MKPC Skits

Normal day in MKPC
Max : Hello I have a personnality
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Lely : Oh that's nice, me too !
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D4rk : Slay, amogus, sussy balls, gyat are all cringe. I hate Olivia Rodrigo.
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Nudge : Hewwo UwU nya ~ ?! OwO SENPAI you're making me blush nya ~~~
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osc : I'm not a pervert
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Princess : I'm single.
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SYK : Life is all about being serious. The meaning of the days we spend on Earth deepens as the length of the life that has been offered to us increases.
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Nodac : I love Max. He's inspirational to me.
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Max : Oh 1/5 ? Idrc, who tf cares about track ratings anyways ? 💀
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Lely : I'm not copying song lyrics randomly, idgaf about anything. Kpop sucks and essays are useless.
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D4rk : I'm mature and my classmates are mentally sane.
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Nudge : Lely is a good person
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osc : Femboys are unattractive
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Princess : I'm stable with my nicknames and they are all brief and easy to remember and type.
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SYK : I'm mature but funny
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Nodac : I'm calm and diplomatic.
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The funny part is I'm practically never single lol

meanwhile me just posting some random copypasta out of nowhere lol

Problematic MKPC People if they were honest

Hi there, I made a new account for a fresh start even though people will still remember what I did but I don’t care about anything. I will promise to change even though I will break that promise in less than 1 nanosecond.

Now I will slide into your DMs, say the most out of pocket things imaginable, and get myself banned and before I get banned I will facepalm everyone who is against me

some random guy idk what to make his name wrote:

Does that come with an extra go fuck yourself?

Yes it does

You're right my evil twins Cob-Omb and Omb-Com aren't perverts and don't like femboys. Truly evil. Hewwo UwU nya ~ ?! OwO SENPAI you're making me blush nya ~~~

Taking your job too seriously, dating a member of the website, deleting 3/5s, revealing unproblematic notes to everyone, complaining about deserved ratings, breaking down and overreacting, being more of a meme than a moderator, being a chipmunk, being implicated in dramas, not making anybody feel safe, least objective member, furry pfp, lowering the mental worth of self harm, being on copium constantly, basically everything

En dehors des 3/5 (2/5 probablement mais 3/5 je pense pas) t'es à peu près correct 🫠

And that is a 100% Fact

(This is actually a sneak peek into a few lines that I may use in Episode 4 of MKPC Battle (okay so obviously I'll alter them to fit the context of the episode, also I decided I'll change the name since the battle aspect would become far too stale over time) anyway this is how people would act if they were the complete opposite (oh shit I think Lely's gonna get inside my walls for doing this)):

Nudge: I'm in love with Lely, I'm not a misogynist, I hate sarcasm and Max is the best moderator
Chilli: KirbyBoy is my best friend, I'm mature, I wouldn't apologize if I did something wrong and Yoshis suck
Princess: I'm single, I hate everyone, life's fine and I'm not flirtatious to the point it's hard to tell whether I'm being platonic or romantic in day-to-day conversation, oh yeah and I don't have dissociative identity disorder
Max: I'm completely calm over any rating below 5/5, I don't cause a row over one of my tracks, I don't have a furry pfp and I'm perfectly fine
Cringeh: I don't simp for the Nepal countryball and the nerd emoji, and it was not the theory of MisterCringeh
Osc: I'm not sus and I hate Chihiro Fujisaki from the shitty ass game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Lely: I'm colder than the ice my shitty penguins live on, I treat everyone like shit and nobody calls me a crybaby, also K-pop is ass and essays are annoying
SYK: I'm mature and I hate people who visit the site and I don't care if someone gets banned
D4rk: I don't like TikTok and my classmates are perfectly normal
Noob: The cops are chill and I hate femboys
Krazey: My ideas aren't subjective in the slightest and I don't try to force my ideas down other people's throats
Pigeon: I don't argue with Nudge and I don't say everyone sucks for no reason, I don't create 69420 alts and I'm mature
Daisanko: Music sucks, end of
Nodac: I hate people but I love Maxence Brossard and I'm not racist

"Cheeks" what y'all thinking about because I'm think of the cheeks on your face.
Honestly all the people who visit this site has no life, like go do something at least.
Get Priccesss banned. I don't care about it even if it's in the right or wrong.

i wonder how i would act if i were the complete opposite

So realistic !!!1!1!!1 🤯🤯👁👄👁😝😝

I WOULD put KirbytripleDX_2014 on the list, except you're assigned the role of "clown", not "kid"

If I knew that I was wasting my time here I would just come here every month but sadly I can't stop

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO USES C.AI LETS GOOOOO