funny

Wait am I dead? Because I was only heard in season 2 episode 7

This episode was great, this Fiery pun was absolutely well thought but indeed it sounds like a dad joke. The only complaint I have to say is how Lemon sounds overly agressive and dark, more than her actual personnality, it sounds more like what you would want her to be, as an edgelord, than th eactual Lemon. That feels kinda unnatural if you ask me. What's with the Club IlluZhion too ? I didn't understand...
Anyways, this fanfic is great nonetheless. Good job.

Le "Club IlluZhion" est le nom de son serveur (l'ancien "Secret Hideout" si tu te rappelles)
Btw I agree about Lemon

I have shit humor

You can't be worse than me. I'm literally the worst jokester on Earth

Pas quand j'existe

Arrête de te rabaisser mdr, à chaque fois que je me critique tu dis que tu es pire, et c'est faux
Bref retour au topic

Non mais dans ce cas spécifique c'est un fait j'ai un humour de merde, après sur le reste, faudra prouver si c'est vrai ou non, mais voilà
mais sérieusement en quoi je serai meilleur que toi ?

THIS IS A JOKE
im hoping my character isnt a fucking dad joke machine because if it is im going to commit 3rd degree murder

Not NESesary to say that. I’m sorry, force of habit.

Answers to your doubts:

Not SNESsary to argue with me about that when you don't know how bad my jokes are

This is probably going to happen in the next episode…